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Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.26 01:55:32 -
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We assist all wars. Contact us for contracts. |

Toxic Yaken
Amarr Squad Logitech Blasters
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Posted - 2015.12.26 01:57:08 -
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My favourite xmas gift today is this thread
Highsec Pirate
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Valkin Mordirc
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Posted - 2015.12.26 08:22:53 -
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I wonder how long it'll take this one to be locked.
#DeleteTheWeak
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Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.12.26 09:26:07 -
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Good on you for being there for the new players.
Now for the serious question: Is your organization related to Tora's alliance & if no, why should I hire you to do my dirty work over someone who has fulfilled my every request for the agreed price?
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Mortlake
Devils Rejects 666
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Posted - 2015.12.26 09:53:18 -
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Are you a muppet, or are you a man? |

Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2015.12.26 11:38:42 -
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You made me watch Muppet Tubes, for ages on Xmas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode : Removed an accidental lock. Nothing happened. whistles innocently
Tora Bushido : Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
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Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2015.12.26 11:59:04 -
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A very manly Muppet.
Better the Devil you know.
=]|[=
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Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.26 15:17:48 -
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We have thousands of targets. We love it. Looking forward to locking horns with y'all! 
We are growing to provide support in many areas.
Join in-game channel HYM8 for details/trolling/ and general toomfoolery. |

Sonne7
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.12.26 16:12:03 -
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My spider sense is telling me this is no professional mercenary outfit |

T1FLYER
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.12.26 16:34:34 -
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Sonne7 wrote:My spider sense is telling me this is no professional mercenary outfit
You dont need spider sense's to work that out......
[quote=Captain Cricket]We have thousands of targets. We love it. Looking forward to locking horns with y'all! 
We are growing to provide support in many areas.
Also How far can 6 members cover.... i think Growing may of been a Little exaggerated? |

Loyalty Inspector
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.26 20:21:48 -
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Sonne7 wrote:My spider sense is telling me this is no professional mercenary outfit We're better than any of the current high security mercenaries. War declare on us and see !!
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T1FLYER
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2015.12.26 20:43:10 -
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Loyalty Inspector wrote:Sonne7 wrote:My spider sense is telling me this is no professional mercenary outfit We're better than any of the current high security mercenaries. War declare on us and see !!
Ok ...Ok..If you say so .....Can i just ask out of you Six Members two at lest are not a week old on another was brought .
So please do tell me what ships and Fits you will fly to hunt Down your enemys? And do you have enough Game experience in tactics to fulfill a merc contract? |

Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.27 16:45:53 -
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We lose 25 billion isk bestowers sometimes. But remember to have fun!  |

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
3850
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Posted - 2015.12.27 16:52:06 -
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I sincerely wish to see this developed into legitimate thing. |

Loyalty Inspector
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.27 18:19:56 -
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Captain Cricket wrote:We lose 25 billion isk bestowers sometimes. But remember to have fun!  I QUIT !!!
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Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.27 18:34:54 -
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Vimsy Vortis wrote:I sincerely wish to see this developed into legitimate thing.
I have faith, just a few pitfalls along the way. (25 bill bestower). We are resilient however and will prevail. 
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StonerPhReaK
Best Kept Frozen. Bad Intention
337
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Posted - 2015.12.27 18:47:52 -
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Captain Cricket wrote:We lose 25 billion isk bestowers sometimes. But remember to have fun! 
Losses on the test server don't count. Your rep is still fully intact.
Signature Removal in Progress, Estimated time of completion? Neva
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Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.27 19:47:22 -
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Loyalty Inspector wrote:Captain Cricket wrote:We lose 25 billion isk bestowers sometimes. But remember to have fun!  I QUIT !!!
Incorrect value on bestower, will get fixed. Obvious infiltrator from previous version. I asked him to load a shuttle with plexes and go criminal, after all, it's a reflection of him/her and not The Marmite Collective 2.0. I suggested he biomass, but we will see. Either way, lols were had by everyone. |

HoleySheet1
Renegade Armada. What Squad
773
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Posted - 2015.12.27 20:36:47 -
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That's pretty funny. I support the marmite collective 2.0 100%. Captain Cricket is good people.
Marmite 1.0 loses navy mega and neutral Nestor, let's all point and laugh. What squad is in charge there, just an fyi.
Player driven Emperor of Amarr, no npc crap. Kneel before me.
https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime
A magical Life Lesson :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xATi_9seuk
WAAAAAAZZZOOOOOO
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
3074
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Posted - 2015.12.27 21:21:26 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:Marmite 1.0 loses navy mega and neutral Nestor, let's all point and laugh. What squad is in charge there, just an fyi. Well, you would know, as you're the expert on this matter after losing 1,5B yesterday to Marmites. Want to buy your alts corps for 5B ? And it's not the first time your mates let you die while they dock or run away. Remember, remember the dead of your Guardians on the Jita 4-4 in December ? 
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode : Removed an accidental lock. Nothing happened. whistles innocently
Tora Bushido : Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
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Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.27 23:59:55 -
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Ok, so funny story....
A toon named loyalty Inspector (tora bushido alt) joins my corp as I let in newbros to provide them content. He loses a bestower purposely to marmite 1.0. The bestower shows as 25 bill on zkillboard but yet is worth 1.4 million isk for real. I would link the actual killmail, but its not allowed.
The fact that marmite 1.0 sets up such a rediculous ploy to pad their killboard delights me. I assured my friend loyalty inspector (floral burrito)that it was his intentional loss that made an imaginary emotional boost for himself, whose empire is crumbled beyond repair..
It's a good thing here at The Marmite Collective 2.0 that we find zkillbaord obsolete and prone to manipulation.
Happy Hunting Marmite 2.0, we have targets galore! 
EDIT : I confirmed the character's true identity as they logged in and out of each other within 20 seconds several times. If this loss is true to value.........he spent at least $600 US on plex. Let's all point and laugh, I am. |

Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2015.12.28 00:25:59 -
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Funny story, but to bad it isnt mine. I wish it was, I was laughing my ass off when I was told about the zkb link 
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode : Removed an accidental lock. Nothing happened. whistles innocently
Tora Bushido : Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
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Lodestone Toyee
Awakened Ones
90
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Posted - 2015.12.28 04:32:02 -
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Came to this thread expecting an upgraded version of TheMittani.com mobile app.
Leaving disappointed. |

Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
3077
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Posted - 2015.12.28 10:51:20 -
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Not sure what was there first, The Marmite Collective or The Mittani dot Com 
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode : Removed an accidental lock. Nothing happened. whistles innocently
Tora Bushido : Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
3077
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Posted - 2015.12.28 11:02:24 -
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What's Up alliance shot a TMC20 player..... SETUP !! 
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode : Removed an accidental lock. Nothing happened. whistles innocently
Tora Bushido : Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
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Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
3862
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Posted - 2015.12.28 12:35:59 -
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People have lots of names for Marmite, I don't think many people actually call it TMC, though. Mermaids is my preference. |

Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.28 14:30:16 -
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In the spirit of giving in this wondrous holiday season, I am opening all our aggressor wars to allies. This means free wars against marmite 1.0 to name one.
Please take advantage of this fine offer and enjoy.
We are taking contracts and will assist all wars. Join HYM8 channel for intel |

Saeger1737
Bite the pillow The Pursuit of Happiness
1252
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Posted - 2015.12.28 14:36:11 -
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Vimsy Vortis wrote:People have lots of names for Marmite, I don't think many people actually call it TMC, though. Mermaids is my preference. Marmots is a preference of mine. |

Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
3078
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Posted - 2015.12.28 14:53:18 -
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Funny names is always a good thing. Means people care enough to make one up.
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode : Removed an accidental lock. Nothing happened. whistles innocently
Tora Bushido : Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
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Captain Cricket
Psychological First-Aid The Marmite Collective 2.0
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Posted - 2015.12.28 15:00:15 -
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Bestower loss mail linked in my HYM8 channel. It's only worth 1.4 mill. In discussion with owner of zkillboard to get it expunged.
Quite hilarious and shows a desperation on tora's part.
Contracts and opportunist kills are what we do. Thousands of targets and killboard manipulators are only part of the fun! Have a great day!
Edit : pic looks dumb and innapropriate. You scramble back to your station whenever anything challenging comes your way. And it would seem you only undock in a tanked geddon....only when the kill is assured 100%.
EDIT EDIT : The Marmite Collective 1.0 war open for allies/opportunists and people looking for dummies to kill. |
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