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Erwin Castle Jakuard
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.12.11 02:05:00 -
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Hello Eve Community,
I figured I needed a place gather all those that are affected by my actions as a new -10 pirate. So this thread will serve as a daily journal, sponsoring solicitation, and tear collection location.
As some of you know (anyone in amarr) I have begun my campaign against all Pods.
Basically if you are in just your pod traveling through high sec, mainly the jita-amarr pipe, then you will be hunting and killed.
I have begun to fly a Thrasher set up to kill pods. Its fit contains 280mm Howitzer 1's x7, sensor booster 1's x3, and reactor control unit x1.
This basic fit has generated positive results so far in the area of quick locking and alphing pods.
Inorder to fund this fiasco I am offering each pod to be sponsored you, the Eve Community, for 5 million isk. Now your name will be placed in the comments section of the BC killboard as sponsor and your name will be sent to the victim in my mail informing him that his pod has been killed. Incase he was wondering why he was in a station. This isk will be spent towards fitting more thrashers.
First I will put what the mail I send out to the victim is so you may relish his pain as much as I do. All hate mail responses will be posted into this thread with a link to their death for reference.
Mail:
Dear New Clone,
Happy Birthday, Welcome to Eve.
Since you are just opening your eyes for the first time and might be confused as to where you are I have taken the liberty to ease your transitition by providing you documented records on your last clones 10 seconds of life. Your previous clone was autopiloting through highsec, a thrasher appeared on your overview, and his 280mm Howitzers turned towards you.
(LINK KILLMAIL)
I hope you have a pleasant and wonderful new life.
Sincerely,
Erwin.
Below is my battleclinic killboard so anyone who wishes to keepup or comment on any kill has access to it.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Erwin+Castle+Jakuard
Please take note at the top kills so far:
Jake Burnz with a low grade slave set:
Techwood with a snake set:
I will post other top kills and rage mails as they come in.
If you are a victim please feel free to post any comments on this thread, your tears sustain me.
Thank You Eve Community and I hope all enjoy this as much as I do.
Sincerely,
Erwin.
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Sverige Pahis
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
440
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Posted - 2011.12.11 02:13:00 -
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I'll give you 5m to never come and beg on eve-o again. |
Erwin Castle Jakuard
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.12.11 02:15:00 -
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DAY ONE
So I know that I started this thread a few days after I began my slaughter of pods, but I will try to keep it in a daily journal form until I catch up.
Being new to going pirate ment that things were not going to work out for a bit. I ended up losing 3 thrashers to concord before I was able to kill my first pod. This was mainly due to a ****** insta warp (sentry gun fire) and using the wrong ammo (miss or weak hit). But I was able to get my first kill none the less.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14740128
it was a blank kill it but still made my heart leap at the thought that some poor sap was now wondering how he got in station. I took a nice break and came back on around 0500 eve time, I was then able to get my second kill which provided a more fruitful return of isk destroyed.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14742927
It was around this time that i started to get everything into a routine and became a pod killing machine. I got my 3rd kill that night as well, also providing quality lulz and a good return of isk killed.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14743083
While not much in the grand scheme of things, these pod kills of 100+ mil isk made me laugh at the poor guys who were now having to purchase new implants and hardwiring simply because they felt the need to autopilot in their pod.
END DAY ONE |
Erwin Castle Jakuard
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.12.11 02:19:00 -
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DAY TWO
Day two has proved that going -10 and killing pods is truly a hysterical endevour. It was today that I killed a Snake set clone. Worth 1.2 bil, well worth the 1.5 mil thrasher that it required to put the 273 damage into it.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14745492
This is the kill of the day and i feel as if linking any other kill on this daily post would lower the value of the snake set.
So heres to you Mr. Techwood, thank you for the lulz and proving the fact that it doesnt matter how old you are in Eve, 90% of the players are still stupid and the other 10% are people like me who only want to ruin your day.
END DAY TWO |
Erwin Castle Jakuard
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.12.11 02:21:00 -
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Sverige Pahis wrote:I'll give you 5m to never come and beg on eve-o again.
Awaiting Isk.
Also, thanks for the attempt at being recruited by another member (or ex member, i was too busy laughing at him).
Im happy that my deposit fee would only be 200 mil due to my negative sec status and age. Its good to see that Goonswarm is still looking for quality pilots.
P.S. Hows fail-Adopt treating you? Arnt you losing against them?
(and yes that was a jab to get adopt to freak out and comment) |
Erwin Castle Jakuard
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.12.11 02:26:00 -
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DAY THREE
Well more like day five since i took a break but eh.
Today was a pretty enjoyable day, got many decent pod kills of 75-100 mil plus and also a very nice expensive kill that im still laughing at since he felt the need to make a set of lowgrade slaves but forgot to get an omega... 99% i guess...
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14777212
Im only going to link the Low Grade Snake set, seems like its deserving of laughter since the pilot is a 2010 toon who was autopiloting pod with slave set in. (Think he needs to buy another plex, or two)
END DAY THREE |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
387
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Posted - 2011.12.11 02:40:00 -
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How are you fitting all these days into a single 42hrs.
Also, do you know what a blog is?
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ Get Out, Nasty Face ~ (a¦á_a¦â)
Signature edited. Navigator. |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
387
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Posted - 2011.12.11 02:43:00 -
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oh wow, i meant 24 hours, im drunk and full of cold, you get me.
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ Get Out, Nasty Face ~ (a¦á_a¦â)
Signature edited. Navigator. |
Erwin Castle Jakuard
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.12.11 02:49:00 -
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Days for me are 1500 (early) to 1000 (late), started 12/5/11, its 12/11/11 now, so.... yuppers
Edit: whats a blog? |
Aggressive Nutmeg
48
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Posted - 2011.12.11 03:19:00 -
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Is anyone NOT killing pods with Thrashers at the moment?  |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Dominion
Talocan United
142
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Posted - 2011.12.11 05:09:00 -
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So how do you prowl through high sec with -10 status yourself? I mean, you can always keep moving, but what if you see an AP'ing pod 15 km from the gate? MWD towards them? Always arrive 15 km from the next gate and burn towards it, scooping pods along the way? What's the mechanics here? |
Erwin Castle Jakuard
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.12.11 05:17:00 -
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Nathan Jameson wrote:So how do you prowl through high sec with -10 status yourself? I mean, you can always keep moving, but what if you see an AP'ing pod 15 km from the gate? MWD towards them? Always arrive 15 km from the next gate and burn towards it, scooping pods along the way? What's the mechanics here?
the mechanics are deaths to pods. Cant really argue with results.
If you are thinking of doing this yourself I give out lessons for 50 mil. just mail me ingame.
it really is easier than you would think it is |
Pod Popping Podder
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.12.11 05:17:00 -
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Aggressive Nutmeg wrote:Is anyone NOT killing pods with Thrashers at the moment?
I am not. |
Pod Popping Podder
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.12.11 06:06:00 -
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Quote:he felt the need to make a set of lowgrade slaves but forgot to get an omega... 99% i guess...
That seems to be the trend these days: I just got me a lg crystal egg but without omega... http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14779643 |
Erwin Castle Jakuard
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.12.11 06:08:00 -
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Pod Popping Podder wrote:
o silly rabbits |
HybridOnslaught
New Eden Outcasts
Malicious Intent Gentleman's Club
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Posted - 2011.12.11 15:54:00 -
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lol very nice kb, i take it you like eggs.. |
Sven Galli
Drama Inc.
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Posted - 2011.12.11 16:09:00 -
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First I was like... meh, but then I looked at your kb and had a large, robust, chuckle. It's funny because it isn't me on there. |
Bernie Nator
Insidious Design
Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.12.11 16:50:00 -
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Day 1:
Killed some pods.
Day 2:
Looped back into day 1, killed some more pods.
Day 3:
Damn, it's technically day 2 again. Killed more pods, figured out temporal loops.
Day 4:
Posted about it on the internet. Became not very well known.
Oh hey, didn't see you there. Decided to fix your post a little. |
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
421
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Posted - 2011.12.11 17:31:00 -
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Welcome to the Pod Killing Club. I have done around 150 this year, mostly because I am lazy. If you wnat some tips-hit me up ingame. Keep on killing
If Women aren't supposed to do the cooking, why are their bodies full of milk and eggs? |
RubyPorto
Profoundly Disturbed
RED.Legion
118
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Posted - 2011.12.12 02:18:00 -
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Darius III wrote:Welcome to the Pod Killing Club. I have done around 150 this year, mostly because I am lazy. If you wnat some tips-hit me up ingame. Keep on killing
Please don't encourage him. Unlike you, D3, he is dishonorably murdering those whom society has left behind. Those who, through accident of birth have been called "Outlaws" and "Pirates" and thus he can make these small kills without repercussion. You, honorable CSM member, properly gank the unsuspecting capsules and are then reprecussed. |
Flurk Hellbron
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
13
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Posted - 2011.12.12 03:26:00 -
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Aggressive Nutmeg wrote:Is anyone NOT killing pods with Thrashers at the moment?
Yep, I'm killing Thrashers in my Pod. |
Lithalnas
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
8
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Posted - 2011.12.12 03:35:00 -
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has anyone got a pod with an omega listed? I am wondering if this is a mail bug.
How to build a PC for EVE thread (by Akita T)
http://eve-search.com/thread/1559734-0/page/1
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Rharkon
Askari Mining Co.
New Genesis Syndicate
1
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Posted - 2011.12.12 05:01:00 -
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Oh you crazy kids! |
Erwin Castle Jakuard
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
5
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Posted - 2011.12.12 05:30:00 -
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RubyPorto wrote:Darius III wrote:Welcome to the Pod Killing Club. I have done around 150 this year, mostly because I am lazy. If you wnat some tips-hit me up ingame. Keep on killing Please don't encourage him. Unlike you, D3, he is dishonorably murdering those whom society has left behind. Those who, through accident of birth have been called "Outlaws" and "Pirates" and thus he can make these small kills without repercussion. You, honorable CSM member, properly gank the unsuspecting capsules and are then reprecussed.
The tears are strong with this one.
I Am dishonorable murdering all pods in eve. high security pilots, no security pilots, and low security pilots.
PRO TIP OF THE DAY - read the thread and see that I am killing any pod i see, thus the I am -10 and your pod is not safe.
Hating is a habit, get like me |
Erwin Castle Jakuard
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
5
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Posted - 2011.12.12 05:35:00 -
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Lithalnas wrote:has anyone got a pod with an omega listed? I am wondering if this is a mail bug.
I have not seen one, not sure if a glitch. If i kill one and you send me 5 mil ill make sure your sponsor. |
Erwin Castle Jakuard
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
10
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Posted - 2011.12.12 05:44:00 -
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http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14789177#submitMail
omegas do post.... got me a crappy one |
RubyPorto
Profoundly Disturbed
RED.Legion
121
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Posted - 2011.12.12 06:35:00 -
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Erwin Castle Jakuard wrote:RubyPorto wrote:Darius III wrote:Welcome to the Pod Killing Club. I have done around 150 this year, mostly because I am lazy. If you wnat some tips-hit me up ingame. Keep on killing Please don't encourage him. Unlike you, D3, he is dishonorably murdering those whom society has left behind. Those who, through accident of birth have been called "Outlaws" and "Pirates" and thus he can make these small kills without repercussion. You, honorable CSM member, properly gank the unsuspecting capsules and are then reprecussed. The tears are strong with this one. I Am dishonorable murdering all pods in eve. high security pilots, no security pilots, and low security pilots. PRO TIP OF THE DAY - read the thread and see that I am killing any pod i see, thus the I am -10 and your pod is not safe. Hating is a habit, get like me
1. I suppose I did misread, in which case, I applaud your efforts. And wish you fast locks and wrecking shots.
2. My pod is safe as always from jita pod gankers. Living in the ass end of Null has to have some benefits. |
Erwin Castle Jakuard
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
10
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Posted - 2011.12.12 06:44:00 -
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RubyPorto wrote:Erwin Castle Jakuard wrote:RubyPorto wrote:Darius III wrote:Welcome to the Pod Killing Club. I have done around 150 this year, mostly because I am lazy. If you wnat some tips-hit me up ingame. Keep on killing Please don't encourage him. Unlike you, D3, he is dishonorably murdering those whom society has left behind. Those who, through accident of birth have been called "Outlaws" and "Pirates" and thus he can make these small kills without repercussion. You, honorable CSM member, properly gank the unsuspecting capsules and are then reprecussed. The tears are strong with this one. I Am dishonorable murdering all pods in eve. high security pilots, no security pilots, and low security pilots. PRO TIP OF THE DAY - read the thread and see that I am killing any pod i see, thus the I am -10 and your pod is not safe. Hating is a habit, get like me 1. I suppose I did misread, in which case, I applaud your efforts. And wish you fast locks and wrecking shots. 2. My pod is safe as always from jita pod gankers. Living in the ass end of Null has to have some benefits.
As long as you dont autopilot or go afk in your pod you will be safe from me.
And thanks, glad to see that people are enjoying this as much as I am. nothing better than vet tears over their implants. |
RubyPorto
Profoundly Disturbed
RED.Legion
121
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Posted - 2011.12.12 06:47:00 -
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Erwin Castle Jakuard wrote:
As long as you dont autopilot or go afk in your pod you will be safe from me.
And thanks, glad to see that people are enjoying this as much as I am. nothing better than vet tears over their implants.
Kilt my first CA-1 implant today. Who flies a head like that around large fleet combat, anyway? |
Solstice Project
Cult of Personality
276
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Posted - 2011.12.12 10:55:00 -
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Cool, a new target. *marks red standings*
Inappropriate signature removed. Spitfire |
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