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Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc.
Rabble Alliance
2451
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Posted - 2015.12.24 08:10:58 -
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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Site
Not a capsuleer was stirring, not even a Marmite
The cargo holds were left open in the stations with care
In hopes that Bob soon would be there.
The Devils were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of pointed Carebears struggled in their heads
And Tora with his Monocle, even Holey with his rants
Had just settled their brains and switched off the implants
When out on the undock there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
Away to the view port I flew like a ceptor
Reefed away the curtains and popped open the protector
The moon on the breast of the new polished citadel
Had such Luster from the base to the pinnacle
When, what to my wondering eyes should become visible,
But a miniature Fleet, commanded by Adriel
An interesting comp one could only call whimsy
The smack talk was provided by the one called Vimsy
More rapid than eagles or even a T3
And they whistled, and shouted, and taunted RvB
Come at us, DJ Rooney, Caindlazz or CP Harding
Come at us, Ayeipsia! or Jasper and Vision Thing
To the top of the Station! to the top of the Gate!
Now run away! Run away! Run away Mate!
As newbies that discover manual piloting fly,
In every which direction they took to the sky.
So up to the Station-top the pilots they flew,
With the heads full of goodies, and shiny ships too.
And then, all of a sudden, The sad day came
When all of their pilots moved on in the game
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Brave snapped them all up and started its rebound.
I switched on my screen to watch the Scope
The articles about the Drifters dashed all my Hope
But alas I needn't have worried
They were quite weak, their launch was hurried
Back to C&P my attention turned
The Court room saw many cases Ajourned
The forum began to fill with pathetic Smirks
At the carebears who were trying to be 'Mercs'
Attempting to blue all they could
Never focusing on what they should
The failscades came so often and quick
They didn't have time to even play with their .... Ship?
This Christmas Poem is coming to an end
But first I must go around one more bend
A group of newbies came to the game
They followed a youtuber here for the fame
Although he has left and the corp has died
They still exist and continue to thrive
They continue to welp every now and then
But that's whats expected of Alt's of Noragen
Merry Christmas C&P and a Happy New year
PS love ya all thanks for all the content. Let's make next year even better 
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3034
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Posted - 2015.12.24 09:40:04 -
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Nice one
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode : Removed an accidental lock. Nothing happened. whistles innocently
Tora Bushido : Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
9865
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Posted - 2015.12.24 11:44:15 -
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Reserved for retrospective mocking of Holey when he posts here mocking your beautiful, beautiful work of art.
Got a HoleySheet1 corpse? I'll buy it for 200m!
Bumble's Space Log
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Thermal Damage
Temperature Over 9000
136
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Posted - 2015.12.24 11:47:31 -
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Merry Christmas Noragen and co.
I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
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lmmortalist
lmmortality Associates
176
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Posted - 2015.12.24 12:58:41 -
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Merry christmas all! |
Robert Dalentis
What Could Go Wrong
Snuffed Out
5
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Posted - 2015.12.24 13:19:08 -
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its alright i guess ;)
merry xmas mates :D
Lack of intelligence officer
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Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
13256
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Posted - 2015.12.24 13:39:59 -
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Beautiful.
Better the Devil you know.
=]|[=
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Lulu Lunette
Akheteru Integrated Astrometrics
Hedonistic Imperative
154
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Posted - 2015.12.24 14:28:53 -
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Lovely! Merry Christmas 
@lunettelulu7
Call me for your combat booster needs.
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Michelle Devereux
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
16
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Posted - 2015.12.24 15:00:33 -
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+1 for the RvB reference! |
Fybs
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
The Marmite Collective
554
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Posted - 2015.12.24 15:06:35 -
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Very good noragen 
+1 Fybs approves
Don't confuse kindness with weakness.
Beware the hand of Fybs.
Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
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Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
617
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Posted - 2015.12.24 15:15:49 -
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Merry Christmas! Well done Noragen! |
Mortlake
Devils Rejects 666
959
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Posted - 2015.12.24 16:09:56 -
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That was lovely, thank you Nora. I feel all Christmassy now!
By the way, is there a record for mince pie eating? I'm on my fourth box.
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admiral root
Red Galaxy
3616
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Posted - 2015.12.24 18:38:35 -
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Humbug to all!
No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
CODE. forum - everyone's welcome (no shiptoasters)
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Moon Moon Burdy
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
189
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Posted - 2015.12.24 18:57:09 -
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Masterfully penned, sir. Thank you.
Things that went boom
Storytime with Moon Moon New stories (almost) daily!
Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated.
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
1570
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Posted - 2015.12.24 19:09:35 -
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What....
Oh.
It's that time of year again.
*lurks around NRTH-PLE1 waiting for a certain fat guy in red to come thru the gate*
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Tyyler DURden
Mordechai and Sons Distribution Co.
175
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Posted - 2015.12.25 16:51:08 -
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Great one Noragen... Merry Christmas everyone.
Tyyler DURden says "use soap"
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StonerPhReaK
Best Kept Frozen.
Bad Intention
333
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Posted - 2015.12.25 17:18:36 -
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Almost brings my eyes to a tear. Reading such a poem of eve like cheer.
Merry Christmas everyone.
Signature Removal in Progress, Estimated time of completion? Neva
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Max GrimFang
Amarr Squad
Logitech Blasters
1
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Posted - 2015.12.26 07:37:29 -
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Nice one Noragen =p
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