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KIAEddZ
Caldari KIA Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:06:00 -
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Edited by: KIAEddZ on 21/12/2006 15:10:21 The situation:
I am in Jita 4/4 docked, picking up a couple of bits n bobs, my team of about 20 pilots is next door in Kisogo, returning from a hunting trip searching IAC.
Its been a very slow evening, we haven't found very much, only a couple of non plus kills. Morale is a little jaded, so a plan is hatched to cheer themselves up.
I am in a seperate room of TS, chatting to a member about the invention stuff he is heading up, when a dir pops in, and says "EddZ, I'm gonna drag ya up, you need to be in on this"
I give you... the wind up.
http://www.photoncg.com/wee.wav
I know this sht is gonna hit Eve O sometime when i least need it, so I'm getting the last laugh by posting it first.
Yes I was done up by a kipper, yes I fell for it hook line n sinker. But in my defense, they never pulled sht like this b4, and the carrot was graded exactly right to get my attention.
My fkin heart was banging, I was trying to visualise the situation without actually being there, and I couldnt believe what bunch of fkin noobs they become, and some of the sht they were saying.... the bit when I say "where is freighter", is the bit when I jump in, and see 20 KIA guys sat on a gate doing fk all.
I got pwned. They forget that I have more power than most to pwn them back. ;)
(I realise this is probably not a great place to post this, and if you dont know me or my corp then it wont be excpetionally amusing, but humour me, there is enough embarrassing video footage of me floating around the net as it is, at least this way I gave this one out ;) )
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Frankinator
Finite Horizon The Red Skull
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:08:00 -
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laff
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Kyguard
Fire Mandrill Astrophobics
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:09:00 -
[3]
You got pwnt  -
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Waagaa Ktlehr
Amarr Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:11:00 -
[4]
  -
- One ship to jam them all, one ship to damp them. One ship to suck them dry and in the dark void gank them. |

Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:12:00 -
[5]
     
High-Sec/0.0 PvP Recruitment |

Rina Shanu
Computer-Aided General Exploitation
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:13:00 -
[6]
Dl-ing....
>> JOIN CAGE <<
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Mihae
Queens of the Stone Age Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:13:00 -
[7]
  
It's a Kitty ffs! |

Fuglife
Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:15:00 -
[8]
LOL   ---
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Major Stormer
Caldari Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:16:00 -
[9]
Rofl  
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AKULA UrQuan
Caldari STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:18:00 -
[10]
Where's the Obelisk!?

Originally by: Crumplecorn Wow, CCP make a change that eliminates whines and there are whines about the lack of whines.
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Tripline
Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:18:00 -
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Edited by: Tripline on 21/12/2006 15:19:04 hahahahahahahaha
powned ___________________
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Exelsior
Endangered Species
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:21:00 -
[12]
Ahaha  
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blanked
Caldari Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:29:00 -
[13]
Rofl 
"i knew something was up when you turned into noobs who **** themselves"
You should use that for all propaganda in the future  - - -
Stop. It's forum time. Can't hijack this. |

Chronos VIII
Dark Blade Incorporated Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:30:00 -
[14]
punk'd 
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PinaNi
Caldari Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:32:00 -
[15]
ROFLAMO, this is good... was totaly beliavble in the begining... not surprised you falled for it...
"Scramble the Obelsik, kill the support" 
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W4yLoUd
KIA Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:33:00 -
[16]
A hastily hatched plan that I could have pulled off better with more planning but got the desired result.
Trying to make up a combat situation while trying not to pee yourself is not easy but I made a convincing enough job of it to achieve the desired result.
Eddz is never gonna believe a word I say on TS after this.
If anyone is recruiting pls convo me in game as I suspect I'll be in the State War Academy tomorrow.... 
Lub u Eddz 
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Extregar Qvint
Caldari JuBa Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:36:00 -
[17]
Hehe.. nice one.
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Hans Roaming
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:39:00 -
[18]
Love it, reminds me of when we got FowlPlay Chicken to put a sock on his headset mike. 
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Recluse Viramor
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:41:00 -
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Sir Howard
Gallente Four Rings Myriad Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:43:00 -
[20]
Someone pls enlighten me to what is in teh clip...now I'm interested.
But I'm a poor soul at work with no sound on my comp.
"This is a bad idea wrapped in a horrible plan and shipped in a retarded box" |

The Ratfink
Shinra Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:44:00 -
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our chowdown windup is waaaay better
we convinced him his house blew up and he was ready to move back in with his parents
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thoth foc
Destructive Influence
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:46:00 -
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Originally by: The Ratfink our chowdown windup is waaaay better
we convinced him his house blew up and he was ready to move back in with his parents
back to their basement?  
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Grimpak
Gallente Twisted Attitude
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Posted - 2006.12.21 15:47:00 -
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pwnt -------
Originally by: Tiuwaz for caldari perception weapons that hit up to 100km are short range weapons 
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INZi
coracao ardente
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Posted - 2006.12.21 16:16:00 -
[24]
punk'd rofl
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Kcel Chim
Caldari Arcane Technologies The Five
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Posted - 2006.12.21 16:16:00 -
[25]
awesome prank. gg
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Cythrawl
Caldari Central Defiance Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2006.12.21 16:19:00 -
[26]
'I was wondering why you were all acting like noobs..."
Man that was a good laugh, I needed that.
=+=+=+=+=+=+= Time to go with a more... Honest, sig.
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Arrgs
Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2006.12.21 16:23:00 -
[27]
Ahahahahaha.
That was awsome! My first video!
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Dreez
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.12.21 16:24:00 -
[28]
Eddz got pwned .
Bob farted, ASCN burped & then there was a nodecrash.
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LUKEC
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.12.21 16:33:00 -
[29]
   -------- The BoB model is bad for business. Incidently the BoB model is more suited for a game such as WoW where as the ASCN model more suited for Eve.
McGreedy |

Admentus Cor'vion
Black Avatar Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.21 16:34:00 -
[30]
LOL. _______________________________________________
Black Avatar - One of the oldest corps in Eve.
"The end and the beginning."
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nickky01
The Priory Shroud Of Darkness
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Posted - 2006.12.21 16:37:00 -
[31]
comedy gold 
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Vily
Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.21 16:38:00 -
[32]
"hook line and sinker" -
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Cuebick
Caldari The Collective Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2006.12.21 16:38:00 -
[33]
LOL    Signature removed due to incorrect size (400X120px and 24000 bytes). Please review the forum rules or e-mail us with any questions. You can view you signature here - Petwraith |

Otto Torivus
Species 5618
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Posted - 2006.12.21 16:39:00 -
[34]
Wrong in so many ways. 
Four out of five Minmatar say the signature sucks. Film at eleven. |

TrippyX
The Syndicate Inc Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.12.21 16:42:00 -
[35]
awesome :) _______________________________________________
2006.12.18 23:44:04 Notify nOrAb has initiated self-destruct of their Phoenix, it will explode in 120 seconds.
That's my guy!! you rule n0rAb!!! |

Shinjuro
The Priory Shroud Of Darkness
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Posted - 2006.12.21 16:42:00 -
[36]
ROFL!! poor eddz
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Brigitte
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Posted - 2006.12.21 16:45:00 -
[37]
made me smile ;-)
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Idara
Caldari Contraband Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.21 16:57:00 -
[38]
Pranked.
LOL!
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Ulynidd
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department

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Posted - 2006.12.21 17:18:00 -
[39]
cruel!
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Ulynidd Lead Forum Moderator
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Lunas Feelgood
Euphoria Released
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Posted - 2006.12.21 17:20:00 -
[40]
Lol that was awesome  
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Ritchler
Gallente Proof Or Stfu
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Posted - 2006.12.21 17:21:00 -
[41]
I could not stop laughing
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Lag Fest
Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.12.21 17:29:00 -
[42]
LoL good one =)
U guys must've been really bored _______________________________________ |

kbullet
Caldari 0utbreak
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Posted - 2006.12.21 17:30:00 -
[43]
bahahhaha lmao   
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Prince Asmodai
United Society Starfleet Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.12.21 17:42:00 -
[44]
lol Good Times!!
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Jarra
Gallente Shinra Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.12.21 17:47:00 -
[45]
 -- Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until u can find a bigger rock:)
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Edison Frisk
Minmatar Shinra Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.12.21 17:50:00 -
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This is the best bit of PR Eddz could wish for, he has certainly gone up in my estimations, see you in space 
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Alhambra Rainwalker
Caldari Rosa Alba Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.21 17:51:00 -
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Lots of style points for you KIA! And was nice to see your uberduberfast gank squad passing through 8p9 yesterday.
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Statics
A.W.M Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2006.12.21 18:06:00 -
[48]
LOL, brilliant! ----------
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Max Teranous
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.21 18:15:00 -
[49]
Nice one Eddz 
Max 
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Cilppiz
FinFleet Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.12.21 18:16:00 -
[50]
That was so evil 
una salus victis nullam sperare salutem |
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Conuion Meow
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department

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Posted - 2006.12.21 18:18:00 -
[51]

Forum Rules | E-Mail us! (Report a bad post) | Sexeh CRC Website! |
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Velsharoon
Gallente Finite Horizon The Red Skull
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Posted - 2006.12.21 18:34:00 -
[52]
hehehehe but your soooo right they did sound like pathetic noobs :D
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Nai Ling
Diligent Souls
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Posted - 2006.12.21 18:55:00 -
[53]
Reminds me of the joke we played in an ol' corp. We convinced the guy he had lost his carrier that he had just gotten all his fighters and cap repairers for the night previous while he was at work, because the carrier "was outside the POS shield." We made up a fake killmail using an alliance-mate's lossmail the month previous. We just changed the system, date, and the victim info. He bought it.
We went even further to convince him that his personal POS was taken out afterwards, which had his Hulks, Mackinaws, and Skiffs in, along with a couple expensive items.
He didn't get much done at work, and oh was he MAD when he got home. lol 
Then 6 weeks later, he actually lost the carrier while AFK because he was outside the POS shield. 
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Just Smith
Shinra Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.12.21 19:07:00 -
[54]
god i know the sound of those voices can't place they eve chars though
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Zangief Suikoi
Imperium Technologies
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Posted - 2006.12.21 19:12:00 -
[55]
Heh heh. Dont feel bad Eddz. We've done the same thing to our gangmembers but its usually with a 'carrier' bait. Ends up the same way tho.
"I'm logging back in. Wtf is carrier. What gate. For christsakes what gate are you all at?!"
<laughter>
Its always great to have a bit of laughter at your gangmates expense. 
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Aeleva
Caldari Hegemonic Core Distant Star Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.21 19:12:00 -
[56]
funniest Sound EVER.
Actually love this, great corps have great sense of humor :D
Cant stop laughing.
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Mitch Taylor
Caldari Dark-Rising Fallen Souls
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Posted - 2006.12.21 19:31:00 -
[57]
lol
/kick member(s)

Dark-Rising |

matty01
The Priory
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Posted - 2006.12.21 19:49:00 -
[58]
hahahaha, comedy gold __________________________
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Ice Breaker
Contraband Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.21 19:50:00 -
[59]
Poor guy 
Ice.
In Rust We Trust |

MOS DEF
0utbreak
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Posted - 2006.12.21 20:00:00 -
[60]
lol you got pwnd indeed

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Sgt Blade
Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.21 20:17:00 -
[61]
great stuff
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Anara Serraph
Black Reign Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.12.21 21:21:00 -
[62]
pure comedy gold 
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Zaphod Jones
Celtic Anarchy Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2006.12.21 21:40:00 -
[63]
Edited by: Zaphod Jones on 21/12/2006 21:52:05 absolute classic
/me wonders if we should do same to Sky Fox
KIA "Wheres the Obelisk" Eddz !

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Myadra
Amarr Blood Inquisition Sani Khal'Vecna
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Posted - 2006.12.21 21:54:00 -
[64]
lol, funny
BL-IN site & Killboard |

Linavin
Mercurialis Inc. Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.12.21 22:09:00 -
[65]
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Kaleeb
S.Y.N.D.R.O.M.E.
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Posted - 2006.12.21 22:25:00 -
[66]
Rofl thats great apart from the fact Eddz sounds like Kinsy 
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Fuglife
Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency
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Posted - 2006.12.21 22:27:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Kaleeb Rofl thats great apart from the fact Eddz sounds like Kinsy 
Your not the only one that thought that! ---
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Nymos
Celtic Anarchy Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2006.12.21 23:23:00 -
[68]
finally a KIAEddz advertisement worth reading. --
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James Lyrus
Lyrus Associates Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.12.21 23:30:00 -
[69]
*amused*
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Verone
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.12.21 23:51:00 -
[70]
ROFL 
VETO FOR HIRE
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Kharakan
Amarr Morticus Impendium
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Posted - 2006.12.22 00:04:00 -
[71]
Made of win XD
Originally by: Joshua Foiritain (to Dark Shikari) HAHAHA I KNOW YOUR ACCOUUNT NAME TIME TO DIE
this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer
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slip66
Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.12.22 00:35:00 -
[72]
Originally by: The Ratfink our chowdown windup is waaaay better
we convinced him his house blew up and he was ready to move back in with his parents
hehe I liked the noobie ship event where you guys all targeted hims ship first.
"you ****s! You ******* ****s!"
lol was so funny, his normally clam voice went all high pitched. bwahaha
Originally by: StOrM ViPeR Theres a skill called surgical strike in game I've learned that it actually stands for Band of Brothers |

Mad'Mike Banks
Godspeed You Black Emperor
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Posted - 2006.12.22 00:55:00 -
[73]
hahahaha
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Baun
4S Corporation Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2006.12.22 02:39:00 -
[74]
LOL
The Enemy's Gate is Down
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Photon Lightwielder
Amarr KIA Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.22 02:53:00 -
[75]
hmm, my domain's transfer limit is screaming a bit at me atm :p
Was a good prank though :), I could barely speak cause I was laughing so hard while it happened.
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Stanis
Gallente 4S Corporation Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2006.12.22 03:01:00 -
[76]
Awesome ^^
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PhoenixgurlMiner
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Posted - 2006.12.22 03:59:00 -
[77]
Edited by: PhoenixgurlMiner on 22/12/2006 04:03:23
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Phoenixgurl
Amarr Vanguard Frontiers Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.12.22 04:03:00 -
[78]
(******* alts) Just awsome  --------------------------
When the universe collapses and dies, there will be 3 survivors: Tyr Anasazi, the coc*roaches ... and Dylan Hunt trying to save the coc*roaches. --Tyr (Andromeda) |

Crellion
Art of War Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2006.12.22 04:07:00 -
[79]
Edited by: Crellion on 22/12/2006 04:11:11 Well your calling was ok...
I mean if there had been an Obelisk there   
Edit: Guy 1 > I am in armor Edge > warp out Guy 1> K I am down Guy 2> I am dead (after 1 millisecond) Guy 3> I lost my girlfriend  Arguably my opinions represent to an extent the opinions of my alliance and in particular circumstances give rise to a valid "casus belli" claim. |

Ulesi
Red Light Enterprises Alektorophobia
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Posted - 2006.12.22 05:35:00 -
[80]
"Where's the Obelisk!?"
Classic hehehe
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Mercantelle
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Posted - 2006.12.22 05:53:00 -
[81]
roflmao 
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Photon Lightwielder
Amarr KIA Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.22 06:08:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Crellion Edited by: Crellion on 22/12/2006 04:11:11 Well your calling was ok...
I mean if there had been an Obelisk there   
Edit: Guy 1 > I am in armor Edge > warp out Guy 1> K I am down Guy 2> I am dead (after 1 millisecond) Guy 3> I lost my girlfriend 
correction "I lost my Curse" :)
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Photon Lightwielder
Amarr KIA Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.22 06:12:00 -
[83]
Total traffic Traffic Details
16.6 GB/5.0 GB Click to change traffic limit
ok I'm gonna get a nasty bill next month, and someone has to mirror the file somewhere if you wanna download more :)
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Kane Jacobs
North Star Networks Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2006.12.22 06:16:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Photon Lightwielder
Originally by: Crellion Edited by: Crellion on 22/12/2006 04:11:11 Well your calling was ok...
I mean if there had been an Obelisk there   
Edit: Guy 1 > I am in armor Edge > warp out Guy 1> K I am down Guy 2> I am dead (after 1 millisecond) Guy 3> I lost my girlfriend 
correction "I lost my Curse" :)
Dude... I laughed so hard I fell off my chair, It sounded just like you(?) said I lost my girlfriend...
Anyways, it was hilarius. Excellent fun. 
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Photon Lightwielder
Amarr KIA Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.22 06:17:00 -
[85]
I was trying so hard not to laugh on ts that I probably sounded like a little girl lol ;D
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Taedrin
Gallente Mercatoris Technologies
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Posted - 2006.12.22 07:13:00 -
[86]
link isn't working =( Don't know what everyone is talking about
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Rikeka
Amarr Eye of God Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.12.22 07:39:00 -
[87]
Same here :(
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Calderio
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.12.22 07:43:00 -
[88]
look blacklight a case of stella.
classic
rwar sig Listen to me on bob radio 00:00 eve time every friday and saturday http://stream1.bobonair.com:8000/listen-broadband.aac.m3u or go to www.bobonair.com |

Dwight Hammerhead
Caldari KIA Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.22 07:45:00 -
[89]
Bollox, too bad I wasnt there at the time.. *****ed me up when i saw it posted in the morning.. _____________________________________________ Too bad at photoshop and too poor to buy a sig |

Prussianity
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Posted - 2006.12.22 08:21:00 -
[90]
oh noes!!!111 link broken!!! rabble rabble repost!!!!!!!!111
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Kaiu
Aliastra
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Posted - 2006.12.22 08:26:00 -
[91]
oh noes alt post rabble rabble repost!
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Zaphod Jones
Celtic Anarchy Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2006.12.22 10:42:00 -
[92]
Mirror 1 Mirror 2
both now encoded to mp3
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W4yLoUd
KIA Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.22 10:50:00 -
[93]
Thx Zaphod
I'd just finished encoding to MP3, signing up for some free webspace, uploading it and returning here to link it...
...and you beat me to it 
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Dracorimus
Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.12.22 11:49:00 -
[94]
hahaha great stuff  -
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rig0r
Arcane Industries
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Posted - 2006.12.22 11:55:00 -
[95]
lol ebil people 
teh l33test free killboard lololol |

Smagd
Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2006.12.22 16:48:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Photon Lightwielder Total traffic Traffic Details
16.6 GB/5.0 GB Click to change traffic limit
ok I'm gonna get a nasty bill next month, and someone has to mirror the file somewhere if you wanna download more :)
Probably Eddz way to get back at you... Jolly good show in the first place tho! --
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Kaiu
Aliastra
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Posted - 2006.12.23 08:33:00 -
[97]
errr.. ehhh.. yeah... get that ceptor... no.. ehhh... im down....
gold.
thanks zaphod for repost!
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