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Zagdul
Clan Shadow Wolf Fatal Ascension
282
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Posted - 2011.12.10 20:28:00 -
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You guys should put descriptions of who you are in your bio.
Maybe a link to blogs you've written and stuff.
It's not Rocket Surgery |

Lori Dyth
Republic University Minmatar Republic
7
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Posted - 2011.12.10 20:34:00 -
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Stalker. |

T' Elk
SniggWaffe
192
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Posted - 2011.12.10 20:39:00 -
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I really don't want to know anything personal about devs, that way I can bash and hate on them as much as I want without any moral consequences. God wears-áRay Ban Aviators. |

Brock Nelson
83
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Posted - 2011.12.10 20:40:00 -
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OP ask CCP to describe themselves in the bio when he himself has nothing in his bio to describe himself... |

Jita Alt666
641
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Posted - 2011.12.10 20:41:00 -
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Good idea Zagdul |

Zagdul
Clan Shadow Wolf Fatal Ascension
284
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Posted - 2011.12.10 20:42:00 -
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T' Elk wrote:I really don't want to know anything personal about devs, that way I can bash and hate on them as much as I want without any moral consequences. I'm not asking for a life story.
"Hi I'm CCP [dev] I work in the UI department developing things for you to interact with in EVE. I spend the majority of my time improving [insert feature here]"
It's not Rocket Surgery |

Feligast
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
464
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Posted - 2011.12.10 20:46:00 -
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Zagdul wrote:T' Elk wrote:I really don't want to know anything personal about devs, that way I can bash and hate on them as much as I want without any moral consequences. I'm not asking for a life story. "Hi I'm CCP [dev] I work in the UI department developing things for you to interact with in EVE. I spend the majority of my time improving [my alcohol tolerance]"
ftfy bro. |

RubyPorto
Profoundly Disturbed RED.Legion
106
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Posted - 2011.12.10 21:22:00 -
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Zagdul wrote:T' Elk wrote:I really don't want to know anything personal about devs, that way I can bash and hate on them as much as I want without any moral consequences. I'm not asking for a life story. "Hi I'm CCP [dev] I work in the UI department developing things for you to interact with in EVE. I spend the majority of my time improving [insert feature here]"
I believe one CCP Dev introduced himself once like that
"Hi, I'm Blue" |

Rykuss
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
13
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Posted - 2011.12.10 22:24:00 -
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Who is CCP Bios and why do they feel the need to hide? Can I have your vindicator? |

RubyPorto
Profoundly Disturbed RED.Legion
106
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Posted - 2011.12.10 22:41:00 -
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Rykuss wrote:Who is CCP Bios and why do they feel the need to hide?
CCP Bios sits in the back, and quietly runs the office so the rest of the Devs can focus on higher level stuff. |
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CCP Guard
C C P C C P Alliance
1167

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Posted - 2011.12.10 22:45:00 -
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Good idea.
Here's my bio:
At first I was born and then I slowly grew up (too slowly some would say). Went through school like everyone and was sort of bored by the whole thing most of the time. At one point in my life I owned 52 star wars figures and 8 He Man dudes (not recently).
I've studied opera singing, done some stage acting, worked on a shrimp trawler north of Iceland, chained through poopy diapers when I worked in a kindergarten, carried heavy things for bad pay when I worked as a grunt in construction, taught Taekwondo to kids (my students would have totally wiped the floor with these guys), dabbled in MMA and Jiu Jitsu in my spare time (spent more time watching it than practicing) studied philosophy for 3 months in university (so you should rather go to Xhagen for philosophical discussions). Fell in love with/got hooked on computer games when my mom got a clunky IMB computer for her job when I was 10 back in 1987, finally stumbled upon a job in gaming and haven't looked back since. Was a GM for years and dabbled in all sorts of promotional stuff for CCP on the side until I recently moved over to Community.
That pretty much sums up my life thus far. Oh, yeah...and I've also spent a bunch of time on Facebook and stuff. CCP Guard | EVE Community Developer |
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Buzzmong
Aliastra Gallente Federation
47
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Posted - 2011.12.10 23:11:00 -
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Tbh Guard, when you went "At first I was born and then slowly grew up" I was expecting an epic tale involving playgrounds, a couple of guys who weren't totally kosher, a taxi and a suitcase.
I'm surprised you didn't take the opportunity. |

Jenshae Chiroptera
242
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Posted - 2011.12.11 01:19:00 -
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He didn't add any of that to his bio.  Ideas and stuff EVE - the game of sand castles, either building them or kicking them down. |

non judgement
Without Fear Flying Burning Ships Alliance
179
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Posted - 2011.12.11 01:57:00 -
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I remember someone saying once that they should get the rest of the people they work with the put their job title (or dev team) in their forum sig (eg like ccp guard has). I could look for the thread but it might take awhile. That sort of thing has been suggested before. |

Zagdul
Clan Shadow Wolf Fatal Ascension
286
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Posted - 2011.12.11 03:45:00 -
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Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:He didn't add any of that to his bio. 
CCP Doesn't care about pod people.
Occupy Jita.
It's not Rocket Surgery |
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CCP Punkturis
C C P C C P Alliance
516

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Posted - 2011.12.11 09:59:00 -
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Zagdul wrote:T' Elk wrote:I really don't want to know anything personal about devs, that way I can bash and hate on them as much as I want without any moral consequences. I'm not asking for a life story. "Hi I'm CCP [dev] I work in the UI department developing things for you to interact with in EVE. I spend the majority of my time improving [insert feature here]"
Are you writing my bio? CCP Punkturis | EVE UI Developer |
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Lors Dornick
Kallisti Industries
84
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Posted - 2011.12.11 10:45:00 -
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CCP Punkturis wrote:Zagdul wrote:T' Elk wrote:I really don't want to know anything personal about devs, that way I can bash and hate on them as much as I want without any moral consequences. I'm not asking for a life story. "Hi I'm CCP [dev] I work in the UI department developing things for you to interact with in EVE. I spend the majority of my time improving [insert feature here]" Are you writing my bio?  He's doing the heavy lifting for you this time.
(Runs and hides to avoid getting hit with a court order for repeating a bad joke).
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Velicitia
Open Designs
189
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Posted - 2011.12.11 12:51:00 -
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CCP Guard wrote:Good idea. Here's my bio: At first I was born and then I slowly grew up (too slowly some would say). Went through school like everyone and was sort of bored by the whole thing most of the time. At one point in my life I owned 52 star wars figures and 8 He Man dudes (not recently). I've studied opera singing, done some stage acting, worked on a shrimp trawler north of Iceland, chained through poopy diapers when I worked in a kindergarten, carried heavy things for bad pay when I worked as a grunt in construction, taught Taekwondo to kids (my students would have totally wiped the floor with these guys), dabbled in MMA and Jiu Jitsu in my spare time (spent more time watching it than practicing) studied philosophy for 3 months in university (so you should rather go to Xhagen for philosophical discussions). Fell in love with/got hooked on computer games when my mom got a clunky IMB computer for her job when I was 10 back in 1987, finally stumbled upon a job in gaming and haven't looked back since. Was a GM for years and dabbled in all sorts of promotional stuff for CCP on the side until I recently moved over to Community. That pretty much sums up my life thus far. Oh, yeah...and I've also spent a bunch of time on Facebook and stuff.
you forgot "telling people to HTFU" 
edit --
this is all they need:
We're CCP! We march on fearlessly! Excellent is what we strive to be!
If you're going to follow us to the top
HARDEN THE **** UP! |
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CCP Nullarbor
C C P C C P Alliance
75

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Posted - 2011.12.11 15:29:00 -
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I started writing my bio but accidentally wrote the lyrics to a Top40 Australian song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h85hqvskiCw
CCP Nullarbor | Exotic Dancer |
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oldbutfeelingyoung
VIRTUAL EMPIRE VANGUARD Vanguard Ascendants
8
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Posted - 2011.12.11 16:49:00 -
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hmmmm another CCP can safefy answer thread. |

rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
51
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Posted - 2011.12.11 16:55:00 -
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Oh man I was confused really thought there was a CCP called CCP bios and was said he never came in and replied. Just figured it all out.
How are top 40 austrailian songs safe or non-edgy? |

RubyPorto
Profoundly Disturbed RED.Legion
110
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Posted - 2011.12.11 17:00:00 -
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rodyas wrote:Oh man I was confused really thought there was a CCP called CCP bios and was said he never came in and replied. Just figured it all out.
DING DING DING DING We have a Winner! |

Nemesis Factor
Clann Fian Narwhals Ate My Duck
22
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Posted - 2011.12.11 18:39:00 -
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CCP Guard wrote:Good idea. Here's my bio: At first I was born and then I slowly grew up (too slowly some would say). Went through school like everyone and was sort of bored by the whole thing most of the time. At one point in my life I owned 52 star wars figures and 8 He Man dudes (not recently). I've studied opera singing, done some stage acting, worked on a shrimp trawler north of Iceland, chained through poopy diapers when I worked in a kindergarten, carried heavy things for bad pay when I worked as a grunt in construction, taught Taekwondo to kids (my students would have totally wiped the floor with these guys), dabbled in MMA and Jiu Jitsu in my spare time (spent more time watching it than practicing) studied philosophy for 3 months in university (so you should rather go to Xhagen for philosophical discussions). Fell in love with/got hooked on computer games when my mom got a clunky IMB computer for her job when I was 10 back in 1987, finally stumbled upon a job in gaming and haven't looked back since. Was a GM for years and dabbled in all sorts of promotional stuff for CCP on the side until I recently moved over to Community. That pretty much sums up my life thus far. Oh, yeah...and I've also spent a bunch of time on Facebook and stuff.
Do Icelandic kids poop in their diapers in Kindergarten? |

Zagdul
Clan Shadow Wolf Fatal Ascension
288
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Posted - 2011.12.11 20:08:00 -
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CCP Punkturis wrote:Zagdul wrote:T' Elk wrote:I really don't want to know anything personal about devs, that way I can bash and hate on them as much as I want without any moral consequences. I'm not asking for a life story. "Hi I'm CCP [dev] I work in the UI department developing things for you to interact with in EVE. I spend the majority of my time improving [insert feature here]" Are you writing my bio? 
Now you're just starting to make me look obsessive. Wait, maybe I'm doing a fine job of that on my own.
It's not Rocket Surgery |

RubyPorto
Profoundly Disturbed RED.Legion
116
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Posted - 2011.12.11 23:19:00 -
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Zagdul wrote:CCP Punkturis wrote:Zagdul wrote:T' Elk wrote:I really don't want to know anything personal about devs, that way I can bash and hate on them as much as I want without any moral consequences. I'm not asking for a life story. "Hi I'm CCP [dev] I work in the UI department developing things for you to interact with in EVE. I spend the majority of my time improving [insert feature here]" Are you writing my bio?  Now you're just starting to make me look obsessive. Wait, maybe I'm doing a fine job of that on my own.
A CCP Punkturis thread isn't complete without creepy obsession popping up. |
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CCP Punkturis
C C P C C P Alliance
518

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Posted - 2011.12.11 23:33:00 -
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I updated my bio. This thread lead to something! CCP Punkturis | EVE UI Developer |
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Forum Fighter
Internet Tough Guys
19
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Posted - 2011.12.11 23:42:00 -
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I think they should have ASCII sexual organs, snippets from local smack or XXX rated chatlogs and maybe some damage tables in their Bio. Just like players. Bearer of the 1600mm Tinfoil Hat -¬ |

RubyPorto
Profoundly Disturbed RED.Legion
116
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Posted - 2011.12.11 23:56:00 -
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CCP Punkturis wrote:I updated my bio. This thread lead to something!
Edit: The link is broken when you click it, NOT MY FAULT!
Punkturis all in my brain Lately things just don't seem the same Actin' funny, but I don't know why 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
Punkturis all around Don't know if I'm comin' up or down Am I happy or in misery? Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me
Help me help me Oh no no... no
Yeah Punkturis all in my eyes Don't know if it's day or night You've got me blowin, blowin my mind Is it tomorrow or just the end of time?
No, help me aw yeah! oh no no oh help me...
Now our Punkturis thread has a creepy, badly done song to ensure maximum creep. |
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CCP Punkturis
C C P C C P Alliance
519

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Posted - 2011.12.12 00:04:00 -
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thanks bro! exactly what I wanted  CCP Punkturis | EVE UI Developer |
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Renan Ruivo
Hipernova Vera Cruz Alliance
414
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Posted - 2011.12.12 00:15:00 -
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CCP Guard wrote:Good idea. Here's my bio: At first I was born and then I slowly grew up (too slowly some would say). Went through school like everyone and was sort of bored by the whole thing most of the time. At one point in my life I owned 52 star wars figures and 8 He Man dudes (not recently). I've studied opera singing, done some stage acting, worked on a shrimp trawler north of Iceland, chained through poopy diapers when I worked in a kindergarten, carried heavy things for bad pay when I worked as a grunt in construction, taught Taekwondo to kids (my students would have totally wiped the floor with these guys), dabbled in MMA and Jiu Jitsu in my spare time (spent more time watching it than practicing) studied philosophy for 3 months in university (so you should rather go to Xhagen for philosophical discussions). Fell in love with/got hooked on computer games when my mom got a clunky IMB computer for her job when I was 10 back in 1987, finally stumbled upon a job in gaming and haven't looked back since. Was a GM for years and dabbled in all sorts of promotional stuff for CCP on the side until I recently moved over to Community. That pretty much sums up my life thus far. Oh, yeah...and I've also spent a bunch of time on Facebook and stuff.
Oh come on nobody cares about that stuff we want to hear about the ladies. Rated ARG for Pirates. **** you. |
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