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Lungorthin
Black Eclipse Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.12.12 13:31:00 -
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Press Release, for immediate publication.
The ASCN Empire relocation program has oficially reached STAMPEDE status
Real estate prices on planets, moons and stations in Feythabolis* continue to plummet.
An end to the falling prices is not in sight and experts predict a total collapse of the market in the immediate future.
The fast spreading news of the ASCN Pride Flag ship's destrucion has unleashed a wide spread panic among the remaining settlers.
Even the most fierce settlers have been seen to not so secretly pack their meager left-over belongings and head for empire.
Traffic control narrowly espaped a total collapse, the danger remains.
Burnt-out traffic control officials report sightings of several evacuation ships with graffiti slogans reading "Repent, the end is near!"
Despite all the grave news, the government wishes to let you know that there is nothing to be afraid of, all is clear and the situation is 100% under control.
Stragglers are adviced to remain calm and to read page 324** of the ASCN Survival Manual
* core home region of Ascendant Frontier Alliance
** page with prayers
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Advertisement:
SCALPERS-R-US Corp offers cheap REAL ESTATE in lovely vacant moon and planetary locations in the former ASCN Space.
Do it yourself packages: bring your own showel, vacuum cleaner and ABC Protection suit to clear minor debris and ignore the nuked atmospheres, the air will be breathable again in 2 million years.
Call 1-800-SCALPERS
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Alfragide
Nova Lusitania
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Posted - 2006.12.12 14:00:00 -
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ROFLMAO 
AvT Nova LusitGnia |
Caledric
Amarr
Spectral Armada
Eternal Empire
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Posted - 2006.12.12 15:37:00 -
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Are you seriously bragging about how you took advantage of a bug and killed an unmanned ship? A ship that will probably be replaced by CCP.
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Helen
STK Scientific
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.12.12 16:04:00 -
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Quackers alive you mean HMS Quack has sunk this is horrific news.
/Helen goes to check her rubber duck in the pod.
Oh wait HMS Quack is ok guess your talking about "Steve" the big thing that kept looking at my Revelation funny.
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Eldo Davip
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.12.12 16:26:00 -
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weedmasta
Federation of Freedom Fighters
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2006.12.12 16:59:00 -
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Can we rent a showel?
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thoth foc
Destructive Influence
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Posted - 2006.12.12 18:34:00 -
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Only question left is, which corp(s) will end up running off with the alliance assets this time..
[17:41] <[CLS]SamuraiJack> Cheating wins |
Cloue
Gallente
The Scope
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Posted - 2006.12.12 19:40:00 -
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Wonder how many ASCN suck post he will make before this war is over.
What is it at now 6 or 7?
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Exogene
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Posted - 2006.12.12 22:36:00 -
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Edited by: Exogene on 12/12/2006 22:36:03
I need a T2 vacuum cleaner  These threads are funny you gotta admit that at the least
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Brunswick2
eXceed Inc.
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.12.13 02:09:00 -
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/emote sings
Rubber ducky, you're the one. You're the one who makes bathtime so much fun...
/emote stops singing
\o/ More land for me!
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Mortuus
Minmatar
Just-fun
Distant Star Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.13 03:59:00 -
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Hmm...I seem to recall a very similar propaganda project from BoB...about 2 years ago.
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Mistique One
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Posted - 2006.12.13 12:38:00 -
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 Originally by: Lungorthin
Press Release, for immediate publication.
The ASCN Empire relocation program has oficially reached STAMPEDE status
Real estate prices on planets, moons and stations in Feythabolis* continue to plummet.
An end to the falling prices is not in sight and experts predict a total collapse of the market in the immediate future.
The fast spreading news of the ASCN Pride Flag ship's destrucion has unleashed a wide spread panic among the remaining settlers.
Even the most fierce settlers have been seen to not so secretly pack their meager left-over belongings and head for empire.
Traffic control narrowly espaped a total collapse, the danger remains.
Burnt-out traffic control officials report sightings of several evacuation ships with graffiti slogans reading "Repent, the end is near!"
Despite all the grave news, the government wishes to let you know that there is nothing to be afraid of, all is clear and the situation is 100% under control.
Stragglers are adviced to remain calm and to read page 324** of the ASCN Survival Manual
* core home region of Ascendant Frontier Alliance
** page with prayers
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Advertisement:
SCALPERS-R-US Corp offers cheap REAL ESTATE in lovely vacant moon and planetary locations in the former ASCN Space.
Do it yourself packages: bring your own showel, vacuum cleaner and ABC Protection suit to clear minor debris and ignore the nuked atmospheres, the air will be breathable again in 2 million years.
Call 1-800-SCALPERS
Dude will you ever stop this bull***t ?
I mean 1 post , 2 post how long are you gonna continue. Steve is down , that's what you whanted . Let the forums be
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