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Constantly Outraged Sebiestor Gutter Press 112	Posted - 2015.08.27 18:00:15 - [1] - Quote Gallente scientists working for a public health research project for the University of Caille have released findings that dispel the myth of "dirty Minmatar". In fact, the research shows that Minmatar, living in the Republic, have some of the lowest populations of skin bacteria ! The research was conducted as part of a project intended to test responses of interstellar organisations to disease outbreaks. Republic Minmatar were found to have lower overall populations of skin bacteria, while Gallente were found to have highest diversity of skin bacteria populations. Amarr populations appeared to have the lowest diversity of skin bacteria. Jita residents were found to have the greatest overall population of skin bacteria, raising concerns that the vast amount of interstellar travellers going to and from Jita could facilitate an uncontrollable outbreak of a disease. Reasons for the differences between population groups were the subject of much speculation by the researchers involved. "I think cultural factors, such as the importance of tattoos and displaying them, are the key here", said one researcher. "Unclothed skin is generally drier and cooler than clothed skin, and so is not as hospitable to many bacteria species." "The Federation is a lot more cosmopolitan than the Empire. I think that explains why Gallente people have much more diverse skin bacteria populations than Amarr.", said another researcher. "Jita. It's a public health nightmare. Someone flies in from Maurasi, sneezes in Jita 4-4, then flies on to New Caldari. Thousands, if not millions are exposed to that sneeze", said another researcher. Gutter Press. Dispeller of myths.
Rodj Blake PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 2211	Posted - 2015.08.27 18:10:23 - [2] - Quote Constantly Outraged Sebiestor wrote: In fact, the research shows that Minmatar, living in the Republic, have some of the lowest populations of skin bacteria ! Proof that not even bacteria like the Minmatar! Yonis Ardishapur for Emperor
Deitra Vess Hounds of War. Hashashin Cartel 612	Posted - 2015.08.27 18:15:21 - [3] - Quote Well, Amarr had THE lowest so what does that say?
Jandice Ymladris Aurora Arcology 1522	Posted - 2015.08.27 18:19:13 - [4] - Quote Deitra Vess wrote: Well, Amarr had THE lowest so what does that say? They are too divine for lowly bacteria? The Amarr Empire marches to war! Empress Jamyl Sarum I assassinated by Drifter taskforce!
Anabella Rella Gradient 2030	Posted - 2015.08.27 18:22:11 - [5] - Quote I'd worry less about cracking wise and more about those Drifters if I were you Blake. When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Cain Aloga Re-Awakened Technologies Inc The 11th Hour Alliance 129	Posted - 2015.08.27 18:31:25 - [6] - Quote Anabella Rella wrote: I'd worry less about cracking wise and more about those Drifters if I were you Blake. When faced with fear and desperation, many use humor as a release.
Deitra Vess Hounds of War. Hashashin Cartel 613	Posted - 2015.08.27 18:35:37 - [7] - Quote Jandice Ymladris wrote: Deitra Vess wrote: Well, Amarr had THE lowest so what does that say? They are too divine for lowly bacteria? That or even single celled organisms want nothing to do with Amarrian ways...
Valerie Valate Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik 993	Posted - 2015.08.27 21:17:54 - [8] - Quote Deitra Vess wrote: Well, Amarr had THE lowest so what does that say? Lowest diversity. Not lowest population total. Something along lines of Minmatar have 1000 bacteria of 10 different types. Amarr have 2000 bacteria of 2 different types. Obviously, those are just numbers to illustrate the point. Low diversity possibly from wearing gloves or something, I don't know. Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Elmund Egivand Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation 663	Posted - 2015.08.28 01:08:04 - [9] - Quote We also take baths and scrub diligently. We are also not in the habit of passing out drunk and sleeping in our own vomit. That might explain the lack of bacteria compared to the Gallente. Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque 229	Posted - 2015.08.28 01:10:32 - [10] - Quote Deitra Vess wrote: Well, Amarr had THE lowest so what does that say? Cleanliness is next to Godliness. "I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13

Deitra Vess Hounds of War. Hashashin Cartel 618	Posted - 2015.08.28 01:31:59 - [11] - Quote Valerie Valate wrote: Deitra Vess wrote: Well, Amarr had THE lowest so what does that say? Lowest diversity. Not lowest population total. Something along lines of Minmatar have 1000 bacteria of 10 different types. Amarr have 2000 bacteria of 2 different types. Obviously, those are just numbers to illustrate the point. Low diversity possibly from wearing gloves or something, I don't know. I must have missread that... I guess that just means that only special bacteria likes Amarr then. And Ibrahim, just..... Wow.
Arrendis GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 1363	Posted - 2015.08.28 07:07:00 - [12] - Quote Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote: Deitra Vess wrote: Well, Amarr had THE lowest so what does that say? Cleanliness is next to Godliness. You realize that the vast majority of skin bacteria are what keeps harmful ones away, right?
Lord Kailethre Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque 264	Posted - 2015.08.28 07:35:09 - [13] - Quote Arrendis wrote: Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote: Deitra Vess wrote: Well, Amarr had THE lowest so what does that say? Cleanliness is next to Godliness. You realize that the vast majority of skin bacteria are what keeps harmful ones away, right? You're a skin bacteria!
Arrendis GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 1363	Posted - 2015.08.28 07:43:04 - [14] - Quote . . . I can't even...
Lord Kailethre Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque 264	Posted - 2015.08.28 11:06:03 - [15] - Quote It's because you keep all the harmful ones away! Clearly I was being a supreme complimentarian.
Nauplius Hoi Andrapodistai 498	Posted - 2015.08.28 11:37:44 - [16] - Quote The filth of the Minmatar is no myth; nor can it be measured by counting skin bacteria. The filth of the Minmatar extends to the very bone; to the very soul; every Minmatar is polluted and blackened before a holy and righteous God. Amen. Amarr Victor.
Sinti Vailatti Royal Khanid Colonial Exploration 42	Posted - 2015.08.28 11:50:33 - [17] - Quote Nauplius wrote: The filth of the Minmatar is no myth; nor can it be measured by counting skin bacteria. The filth of the Minmatar extends to the very bone; to the very soul; every Minmatar is polluted and blackened before a holy and righteous God. Amen. Amarr Victor. But...but Naup, I've had all my shots and it rained on me just last week. Does this mean you don't love me anymore?
Ginia Itonula State Protectorate Caldari State 106	Posted - 2015.08.28 12:47:49 - [18] - Quote I really tire of the insult war between the Amarr and Minmatar. Since I've began my service with the State Protectorate, I've found the Minmatar I've encountered to be admirable-- if sometimes devious-- warriors, and I've long had great respect for their ship designs even if they are not anywhere near as advanced as Caldari ships. The Rifter, though now outclassed in most combat in the cluster, is a masterwork of ingenuity that's a testament to their skill and intelligence. I would caution our Amarr allies that to underestimate the enemy is folly. Respect their capabilities, and save the insults for the bar after you've got the killmail.
Bagrat Skalski Poseidaon 8907	Posted - 2015.08.28 14:53:02 - [19] - Quote There are no toilets here, what do you want from us. Custom ship skins \| Since 2014 \| Character creator style "repaint" \| Bring back the dream
Markus Error Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic 67	Posted - 2015.08.28 16:45:03 - [20] - Quote Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote: Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Only in a very sternly abridged dictionary. Hey.

Arrendis GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 1365	Posted - 2015.08.28 17:59:56 - [21] - Quote Lord Kailethre wrote: It's because you keep all the harmful ones away! Clearly I was being a supreme complimentarian. Ok, you got me... I laughed at this one. Well done, sir, well done.
Arrendis GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 1365	Posted - 2015.08.28 18:06:49 - [22] - Quote Ginia Itonula wrote: I really tire of the insult war between the Amarr and Minmatar. Don't be silly! They're not insulting us, they're gently teasing us, in the manner of a rough-and-tumble household. After all, is not their entire purpose to uplift our souls and bring us to salvation? Are not the Amarr the bearers of the supreme burden, individually responsible for the deliverance of humanity unto God? Every time one of us falls, unReclaimed and still damned, it is their failure, their sin. In their deepest hearts, they cannot possibly hold us as enemies... we are precious, treasures whose loss will weigh not only on them, stand as a black mark not only on their souls, but on all of their children, and their childrens' children, on down unto the very End of Time. Insults and attacks that harden our hearts would only drive us further from God, work directly against their divinely-ordained goals... no, these cannot be insults. They must only be teasing, meant to remind us that though we and the Amarr have had our difficulties, and despite the fact that there are some lingering hurts from things said and done in the heat of the moment, that truly, we are all one great, numerous family, and that we'll eventually resolve our differences and come together in that glorious state that is the god-given birthright of all humanity. Death.
Nauplius Hoi Andrapodistai 499	Posted - 2015.08.28 21:02:40 - [23] - Quote Sinti Vailatti wrote: Nauplius wrote: The filth of the Minmatar is no myth; nor can it be measured by counting skin bacteria. The filth of the Minmatar extends to the very bone; to the very soul; every Minmatar is polluted and blackened before a holy and righteous God. Amen. Amarr Victor. But...but Naup, I've had all my shots and it rained on me just last week. Does this mean you don't love me anymore? I may yet become desperate enough for a date with a girl that I accept even a Minmatar. But it would have to be a Minmatar whose hygiene is somewhat more substantial than rainwater.
Neph Operation Meatshield 68	Posted - 2015.08.28 22:35:03 - [24] - Quote Ginia Itonula wrote: I really tire of the insult war between the Amarr and Minmatar. Since I've began my service with the State Protectorate, I've found the Minmatar I've encountered to be admirable-- if sometimes devious-- warriors, and I've long had great respect for their ship designs even if they are not anywhere near as advanced as Caldari ships. The Rifter, though now outclassed in most combat in the cluster, is a masterwork of ingenuity that's a testament to their skill and intelligence. I would caution our Amarr allies that to underestimate the enemy is folly. Respect their capabilities, and save the insults for the bar after you've got the killmail. The desire for the insult war is mutual. It allows them to "put us in our place", and it lets us make the Empire look bad. I imagine it's therapeutic for both sides. I wouldn't call it friendly ribbing... I think it's more of a begrudging way to admit without admitting that the other side is still people and not just faceless evil/race to be enslaved. At least, I sort of see it that way. Doesn't mean I've ever interfaced with a citizen of the Empire or Kingdom that wasn't the the most smug, proud, arrogant, condescending, shamelessly hypocritical, utterly-caught-up-in-their-own-hubris sob I've ever met. If I ever find an Amarrian who doesn't make me want to kick their face in after half-an-hour of conversation, I'll give them +10 standing, half the ISK in my wallet, and publicly announce to the whole IGS that I was a racist a**hole. That said, the Gallente are their own brand of people whose faces I want to rearrange, but at least there's some that are willing to admit they're wrong and treat you with a decent amount of respect. I admire the Caldari. You generally look down on everybody that's your boss, you, a member of your company, a member of your mega, a fellow Caldari, in that order, and you can be the most knee-jerkish people I've ever met, yet you're honest in how you view others. If I manage to earn your notice, and maybe, eventually, your respect, you'll give me every bit of it. I continue to enjoy serving with the CalMil.
Arrendis GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 1365	Posted - 2015.08.28 23:21:09 - [25] - Quote Neph wrote: Doesn't mean I've ever interfaced with a citizen of the Empire or Kingdom that wasn't the the most smug, proud, arrogant, condescending, shamelessly hypocritical, utterly-caught-up-in-their-own-hubris sob I've ever met. If I ever find an Amarrian who doesn't make me want to kick their face in after half-an-hour of conversation, I'll give them +10 standing, half the ISK in my wallet, and publicly announce to the whole IGS that I was a racist a**hole. Have you talked to Lt. Kernher?
Neph Operation Meatshield 69	Posted - 2015.08.29 02:52:21 - [26] - Quote Arrendis wrote: Neph wrote: Doesn't mean I've ever interfaced with a citizen of the Empire or Kingdom that wasn't the the most smug, proud, arrogant, condescending, shamelessly hypocritical, utterly-caught-up-in-their-own-hubris sob I've ever met. If I ever find an Amarrian who doesn't make me want to kick their face in after half-an-hour of conversation, I'll give them +10 standing, half the ISK in my wallet, and publicly announce to the whole IGS that I was a racist a**hole. Have you talked to Lt. Kernher? No, I'm not familiar with the name.
Lyn Farel Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque 1394	Posted - 2015.08.29 10:17:10 - [27] - Quote Uh... Do... Ammatar count too... ?
Neph Operation Meatshield Plexodus 70	Posted - 2015.08.29 15:56:50 - [28] - Quote Lyn Farel wrote: Uh... Do... Ammatar count too... ? As skin bacteria? No, that'd be too offensive to the skin bacteria.
Lyn Farel Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque 1395	Posted - 2015.08.30 08:37:11 - [29] - Quote Rude... And you are the one complaining about arrogance...?
Elmund Egivand Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation 666	Posted - 2015.08.30 12:01:15 - [30] - Quote Lyn Farel wrote: Rude... And you are the one complaining about arrogance...? You have to understand that for the Minmatar at large, the Ammatar are race traitors. The Ammatar are to us what a True Amarr who runs off to be a Blood Raider is to you. Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family



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