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GonzoWCS
The Shadow Order
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Posted - 2007.02.27 14:12:00 -
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To the Top
GonzoWCS
Director, Industrial Engineering Group |
Boliknar
The Shadow Order
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.27 18:07:00 -
[62]
Bumpage...
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Starlixum
The Shadow Order
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.28 03:45:00 -
[63]
Were you lookin' for some spanktra-vision?!
Starlixum
"I'll be there when your last breath is taken away." |
GonzoWCS
The Shadow Order
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Posted - 2007.02.28 14:46:00 -
[64]
Come on Over
GonzoWCS
Director, IEG |
Starlixum
The Shadow Order
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.01 02:40:00 -
[65]
"I like to move it, move it."
Starlixum
"I'll be there when your last breath is taken away." |
GonzoWCS
The Shadow Order
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Posted - 2007.03.01 20:26:00 -
[66]
Ronco-Pocket Miner as "signing bonus"
GonzoWCS
Director, IEG |
Starlixum
The Shadow Order
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.04 10:42:00 -
[67]
Join TSO today and back to our regularly scheduled program.
Starlixum
"I'll be there when your last breath is taken away." |
Starlixum
The Shadow Order
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.05 04:05:00 -
[68]
What are you waiting for? Stop browsing and apply for TSO!
Starlixum
"I'll be there when your last breath is taken away." |
GonzoWCS
The Shadow Order
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Posted - 2007.03.05 13:18:00 -
[69]
Back to the Front Page
GonzoWCS
Director, IEG |
Starlixum
The Shadow Order
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.06 04:47:00 -
[70]
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he
called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is
it or the express degree you told me about?"
"It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon,
why do you want to become a lawyer?"
"That's my business! Get me the course!"
Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer
was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid.
Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and
it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the
lawyer leaned over and said, "please, before it's too late,
tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before
you died?"
In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said,
"One less lawyer . . ."
Starlixum
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Boliknar
The Shadow Order
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.06 14:43:00 -
[71]
Yet more bumpage!
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Starlixum
The Shadow Order
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.07 04:00:00 -
[72]
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Starlixum
"I'll be there when your last breath is taken away." |
GonzoWCS
The Shadow Order
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Posted - 2007.03.07 20:05:00 -
[73]
Call before Midnight Tonight
GonzoWCS
Director, IEG |
Starlixum
The Shadow Order
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.08 02:20:00 -
[74]
Things Mom Would Never Say
1. "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
2. "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"
3. "Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"
4. "Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"
5. "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"
6. "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."
7. "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."
8. "I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"
9. "Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"
Oh.. and we're still recruiting.
Starlixum
"I'll be there when your last breath is taken away." |
GonzoWCS
The Shadow Order
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Posted - 2007.03.08 16:11:00 -
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Recruiting
GonzoWCS
Director, Industrial Engineering Group (IEG) |
GonzoWCS
The Shadow Order
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Posted - 2007.03.09 14:22:00 -
[76]
Front Page News
GonzoWCS
Director, IEG |
Scilent Enigma
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.03.09 22:59:00 -
[77]
Tried getting in touch with you in game, the public chan was very empty and the only reqruiter I found online was busy at the moment. Your corp looks very interesting, would like to get to know more and for you to get to know me. Adding TSO to my allowed list if you wish to get in contact in game.
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Starlixum
The Shadow Order
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.11 03:19:00 -
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Edited by: Starlixum on 11/03/2007 03:17:13
Is Windows a virus?
With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are beginning to ask themselves if Windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following:
1. Viruses replicate quickly.
Windows does this.
2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Windows does this.
3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.
Windows does this.
4. Viruses are usually carried, unkown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.
Windows does that too.
5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware.
Same with Windows, yet again.
Maybe Windows really is a virus.
Nope! There is a difference!
Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there! Windows is not a virus.
Starlixum
"I'll be there when your last breath is taken away." |
Starlixum
The Shadow Order
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.11 19:22:00 -
[79]
Bump.
Starlixum
"I'll be there when your last breath is taken away."
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Starlixum
The Shadow Order
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.12 05:01:00 -
[80]
Error codes in Windows
# WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger
# WinErr 002: No Error - Yet
# WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
# WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
# WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused
# WinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
# WinErr 007: System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
# WinErr 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
# WinErr 009: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what happened
# WinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
# WinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
# WinErr 00C: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More!
# WinErr 00D: Window closed - Do not look outside
# WinErr 00E: Window open - Do not look inside
# WinErr 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
# WinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
# WinErr 011: Window open - Do not look outside
# WinErr 012: Window closed - Do not look inside
# WinErr 013: Unexpected error - Huh ?
# WinErr 014: Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
# WinErr 018: Unrecoverable error - System destroyed. Buy new one.
# WinErr 019: User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
# WinErr 01A: OS overwritten - Please reinstall all software.
# WinErr 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will suffer a penalty for that.
# WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
# WinErr 01D: System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
# WinErr 01E: Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
# WinErr 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
# WinErr 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
# WinErr 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
# WinErr 079: Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
# WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
# WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
# WinErr 683: Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
# WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available.
# WinErr 912: Purchase a new copy of Windows today. Old license void. Windows has been deleted.
Starlixum
"I'll be there when your last breath is taken away."
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Starlixum
The Shadow Order
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.13 07:14:00 -
[81]
We're still recruiting pilots in for all aspects of the corporation ranging from miners, combat pilots, scouts, industrialists, etc., etc. Drop by our recruitment forums and get in contact with a recruiter today!
Starlixum
"I'll be there when your last breath is taken away."
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Teenkertoy
The Shadow Order
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.14 01:38:00 -
[82]
Use coupon code: TEENK to get your first month's membership for free.
Or use no coupon code at all, and get your first month's membership for free.
T!
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Dirty Knave
Gallente
Damage Unlimited Inc
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Posted - 2007.03.14 03:10:00 -
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Great bunch of guys in TSO. Very mature and cool people. Longlly is a great CEO and leader. Dont hesitate to join these guys if you like what you see. I was in TSO for over a year and the only reason I left was because I wanted more pvp. At the time TSO did not offer that but it seems they do now :).
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Longlly
The Shadow Order
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Posted - 2007.03.14 03:56:00 -
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Thanks DK
Yes, you can get a healthy dose of pvp. We are still looking mates.
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C.E.O.
The Shadow Order |
Starlixum
The Shadow Order
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.15 06:27:00 -
[85]
To the Bat cave! Hi-ho-silva!
Starlixum
"I'll be there when your last breath is taken away."
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GonzoWCS
The Shadow Order
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Posted - 2007.03.15 18:24:00 -
[86]
Calling all Cars.....
Calling all Cars
GonzoWCS
Director, IEG |
GonzoWCS
The Shadow Order
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Posted - 2007.03.16 13:38:00 -
[87]
Recruiting
GonzoWCS
Director, IEG |
Starlixum
The Shadow Order
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.18 01:25:00 -
[88]
Bump.
Starlixum
"I'll be there when your last breath is taken away."
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GonzoWCS
The Shadow Order
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Posted - 2007.03.18 17:22:00 -
[89]
Bump  |
Starlixum
The Shadow Order
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.19 02:05:00 -
[90]
You will become apart of TSO, resistence is futile! 
Starlixum
"I'll be there when your last breath is taken away."
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