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Akuma Gouki
Amarr Orion Ore International Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.12.17 10:50:00 -
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At approximately 10:30 today, Intersteller Alcohol Conglomerate attacked the Mercenery Coalition POS that had been anchored and onlined in their system. After bombarding the shields several times, IAC was successful and celebrated by exploding in bursts of Spirits and Exotic dancers. The two hostile Motherships on location were caught ill prepared and suffered much drunkenness as a result.

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Christopher Multsanti
Euphoria Released
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Posted - 2006.12.17 10:51:00 -
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You put a pos into reinforced? or was it destroyed?
[Is main activated, check, Post!] |

DHB FooFighter
FIRMA Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.12.17 10:54:00 -
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Rofl, are you insane Akuma.
Gotta admit, i couldn't stop laughing.
seleene ------> 
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senz
Caldari Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.12.17 10:56:00 -
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mission accomplished!
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Akuma Gouki
Amarr Orion Ore International Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.12.17 10:56:00 -
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Originally by: Christopher Multsanti You put a pos into reinforced? or was it destroyed?
I'm sure the FRAPS will be posted soon. 
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Magninus
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Posted - 2006.12.17 10:57:00 -
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Inpregation was a accompliced. We win.
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Gomez Chou
Gallente Black Avatar Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.17 10:57:00 -
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Much respect to IAC for their most successful sortie of this campaign. Once again you've shown the true depth and breadth of the skills of your pilots :)
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xh'duality
Caldari Caldari Luftwaffe Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.12.17 10:58:00 -
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Movie of a Successfull attack on hostile Pos bushing with spirtis will come SOON Yes all hostile are now about to get drunk wile we prepair our master plan 
--------------------------------------------------- It take's 10 finger's for to smacktalk and ONLY ONE TO WIN [The all mighty "I WIN BOTTON"] |

Seleene
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.17 11:03:00 -
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Edited by: Seleene on 17/12/2006 11:03:47
We're still recovering from the terror of this vicious assault.
Thanks for the free booze, interesting fraps and screenshots.  -
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Jonathan Peterbilt
Caldari Tyrell Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.17 11:15:00 -
[10]
Ah noes, IAC shuttles of doom 
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DHB FooFighter
FIRMA Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.12.17 11:18:00 -
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/me writes down:
Shuttle do NOT work, repeat DO NOT work. Send to all sqaud leaders Immdeiatly!
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Bazman
Caldari Shinra Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.12.17 11:19:00 -
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Had the POS hit all shuttles simultaneously, the resultant explosion from the alcohol packed cargoholds would have combined into what can only be called a Deep Space 'Depth Charge' striking the pos for Eleventy billion points of Alcohol damage. Suck on that Judgement.
Just be thankful that the POS guns are inefficent and fire at different times  -----
OMG READ TUXFORD!!!1 |

Akuma Gouki
Amarr Orion Ore International Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.12.17 11:19:00 -
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Originally by: DHB FooFighter /me writes down:
Shuttle do NOT work, repeat DO NOT work. Send to all sqaud leaders Immdeiatly!
Lies!
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Karunel
Princeps Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.17 11:30:00 -
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Had to read that one twice, damn hangover. 
Sounds like fun in the South, again! 
Originally by: elbenito The problem with large fleet engagements is that the hamsters stop to watch.
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AKULA UrQuan
Caldari STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.12.17 11:37:00 -
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so MC is short one large POS and two motherships? Please forgive but it is kinda hard to figure out wtf your are trying to tell us. 
Originally by: Wrangler Win ME is more a some sort of virus than a OS..
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xh'duality
Caldari Caldari Luftwaffe Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.12.17 11:39:00 -
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Edited by: xh''duality on 17/12/2006 11:40:05 OY Seleen keep that pointer of me I hate to be prim 
Note to Self: Ask CCP nicly about making me Involunarble to Seleen
--------------------------------------------------- It take's 10 finger's for to smacktalk and ONLY ONE TO WIN [The all mighty "I WIN BOTTON"] |

xh'duality
Caldari Caldari Luftwaffe Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.12.17 11:41:00 -
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Originally by: AKULA UrQuan so MC is short one large POS and two motherships? Please forgive but it is kinda hard to figure out wtf your are trying to tell us. 
Lool at pic closly and see what ship's we are in. MAybe then you will see how DANGEROUS we realy are YARRRRR
--------------------------------------------------- It take's 10 finger's for to smacktalk and ONLY ONE TO WIN [The all mighty "I WIN BOTTON"] |

Stamm
Amarr Three Holdings Rule of Three
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Posted - 2006.12.17 11:43:00 -
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Originally by: AKULA UrQuan so MC is short one large POS and two motherships? Please forgive but it is kinda hard to figure out wtf your are trying to tell us. 
They got in shuttles or frigates, filled their cargo bays with spirits and dancers, and mass warped to the MC POS.
You can work out the results yourself.
In other words it was all a bit of fun. And unlike Shin Ra's nasty stuff against ASCN both sides - and us neutrals - can have a smile about it.
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senz
Caldari Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.12.17 11:44:00 -
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xh'duality, would ya please refrain from posting here all the time? 
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Nero Scuro
Caldari Murder of Crows E N I G M A
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Posted - 2006.12.17 11:46:00 -
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Originally by: AKULA UrQuan so MC is short one large POS and two motherships? Please forgive but it is kinda hard to figure out wtf your are trying to tell us. 
Apparently, they attacked MC with booze and exotic dancers.
I want to wardec IAC now. :| ___
The world isn't going to end; we're not that lucky... |

AKULA UrQuan
Caldari STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.12.17 11:49:00 -
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Edited by: AKULA UrQuan on 17/12/2006 11:58:53 ah...I see now. A bit of fun before you make the server scream in horrible pain is always good.
Originally by: Wrangler Win ME is more a some sort of virus than a OS..
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James Lyrus
Lyrus Associates Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.12.17 11:57:00 -
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You have stolen my tactic. OMG H4X. I was going to suicidally assualt starbases in newbies ships, which is clearly a more uber tactic, because I have guns!!!1one.
(You guys are crazy :))
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xh'duality
Caldari Caldari Luftwaffe Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.12.17 12:13:00 -
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Edited by: xh''duality on 17/12/2006 12:17:03
Originally by: senz xh'duality, would ya please refrain from posting here all the time? 
You crazy. NEVER EVER 
Oh and a little preview of what will be in the movie. (nothing fancy 3 mins job. But for the Movie it self itll be a bit more work on it  **Click**
Love me shutle of DOOM (loaded with Alcohol 4TW)
PS.: no comments about Quality 3 min's job.
--------------------------------------------------- It take's 10 finger's for to smacktalk and ONLY ONE TO WIN [The all mighty "I WIN BOTTON |

Necronomicon
Caldari KIA Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.17 12:13:00 -
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Aw crap, if they use these tactics on us, J9 me and most of KIA will be out of the action due to alcohol poisoning :(
Damn y00 Damn you all to hell!!! 
Carlsberg dont make Eve Pilots, but if they did, i wouldnt be one of them.
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Takahashi Arran
coracao ardente Sani Khal'Vecna
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Posted - 2006.12.17 14:08:00 -
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an amateur mistake by IAC, noob ships would have worked much better due to their greater cargoholds 
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Vrizuh
Eve Defence Force Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.12.17 14:11:00 -
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Oh sure, you all laugh now, but in 'Star Wreck III' a booze attack takes down a Crusader..or whatever that damned ship class was.
I needed more isk, so I took a risk. I mined some ore then fled once more. I'll return to the core to escape the war! |

Caleb Paine
ISS Navy Task Force Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.12.17 15:06:00 -
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So THAT is why MC went all quiet all of a sudden, the bastards kept all the booze and women to themselves!
-------------------------------- ISS Navy Task Force; Protecting your interest. |

foxden
Russian Specnaz
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Posted - 2006.12.17 15:37:00 -
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Excellent work guys. So to hold
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Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.17 15:48:00 -
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Man I almost thought you killed the MC motherships for a second... and then I looked at the screenshot 
-[23] Member-
Listen to EVE-Trance Radio! (Winamp required) |

FowlPlayChiken
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.17 15:52:00 -
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MY MINMATAR BROTHERS! THE IAC HAVE PERPETRATED THE GRAVEST OF INFRACTIONS!
they have destroyed in genocide the two things most dear to us, my brothers! Booze and exotic dancers!
This will not be tolerated! I declare holy war upon the infidel agressors!
LIBERATE OUR WOMAN, MY BROTHERS! ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH DEAR FRIENDS! bawk:)
Just podded this sig, now where is my toy? - Wrangler
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Ather Ialeas
Amarr Karjala Inc. Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.17 16:06:00 -
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Originally by: Vrizuh Oh sure, you all laugh now, but in 'Star Wreck III' a booze attack takes down a Crusader..or whatever that damned ship class was.
I'm affiliated with those guys, thanks for this hazy reference ----- You are #27 in queue to see this signature. |

Toranya Faidutti
Gallente White Nova Industries Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.12.17 17:01:00 -
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Yay for friendly battles and good humor.
Thumbs up!
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Cooke
Revelations Inc. Shroud Of Darkness
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Posted - 2006.12.17 17:04:00 -
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Originally by: DHB FooFighter /me writes down:
Shuttle do NOT work, repeat DO NOT work. Send to all sqaud leaders Immdeiatly!
that's what you get for leaveing your T2 shuttles at home dhb.
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Cabadrin
Caldari Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.17 17:06:00 -
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Gah this really scared me for a second!  _______________________________________________
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Vrizuh
Eve Defence Force Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.12.17 17:07:00 -
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Originally by: Ather Ialeas
Originally by: Vrizuh Oh sure, you all laugh now, but in 'Star Wreck III' a booze attack takes down a Crusader..or whatever that damned ship class was.
I'm affiliated with those guys, thanks for this hazy reference
Those guys are awesome. Crap, now I gotta go watch it again.
Please tell me you know the girl with the stockings. You know who Im talkin 'bout.
I needed more isk, so I took a risk. I mined some ore then fled once more. I'll return to the core to escape the war! |

Orvas Dren
Gallente The Nest Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.12.17 20:41:00 -
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Originally by: FowlPlayChiken MY MINMATAR BROTHERS! THE IAC HAVE PERPETRATED THE GRAVEST OF INFRACTIONS!
they have destroyed in genocide the two things most dear to us, my brothers! Booze and exotic dancers!
This will not be tolerated! I declare holy war upon the infidel agressors!
LIBERATE OUR WOMAN, MY BROTHERS! ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH DEAR FRIENDS! bawk:)
Hey wait, we hold them the most dear, we weren't attacking you with them, we were bringing them as a peace offering...
Perhaps next time you wont be so hasty to shoot us down when we try and offer you a drink and a friendly chick to hang with.
(I apologize for the weak chicken reference...)
EVE-Mail me for custom signature work. Price Negotiable |

Traxio Nacho
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.17 20:47:00 -
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That chicken reference was bad 
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larietta
Dirty Deeds Corp. Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.12.17 21:06:00 -
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now i know you lads are nuts
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Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.17 21:10:00 -
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IAC for the win! You guys sounds like you had a tons of fun!  "It's great being Amarr, ain't it?Ö"
"A world without pain" |

ceaon
Gallente Porandor
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Posted - 2006.12.17 21:14:00 -
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aye lot of fun on F4 but wee get our stuff secured 
Xfire made my sig to big for eve-o forums :S now my Xfire profile is linked here |

HankMurphy
Pelennor Swarm Eternal Rangers of Terror
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Posted - 2006.12.17 21:19:00 -
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Originally by: FowlPlayChiken MY MINMATAR BROTHERS! THE IAC HAVE PERPETRATED THE GRAVEST OF INFRACTIONS!
they have destroyed in genocide the two things most dear to us, my brothers! Booze and exotic dancers!
those.... basterds.....
why? why do we hurt the ones we love?!?
/me withdraws to his personal quarters for the traditional mourning period
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Martin Mckenna
Caldari Navy Raiders DeStInY.
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Posted - 2006.12.17 22:04:00 -
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Originally by: Akuma Gouki
Originally by: Christopher Multsanti You put a pos into reinforced? or was it destroyed?
I'm sure the FRAPS will be posted soon. 
in other word you dont know :P
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Ath Amon
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Posted - 2006.12.17 22:38:00 -
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i want to be attacked by exotic dancers too!!!   
Originally by: Diana Merris
Unfortunately, rather than address the slot layout/tanking issues for Minmatar the Devs have simple declared that it makes us "versitile".
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Ather Ialeas
Amarr Karjala Inc.
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Posted - 2006.12.17 22:45:00 -
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Originally by: Vrizuh
Originally by: Ather Ialeas
Originally by: Vrizuh Oh sure, you all laugh now, but in 'Star Wreck III' a booze attack takes down a Crusader..or whatever that damned ship class was.
I'm affiliated with those guys, thanks for this hazy reference
Those guys are awesome. Crap, now I gotta go watch it again.
Please tell me you know the girl with the stockings. You know who Im talkin 'bout.
We do have a forum, you're welcome to come there and read the 30+ page long thread about her. The URL should be rather obvious ----- You are #27 in queue to see this signature. |

Admentus Cor'vion
Black Avatar Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.18 15:52:00 -
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And to think I lost my damn ship. Hehehehe. _______________________________________________
Black Avatar - One of the oldest corps in Eve.
"The end and the beginning."
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Lazydog
Band of Builders Inc. Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.18 16:07:00 -
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Oh Man, i love you IAC guys more than I loved Huzzah,its official!! 
Just came for my daily forum ***** session and read this ppst and though , ooohhh crappola then giggled my ass off!
Good job!
LD
Ixion Unleashed Army Fleet Commander "Leeroy" Manoeuvres Division
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Olgzr
Celestial Horizon Corp. Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.12.18 16:40:00 -
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So its true then..IAC molests motherships. Thats just wrong.
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crice
Caldari CRICE Corporation Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.12.18 17:45:00 -
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Originally by: Akuma Gouki At approximately 10:30 today, Intersteller Alcohol Conglomerate attacked the Mercenery Coalition POS that had been anchored and onlined in their system. After bombarding the shields several times, IAC was successful and celebrated by exploding in bursts of Spirits and Exotic dancers. The two hostile Motherships on location were caught ill prepared and suffered much drunkenness as a result.

Wow! You put a POS into reinforced? That is like totally Wow!
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Hans Roaming
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.18 17:49:00 -
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Originally by: crice
Originally by: Akuma Gouki At approximately 10:30 today, Intersteller Alcohol Conglomerate attacked the Mercenery Coalition POS that had been anchored and onlined in their system. After bombarding the shields several times, IAC was successful and celebrated by exploding in bursts of Spirits and Exotic dancers. The two hostile Motherships on location were caught ill prepared and suffered much drunkenness as a result.

Wow! You put a POS into reinforced? That is like totally Wow!
No they hit it a few times.
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Imode
Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.18 17:58:00 -
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EVE's version of Molotov*****tail for the win. ____________________________ my sig |

Tunajuice
Convergent Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.18 18:00:00 -
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I like how IAC thinks its funny they are being blown into oblivion.
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Bacilius
The Tidemark Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.12.18 18:34:00 -
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Of course its funny! Thats what makes Eve so great Tuna! The drunkswarm will never be afraid of oblivion while we are so drunk that nothing could POSSIBLY hurt us, well.. we wouldn't feel it if it did! 
Sure, we started this little party, but seriously you have to laugh at the overwhelming response to a bunch of maggoteers looking for a little pew pew? I mean with 8000+ pilots worth of alliances arrayed against us in all their capital glory... and new merc corps still arriving in F4 (IAC welcomes SERA to the dancefloor), who the hell wants to fight sober??!
So for all the rest of you stiff-necked podjockeys in Empire and the North, get in ya fastest ship and come sample the spirits (we have beer too of course) of the scariest carebears in Eve history! Hell, bring a dread or mothership and I'll even personally direct you to a cosy undercover parking spot in the ISS POS of your choice at early bird rates. 
Be there as LVISS leaves the building! Be there as Foo grabs Seleene and tries to liquor! Just be there as history is written into lore.. 48 hrs from now... as the IAC demonstrates once again what it is to be an alcoholic! Don't miss it!
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Imode
Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.18 18:35:00 -
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Tuna, the war is only a few days old and I'm sure there's a lot more waiting for us than what we've seen so far. Also, there is merit to actually having fun. No one says you have to win to have fun in a game. Lord help me, you stick a Metal Slug machine in front of me and I will be dying left and right, happily pumping in quarters the entire time. ____________________________ my sig |
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