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Alessienne Ellecon
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.09.19 03:28:19 -
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What kind of snack can you get in Syndicate? Intaki Fried Chicken.
Your mum's so fat she could be fitted with her own jump drive.
Your mum's so stupid she's susceptible to entosis.
Your mum's so slow she could be outrun by a Mammoth at sublight.
Your mum's so ugly she wouldn't look out of place in a Sansha incursion.
Why was the Amarrian so bad at cricket? He kept hitting a golden duck.
How do you know if a Sigil has passed through Minmatar space? The gold trim is missing.
Where do Gallente women sleep? With anyone they want to. |
Divine Entervention
Legion's Knights Of The Round
Intrepid Crossing
609
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Posted - 2015.09.19 03:30:44 -
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Whatever corporation or alliance the hive mind thinks would be humorous to insult by implying they're a joke. |
Alessienne Ellecon
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
26
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Posted - 2015.09.19 04:44:27 -
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How many EVE toons does it take to change a light globe?
Amarr: None, that's what house slaves are for.
Caldari: I don't work for free.
Gallente: I'd do it, but I've got a massive hangover and I can't find my clothes.
Minmatar: We're all out of those.
Goonswarm: Light globes are for pubbies.
CODE: Don't have a mining permit? We can gank you in the dark.
Rooks and Kings: Pipebombing gives us all the lighting we need.
I Whip My Slaves Back And Forth: Change that globe, slave!
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Amyclas Amatin
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
689
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Posted - 2015.09.19 04:56:13 -
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Wormholes are inexhaustible comedic value...
I'm want to probe your hole... I'm going to scan you down and move my ship in and out of you until you collapse!
For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/
Remember that whenever you have a bad day in EVE, the correct reponse is "Thank you CCP, may I please have another?"
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Yang Aurilen
The Mjolnir Bloc
The Bloc
893
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Posted - 2015.09.19 05:21:15 -
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Alessienne Ellecon wrote:How many EVE toons does it take to change a light globe?
Amarr: None, that's what house slaves are for.
Caldari: I don't work for free.
Gallente: I'd do it, but I've got a massive hangover and I can't find my clothes.
Minmatar: We're all out of those.
Goonswarm: Light globes are for pubbies.
CODE: Don't have a mining permit? We can gank you in the dark.
Rooks and Kings: Pipebombing gives us all the lighting we need.
I Whip My Slaves Back And Forth: Change that globe, slave!
You forgot
Eve Uni: 10 toons who passed the EVE uni course of light bulb changing that takes 4 years to complete.
Post with your NPC alt main and not your main main alt!
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Tisiphone Dira
New Order Logistics
CODE.
326
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Posted - 2015.09.19 07:47:59 -
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At least buy me dinner first Amy, then snuggles. |
Xylem Viliana
Protomonolithic
322
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Posted - 2015.09.19 07:57:14 -
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Caldari have subcap drone boats.
Not talking pirate. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
7158
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Posted - 2015.09.19 08:06:38 -
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Your momma is so fat she needs her own jump drive.
Your momma is so fat she sees a Revenant and wonders if she remembered to wipe.
Your momma is so fat she can bump a station.
Your momma is so fat she can collapse a wormhole in one pass.
Your momma is so ugly even Sansha wouldn't kidnap her.
Your momma is so ugly even the Imicus looks good around her.
Your momma is so dumb she puts stabs on frikkin raven.
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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La Rynx
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
390
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Posted - 2015.09.19 09:06:54 -
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CODE.
Atomic Virulent : "You can't spell DOUCHE. without CODE."
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La Rynx
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
393
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Posted - 2015.09.19 10:27:41 -
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Alessienne Ellecon wrote:How many EVE toons does it take to change a light globe?
How many EvE Players does it take to change a light bulb?
EvE Players: CHANGE???!?
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!11111elf111eleven!!
Atomic Virulent : "You can't spell DOUCHE. without CODE."
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Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
1027
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Posted - 2015.09.19 11:13:06 -
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What did the Polarized Neutron Blaster Cannon say to yo momma?
You're irresistible.
Star Jump Drive A new way to traverse the galaxy.
I invented Tiericide
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Giaus Felix
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
57
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Posted - 2015.09.19 15:05:53 -
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Infinity Ziona. |
Rowells
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Fidelas Constans
2733
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Posted - 2015.09.19 15:31:21 -
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La Rynx wrote:Alessienne Ellecon wrote:How many EVE toons does it take to change a light globe?
How many EvE Players does it take to change a light bulb? EvE Players: CHANGE???!? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!11111elf111eleven!!
Damnit, beat me to it. |
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
13974
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Posted - 2015.09.19 15:33:43 -
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EVE is dyingGäó 
I'm in it for the money
Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12
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Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
11890
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Posted - 2015.09.19 18:15:42 -
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*dogs barking in the background*
Giving you a stern non violent talking to .
Better the Devil you know.
=]|[=
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Cervix Thumper
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
55
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Posted - 2015.09.19 18:24:28 -
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topic *
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Nyu Kaminari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
9
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Posted - 2015.09.19 22:53:58 -
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What do you get when you drop a cow down a chimney? ....
... An Ashimmu |
Bobb Bobbington
The Cult of the Rare Pepes
43
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Posted - 2015.09.20 01:59:38 -
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So, ~5 years in the future, the forums are breaking because, over the years, frigate PvP has become broken, and all of the FW people are complaining about it. So, just to see, CCP took it to a video game doctor. After he inspected the meta, he had a grim look on his face. He went up to CCP, and said... "I don't like to break bad news, but, well... Eve has a horrible case of worms"
*badum-tis*
Yea, I know, that joked sucked, but it was the only one I could think of. Btw, I'm not a worm hater, just fit so well. |
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
8556
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Posted - 2015.09.20 02:05:44 -
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NPC forum alts.
[b]----
CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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Alessienne Ellecon
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
29
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Posted - 2015.09.21 11:33:55 -
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Yang Aurilen wrote:
You forgot
Eve Uni: 10 toons who passed the EVE uni course of light bulb changing that takes 4 years to complete.
University of Caille (English): Can someone please help the noob change his globe? I'm busy with this anomaly.
University of Caille (French): Quoi? Je ne le comprends pas! Ah, je m'en fous!
Royal Amarr Institute: Someone will end up doing it eventually, but the request to change the globe has to be (poorly) translated into Russian first.
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Liafcipe9000
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
36792
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Posted - 2015.09.21 11:54:26 -
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their local smacktalk is rather funny, I'll give them that.
I am a cat.
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Divine Entervention
Legion's Knights Of The Round
Intrepid Crossing
611
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Posted - 2015.09.21 12:02:19 -
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What did God say after creating Eve?
"Practice makes perfect."
Months pass after God created Eve for Adam. During one of his morning
strolls, God joins him. God asks Adam, "How is your woman?"
Adam replies back, "God, she's wonderful....except..."
God looks puzzled and replies, "Except what??"
Adam says, "Why did you make her so stupid and ignorant?"
God replies back to Adam, "So she would love you." |
archon o'v
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
19
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Posted - 2015.09.21 19:32:20 -
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Show me on the map where the gate camp touched you! |
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