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lmmortalist
lmmortality Associates
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Posted - 2015.11.30 18:22:14 -
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Since Eve is kill and dieing I thought of this thread and the discussion ensuing. What would you do as the last subscribing player of Eve? Personally I think I would head to 0.0 asteroid belts to mine arkonor without the risk of being ganked. |
Gajin Sensei
Jita Liberum
141
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Posted - 2015.11.30 18:24:14 -
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I'd resub just to come catalyst gank you dirty carebear. |
Cidanel Afuran
Static-Noise
Upholders
441
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Posted - 2015.11.30 18:25:02 -
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this thread is going places |
Neuntausend
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
405
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Posted - 2015.11.30 18:25:13 -
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blue doughnut. |
Proeliator Bahis
Fistful of Finns
Paisti Syndicate
0
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Posted - 2015.11.30 18:27:00 -
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I would fly Titan afk autopilot through the whole sov null |
Samwise Everquest
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
FETID
164
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Posted - 2015.11.30 18:27:31 -
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I wouldn't rest until every player owned structure was burnt to the ground.
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps looking for work. Pras Phil.
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Markus Reese
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
782
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Posted - 2015.11.30 18:36:58 -
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Samwise Everquest wrote:I wouldn't rest until every player owned structure was burnt to the ground.
I would resub to join you
To quote Lfod Shi
The ratting itself is PvE. Getting away with it is PvP.
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Chainsaw Plankton
Signal Cartel
EvE-Scout Enclave
2110
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Posted - 2015.11.30 18:39:14 -
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**** it I finally quit
@ChainsawPlankto
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Otso Bakarti
Filial Pariahs
495
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Posted - 2015.11.30 19:20:21 -
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g r r r r Goons.
(I stole that line.)
Paranoia strikes deep....
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Markus Reese
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
782
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Posted - 2015.11.30 19:22:14 -
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Oooh, got a good one.
I would write "I win" with depots on Jita undock
To quote Lfod Shi
The ratting itself is PvE. Getting away with it is PvP.
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Malbona Pomon
Petulant Luddite GmbH
7
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Posted - 2015.11.30 19:51:36 -
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Live stream flying around the universe with the EvE music in the background, then just before the final downtime, switch to "Wish you were here", self destruct and float in space. |
Markus Reese
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
783
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Posted - 2015.11.30 20:24:01 -
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Malbona Pomon wrote:Live stream flying around the universe with the EvE music in the background, then just before the final downtime, switch to "Wish you were here", self destruct and float in space.
Now I am sad... I would have the following song but instead of self destruct, I would get into a 50mn svipul, aim myself towards the new eden anomaly and just burn...
Edit: Note, picture is not mine, but saw it and thought, that is exactly the image I want in my mind if I was the last person logging off of eve for the last time.
To quote Lfod Shi
The ratting itself is PvE. Getting away with it is PvP.
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Shallanna Yassavi
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
44
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Posted - 2015.11.30 22:15:30 -
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Park an alt in every system to finally explore all those things nobody's ever seen before.
Since I'd be the last sub, nobody would care.
A signature :o
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Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
1047
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Posted - 2015.11.30 22:26:22 -
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Jet-can art in Jita: A gigantic middle finger, of course. And... another piece of art, the topmost can of which I would shoot with fireworks 
Forum-unbanned since 2011.10.20.
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Chainsaw Plankton
Signal Cartel
EvE-Scout Enclave
2112
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Posted - 2015.11.30 22:36:33 -
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Nerath Naaris wrote:And... another piece of art, the topmost can of which I would shoot with fireworks
or you could sit at the "top" of that bit of art, and place another can like 50km above it and shoot snowballs....
@ChainsawPlankto
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Markus Reese
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
784
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Posted - 2015.11.30 22:40:11 -
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Nerath Naaris wrote:Jet-can art in Jita: A gigantic middle finger, of course. And... another piece of art, the topmost can of which I would shoot with fireworks
Ummm.... why wait until then. Hell, lets get peeps and do it now!!!
To quote Lfod Shi
The ratting itself is PvE. Getting away with it is PvP.
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Pryce Caesar
Cloak and Daggers
Fidelas Constans
25
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Posted - 2015.11.30 22:50:37 -
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I would explore all the remaining uncharted space of EVE Online, making it a life-long mission to unlock all the mysteries of the universe that all everyone else who stopped playing left to collect dust. |
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat
Working Stiffs
5554
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Posted - 2015.11.30 23:46:30 -
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I'm betting Chribba and Dr Caymus will be last.
Chribba won't notice, because he's out mining, and Dr Caymus won't notice because he's still playing the skill queue.
EVE Death-O-Meter |
Bael Vulpes
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.12.01 01:39:18 -
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Fly nude. |
Hengle Teron
Order In Disorder
Virtus Crusade Protectorate
59209
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Posted - 2015.12.01 02:06:08 -
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Tau Cabalander wrote:I'm betting Chribba and Dr Caymus will be last. Chribba won't notice, because he's out mining, and Dr Caymus won't notice because he's still playing the skill queue. EVE Death-O-Meter
mandatory: Eve is dying. |
Hal Morsh
Hmmzor.
Muffins of Mayhem
448
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Posted - 2015.12.01 02:22:09 -
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I recently wanted to record some manual piloting an in algos near one of those bobbing tentacley drone station things that flails about.
Dun'Gal > Hal is simply an imperfect ai, though if drunkeness ever gets programmed into ai's I foresee both a hilarious and tragic end to humanity.
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Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
9612
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Posted - 2015.12.01 03:28:59 -
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As the last remaining player of EVE, I would hang my head in shame for being the last remaining player in EVE.
Mr Epeen 
There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass!
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Caleb Seremshur
Gladiators of Rage
RAZOR Alliance
701
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Posted - 2015.12.01 04:20:32 -
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lmmortalist wrote:Since Eve is kill and dieing I thought of this thread and the discussion ensuing. What would you do as the last subscribing player of Eve? Personally I think I would head to 0.0 asteroid belts to mine arkonor without the risk of being ganked.
You come to the sobering realization that you lost the game, because you were the only person who couldn't move on.
Being the last man standing isn't victory, it's prison.
Veteran and solo/small gang PVP advocate.
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Chopper Rollins
Lantean Empire
1144
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Posted - 2015.12.01 04:46:40 -
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lmmortalist wrote:.... . I would head to 0.0 asteroid belts to mine arkonor without the risk of being ganked.
In 0.0 it's called being killed.
As the last player there would be no suicide ganking, only suicide express.
You can mine arkonor all damn day in nullsec, praying for someone to come keep you company, but they don't.
Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.
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Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
41022
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Posted - 2015.12.01 05:00:09 -
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Contract all the things to UAE.
Would be the ultimate troll.
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
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Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
675
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Posted - 2015.12.01 05:24:52 -
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I don't know. Maybe park all of my **** right outside Jita 4-4 undock. Just a whole bunch of empty ships and floating containers, all sitting right outside the last place I would leave them like that...
...then, I'd probably show up in a (if caps/supers ever get allowed back in High) Titan with one of the new DD's, or (if not) simply a smart bomb battleship and glass it all, and finally I'd shoot at the station to force CONCORD's hands one last time! Either that, or simply highlight everything in assets, right-click, click on "Trash it", then "Okay", then I would just log off for the last time.
First idea just seems a bit more fun but take a bit to set up, where as the second would likely be easier and simpler. It'd be which ever I'm in the mood for at that moment.
"Tomahawks?"
"----in' A, right?"
"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."
"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
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Knitram Relik
Atomic Amish
4
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Posted - 2015.12.01 08:23:30 -
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Autopilot a 50 bil Charon thru Uedama. Then uninstall Eve and wait for No Man's Sky to finally release. |
lmmortalist
lmmortality Associates
124
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Posted - 2015.12.01 10:12:32 -
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Chopper Rollins wrote:lmmortalist wrote:.... . I would head to 0.0 asteroid belts to mine arkonor without the risk of being ganked. In 0.0 it's called being killed. As the last player there would be no suicide ganking, only suicide express. You can mine arkonor all damn day in nullsec, praying for someone to come keep you company, but they don't.
Newsflash: not all ganking is suicide ganking in high sec. |
FT Diomedes
The Graduates
1972
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Posted - 2015.12.01 15:19:08 -
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Markus Reese wrote:Malbona Pomon wrote:Live stream flying around the universe with the EvE music in the background, then just before the final downtime, switch to "Wish you were here", self destruct and float in space. Now I am sad... I would have the following song but instead of self destruct, I would get into a 50mn svipul, aim myself towards the new eden anomaly and just burn... Edit: Note, picture is not mine, but saw it and thought, that is exactly the image I want in my mind if I was the last person logging off of eve for the last time.
I never played that game, but that song is very moving.
CCP should add more NPC 0.0 space to open it up and liven things up: the Stepping Stones project.
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La Rynx
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
453
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Posted - 2015.12.01 15:40:14 -
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Switch off the lights and close the door behind me.
Atomic Virulent : "You can't spell DOUCHE. without CODE."
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Austex II
Bros Before Holes
0
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Posted - 2015.12.01 15:48:02 -
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I'd finally be at the top of the list for all market orders and it'd stay there. |
Atrum Pontifex
Viziam
Amarr Empire
16
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Posted - 2015.12.01 16:41:23 -
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I would PVP against my alt and stream it |
Poddington Bare
Angur Therapy
3
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Posted - 2015.12.01 16:42:04 -
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As the last player, there would be nobody left to buy your stuff. So mining in null and so on would probably be a little bit pointless. The only thing that would make any sense would be exploration, in the true sense of the word in trying to uncover the really hidden cool stuff.
So, my answer would be...exploration. Naked. Which is how I usually do it.
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DaReaper
Net 7
2674
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Posted - 2015.12.01 16:53:24 -
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Practical:
i would immediatly attemtp to negotiate wiht ccp for the source and data files of eve online. if i got them, i would then do a kick starter to bring eve back form the dead and restart it/hire people to fix the issues eve has had over the years.
EVE is forever, no way in hades will i let it die(truly) without a fight.
Non practical. I'd Self destruct every ship i had after i spend the time remaning RFing every sov structure in game, thus completing the blue doughnut.
OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!
Yes i am optimistic about eve.. i'm giving it till dec 31st 2016 before i doom n gloom
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Dornier Pfeil
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2015.12.01 17:44:13 -
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FT Diomedes wrote:
I never played that game, but that song is very moving.
You might like the Russian Easter Festival Overture by Rimsky-Korsakov. |
Trevor Dalech
We pooped on your lawn
Resonance.
191
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Posted - 2015.12.01 17:47:18 -
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lmmortalist wrote:I think I would head to 0.0 asteroid belts to mine
You would WHAT?!?!?!
While the thought of committing suicide if EVE died crossed my mind (and flitted away rather quickly... I like life!) a death by excruciating boredom is the last method I would have come up with. |
Arec Bardwin
1909
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Posted - 2015.12.01 21:14:07 -
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Jettison shuttles on jita undock until the node crashed |
Merovee
Gorthaur Legion
Imperium Mordor
167
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Posted - 2015.12.01 21:18:49 -
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Fly to Iceland and **** on the monument. 
Empire, the next new world order.
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
9455
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Posted - 2015.12.01 21:48:56 -
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Have an in-game threesome with CAM and Cat O'ninetails (who I'm convinced are the same people, in which case things are going to get schizophrenically interesting)
Got a HoleySheet1 corpse? I'll buy it for 200m!
Bumble's Space Log
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Arthur Aihaken
CODE.d
4779
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Posted - 2015.12.02 07:11:38 -
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Find a way to get banned. 
I am currently away, traveling through time and will be returning last week.
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Orgah
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
10
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Posted - 2015.12.02 08:14:54 -
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Five minutes before server goes down, log into empty Jita, make my alt send me all her ISK and honestly double them. |
Cervix Thumper
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
59
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Posted - 2015.12.02 14:23:57 -
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buy CCP's assets during the fire sale and start it again |
Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
980
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Posted - 2015.12.02 17:45:52 -
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Go to the New Eden system and burn towards the EvE Gate.
The final journey to the unreachable destination.
Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format.
Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......
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Lulu Lunette
Akheteru Integrated Astrometrics
Hedonistic Imperative
130
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Posted - 2015.12.02 18:13:43 -
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As the last remaining player of Eve I would ...
close the dscan window?
@lunettelulu7
Call me for your combat booster needs.
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Dirk Magnum
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
522
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Posted - 2015.12.02 18:33:44 -
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If I gotta go out, I'm going out ship spinning.
-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á "LIVE FAST DIE."
- traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
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Max Fubarticus
The Scope
Gallente Federation
38
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Posted - 2015.12.02 18:56:53 -
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The first thing I would do...
1. Declare myself Ruler and Grand Poobah of the known and unknown universe.
And then...
2. Afk mine and then pod myself for not issuing myself a permit.
3. Declare FEDO,s an endangered species.
4. Contract everything in Jita to my alts and then kill them.
5. RMT 999 Mil PLEX and drop in market. Then permaban myself for 3 days.
6. ****post a new thread in GD about fixing PLEX prices.
7. Ban all Monty Python holo reels in New Eden.
Grab my cigars and Rum, get drunk.
"It's good to be the King"
Max
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Cidanel Afuran
Static-Noise
Upholders
448
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Posted - 2015.12.02 19:30:15 -
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As the last remaining player of Eve I would...
have a very hard time hiding the fact that they are my forum alts supporting me when I post here |
Kaska Iskalar
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2015.12.03 00:56:41 -
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I'd AFK at the Jita 4-4 undock in a freighter full of PLEX just because I can. |
Erica Dusette
Isogen 5
53336
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Posted - 2015.12.03 03:07:12 -
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I'd spend most of my time in F&I forum.
There'd be nobody to counter my suggestions and each of my ideas would have 100% playerbase support.
How could CCP say no?
Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!
Part-Time Wormhole Pirate pâä Full-Time Supermodel
Gû+ wor-+-+ole d+¦ary + c-+arac-éer -¦+¦o-ò Gû+ -¦-âss
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Barrogh Habalu
Forever Winter
1087
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Posted - 2015.12.03 13:49:21 -
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La Rynx wrote:Switch off the lights and close the door behind me.
It's always locked anyway though...
Future of T3 cruisers - multi-tool they aspired to be instead of sledgehammer they have become
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Luca Lure
Obertura
51
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Posted - 2015.12.03 16:49:27 -
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I would offer to double my ISK.
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The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks.
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Frikkin' Lasers
All Cats Are Beautiful
0
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Posted - 2015.12.04 06:38:53 -
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ERP with my alt in Jita local :3 |
mojogore
Deep Structure.
The Bastion
1
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Posted - 2015.12.05 02:52:20 -
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I would put in a support ticket and only have to wait a few days |
Solecist Project
The Scope
Gallente Federation
25413
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Posted - 2015.12.05 08:59:28 -
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I would feel free to make so much noise in the world that the server fills up again,
with a player driven storyline that would get me banned eventually!
And a statue. I want a statue! |
DaReaper
Net 7
2678
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Posted - 2015.12.05 17:40:45 -
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Solecist Project wrote:I would feel free to make so much noise in the world that the server fills up again,
with a player driven storyline that would get me banned eventually!
And a statue. I want a statue!
ha, wb sol
OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!
Yes i am optimistic about eve.. i'm giving it till dec 31st 2016 before i doom n gloom
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Solecist Project
The Scope
Gallente Federation
25449
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Posted - 2015.12.05 21:22:52 -
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DaReaper wrote:Solecist Project wrote:I would feel free to make so much noise in the world that the server fills up again,
with a player driven storyline that would get me banned eventually!
And a statue. I want a statue! ha, wb sol
Hello and thank you! :D
Would you help me get an ingame statue? :D |
Serial Ship Slammer
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.12.06 05:21:50 -
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Still somehow manage to get caught in a gate camp because I'm trash.  |
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
686
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Posted - 2015.12.06 07:33:16 -
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Bumblefck wrote:Have an in-game threesome with CAM and Cat O'ninetails (who I'm convinced are the same people, in which case things are going to get schizophrenically interesting)
Pretty sure that's called selfcest.
Uh...actually, probably wouldn't advise you to look that up if you haven't already. Let's just say that sometimes the crap you find on the internet even without intention can make you loose faith in humanity...or, you know, the internet.
"Tomahawks?"
"----in' A, right?"
"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."
"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
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DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
52950
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Posted - 2015.12.06 21:29:27 -
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lmmortalist wrote:What would you do as the last subscribing player of Eve?
First I'd bling fit a T3 Cruiser with top line Faction / Deadspace / Officer equipment.
Secondly I'd petition all remaining CCP Dev's to fleet me for a tour of Jove space ending with a game of 'Hide & Seek' PvP in the Polaris system (Dev's home / testing system).
Course I'd record everything so my third and final Eve related action would be to post it on Youtube as the last moments of Eve.
DMC
'The Plan' | California Eve Players | Proposal - The Endless Battle
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Bianca Niam
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2015.12.06 23:43:38 -
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Gank the no life gankers? |
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