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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
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Posted - 2015.09.23 19:40:05 -
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*Valerie appears on camera, and raises index finger of one hand*
In recent months, the topic of moustache twirling villainy has come up here, on the IGS.
Obviously, this activity is not available to some 50% of the population.
That is to say, Ladies. Because, well, ladies don't have moustaches.
So, to solve this problem, I suggest the following course of action.
What we do, see, now listen carefully, what we do, is, no, hush, listen, what we do is.
We get some slaves with suitably twirlable moustaches, and they twirl their moustache as a proxy !
It is a genius plan !
And none of you can stop it !
Wahahahahahahahahahaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaa.
Slave, twirl your moustache.
*A moustached man appears on camera, and twirls the ends of his impressive moustache, while waggling his eyebrows*
Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
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Deitra Vess
Hounds of War. Hashashin Cartel
660
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Posted - 2015.09.23 19:59:54 -
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Why not just get a fake moustache? |
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
1015
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Posted - 2015.09.23 20:02:16 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Why not just get a fake moustache?
It's all about the psychology of wealth and power.
See, by having an actual human person, whose task is solely to twirl their moustache in a dramatic and or menacing fashion, it shows something or other, that a plastic fake moustache does not.
PSYCH!
Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
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Ashlar Vellum
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
210
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Posted - 2015.09.23 20:23:10 -
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If it all about the psychology of wealth and power, then he should sing "m-m-mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache" while he twirls his mustache and dance "the mashed potato".
Just waggling eyebrows while twirling is kinda cheap. |
Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
5625
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Posted - 2015.09.23 20:25:23 -
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#JustAmarrianThings
"Caldari Prime burns, those left behind are choking on the dust and ash that fills the air, and you demand our surrender? Is this a joke? You have only hardened our resolve. Every drop of blood you have taken from us will be repaid -- with interest."
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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
1016
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Posted - 2015.09.23 20:28:38 -
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Wait, waaaait, I've got it.
We have a slave, with a moustache with twirly ends, and they twirl the moustache.
BUT!
They're also wearing a fake moustache !
PSYCH !
Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
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Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1462
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Posted - 2015.09.23 20:39:36 -
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I think you need to have slaves whose entire purpose is to be the moustache. It's like being a beard, but they's a little more stiff-upper-lip about it.
Then you twirl them! |
Ashlar Vellum
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
211
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Posted - 2015.09.23 20:42:57 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:#JustAmarrianThings It can be as much #CaldariThing just don't trim 'em real small or your gallente friends will never call. |
Neph
Operation Meatshield Plexodus
129
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Posted - 2015.09.23 22:02:23 -
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I do wonder, does being a twirlable mustache help elevate one towards holiness?
Our peoples have stared extinction in the eye; but we have spat in that eye and stood to fight with valor and undying loyalty to our culture and our kin. Our struggle is as one, so let us struggle together.
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Trii Seo
Executive Outcomes
874
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Posted - 2015.09.23 23:18:01 -
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Well if you really need to twirl a mustache, there's always a glue-on option.
*Below is attached a picture of Trii, sporting an impressive tacked-on fu manchu mustache. It looks every bit as ridiculous as expected, especially considering the mustache itself was likely glued on without the use of a mirror - and is, therefore, uneven.
An alternative explanation is the combination of a previous attempt at twirling, coupled with a potentially weak adhesive - indicating poor quality of the mustache itself.*
The king is dead, long live the king!
Glory to Maximilian Singularity the Sixth, First of his Name!
Proud pilot of the Imperium
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Anyanka Funk
Hematology Advancement Program
210
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Posted - 2015.09.24 00:13:16 -
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Buy a Hecate, name it "Mustache", see how many times you can twirl it in station. |
Anabella Rella
Gradient
2044
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Posted - 2015.09.24 06:34:24 -
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Down with this sort of thing!
When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
722
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Posted - 2015.09.24 07:00:30 -
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Ashlar Vellum wrote:If it all about the psychology of wealth and power, then he should sing "m-m-mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache" while he twirls his mustache and dance "the mashed potato".
Just waggling eyebrows while twirling is kinda cheap.
It makes you look like a perv rather than a villain.
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Ahman Nahrid
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
16
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Posted - 2015.09.24 09:55:02 -
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And so the average credibility of the capsuleer community decreases another 14%. |
Jade Blackwind
Alexylva Paradox Low-Class
650
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Posted - 2015.09.24 10:04:25 -
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*Appears with a set of semi-transparent, soft whiskers. The whiskers' tips emit slowly pulsating red light, most likely going with the wearer's heartbeat; this is the kind of prop one might see during gallente student parties or Crystal Boulevard carnival.*
*Twirls the whiskers.*
I guess there goes another percent |
Zekiel Iyhr
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
18
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Posted - 2015.09.24 13:40:18 -
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Institutions exist because of people like you folk. |
Tyrel Toov
Delusions of Granduer SpaceMonkey's Alliance
627
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Posted - 2015.09.24 17:40:37 -
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Ahman Nahrid wrote:And so the average credibility of the capsuleer community decreases another 14%. Wait, how do you take 14% from 0?
I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
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Nakito Kobara
Yamagata Syndicate Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
50
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Posted - 2015.09.25 08:26:05 -
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Lay off the drugs....
Yamagata Syndicate - Caldari State FW, PvE, PvP. Join today!
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