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annoing
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Posted - 2003.11.22 20:43:00 -
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I find to my dismay that my space pilots license is still active, even though I retired from active flight some time ago.
Having discovered that I still held the said pilots license, I checked my bank account and found to my horror nearly 95million isk. As its a current account it has been earning no interest, which I think you will agree is a travesty in these modern banking times  .
The religious training is going very well, and I am nearly at 'Grand Inquisitor' level, and my specialist subject is keeping the prisoner alive while extracting their lower prostrate gland  .
Im happy to report that as an advanced student and as a Grand Master in potentiate, I have no need for the 95million isk and wish to dispose of this money in a charitable fashion. To whit, I propose to diperse this money in the following fashion.
1) To whomever can demonstrate in the clearest and precise fashion their deperate need for 25million in this forum, describing in detail their tales of woe and misfortune. The closing date for this is 5 days hence.
2) A treasure hunt for a grand prize of 50 million isk. Details will be forthcoming as soon as number 1 closes and a winner is announced. The treasure hunt WILL take the potential victor through dangerous space and test their spirit and bravery to the fullest I can dream of. Any suggestions for the best way to manage this hunt will be gratefully recieved, with the most helpful advisor recieveng 10million for their trouble.
God bless you all, and God bless Amarr
PS: Both competitions are open to ALL races.
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annoing
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Posted - 2003.11.23 20:30:00 -
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*cough* ... oh dear this bumped the thread..well I never! *cough*
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Posted - 2003.11.24 02:20:00 -
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I need the 25m to build some nice shiny new purification vats
tsk tsk tsk. I know full well that the vats can be built out of old quafe tins and the oil comes from the melted down bodies of minmatar slaves. But a valiant effort worthy of some isk. I shall send you a million for being kind enough to remember the vats.
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annoing
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Posted - 2003.11.24 14:06:00 -
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Edited by: Slithereen on 24/11/2003 03:21:19
I desperately need money for which I can buy an Apocalypse, which shall be used to serve the Empire wisely in pursuit of pirates, terrorists and heretics. By buying an Amarrian ship, I validate and give greater favor to the Amarrian economy. The ship will help use with the acquisition, protection and transport of goods for the Empire including weapons, crystals, slaves, and valuable minerals like megacyte and zydrine. I am a self made businesswoman and I make money the hard way; my goals are mutually compatible to the safety and economic benefit of the Empire.
1 million sent
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Posted - 2003.11.25 01:22:00 -
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Edited by: annoing on 25/11/2003 01:24:12
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Why not make the treasure hunt into a scavenger hunt/race. Like make a list of items you have to obtain (through whatever means necessary). They could be minerals, trade goods, mods, whatever. Then the first to turn all this stuff into you or a qualified representative will be given clues and/or riddles that tells him/her of the location of the next clue. You go there and then there is a secure container w/ the name set as the next clue/riddle for the next location and so forth. Then the last clue/riddle has the password for the secure container w/ the isk inside. It would really test the determination and creative juices of those individuals who would really want that 50mil isk.
Thanks
1) you have, by far, given me the most ideas with this little post of yours. For that you will find yourself richer.
2) To increase the amount of wealth I shall reward you with, please leave here the times I can contact you in Eve (GMT times please)
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Long live the Emperor
Long live Amarr!
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Posted - 2003.11.25 01:23:00 -
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*cough* *cough*
pff, I must be getting sick. Same virus here as in that other channel. Must be something to do with me posting there as well. Might i be spreading it ?
For speading your disease I shall reward you with a small reward. Your posts in here and in general discussion were fun. thx for making me smile.
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Long live the Emperor
Long live Amarr!
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Posted - 2003.11.26 11:11:00 -
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Unfortunately, between the hours of 3am - 9am I am in deep meditation and unable to contact you. I will try to contact you on saturday after 1900hrs
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