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DarkElf
Caldari DJ's Exotic Dancers Escorts
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Posted - 2007.01.10 14:34:00 -
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Ok so ppl who know me are quite aware that i'm not afraid of pvp'ing or generally playing eve after a few pints.
I have had quite a few near misses in expensive ships while drunk nearly jumping into high sec in a nightmare etc and i'm guessing i'm not alone there.
My latest annoyance was recently while i was what can only be described as battered, meaning to unplug a cheap hardwiring implant to replace it with a decent one and accidently unplugging a dam slave arrrg
Then to top it off i was installing the last quite expensive rig on my hyperion only to find i plugged the wrong one in and now can't remove it without destroying all 3 of them, being faced with either buying a new ship and replacing all 3 rigs, or repacking it and replacing all 3 rigs.
So my plee is for ccp to install breathalisers on concord ships and have them in low sec.
What is the biggest loss you have sustained while under the influence if any?
DE
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Alliaanna Dalaii
Gallente Does Not Compute
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Posted - 2007.01.10 14:40:00 -
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#Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
#Flying my ship into YOU, lol. "Dont warp to belt VII-1" sounds very much like "DO warp to belt VII-1" when your drunk. I also gang warped in that poor Prophecy pilot with me to his death bless him When you come out of warp surrounded by a swarm of small ships you know your ****** Bye Bye tech II fitted Geddon.
#Self destructing my pod and my bloody implants in a drunken tantrum because no targets where coming through my camp 
Beer & Wine are bad 
Alliaanna DNC Treasure Hunt !!
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Major Stormer
Caldari Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency
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Posted - 2007.01.10 14:49:00 -
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Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii #Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
#Flying my ship into YOU, lol. "Dont warp to belt VII-1" sounds very much like "DO warp to belt VII-1" when your drunk. I also gang warped in that poor Prophecy pilot with me to his death bless him When you come out of warp surrounded by a swarm of small ships you know your ****** Bye Bye tech II fitted Geddon.
#Self destructing my pod and my bloody implants in a drunken tantrum because no targets where coming through my camp 
Beer & Wine are bad 
Alliaanna
  That was awesome thanks 
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DarkElf
Caldari DJ's Exotic Dancers Escorts
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Posted - 2007.01.10 14:57:00 -
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Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii
#Flying my ship into YOU, lol. "Dont warp to belt VII-1" sounds very much like "DO warp to belt VII-1" when your drunk. I also gang warped in that poor Prophecy pilot with me to his death bless him When you come out of warp surrounded by a swarm of small ships you know your ****** Bye Bye tech II fitted Geddon.
Alliaanna
i remember that well. remembered the funny chat in local after. " ah don't warp in" lol
yeah geddon vs a bunch of af's doesn't fair so well.
well it seems it's not just me which is reassuring.
any more for any more?
DE
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Dark Astiria
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Posted - 2007.01.10 14:59:00 -
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Originally by: DarkElf
nearly jumping into high sec in a nightmare etc
lmfao
weren't you the fella that them lemmings from eve radio were attacking with like 100 noob frigs or summat recently in BWF?
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Beef Hardslab
The 5 Amigo's LLC. New Eden Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.01.10 15:03:00 -
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Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii #Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
OMG that is the funniest ****. Did you have the alt running on another monitor? I can just see it - you look on your main and see some silly noob coming through your gate in a hauler. ATTACK!
You look on your alt's screen, and you're like "Damn gatecamp... warp warp warp ****!"
Then you realize... through the drunken haze...
That's just classic. That's sig material there.
  
Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
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Baron Oxes
Hypermagic Mountain
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Posted - 2007.01.10 15:22:00 -
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Bought a Hookbill to mess around with, but was generally cautious about putting it in situations where real people would get a shot at it.
Got drunk, started a fight with a few cruisers, ship got blown up - approx. 40mil down. Woke up in the morning feeling rough, logged in, completely forgot about the whole getting blown up thing and was about to petition for a vanishing ship, then remembered - priceless : )
That being said, all the times I've been drunk have been good fun - and piecing together what happened in the morning too.
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DarkElf
Caldari DJ's Exotic Dancers Escorts
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Posted - 2007.01.10 15:22:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Astiria
Originally by: DarkElf
nearly jumping into high sec in a nightmare etc
lmfao
weren't you the fella that them lemmings from eve radio were attacking with like 100 noob frigs or summat recently in BWF?
lol yeah that was me. they actually made me run my armour rep once. was quite impressed. such a funny night that was.
DE
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Donovan Killar
Caldari Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.10 16:18:00 -
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Utterly trashed one night I did a little trade run in a shuttle bringing some skill books to low sec. Dropped them off created a sell orderąfor half the price I bought them for. Then undocked warped to the gate back to high sec. Jumpedą.. WTF? How is the a gate camp iną ūPOP!! goes my shuttle- hi sec!!! What is goingą ūPOP goes my pod- ąoną it wasnĘt until the next day when I read the kill mail that I realized I really had jumped to 0.0ą
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tiller
MAFIA Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.10 17:36:00 -
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Gate camping in officer fitted rattlesnake, engage blob and zoom overview out only to find rest of gang had left some time before...
Rattlesnake goes boom.
BEER = BAD MKAY 
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Rico Naginata
Catalyst Reaction Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.10 17:40:00 -
[11]
tried to gatecamp in a blackbird 
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LittleTerror
Caldari Cremation Of Care
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Posted - 2007.01.10 18:24:00 -
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Falling asleep at a safespot in a T2 fitted raven, waking up a few hours later with drool down the side of my face Looking at the inside of a station over 25 jumps away with no ship. Thinking "Oh FFS I'm off to bed my neck hurts" then feeling ****ed off in the morning when I realise what had happened 
Attacking a domi befor the ECM nerf solo outside a station in egg, just to try out T2 torps, yeah real smart move  
Jumping into highsec but only in a T1 frig mind but still drunkeness was the cause of that one also 
Beer + Eve is BAD |

Wilhelm Beck
Tritanium Workers Union
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Posted - 2007.01.10 18:35:00 -
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i a have a bad tendency to go out come back and get my self popped and/or podded within docking range of a station.
Wilhelm> Hey guys im gonna undock and see if i can get away. camp> did he just say that in local? Wilhelm> holy crap, there are a lot of you out there!!1 camp> only 3 (or 2 or 21 or 75)
Then comes a lot of chat where I discuss various things with them, and generally hang out. this is usually the point where I go get a new beer.
eventually some one else comes along and makes the whole thing that much more fun. Eventually, they ask me why i haven't escaped.
then:
Wilhelm> Hey guys I'm gonna undock and see if i can get away. New guy> good luck.
At this point i start to move to soon giving me a 30 second countdown to redock, fail to escape, get warp scrambled, and poof goes my ship.
Wilhelm> well that went well. NewGuy> You got away? Wilhelm> Not exactly...
I used to then get podded here. But, now I have the where withall to save my pod most of the time. Emphasis on most of the time.
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T'Renn
Vale Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2007.01.10 19:32:00 -
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I'm a little embarrassed to admit this, but if it's evening in my time zone (or late night) and I'm on Eve chances are that I'm drunk and / or under the influence of other things. Just like when sober, I generally do dumb things and spam corp chat with mindless drivel so it's not much of a difference at all.
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Stripminer01
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Posted - 2007.01.10 20:17:00 -
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For some reason I become utterly lethal. All my friends can attest that my main char becomes a killing machine and a good laff on TS too when the alcohol flows. I guess it's all about removing those usual aversions to risk taking :)
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Vodka Neat
Vendetta Underground Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.01.10 20:46:00 -
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If my name doesn't give it away I too have done the drunk eve thing. Worst was figuring I would test my T2 fitted ratting raven's tank by randomly flying to a POS. Perfect I am not in too much trouble start to align 10 seconds okay I am happy with my setup warp. Message -you can't warp retard you are scammbled- oops forgot about that part. Lasted another 10-15 seconds and got to see a very expensive explosion. |

Leviathan9
Gallente Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2007.01.10 21:32:00 -
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Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii #Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
#Flying my ship into YOU, lol. "Dont warp to belt VII-1" sounds very much like "DO warp to belt VII-1" when your drunk. I also gang warped in that poor Prophecy pilot with me to his death bless him When you come out of warp surrounded by a swarm of small ships you know your ****** Bye Bye tech II fitted Geddon.
#Self destructing my pod and my bloody implants in a drunken tantrum because no targets where coming through my camp 
Beer & Wine are bad 
Alliaanna
Don't forget that Sac you lost when you were drunk, you attacked someone on a gate and sentries just popped you lol. Bit too drunk to tank hehe.
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LUKKAT
Gallente Decisive Outcomes
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Posted - 2007.01.10 22:11:00 -
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alcohol affected events in eve for me
attacked a minning op in 0.6 and lost my shiny deimos (was like wtf that brutix is pwning my ass then notice concord flashing near by)
attacked a hauler in 0.2 in claw at a gate thinking i was in 0.0
trashed 10 megas i had stockpiled in low sec while deciding to do a hanger clean up at 4 in the morning and after consuming a few too many bourbons
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noktamid
Bambooule
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Posted - 2007.01.10 23:09:00 -
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not alcohol, but not enough sleep....
in the morning after getting up a wanted to break a mission (escrow) package. but i clicked 'trash it'. didnt notice the warning.
afterwards i was wondering where my fully fitted arazu is...
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Speed Devil
Caldari Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.10 23:30:00 -
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Edited by: Speed Devil on 10/01/2007 23:29:04 my biggest loss was a dominix when i was drunk...
i wanted to see how long a dominix could last against the sentrys if i filled all lows with rolled tungstens.
it took so long that i fell asleep and eventually got blown up 
another loss was when i ransomed the station but i had such a blackout i dont even know what ship it was 
Originally by: Merkanas To people who can't understand: there are rules and there are morals, don't get them confused. If rules allow it and you have no moral objection, by all means... have fun. 
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Tally Whacker
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Posted - 2007.01.10 23:37:00 -
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Accidently self destructing my ferox while at a pos. I swear I hit eject.
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gettosmurf
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Posted - 2007.01.11 00:37:00 -
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While under the combined influence of VODKA and GATORADE, I bought a Vigilant and fittet it for PVP, and went out for a hunt in lowsec.
Found a target pretty fast, a covetor with a ferox as a guard, locked the ferox and MWD'd to orbit(BC always looks better than mining barge on the killmail), not realising that none of my tech II blasters had gone online automaticly during the fitting process and that I had forgotten all my drones.
After a while reinforcements arrived to assist the Ferox. I only had time to put two guns online(damn those 95% requirements) before my armor broke and my Vigilant went POOF
I have not played EVE drunk since.
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Yonos
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Posted - 2007.01.11 07:34:00 -
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Mining ice goes a lot faster after drinking. Not quite safe (0.0) but faster.
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Phelan Lore
Sniggerdly
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Posted - 2007.01.11 07:46:00 -
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Bought and then lost my first vagabond.
Sniggwaffe is recruiting |

Alliaanna Dalaii
Gallente Does Not Compute
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Posted - 2007.01.11 08:36:00 -
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Originally by: Leviathan9
Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii #Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
#Flying my ship into YOU, lol. "Dont warp to belt VII-1" sounds very much like "DO warp to belt VII-1" when your drunk. I also gang warped in that poor Prophecy pilot with me to his death bless him When you come out of warp surrounded by a swarm of small ships you know your ****** Bye Bye tech II fitted Geddon.
#Self destructing my pod and my bloody implants in a drunken tantrum because no targets where coming through my camp 
Beer & Wine are bad 
Alliaanna
Don't forget that Sac you lost when you were drunk, you attacked someone on a gate and sentries just popped you lol. Bit too drunk to tank hehe.
Your forgetting the key point on this one.
It was an afk bob shuttle I shot a bloody SHUTTLE !!
Shot it, laughed... sat there.... waited, waited, oh yeah ? sentries... Bang  
Alliaanna DNC Treasure Hunt !!
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DarkElf
Caldari DJ's Exotic Dancers Escorts
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Posted - 2007.01.11 08:43:00 -
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Originally by: tiller Gate camping in officer fitted rattlesnake, engage blob and zoom overview out only to find rest of gang had left some time before...
Rattlesnake goes boom.
BEER = BAD MKAY 
ouch!
DE
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Chaca
Gallente The Renegade Order
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Posted - 2007.01.11 09:26:00 -
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My two worst so far:
-falling asleep at my desk in a T2 fitted blasterrax right at a gate in low sec. woke up in station.
-I was so hammered one night that after jumping to a 0.2 system i thought I saw cargo cans getting popped. I launched my drones from the brutix in order to sniff out this cloaked ship. Well the cargo cans were 15+km away and I needed to get my drones out there to hopefully decloak this ship. So I attacked the cans with the drones. Didn't realize what was happening until I was in structure. without the hardeners turned on and the repper going, Brutix's dont tank sentries too well.
-Chaca
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Setana Manoro
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2007.01.11 11:04:00 -
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Edited by: Setana Manoro on 11/01/2007 11:01:54 The night i sold my old char i went out with him in a 0.8 in gallente space. As the buyer was right next to me i tried to show him what he can do. I blew up 55k of ore from under the nose of some guy, and 2 minutes later i had a Hurricane incoming who was pretty ****ed. Obviously i tried to take him out, but wouldn't you know it, Exp damage on shields is not that good and his nos was hurting - small nos i think. Luckily he had no tacklin abilities so i managed to get away. Later on I explained that I wanted to ransom the ore for 500k ISK - explained to some locals, and soon after I had Megathron + Hurricane trying to bait me in a many vs 1 which they called 1vs1. In a drunken haze i picked up the can and engaged the Megathron, trying to pop his 3 EMP and 2 Thermal heavy drones. After popping his drones, the Hurricane engaged but because he was in a different corp and he disregarded the Concord message, he got concorded - nice loot btw. 10 minutes later i am still fighting the mega, trying everything to keep transversal up despite his 90% webber, and managed with 1 reload of the guns to get his shields at 50%, at which point he warps away. I suspected he had stabbs so i warped right next to him - lucky guess, and again tackled him with my 2 points scrambler. Again he warps to the station and docks, proving he had 2+ stabbs fitted. In the meantime though the Hurricane guy undocks in an Incursus fitted with 280mm arty and tries to go for the loot from his wreck, obviously he got concorded ... again. So to end the night and the 2.5l bottle of wine, rifter vs megathron + hurricane ended in : - hurricane concorded - megathron warping away in shame ... twice - incursus concorded - 10-12 mil in loot for me - woot :)
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Alliaanna Dalaii
Gallente Does Not Compute
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Posted - 2007.01.11 11:19:00 -
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Originally by: Setana Manoro Edited by: Setana Manoro on 11/01/2007 11:01:54 The night i sold my old char i went out with him in a 0.8 in gallente space. As the buyer was right next to me i tried to show him what he can do. I blew up 55k of ore from under the nose of some guy, and 2 minutes later i had a Hurricane incoming who was pretty ****ed. Obviously i tried to take him out, but wouldn't you know it, Exp damage on shields is not that good and his nos was hurting - small nos i think. Luckily he had no tacklin abilities so i managed to get away. Later on I explained that I wanted to ransom the ore for 500k ISK - explained to some locals, and soon after I had Megathron + Hurricane trying to bait me in a many vs 1 which they called 1vs1. In a drunken haze i picked up the can and engaged the Megathron, trying to pop his 3 EMP and 2 Thermal heavy drones. After popping his drones, the Hurricane engaged but because he was in a different corp and he disregarded the Concord message, he got concorded - nice loot btw. 10 minutes later i am still fighting the mega, trying everything to keep transversal up despite his 90% webber, and managed with 1 reload of the guns to get his shields at 50%, at which point he warps away. I suspected he had stabbs so i warped right next to him - lucky guess, and again tackled him with my 2 points scrambler. Again he warps to the station and docks, proving he had 2+ stabbs fitted. In the meantime though the Hurricane guy undocks in an Incursus fitted with 280mm arty and tries to go for the loot from his wreck, obviously he got concorded ... again. So to end the night and the 2.5l bottle of wine, rifter vs megathron + hurricane ended in : - hurricane concorded - megathron warping away in shame ... twice - incursus concorded - 10-12 mil in loot for me - woot :)
Did you even read Elfypoo's post ? 
Alliaanna DNC Treasure Hunt !!
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PCaBoo
Newbies On Xstacy
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Posted - 2007.01.11 11:20:00 -
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Lost my T2 fitted Raven to a pair of merlins while totally hammered, I don't even think I fired on them. I just sat at the station yelling at my monitor. Docked after my raven went boom, jumped into a spare raven I had. Put in some drones and fit 4 smartbombs. Undocked and let the drones out, then started setting off smartbombs. Bad idea, didn't fit a shield booster or anything, just drones and smarties. Sentries-Pop. So I lost 2 ravens to 2 merlins. I undocked in a 3rd spare raven, but fitted it with a sb. Podded both of them, redocked, and went to bed. Woke up with a huge hangover and a lot of anger.
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Setana Manoro
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2007.01.11 12:02:00 -
[31]
Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii
Did you even read Elfypoo's post ? 
Yes, I did, but in the 6 months I've played EVE it was the only time something note-worthy happened to me while i played drunk. In 6 months you don't really get to faction fitted rattlesnakes, or silver magnates. :) --------------------------------------------------
Always look on the bright side of life. :) |

DeckardIRL
Gallente Bravehearts Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.11 14:11:00 -
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Edited by: DeckardIRL on 11/01/2007 14:11:20 Was ratting in Catch in a T2 fitted raven while enjoying many double whiskies and a nice bottle of wine... woke up in my egg and then the sudden realisation F#@|< sake.... 
another time was ratting with friends in a brutix.... woke up to find myself 30km from the belt as my corpmates realised I was DUI and bumped me from the field killing the rats as they spawned.... 
in a plex in a supportdom... so last to jump thru.... I didnt make it thru.... corpmates realised (again) and one came back and gang warped me to a safe.... DBT good crew...
I think thats enough.....
Deck
OK one more, was in gang looking for war targets in a Ranis... an hour of flying around and no targets... jumped through a gate and there was this red rax (not flashing) and I went for the kill... started taking hits and thinking there's no way he can be hitting me.... egg time.... aye it was 0.4 thought we were still in 0.0... _____________________________________________
Watchin' the Game.... Havin' a Bud....
I shoot better on Bud.....
Eve Info- All you need to know |

White Bunni
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Posted - 2007.01.12 06:46:00 -
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I play drunk most of the time and done many stupid things. The worst so far was when i used my Damnation to jump my Chimera pilot into a fight. For some reason, i thought it was a good idea to pop the cyno 80km from the station. To make a long story short, I lost both the Damnation and Chimera and that Damnation was fitted with corpum a-type hardners. My corpmates still wont let me live that down .
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xh'duality
Caldari Caldari Luftwaffe Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.01.12 08:14:00 -
[34]
Alcohol+Eve=UberWTFpWnEd (I speak from experience)
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NATMav
F.R.E.E. Explorer EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2007.01.12 16:27:00 -
[35]
I wish people would start reading my IG title when they find me.
"Passed out at gate. Please don't kill me!"
Most recent was just last night. Dozed off ratting, lost Raven and four +4's. 
Originally by: Goberth Ludwig Damn what happens to all those people whose self esteem doesnt depend on eve then?
Oh right, I'm asking in the wrong place
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Shazzakh
Minmatar Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.01.12 17:49:00 -
[36]
Interesting how some people seem to remember what they did while drunk...
Me, I don't remember. -------------- -=In the end, we will all be in the halls of our ancestors.-= |

Dr jekyII
Dark Cartel
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Posted - 2007.01.12 18:06:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Shazzakh Interesting how some people seem to remember what they did while drunk...
Me, I don't remember.
i think its more interesting how the beauty of a women changes. they all look like pamela anderson after few, even the mooose! |

DarknessInc
Minmatar Metalworks THE INTERSTELLAR FOUNDRY
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Posted - 2007.01.12 18:44:00 -
[38]
OKAY! even I got one
I was in Switzerland at the time, when I was in the Huzzah Federation down in Catch.
We had that big, scary Stain Empire POS in FAT-6P, and I had just come home from the nightclub. Alot of tequila, vokda and beer arent good to consume before you play EVE.
I DIDNT PLAN TO! But I didnt anyone. Hopped on TS/Vent, I forgot what it was, and I hear magic words. "Fleet OP"
So I hop on EVE, boot Dark up and IM all AWESOME! I grab my Omen, fit it for just random encounters cuz...It was my loot. And I warp to the POS to wait with the fleet as we grow.
Next thing I remember, I wake up, Im on the inside of FAT-6P station, and my EVEMail is flashing. Burn Eden got me.........somehow...... :(
All of this was at 2 am. DT in Switzerland is at 01:00 in the afternoon
Freighter Sales
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Souvera Corvus
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.01.13 00:08:00 -
[39]
Edited by: Souvera Corvus on 13/01/2007 00:07:08
Originally by: Shazzakh Interesting how some people seem to remember what they did while drunk...
Me, I don't remember.
Me too.
Pub, take-out pizza, more beer and then Eve. Fall asleep and then log.
Wake up and have no idea what happened after the additional beer and pizza. The evidence was clear however judeging by the cans that surrounded the PC.
And now I'm sat at work wondering what the hell I did with my ship last night, did I p**s any of my corpmates off and whether I'll still have the implants.
 "If man does not know to which port he is sailing, no wind is favourable" |

ParMizaN
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.13 00:22:00 -
[40]
Attacked a frig fleet with my dread fitted raven waaay back when they were "teh uber"
not a great idea. Bang. And a lot of loot i had got from npcing as well the previous day :|
Attacked multiple camps with multiple ships, bang.
Worst was probably losing my crusdaer to frig npcs in 0.4 or something because i passed out in a belt.... then subsequently losing about 15 ibises and all the loot :|
dont ask me how, only the deathmails prove it.
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Boldyn
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.01.13 00:29:00 -
[41]
I once got so drunk I realised that people that brag about how drunk they got and what they did then, are infact pretty sad and imature.

- "Death smiles at us all, all a man can do is smile back" |

ParMizaN
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.13 00:38:00 -
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Originally by: Boldyn I once got so drunk I realised that people that brag about how drunk they got and what they did then, are infact pretty sad and imature.

Um, some people find it funny, and in what warped little world would it be bragging?? 
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Kumq uat
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.01.13 01:14:00 -
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I had had a few drinks and was flyin a Taranis outfitted to operate in Deadspace with my friend in his Harpy. We were passing through Taisy and I saw a guy with negative sec in an Apoc so my friend and I started harrasing him as he headed for the gate. We warped with him and kept harrasing him then jumped through with him... right into 0.0 and a gate camp of FE. heh Amazingly I got away but it was a nice OH **** factor.
www.eve-pirate.com author and goat molestor.
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ReePeR McAllem
Amarr The Carebear Stare Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.13 01:14:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Tally Whacker Accidently self destructing my ferox while at a pos. I swear I hit eject.
Wow, that's the most lame and at the same time funniest thing I ever heard!
Tally Whacker> Engages self destruct Tally Whacker> Ut ooh! (At this point one thinks hmm 120secs till Kaboom cancel shall I?) Tally Whacker> Bugger I was too slow!
Ya snooze ya loose.
Rofl
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Boldyn
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.01.13 02:34:00 -
[45]
Originally by: ParMizaN
Originally by: Boldyn I once got so drunk I realised that people that brag about how drunk they got and what they did then, are infact pretty sad and imature.

Um, some people find it funny, and in what warped little world would it be bragging?? 
Then I am happy for some people. What do you want?
- "Death smiles at us all, all a man can do is smile back" |

Bosie
Tenacious Warriors Acquiring Technology
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Posted - 2007.01.13 02:37:00 -
[46]
Shot a friendly warp bubble in ECP-8R as I could not warp and needed to dock before I passed out. This helped start a nice war and also lost me the chance to be a director of the corp I was in.
I logged in the next day to a lot of mails and convos and one Raven with major armor damage.
That was a heavy night.
"There is a forgotten, nay almost forbidden word, which means more to me than any other. That word is ENGLAND."
...Winston |

tiller
MAFIA Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.13 08:33:00 -
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Originally by: Boldyn
Originally by: ParMizaN
Originally by: Boldyn I once got so drunk I realised that people that brag about how drunk they got and what they did then, are infact pretty sad and imature.

Um, some people find it funny, and in what warped little world would it be bragging?? 
Then I am happy for some people. What do you want?
Derailing a thread just because you don't like it ftl...
Yes kids, never drink and drive, CHILD KILLERS ALL OF YA   
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DarkElf
Caldari DJ's Exotic Dancers Escorts
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Posted - 2007.01.13 09:06:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Boldyn I once got so drunk I realised that people that brag about how drunk they got and what they did then, are infact pretty sad and imature.

lol i'd like to know how ppl admitting how stupid they have been constitutes as bragging.
actually i'm surprised the thread got this far without someone trying to ruin ppl having a laugh. not bad. didn't expect it from outbreak though.
DE
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Boldyn
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.01.13 11:05:00 -
[49]
Okay.
What does my personal view on this topic have to do with Outbreak?
Just because you don't feel the same way doesn't mean you have to jump me. It's called a personal view for a reason.
Tiller, that was pretty silly 
I find them funny aswell. Unfortunantly there will always be people that don't get it.
Now would you just carry on? Geez...
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Bosie
Tenacious Warriors Acquiring Technology
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Posted - 2007.01.13 13:13:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Boldyn Okay.
What does my personal view on this topic have to do with Outbreak?
Wearing a corp ticker means that anything you say is a reflection on said corp. Its just the way it is, whether you are expressing a personal view or not.
"There is a forgotten, nay almost forbidden word, which means more to me than any other. That word is ENGLAND."
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Lord Evangelian
LEAP Corp
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Posted - 2007.01.13 14:10:00 -
[51]
WOOT for Setana Manoro, but yeah this is drunk stories.
Worst night for me was coming in after a night out looking for a fight in duripant. I went up to a cruiser that was mining into a jetcan in my incursus and stole 150m3. He turned off his mining lasers and warped to a station. I thought he was running away. he warped back in and started attacking me, I got his shields down but couldnt even scratch his armour. I went pop.
The next day when I looked at the kill mail it was a T2 fitted Arazu.
No wonder I went pop. But I cant help but wonder why if he can fly that is he mining in it, especially into a can...
That will teach me to mess with people when IM drunk LOL
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Abyssal Angel
Caldari Solar Wind Distant Star Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.13 14:42:00 -
[52]
I've gotten into a bad habit of entering EVE after drinks and parties instead of sleeping and recovering.
I was reading all your posts and was just happy I never did anything that bad, I usually just fill our chat channels with drivel about corp mates moms and various human organs.
Then I remembered how I lost a mega a raven and a badger all in the same time, damn.
I was in deep 0.0 (really deep at a deadend system), had a few drinks with my mates and wanted to show them I could drink and make isk .)
Warped the mega (6 mining lasers and tank to permatank the rats) to a belt and grabbed aggro from 3 Bs's, then proceeded to warp a hauler alt out aswell.
Bad guy logged on and popped my haulers badger and I started shoving some drones at him, dunno what ship he was flying, it was small and fast though.
He warps out, heh chicken, and comes back 2 times, I'm not too bothered untill I notice he's logging me down.
I bring out another char in a T2 ratting setup to pop that annoying little vermin.
The instant I hit warp on the Raven his 2 pirate mates show up in a HAC and a Commandship(no names of the ships, too drunk to notice).
Down goes the mega+ podding, and down goes the Raven minus podding.
So lost badger+mega+fittings+raven+ fullset of +3's and some hardwirings. And the worst part was that I was left without a decent npc tanker for some time.
Good stories keep them coming.
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DarkElf
Caldari DJ's Exotic Dancers Escorts
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Posted - 2007.01.13 14:49:00 -
[53]
some funny stories here. i was going to put the teamspeak recording on this thread of me completely trashed, taking my faction fitted nightmare to fight concord because i was annoyed about lag but i think i'll keep that one to myself
DE
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Ma'lice
Minmatar The Kennels
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Posted - 2007.01.13 14:55:00 -
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6:44 am. still drunk withmaybe 2 shots of brandy left. Still awake. A bit cold atm. A little tired and my cats asleep in my lap.
I logged out about 13:15 EVE time becausde local was bugged and I haven't logged back in, yet.
I'm debating whether to log in, watch a movie I rented last night, or go to sleep.
Either way I'm gonna finish my last two shots. Maybe write on my cats face with a flourescent maarker. then decide on a movie or logging in, or going to sleep.
Originally by: Portios Smith
1 v 1 are like sex, be selective or catch a bug 
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Ma'lice
Minmatar The Kennels
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Posted - 2007.01.13 15:16:00 -
[55]
HAPPPY NEW YEAR!
Originally by: Portios Smith
1 v 1 are like sex, be selective or catch a bug 
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Ma'lice
Minmatar The Kennels
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Posted - 2007.01.13 15:29:00 -
[56]
Well I went rummaging in my bar and, gues what I found, yep about half of a 750ml bottle of my favorite Brandy. So I think I'll just be logging in now.
Originally by: Portios Smith
1 v 1 are like sex, be selective or catch a bug 
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DarkElf
Caldari DJ's Exotic Dancers Escorts
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Posted - 2007.01.13 15:34:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Ma'lice Well I went rummaging in my bar and, gues what I found, yep about half of a 750ml bottle of my favorite Brandy. So I think I'll just be logging in now.
  are you sure you've only been drinking?
DE
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Audemed
Evisceration. Storm Armada
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Posted - 2007.01.14 00:41:00 -
[58]
Ooh, hostile in local, I'll bait him with my sacrelige...undock....zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Thankfully, i woke up to find i still had a sacrelige, as he thought i was bait that was ACTUALLY AWAKE O.o
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Amarr Emperor
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Posted - 2007.01.14 11:53:00 -
[59]
6 x0,5l beer in my main: I was crashing my phoon in an Cosmosmission,drunk and than docked at a station and jumped in a rookieship.I hit the AP to a place somewhere deep in 0.0,my ship goes boom so the pod too...blackout...gave all my stuff to an unknown pilot,ship,modules and isk... The day after i checked my mailbox: Got podded 5 times in an rookieship in deep 0.0 and looked at my skillsheet to train further:5 times IvI 5 skillreduction,that was a very hard lesson and that makes the difference to other games.I could`t fly for a long time ships i had skilled for. Well to make this short:I had almost most all my gear and isk back and recovered from my stupidness. Don`t drink and drive
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Lobster Man
e X i l e
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Posted - 2007.01.14 21:38:00 -
[60]
I was doing some ratting after a night of heavy drinking. I'm not sure what exactly I was thinking, but I decided it would be good to watch a movie while I was sitting at a belt with rats firing on me. So I finally come to and realize what an idiot I was being. When I turn back to my eve window, I find me sitting in a pod next to a dread guristas NPC- a corpmate later said that the same DG dropped an invuln field and BCS. So not only did I lose a megathron, I missed out on about 450m in DG loot.
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Rail Duke
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Posted - 2007.01.14 22:27:00 -
[61]
Edited by: Rail Duke on 14/01/2007 22:23:11
Originally by: Amarr Emperor 6 x0,5l beer in my main Quote:
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTWEEEEEEEIGHHHHHHTTTTTT
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When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that will name everything: The Ibm stellarsphere, The Microsoft galaxy, Planet Starbucks.
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Vind1cator
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Posted - 2007.01.16 17:23:00 -
[62]
Playing eve drunk or stoned is very dangerous. I have attacked Concord/starbases/stargates/my own gangmembers/ ejected from a ship and lost it.
Don't fly under the influence!
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.16 17:29:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Vind1cator Playing eve drunk or stoned is very dangerous. I have attacked Concord/starbases/stargates/my own gangmembers/ ejected from a ship and lost it.
Don't fly under the influence!
Any screenies of you webbing a station? Best Dressed Corp of 2006 and 2007! -Marcus TheMartin Marcus Thinks Eve who knew!? |

snakebreath
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Posted - 2007.01.16 23:01:00 -
[64]
Playing Eve while drinking beer go hand and hand imo. Matter of fact, I would open one now if I had one.
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Benglada
Infinitus Odium Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.17 05:26:00 -
[65]
Jumping into highsec in a vagabond.....and being outlaw. :( ---------------------------
Originally by: Arkanor
0.0 is the Final Frontier. Bring money and friends.
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Aduna
Ore Mongers SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.17 14:06:00 -
[66]
i'm not sure what's worse: the amount of people posting in this thread, or the stories that occur as a result of drunken Eveness. 
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La Muerte
Amarr Quantum Leap
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Posted - 2007.01.17 16:30:00 -
[67]
Made a few drunken mistakes as well....
One time while drunk and traveling in 0.0 i noticed a camp when i warped to a gate. So of course , i jump the gate (or so i thought). Instead i warp back to my previous gate , and keep jumping back and forth between the camped gate and the other gate , all the time thinking the guys are following me (wow , how do these battleships get here so fast?).
Meanwhile the campers are puzzled , asking me in local if i'm crazy or something. Me ignoring local of course coz i'm supposed to be racing towards empire,with a bunch of killers on my tail(not!). After the 6th time i warp to their gate they popped me of course....
Another classic one: 'Hey La Muerte , don't jump , gate's being camped'.Apparently , when i'm drunk , i get curious.POP.
My last one (very expensive one) was to check what would happen if you jumpclone in the same station.I read somewhere you lose your jumclone if you do that.Gotta see that.... (A real drunk, of course ,ignores warning messages , coz he can't read anymore). Bye bye very expensive implants...  Lost a full set of +4's (of which one was a +4wpr/+5% speed), +5% to all laser damage , +5% repair , ...
These days when i'm drunk i stay docked and just chat. I won't even start a factory job , afraid to trash an irreplacable BPO.
Keep 'em coming , people 
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Frit Burt
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Posted - 2007.01.17 23:58:00 -
[68]
when i get drunk i dont remember what i do. but i once logged in too eve with a hangover and not being able to remember anything. but 200m richer and a eve mail saying thanks for last night from te person who sent me 200mill. i felt so dirty.
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Talon Calais
Gallente Nubs. Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.01.18 01:42:00 -
[69]
Bought a blasterthron + kit in the wildlands with one of my alts for this toon while living in Syndicate.
That was 8 months ago, and the ship still resides where I bought it.
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White Aero
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Posted - 2007.01.18 04:22:00 -
[70]
Well, First off Dark Elf has been the life of TS during his drunkin rants!!!
After a night af hard drinking I decided to do an empire module round-up...this led to me trashing a high ME moros BPC that was in a escrow package....
Another time I decided that I could, in my alchoholic wisdom, easly take out a hostile fleet conisisting of 3 bs's, 2 recons, and multiple BC's and cruisers; after all I was in my UBER-DOMI. I even believe Dark Elf was yelling for me to turn around. Needless to say...POP goes t2 fitted Domi. All I hear is Dark Elf...I TOLD YOU SO!!!!
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Mahu
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Posted - 2007.01.18 13:32:00 -
[71]
I was having a fair few beers one friday night, the preceeding days me and my mate had been moving in to Geminate for some 0.0 piracy dropping caps with supplys in safe spots and the like. I'd allready found a nice spot and killed a couple of locals using my rather tasty faction fitted a/c Machariel so things were looking great. My mate needed a scout to get passed a couple of bad systems so I used my alt in his falcon to scout for him. As I passed through one system some guy was convoing me as he knew me from a while back so I was chatting with him, scouting and then decided to do a little ratting thanks to my alcohol fueled over confidence.....
Anyway as the convesation progressed and thanks to my drunkeness I got a little carried away, ratting chating scouting turned in to chatting chatting chatting....and then I remembered my machariel!
Flipping back to my other client you can imagine my horror all I saw was my blinking pod. I had a wee bit of a tantrum and logged off in disgust... 20 minutes later I logged on as I realised I'd forgotten to pick up what was left of my can. That cost me about 1.2 Billion isk.
I'd like to say never again but I've lost several vagabonds whilst drunk one even attacking an NPCing raven where I forgot to warp out when I was taking too much damage. Now I just don't bother having expensive ships or faction mods because I know what'll happen.
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MECHcore
Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency
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Posted - 2007.01.18 19:16:00 -
[72]
Im from Belgium and my title "beer me" says enough 
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Calderio
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.01.18 23:25:00 -
[73]
back in the day i went threw a gate camp in jita about 3 times, i got podded twice, i was so drunk i just didnt care
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DarkElf
Caldari DJ's Exotic Dancers Escorts
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Posted - 2007.01.19 00:22:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Calderio back in the day i went threw a gate camp in jita about 3 times, i got podded twice, i was so drunk i just didnt care
hell that's what i'm talking about. whe ur drunk you think hell it's jsut a game, what the hell!
that's what it's all about.
then regret it in the morning 
but it's all fun. keep em coming...
DE
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DeckardIRL
Bravehearts Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.29 15:16:00 -
[75]
only 3 pages .... there must be more than this..... 
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