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Sol Badguy
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Posted - 2006.12.14 05:32:00 -
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Post death threats that people have sent you
Im going to get my Navy Raven come back for you with some corp mates (not a direct quote but something along those lines)
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente MAFIA Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.14 05:45:00 -
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2006.11.18 06:27 You really didn't need to pod kill me. And was I really that harmful in a Ibis? I was roaming the roids for FFS. So tell me, you got the balls to face me in real life. Or does my corp have to kick you in the nuts?
2006.11.18 06:31 I told you to wait till I was done. By the way im in michigan you really gonna fight me because you lost your precious ammo :P --------------------
2006.11.18 06:33 Reguardless I'll come there, and you said that after I was there, and I'm mad because I was PK'd, I could give a **** about that ammo. -------------------- 2006.11.18 06:40 Getting Idle threats are a part of my job have a nice day ^_^ -------------------- 2006.11.18 06:43 Yeah, you too ass. Enjoy that Dogtag as a Trophey if its still there. And what you 12?**** --------------------
2006.11.18 06:44 17/Heterosexual/having fun with your frozen corpse -------------------- 2006.11.18 06:52 So tell me, does a baseball bat to the skull smash as well as that of a 18 year old? -------------------- 2006.11.18 06:55 So your going to go to jail for bashing my head in with a baseball bat? Well to each his own I guess. Make sure you don't drop the soap ^_^ -------------------- 2006.11.18 06:58 It'd be worth it TBH --------------------
Apparently anal *****is a worthy punishment for me ganking his gang of destroyers (while his was aptly named pirate destroyer) I showed him Sig Nerf - Cortes
I declare war on ISD!
You don't stand a chance -Karl
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Destiny Calling
Sanguine Legion
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Posted - 2006.12.14 07:43:00 -
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Edited by: Destiny Calling on 14/12/2006 07:43:44 I would just like to say.
Stop! I'll pay anything!
edit: noone else going to get that joke :(
Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it Do not call people noobs or wannabes. It's unsporting and not pleasant. |
Sakura Nihil
Tabula Rasa Systems The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2006.12.14 08:54:00 -
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I find the newbs that tend to be in lowsec for their first time tend to be the mouthiest/most emo . And the ones that put the bounties on you too, yay newbs !
I miss pirating somedays.
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Terraform
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.12.14 09:27:00 -
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Edited by: Terraform on 14/12/2006 09:27:18 *sigh* i remember smacking once and only once, when i just started "pirating".
I entered a 0.4 system in my vexor and the first thing that hit me was a Tech2-fitted blasterthron owning me while tanking the sentries. After that i smacked a bit, but then i just got angry and went back in a punisher and shot some poor guys mining in barges life is such a cruel place I hereby remove my sig, sigs are evil, sigs are the devil and i suck at drawing... |
General Coochie
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Posted - 2006.12.14 09:40:00 -
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2006.09.19 09:37 Hi, **** **** ***** is my friend.i will find yiou and then i will kill you. Hi ****
2006.10.23 14:47 show you ass in gel and the bountys ours
"I hope your family gets raped and murderd one by one you ******* noob"
I had that one and several others screen-shotted but when reinstalling EvE after kali my whole screenshots folder got removed aswell \o/ Thats the only one I can remember, but how could you forget?
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PCaBoo
Newbies On Xstacy
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Posted - 2006.12.14 10:07:00 -
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blew up a guy in a megathron (with 7 civilian armor reps and shield boosters fitted). He came back everyday for a week threatening my corp, family, and me with the "ultimate weapon". Our corp blew up 7 or 8 of his megathrons (ransomed once). Ebaying isk 4tl.
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DarkElf
Caldari DJ's Exotic Dancers Escorts
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Posted - 2006.12.14 11:31:00 -
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"You ******* lamer. you was jamming the **** outta me and i don't even have warp core stabs you ******* lamer. i add you to my negativ so now i hunt you you lamer, if you wasn't jamming me you would be dead. i have added 20mil to you bounty no need to thank me i hope you die from it you lamer"
think that was my funniest so far after i killed his 150mil ferox in my curse. didn't make much sense and the bounty looked real pretty so sent a thank you mail back
DE
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Auron Shadowbane
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Posted - 2006.12.14 12:13:00 -
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I have to start pirating for the sake of such mails alone :).
good job you killed all those neirds. reverse justice is allways nice - get killed for what you will be doing.
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Shamis Orzoz
Sniggerdly
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Posted - 2006.12.14 13:37:00 -
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Nothing brightens up my day more than a few real life death threats.
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Keta Min
Pre-nerfed Tactics
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Posted - 2006.12.14 14:26:00 -
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i picked out a few random ones. enjoy ^^
2006.03.08 16:00 pirates and griefers are such chicken****s, you can pick on soft targets, but do you have what it takes? well do you? back down, repay my 7 million lost, and i will disengange
2006.04.03 19:49 if you think im going to back down u are sadly mistaken, i have contacted the nakid union and my old corp which is part of the knights of the southern cross alliance for help and support, if you wish to take on myself, six experienced corps and one of the largest alliances in eve then go ahead.
2006.03.12 15:56 thanx very much my ship was unarmed! there was no need for a pod kill what point was in it by the way u have upset the corp and justice will be swift
2006.01.03 14:03 Just to let you know for destroying an unarmed industrial ship in our corp, you now have 60 people after you and you are going to suffer big-time.
2005.12.23 21:01 A recent survey's statistics show that Keta Min is the most hated person in the universe. 100% of people asked said that they thought she had no friends and was scum. 92% then went on to say that if they saw her and had a gun, they would shoot her on sight were she not so hopped up on drugs. The 8% were Labour MPs and were pressured into saying so. So, generally you are thought of as worthless scum and interestingly, one person in the survey added that they wished Keta Min would get AIDs instead of the poor people in Africa as no-one would care about her. Congratulations!
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente MAFIA Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.14 14:38:00 -
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Originally by: Keta Min
2005.12.23 21:01 A recent survey's statistics show that Keta Min is the most hated person in the universe. 100% of people asked said that they thought she had no friends and was scum. 92% then went on to say that if they saw her and had a gun, they would shoot her on sight were she not so hopped up on drugs. The 8% were Labour MPs and were pressured into saying so. So, generally you are thought of as worthless scum and interestingly, one person in the survey added that they wished Keta Min would get AIDs instead of the poor people in Africa as no-one would care about her. Congratulations!
What Vaginal Cleaning product said that? Sig Nerf - Cortes
I declare war on ISD!
You don't stand a chance -Karl
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Exogene
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Posted - 2006.12.14 14:48:00 -
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Originally by: Keta Min i picked out a few random ones. enjoy ^^
2005.12.23 21:01 A recent survey's statistics show that Keta Min is the most hated person in the universe. 100% of people asked said that they thought she had no friends and was scum. 92% then went on to say that if they saw her and had a gun, they would shoot her on sight were she not so hopped up on drugs. The 8% were Labour MPs and were pressured into saying so. So, generally you are thought of as worthless scum and interestingly, one person in the survey added that they wished Keta Min would get AIDs instead of the poor people in Africa as no-one would care about her. Congratulations!
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Keta Min
Pre-nerfed Tactics
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Posted - 2006.12.14 14:57:00 -
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Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: Keta Min
2005.12.23 21:01 A recent survey's statistics show that Keta Min is the most hated person in the universe. 100% of people asked said that they thought she had no friends and was scum. 92% then went on to say that if they saw her and had a gun, they would shoot her on sight were she not so hopped up on drugs. The 8% were Labour MPs and were pressured into saying so. So, generally you are thought of as worthless scum and interestingly, one person in the survey added that they wished Keta Min would get AIDs instead of the poor people in Africa as no-one would care about her. Congratulations!
What Vaginal Cleaning product said that?
some guy who kept getting banned for that kind of stuff. he was on his second acc already when he sent me that :)
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DubanFP
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.12.14 15:02:00 -
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Well as some of you may know i'm a Baiter-Hunter, and i found this one to be quite entertaining. Basically while baiter-hunting i pwned some dude in his kestrel with an IMICUS!!! Astrometrics ship ftw !! First he threatened me by saying i should just wait until he gets his battleship and i'd be sorry then! So I told him i'd be waiting in my Huginn. then he said he was going to get his entire corp to attack me and i'd be sorry then! Even though he was a 10 day old newb that i don't think anyone in his corp would have taken seriously lol, and the corp wasn't much better.
I love getting idol threats. They're soo great LOL __________________________ Why babelfish is bad mmm k "which the night do not expect that it calls the primary education before becoming deformed inside" |
Handon Guild
Exotic Dancers Club
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Posted - 2006.12.14 15:16:00 -
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Check out the Exotic Dancers Stories forum section ..and the thread called "Famous Last Words"
lots of funny remarks and hatemails :-)
Clicky
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Raef Ruoy
Caldari Sniggerdly
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Posted - 2006.12.14 15:34:00 -
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Edited by: Raef Ruoy on 14/12/2006 15:35:01
Originally by: Shamis Orzoz Nothing brightens up my day more than a few real life death threats.
Except the extreme weirdo's. I had a guy convo me and started congratulating me on podding him because it doesn't happen often (HELLO I was in a Dictor thats an INSTA POD unless you log which happens all to often). So he wants my home address and starts lauding me and he has a special gift he sends to everyone who pods him and ****. He was so calm and nice and made me squeamish the way a pedophile would.
-Raef
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DarkElf
Caldari DJ's Exotic Dancers Escorts
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Posted - 2006.12.14 16:31:00 -
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Edited by: DarkElf on 14/12/2006 16:31:25 What noobs don't seem to grasp is that most pirates love recieving hatemail. it brightens my day. those 15 minutes after their pod goes squish when ur waiting out the aggro and looking at the inbox to go blinkey. i'm almost disappointed when i don't get any in a day.
so please, keep up the abuse carebears of the world.
DE
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Spathi
Turbulent Subversion
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Posted - 2006.12.14 16:40:00 -
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The best by far I received when I was outlaw can be found on eve-pirate. Ander posted it after I showed him the log
http://eve-pirate.com/index.php?/archives/348-Psychotic-carebears.html#extended
Warning: There is some swearing in there.
Enjoy!
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Horatio Nately
Caldari 808 Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.12.14 17:29:00 -
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[ 2006.10.04 07:32:47 ] Lady Jenoine > on a final note - remember revenge is best served cold - pray to whatever god you believe in that I never get a battlecruiser --------------------------------------- Implement Isk Stipends (no its not asking for your donations) Isk Stipends |
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente MAFIA Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.14 17:30:00 -
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Originally by: Horatio Nately [ 2006.10.04 07:32:47 ] Lady Jenoine > on a final note - remember revenge is best served cold - pray to whatever god you believe in that I never get a battlecruiser
Uh oh watch out now
also IBTL Sig Nerf - Cortes
I declare war on ISD!
You don't stand a chance -Karl
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Haleuth
Amarr Repo Industries
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Posted - 2006.12.14 17:48:00 -
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This ones allways good for a good old hoot, enjoy
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4061498523327993113&q=eve Haleuth |
DubanFP
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.12.14 19:26:00 -
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Originally by: Haleuth This ones allways good for a good old hoot, enjoy
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4061498523327993113&q=eve
i remember that <3 heheh funny as hell __________________________ Why babelfish is bad mmm k "which the night do not expect that it calls the primary education before becoming deformed inside" |
Kharakan
Amarr Morticus Impendium
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Posted - 2006.12.14 19:43:00 -
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TS Rumble FT(F)W =]
Originally by: Joshua Foiritain (to Dark Shikari) HAHAHA I KNOW YOUR ACCOUUNT NAME TIME TO DIE
this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer
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OrangeAfroMan
Minmatar Suffoco Noctis Atrocitas
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Posted - 2006.12.14 20:16:00 -
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Edited by: OrangeAfroMan on 14/12/2006 20:20:23 I have 35mil isk bounty but still no hate mail :(
SOMEBODY SEND THEY HATE ME
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente MAFIA Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.14 20:24:00 -
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Originally by: OrangeAfroMan Edited by: OrangeAfroMan on 14/12/2006 20:20:23 I have 35mil isk bounty but still no hate mail :(
SOMEBODY SEND THEY HATE ME
Its the Mohawk see your Mohawk intercepts and neutralizes all hate mail before it can be received by your neural data banks Sig Nerf - Cortes
I declare war on ISD!
You don't stand a chance -Karl
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Kharakan
Amarr Morticus Impendium
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Posted - 2006.12.14 20:48:00 -
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Originally by: OrangeAfroMan Edited by: OrangeAfroMan on 14/12/2006 20:20:23 I have 35mil isk bounty but still no hate mail :(
SOMEBODY SEND THEY HATE ME
Solv'd.
Originally by: Joshua Foiritain (to Dark Shikari) HAHAHA I KNOW YOUR ACCOUUNT NAME TIME TO DIE
this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer
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Bardi MecAuldnis
Amarr Pirates of Destruction Union
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Posted - 2006.12.15 01:22:00 -
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Edited by: Bardi MecAuldnis on 15/12/2006 01:26:39 In my home, a 0.4 "You're a PK, and I'm going to fix that."
A few days later, I make a run to high-sec for a skillbook. I see him in local and find him mining (while he still has rights). He runs and docks. I follow him to the station and convo him. He rejects it, so I ask him to come play in local. He logs. Every time I went into that system, he logged.
Apparently, my first Malediction was really really scary
I was once called a "farty boy." I laughed so hard I knocked my Laptop off the bed. --- Hey hey let's go kenka suru! Taisetsuna mono protect my balls! Boku ga warui so lets fighting! LET'S FIGHTING LOVE!!! |
Sakura Nihil
Tabula Rasa Systems The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2006.12.15 03:42:00 -
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I actually remember an old enemy corp that Tharsis owned had this extremely rash CEO.
Just as he was getting petitioned for account-sharing by his own corpmates, he sent several RL death threats to some of my members. All I got was the "**** off you Yank ****ers" and the like though, denied !
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Ben Booley
Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.12.15 04:14:00 -
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After I killed a megathron belonging to a different corp, not even in the same alliance.
Noob > hey Noob > you have 1 of our people holding for ransom Ben Booley > no, we popped him Noob > is this correct Ben Booley > he was too slow to pay, and didnt have enough money Noob > you do know who we are Ben Booley > some random alliance Noob > we have pirate corps that wont shoot at us in this region Ben Booley > good for them Noob > hehehe Ben Booley > if they want to limit their targets, so be it Noob > thats fine Noob > might change your toon later Ben Booley > why should I change my toon? Ben Booley> just because some random alliance doesnt like the fact that i killed one of them? Noob > we are a merc corp Noob > not care bears Noob > are whole alliance is Ben Booley > zomg, mercs Ben Booley > ohmygod, im scared Noob > should be more selective who you start agression with Noob > lol Noob > ok Ben Booley > i was selective Noob > enjoy Ben Booley > i shot a megathron Ben Booley > not a say, shuttle Noob > wont be any talking later Noob > total noob to this game Ben Booley > yes...yes you are Noob > get ready Noob > better look again Noob > ive been in this game over 3 years Ben Booley > ZOMG Ben Booley > im so scared Noob > obviously know nothing of politics Ben Booley > no Noob > ok this com is over with obviously dealing with a moron Ben Booley > im just not scared of a merc corp
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