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DarkElf
Caldari DJ's Exotic Dancers Escorts
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Posted - 2007.01.10 14:34:00 -
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Ok so ppl who know me are quite aware that i'm not afraid of pvp'ing or generally playing eve after a few pints.
I have had quite a few near misses in expensive ships while drunk nearly jumping into high sec in a nightmare etc and i'm guessing i'm not alone there.
My latest annoyance was recently while i was what can only be described as battered, meaning to unplug a cheap hardwiring implant to replace it with a decent one and accidently unplugging a dam slave arrrg
Then to top it off i was installing the last quite expensive rig on my hyperion only to find i plugged the wrong one in and now can't remove it without destroying all 3 of them, being faced with either buying a new ship and replacing all 3 rigs, or repacking it and replacing all 3 rigs.
So my plee is for ccp to install breathalisers on concord ships and have them in low sec.
What is the biggest loss you have sustained while under the influence if any?
DE
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Alliaanna Dalaii
Gallente Does Not Compute
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Posted - 2007.01.10 14:40:00 -
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#Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
#Flying my ship into YOU, lol. "Dont warp to belt VII-1" sounds very much like "DO warp to belt VII-1" when your drunk. I also gang warped in that poor Prophecy pilot with me to his death bless him When you come out of warp surrounded by a swarm of small ships you know your ****** Bye Bye tech II fitted Geddon.
#Self destructing my pod and my bloody implants in a drunken tantrum because no targets where coming through my camp 
Beer & Wine are bad 
Alliaanna DNC Treasure Hunt !!
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Major Stormer
Caldari Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency
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Posted - 2007.01.10 14:49:00 -
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Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii #Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
#Flying my ship into YOU, lol. "Dont warp to belt VII-1" sounds very much like "DO warp to belt VII-1" when your drunk. I also gang warped in that poor Prophecy pilot with me to his death bless him When you come out of warp surrounded by a swarm of small ships you know your ****** Bye Bye tech II fitted Geddon.
#Self destructing my pod and my bloody implants in a drunken tantrum because no targets where coming through my camp 
Beer & Wine are bad 
Alliaanna
  That was awesome thanks 
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DarkElf
Caldari DJ's Exotic Dancers Escorts
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Posted - 2007.01.10 14:57:00 -
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Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii
#Flying my ship into YOU, lol. "Dont warp to belt VII-1" sounds very much like "DO warp to belt VII-1" when your drunk. I also gang warped in that poor Prophecy pilot with me to his death bless him When you come out of warp surrounded by a swarm of small ships you know your ****** Bye Bye tech II fitted Geddon.
Alliaanna
i remember that well. remembered the funny chat in local after. " ah don't warp in" lol
yeah geddon vs a bunch of af's doesn't fair so well.
well it seems it's not just me which is reassuring.
any more for any more?
DE
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Dark Astiria
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Posted - 2007.01.10 14:59:00 -
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Originally by: DarkElf
nearly jumping into high sec in a nightmare etc
lmfao
weren't you the fella that them lemmings from eve radio were attacking with like 100 noob frigs or summat recently in BWF?
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Beef Hardslab
The 5 Amigo's LLC. New Eden Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.01.10 15:03:00 -
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Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii #Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
OMG that is the funniest ****. Did you have the alt running on another monitor? I can just see it - you look on your main and see some silly noob coming through your gate in a hauler. ATTACK!
You look on your alt's screen, and you're like "Damn gatecamp... warp warp warp ****!"
Then you realize... through the drunken haze...
That's just classic. That's sig material there.
  
Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
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Baron Oxes
Hypermagic Mountain
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Posted - 2007.01.10 15:22:00 -
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Bought a Hookbill to mess around with, but was generally cautious about putting it in situations where real people would get a shot at it.
Got drunk, started a fight with a few cruisers, ship got blown up - approx. 40mil down. Woke up in the morning feeling rough, logged in, completely forgot about the whole getting blown up thing and was about to petition for a vanishing ship, then remembered - priceless : )
That being said, all the times I've been drunk have been good fun - and piecing together what happened in the morning too.
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DarkElf
Caldari DJ's Exotic Dancers Escorts
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Posted - 2007.01.10 15:22:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Astiria
Originally by: DarkElf
nearly jumping into high sec in a nightmare etc
lmfao
weren't you the fella that them lemmings from eve radio were attacking with like 100 noob frigs or summat recently in BWF?
lol yeah that was me. they actually made me run my armour rep once. was quite impressed. such a funny night that was.
DE
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Donovan Killar
Caldari Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.10 16:18:00 -
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Utterly trashed one night I did a little trade run in a shuttle bringing some skill books to low sec. Dropped them off created a sell orderąfor half the price I bought them for. Then undocked warped to the gate back to high sec. Jumpedą.. WTF? How is the a gate camp iną ūPOP!! goes my shuttle- hi sec!!! What is goingą ūPOP goes my pod- ąoną it wasnĘt until the next day when I read the kill mail that I realized I really had jumped to 0.0ą
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tiller
MAFIA Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.10 17:36:00 -
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Gate camping in officer fitted rattlesnake, engage blob and zoom overview out only to find rest of gang had left some time before...
Rattlesnake goes boom.
BEER = BAD MKAY 
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Rico Naginata
Catalyst Reaction Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.10 17:40:00 -
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tried to gatecamp in a blackbird 
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LittleTerror
Caldari Cremation Of Care
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Posted - 2007.01.10 18:24:00 -
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Falling asleep at a safespot in a T2 fitted raven, waking up a few hours later with drool down the side of my face Looking at the inside of a station over 25 jumps away with no ship. Thinking "Oh FFS I'm off to bed my neck hurts" then feeling ****ed off in the morning when I realise what had happened 
Attacking a domi befor the ECM nerf solo outside a station in egg, just to try out T2 torps, yeah real smart move  
Jumping into highsec but only in a T1 frig mind but still drunkeness was the cause of that one also 
Beer + Eve is BAD |

Wilhelm Beck
Tritanium Workers Union
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Posted - 2007.01.10 18:35:00 -
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i a have a bad tendency to go out come back and get my self popped and/or podded within docking range of a station.
Wilhelm> Hey guys im gonna undock and see if i can get away. camp> did he just say that in local? Wilhelm> holy crap, there are a lot of you out there!!1 camp> only 3 (or 2 or 21 or 75)
Then comes a lot of chat where I discuss various things with them, and generally hang out. this is usually the point where I go get a new beer.
eventually some one else comes along and makes the whole thing that much more fun. Eventually, they ask me why i haven't escaped.
then:
Wilhelm> Hey guys I'm gonna undock and see if i can get away. New guy> good luck.
At this point i start to move to soon giving me a 30 second countdown to redock, fail to escape, get warp scrambled, and poof goes my ship.
Wilhelm> well that went well. NewGuy> You got away? Wilhelm> Not exactly...
I used to then get podded here. But, now I have the where withall to save my pod most of the time. Emphasis on most of the time.
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T'Renn
Vale Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2007.01.10 19:32:00 -
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I'm a little embarrassed to admit this, but if it's evening in my time zone (or late night) and I'm on Eve chances are that I'm drunk and / or under the influence of other things. Just like when sober, I generally do dumb things and spam corp chat with mindless drivel so it's not much of a difference at all.
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Stripminer01
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Posted - 2007.01.10 20:17:00 -
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For some reason I become utterly lethal. All my friends can attest that my main char becomes a killing machine and a good laff on TS too when the alcohol flows. I guess it's all about removing those usual aversions to risk taking :)
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Vodka Neat
Vendetta Underground Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.01.10 20:46:00 -
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If my name doesn't give it away I too have done the drunk eve thing. Worst was figuring I would test my T2 fitted ratting raven's tank by randomly flying to a POS. Perfect I am not in too much trouble start to align 10 seconds okay I am happy with my setup warp. Message -you can't warp retard you are scammbled- oops forgot about that part. Lasted another 10-15 seconds and got to see a very expensive explosion. |

Leviathan9
Gallente Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2007.01.10 21:32:00 -
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Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii #Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
#Flying my ship into YOU, lol. "Dont warp to belt VII-1" sounds very much like "DO warp to belt VII-1" when your drunk. I also gang warped in that poor Prophecy pilot with me to his death bless him When you come out of warp surrounded by a swarm of small ships you know your ****** Bye Bye tech II fitted Geddon.
#Self destructing my pod and my bloody implants in a drunken tantrum because no targets where coming through my camp 
Beer & Wine are bad 
Alliaanna
Don't forget that Sac you lost when you were drunk, you attacked someone on a gate and sentries just popped you lol. Bit too drunk to tank hehe.
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LUKKAT
Gallente Decisive Outcomes
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Posted - 2007.01.10 22:11:00 -
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alcohol affected events in eve for me
attacked a minning op in 0.6 and lost my shiny deimos (was like wtf that brutix is pwning my ass then notice concord flashing near by)
attacked a hauler in 0.2 in claw at a gate thinking i was in 0.0
trashed 10 megas i had stockpiled in low sec while deciding to do a hanger clean up at 4 in the morning and after consuming a few too many bourbons
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noktamid
Bambooule
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Posted - 2007.01.10 23:09:00 -
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not alcohol, but not enough sleep....
in the morning after getting up a wanted to break a mission (escrow) package. but i clicked 'trash it'. didnt notice the warning.
afterwards i was wondering where my fully fitted arazu is...
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Speed Devil
Caldari Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.10 23:30:00 -
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Edited by: Speed Devil on 10/01/2007 23:29:04 my biggest loss was a dominix when i was drunk...
i wanted to see how long a dominix could last against the sentrys if i filled all lows with rolled tungstens.
it took so long that i fell asleep and eventually got blown up 
another loss was when i ransomed the station but i had such a blackout i dont even know what ship it was 
Originally by: Merkanas To people who can't understand: there are rules and there are morals, don't get them confused. If rules allow it and you have no moral objection, by all means... have fun. 
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Tally Whacker
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Posted - 2007.01.10 23:37:00 -
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Accidently self destructing my ferox while at a pos. I swear I hit eject.
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gettosmurf
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Posted - 2007.01.11 00:37:00 -
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While under the combined influence of VODKA and GATORADE, I bought a Vigilant and fittet it for PVP, and went out for a hunt in lowsec.
Found a target pretty fast, a covetor with a ferox as a guard, locked the ferox and MWD'd to orbit(BC always looks better than mining barge on the killmail), not realising that none of my tech II blasters had gone online automaticly during the fitting process and that I had forgotten all my drones.
After a while reinforcements arrived to assist the Ferox. I only had time to put two guns online(damn those 95% requirements) before my armor broke and my Vigilant went POOF
I have not played EVE drunk since.
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Yonos
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Posted - 2007.01.11 07:34:00 -
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Mining ice goes a lot faster after drinking. Not quite safe (0.0) but faster.
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Phelan Lore
Sniggerdly
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Posted - 2007.01.11 07:46:00 -
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Bought and then lost my first vagabond.
Sniggwaffe is recruiting |

Alliaanna Dalaii
Gallente Does Not Compute
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Posted - 2007.01.11 08:36:00 -
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Originally by: Leviathan9
Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii #Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
#Flying my ship into YOU, lol. "Dont warp to belt VII-1" sounds very much like "DO warp to belt VII-1" when your drunk. I also gang warped in that poor Prophecy pilot with me to his death bless him When you come out of warp surrounded by a swarm of small ships you know your ****** Bye Bye tech II fitted Geddon.
#Self destructing my pod and my bloody implants in a drunken tantrum because no targets where coming through my camp 
Beer & Wine are bad 
Alliaanna
Don't forget that Sac you lost when you were drunk, you attacked someone on a gate and sentries just popped you lol. Bit too drunk to tank hehe.
Your forgetting the key point on this one.
It was an afk bob shuttle I shot a bloody SHUTTLE !!
Shot it, laughed... sat there.... waited, waited, oh yeah ? sentries... Bang  
Alliaanna DNC Treasure Hunt !!
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DarkElf
Caldari DJ's Exotic Dancers Escorts
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Posted - 2007.01.11 08:43:00 -
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Originally by: tiller Gate camping in officer fitted rattlesnake, engage blob and zoom overview out only to find rest of gang had left some time before...
Rattlesnake goes boom.
BEER = BAD MKAY 
ouch!
DE
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Chaca
Gallente The Renegade Order
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Posted - 2007.01.11 09:26:00 -
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My two worst so far:
-falling asleep at my desk in a T2 fitted blasterrax right at a gate in low sec. woke up in station.
-I was so hammered one night that after jumping to a 0.2 system i thought I saw cargo cans getting popped. I launched my drones from the brutix in order to sniff out this cloaked ship. Well the cargo cans were 15+km away and I needed to get my drones out there to hopefully decloak this ship. So I attacked the cans with the drones. Didn't realize what was happening until I was in structure. without the hardeners turned on and the repper going, Brutix's dont tank sentries too well.
-Chaca
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Setana Manoro
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2007.01.11 11:04:00 -
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Edited by: Setana Manoro on 11/01/2007 11:01:54 The night i sold my old char i went out with him in a 0.8 in gallente space. As the buyer was right next to me i tried to show him what he can do. I blew up 55k of ore from under the nose of some guy, and 2 minutes later i had a Hurricane incoming who was pretty ****ed. Obviously i tried to take him out, but wouldn't you know it, Exp damage on shields is not that good and his nos was hurting - small nos i think. Luckily he had no tacklin abilities so i managed to get away. Later on I explained that I wanted to ransom the ore for 500k ISK - explained to some locals, and soon after I had Megathron + Hurricane trying to bait me in a many vs 1 which they called 1vs1. In a drunken haze i picked up the can and engaged the Megathron, trying to pop his 3 EMP and 2 Thermal heavy drones. After popping his drones, the Hurricane engaged but because he was in a different corp and he disregarded the Concord message, he got concorded - nice loot btw. 10 minutes later i am still fighting the mega, trying everything to keep transversal up despite his 90% webber, and managed with 1 reload of the guns to get his shields at 50%, at which point he warps away. I suspected he had stabbs so i warped right next to him - lucky guess, and again tackled him with my 2 points scrambler. Again he warps to the station and docks, proving he had 2+ stabbs fitted. In the meantime though the Hurricane guy undocks in an Incursus fitted with 280mm arty and tries to go for the loot from his wreck, obviously he got concorded ... again. So to end the night and the 2.5l bottle of wine, rifter vs megathron + hurricane ended in : - hurricane concorded - megathron warping away in shame ... twice - incursus concorded - 10-12 mil in loot for me - woot :)
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Alliaanna Dalaii
Gallente Does Not Compute
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Posted - 2007.01.11 11:19:00 -
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Originally by: Setana Manoro Edited by: Setana Manoro on 11/01/2007 11:01:54 The night i sold my old char i went out with him in a 0.8 in gallente space. As the buyer was right next to me i tried to show him what he can do. I blew up 55k of ore from under the nose of some guy, and 2 minutes later i had a Hurricane incoming who was pretty ****ed. Obviously i tried to take him out, but wouldn't you know it, Exp damage on shields is not that good and his nos was hurting - small nos i think. Luckily he had no tacklin abilities so i managed to get away. Later on I explained that I wanted to ransom the ore for 500k ISK - explained to some locals, and soon after I had Megathron + Hurricane trying to bait me in a many vs 1 which they called 1vs1. In a drunken haze i picked up the can and engaged the Megathron, trying to pop his 3 EMP and 2 Thermal heavy drones. After popping his drones, the Hurricane engaged but because he was in a different corp and he disregarded the Concord message, he got concorded - nice loot btw. 10 minutes later i am still fighting the mega, trying everything to keep transversal up despite his 90% webber, and managed with 1 reload of the guns to get his shields at 50%, at which point he warps away. I suspected he had stabbs so i warped right next to him - lucky guess, and again tackled him with my 2 points scrambler. Again he warps to the station and docks, proving he had 2+ stabbs fitted. In the meantime though the Hurricane guy undocks in an Incursus fitted with 280mm arty and tries to go for the loot from his wreck, obviously he got concorded ... again. So to end the night and the 2.5l bottle of wine, rifter vs megathron + hurricane ended in : - hurricane concorded - megathron warping away in shame ... twice - incursus concorded - 10-12 mil in loot for me - woot :)
Did you even read Elfypoo's post ? 
Alliaanna DNC Treasure Hunt !!
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PCaBoo
Newbies On Xstacy
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Posted - 2007.01.11 11:20:00 -
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Lost my T2 fitted Raven to a pair of merlins while totally hammered, I don't even think I fired on them. I just sat at the station yelling at my monitor. Docked after my raven went boom, jumped into a spare raven I had. Put in some drones and fit 4 smartbombs. Undocked and let the drones out, then started setting off smartbombs. Bad idea, didn't fit a shield booster or anything, just drones and smarties. Sentries-Pop. So I lost 2 ravens to 2 merlins. I undocked in a 3rd spare raven, but fitted it with a sb. Podded both of them, redocked, and went to bed. Woke up with a huge hangover and a lot of anger.
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