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BirdStrike
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.11.04 21:25:51 -
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Oh maaaaaai geeeeeerd.
CCP FALCON MAKE IT STOOOOOOP!
Why are you here?
INTERNET SPACESHIPS BRO. SPACESHIPS.
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BirdStrike
State War Academy Caldari State
114
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Posted - 2015.11.04 21:31:43 -
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Admiral Foxbolt2 wrote:Let me remind the ones that have demons that they are unwilling to admit they truly suffer with. I have owned up to my demons, while others here have been kind and understanding.. Thank You.
But to the uncontrollable negatively.... Are you honestly hoping for a fowl reaction???
Do you sit there in your chairs behind the keyboard .. being honest with yourself.. are you perfect??? Do you enjoy it when you make mistakes, or you have been painted in a false light... do you like it when people throw rocks at you???
Or would you perfer that a loving and kind human being walk up to you .. wipe the mud from your face... lift you to your feet... and say to you "We're all in this together regardless of how sinful we all are."
Observe your words people ..please.. It is a true reflection of what is in your heart.
Yes. I'm hoping for a fowl reaction.
I'd like a KFC family bucket and extra BBQ beans, with 8 cans of Stella Artois.
That should generate a 'fowl reaction'.
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BirdStrike
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.11.04 21:44:18 -
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SELLING:
Popcorn: plain - 100 isk a bucket popcorn : fedo flavour special edition: 1m isk per bucket (may cause hallucinations and erectile dysfunction)
Rocks: small box of 10: 1000 isk Rocks: Republic fleet radioactive: 1m isk a box.
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BirdStrike
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.11.04 22:04:26 -
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hyprviper1 wrote:Admiral Foxbolt2 wrote:Tank Murdock Jnr
HEY BUDDY!!!
Are you having a hard time that your mind is being challenged to care about a honest person who puts himself out in the open..... It's your turn.... Grab the big rock over there...lol.... I'll take it if it makes you feel better about yourself.
BRO!!! We're on 3 pages... this is awesome!!!
POPCORN OVER HERE BIRD!!! LMAO... Good comments... Laughing my ass off..... but I may need to borrow some isk, because my 20bil got locked away in the account that got impounded last night... along with my crack pipe.....lol. SQUIRRAL!!! man what kind of drug combination are you on ?
I'll be honest, the microwave was all gunked up with Guac and exploded fedo, so i cooked the popcorn on the warp core and it's not tested as safe for human consumption, there were some *issues* with the Fedo kebab and quafe chilli sauce batches causing pod pilots to suffer some multiple personality disorders, several miners joined CODE and at least one freighter pilot admitted it wasn't CCP's fault he got ganked AFK in Niarja, but the LOGS SHOW NOTHiNG.
So any carebears who join CODE after eating Birdstrike Troll Kitchen (pat pending) products:
No refunds.
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BirdStrike
State War Academy Caldari State
119
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Posted - 2015.11.04 22:17:31 -
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Tank Murdock Jnr wrote:BirdStrike wrote:popcorn : fedo flavour special edition: 1m isk per bucket (may cause hallucinations and erectile dysfunction) I can honestly say that I'd consume absolutely anything that was fedo flavoured.
You are in luck, i can EXCLUSIVELY REVEAL that CCP Falcon has granted me the exclusive rights* to the NEW EDEN FRIED FEDO (NFC) franchise, coming soon to a station near you!
As a special ground floor opportunity, simply send me 1 BILLION isk plus the name of the station you would like to open a franchise in. main hub stations available for 10 Billion.
Huge profit opportunity with our special recipe Fedo coating*
Coming soon (subject to CCP usual dev timescales)
*when i say he's given me permission, he hasn't actually agreed to it, tbh i haven't asked him. But i thought about asking him but he's a busy guy and i know he would agree to it so why waste his time? But don't worry, your investment is perfectly safe and your territory will be 100 percent secure against other NFC franchise holders!
Edit to add: before everyone starts shorting the fedo market, NFC is a value driven chain, your meal may not actually contain genuine Fedo but synthetic fedo replacement meat. Corpses are cheaper per kg but don't worry, our patent pending fedo flavour enhancers means you'll never know the difference! |
BirdStrike
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.11.04 22:45:52 -
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Admiral Foxbolt2 wrote:
Top Guac -Maybe one day when CCP approves us making money from our corp members... we'll all get rich...then you'll remember the crazy guy who came up with the idea.. and yu'll be like.. that mothera ****** was smoken some good ****!!!
You're not the mittani are you?
If you are mittens, epic troll is epic. Can i join goonwaffe? I'll give you 50 isk security deposit, and 10 percent cut on NFC franchise profits in CFC space.
If you aren't mittens and are some random mental, why exactly would anyone pay RLM to join a corp?
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