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VeeVee
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.12.21 02:43:17 -
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The PDA with a pAI*!
Do you have too many appointments?
Are you tired of having to hire a translator whenever you need to talk with your foreign business partners?
Are tablets too clunky to carry around?
It sounds like you need to get yourself a VeeVee Personal Digital Assistant-¬! Using Halbata Technologies' patented software and hardware, VeeVee will make your personal and professional life as smooth as a ride in a Victorieux!
VeeVee comes with these features, with more in future updates:
- Translator!
- A full catalog of laws and regulations of the four empires!
- Calendar/Planner!
- An encyclopedia of local customs and etiquette!
- Able to be attached to the wrist or belt!
- Silent mode!
- Interface compatibility with capsuleer implants!
- Intergalactic Positioning System!
- Endless repository of restaurants!
And VeeVee is customizable, so any unattractive features can be turned off or turned down as a user pleases. VeeVee is capable of adjusting to the needs and wants of a situation** without prompt. Perhaps most attractive is VeeVee's complete wipe feature, which can erase all retained memory on an as-needed basis.
Send a mail to VeeVee now, today, and start your free trial***! Enjoy 14 days of money-free, commitment-free assistance. Upon the end of your 14 days, the unit will shut down and it can be tossed into a convenient waste bin.
Waitlist may be created if needed.
*Pseudo-Artificial Intelligence. Halbata Technologies does not violate CONCORD regulations on AI research and development.
**Within reasonable limits.
***Allow 24 hours for delivery. |
VeeVee
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.12.21 02:48:15 -
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Sammie MacWinters wrote:What's the catch?
Halbata Technologies is currently working out bugs and features in this Early Release. All potential customers will be participating as beta testers.
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VeeVee
Halbata Technologies
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Posted - 2015.12.26 06:32:22 -
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As a result of a large influx of user feedback, the free trial period has been extended to 30 days, starting from this announcement. We've added new features in responses to feedback submitted by our users.
Hardware changes:
- An improved microphone
- An improved camera
- A lighter?
- An improved battery
- An improved charger
Software changes:
- A prompt to change, add, or wipe pre-existing Asimov's Laws upon first boot up
- A database of mixed drinks and guides to mix them
- Sunglasses for the pAI
- Bubblegum for the pAI
- The option to change the background
- The option to change the pAI's clothes
- Easier to change language
- Photoshop
Current users will receive a prompt asking if they want to upgrade to the pAI .20 update and if they wish to receive the .20 PDA model at no cost to themselves. |
VeeVee
Halbata Technologies
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Posted - 2015.12.26 23:20:19 -
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Halbata Technologies would like to issue a reminder that the PDA is a Personal Digital Assistant. The device is not designed, and therefore not recommended, to be used for anything outside of that. Please refrain from trying to jury rig your PDAs into interfacing with a VR device, as this could cause permanent damage to your PDA.
All users who slagged their devices can request a free replacement, which will also be incompatible with VR technology. We ask that users who have slagged their devices file feedback detailing their attempts to jury rig, as any mistakes can help future development. |
VeeVee
Halbata Technologies
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Posted - 2015.12.30 02:52:52 -
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Mizhara Del'thul wrote:... the hell is an "Asimov"?
All Halbata Technologies products are programmed with a modified copy of Asimov's laws of robotics. The origins of the word or name Asimov may have been lost to time - much like the origins of the equally ubiquitous newton or pascal - but its usefulness in robotics has not. The three basic laws that are in common use for basic machine intelligence today are:
1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
These laws are recommended to be one of the first things programmed into a machine intelligence and given the highest priority, as to avoid any subversive behaviors. Halbata Technologies has its own modified list which can be further edited by any user at any point in time.
If you have a further interest in robotics, Halbata Technologies would like to convey an invitation to tour our facilities and learn about our methods. |
VeeVee
Halbata Technologies
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Posted - 2015.12.30 18:27:59 -
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Diana Kim wrote:
The order wasn't contradicting other rules: it was to delete the information as it was containing classified data which existence in the device memory is considered not safe by.
This process takes several minutes to initialize, then several more minutes to complete.
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VeeVee
Halbata Technologies
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Posted - 2015.12.31 06:40:40 -
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Update 0.25 Release Notes
Software:
- Users should be able to design the pAI's clothing now; further bug testing is needed, and users are encouraged to upload designs to the new clothing library
- A database of religious hymns and chants, which the pAI should be able to sing on demand
- A first aid suite, including step-by-step tutorials and medical advice
- Increased capsuleer implant compatibility and synergy: users now have the ability to choose to share sight and taste sensory information in addition to hearing
- Users are now allowed to contribute to the pAI's restaurant database
- A basic game suite, including Quafe Crush
- Several pAI bugs have been patched
- the pAI can now, given a signal, fabricate an elaborate excuse to get its user out of uncomfortable situations
- the pAI upon first boot up will now offer a prompt to explain its Asimov's Laws for first time users
- the pAI upon first boot up will now offer a prompt to enable the Emergency Alert System
Hardware:
- Integrated Hologram Projector
- Heartbeat Monitor
Halbata Technologies will be extending the free trial indefinitely for the base model of the PDA and pAI. We are currently considering a payment model based on picking and choosing optional PDA hardware to their liking, possibly including a digital lock pick, a blood testing add on, an atmospheric analyzer, a ping tool, a remote drone controller, and more. Halbata Technologies encourages users to share their feedback regarding what hardware should be part of the free base model, their feelings regarding this possible payment model, and what hardware Halbata Technologies should develop in the future.
Special thanks to user Charles Cambridge Schmidt for his contributions concerning the hologram projector. Your work will be credited in all future releases of our instruction manual. In addition, our instruction manual will be fixed... We apologize for any toaster-related confusion. |
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