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Xaintrix
Revolution.
The Shadow Ascension
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Posted - 2007.01.23 00:52:00 -
[91]
 Originally by: Corbin Devereux
Originally by: Xaintrix
Drake.
Seems great at first, and deceptively expensive compared to the others. But you realize after you take a closer look that she's a actually quite abrasive and broader than it should be.
Then you realize after trying to get to your goals now set to 90km away because life nerfed your mission running, that riding along with her is only slowing you down and you can't dare afford to tweak with her setup lest the whole thing falls apart and of course there's never a slot to spare. Soon the ship you'd go to the ends of the universe to have is now no better than a paperweight.
Insult to injury, after you're done you see everyone else having a go with it and having a blast.
Oh the pain! I'm so happy moving on to the Rokh, sleek, sexy, and quite capable. :)
You dated jennifer too didn't you?
Funny enough, while not Jennifer, her name did start with a "Je-----" ^_^
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Cilppiz
FinFleet
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.23 00:55:00 -
[92]
Shiny matar ship... Yeah theres no such thing...
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Cougem
Defile.
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Posted - 2007.01.23 01:43:00 -
[93]
I take my original post back - Moros. You sit there looking at her in awe, and then once a month she goes into ******* siege mode and complete rapes everything in sight.
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j0sephine
Caldari
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.01.23 02:08:00 -
[94]
Plenty Abaddons out there -- they spend hours boasting about their size, lasting ability and how they can melt everything that gets in their path... and then 3o seconds into action they run out of cap... :s
* hides
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Kaynard Stormwalker
Stormriders
Fimbulwinter
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Posted - 2007.01.23 02:19:00 -
[95]
A succubus, literally.
Now overpriced, tight to fit (but it fits well !), plenty of slots, looks cute in its own spikey way and looks very nice.
Awesome thread, laugh of the night !!
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Master Spoonman
Momentum.
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.01.23 02:21:00 -
[96]
Definitely a Crusader.
Big old rack of Hi slots,
Thin sleek Mids,
Decent lows to stare at/fill.
You can't forget how things seem to go so fast when I'm inside her. 
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*Special thanks to Zurtur to making this signature for me* |
CaptPerseus
Wings of Turul
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Posted - 2007.01.23 02:30:00 -
[97]
Definitely a Stealth Bomber. The plain model is cheap, but the proper fit for her is unaffordable.
Also when you're feeling good she comes, blows her payload into your face and then disappears.
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Forum Troll
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Posted - 2007.01.23 03:07:00 -
[98]
Nanobond. Strikes fast without warning.
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SebbyTheFreak
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.01.23 03:26:00 -
[99]
I guess my ex would be a basilisk
Rare, exotic, not so hot but gives you the most care ... and life seems to always want to blow her up first.
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Benco97
Gallente
Multiverse Corporation
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Posted - 2007.01.23 03:34:00 -
[100]
My boyfriend, he's exciting, fun.. but not always there, I guess he'd be a Thrasher.
(Babe, if you're reading this, please don't get mad ^^ )
"MY GOD KEEP THIS AWAY FROM BENCO97!!!!!" - Constantine Arcanum |
Komen
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.01.23 03:35:00 -
[101]
@ Neon Genesis - The funny thing is, we're still best buds. The split actually was rather amiable, as such things go. Though I did get some remote repping from friends just after the break-up. Good friends are worth more than...well, anything.
My next girl will probably a blasterthron - hard hitting, protruding front end(s). I like the firebrands, what can I say? 
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nickky01
The Priory
Shroud Of Darkness
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Posted - 2007.01.23 04:06:00 -
[102]
OBELISK
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Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
Oh and IAC's official response to ISS's offer is lollerskates.
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voogru
Gallente
Massive Damage
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Posted - 2007.01.23 05:05:00 -
[103]
If I had a girlfriend, she would be the Opux.
Daaaaayyuuummm she's gonna be hawt.
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Dubh Faol
Black-Lotus
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Posted - 2007.01.23 05:18:00 -
[104]
She'd be either a Prophecy or a Nightmare.
Solid, dependable. Bit slow to get underway, but damned near unstoppable once she is. Not the sexiest ship out there, but again, dependable.
And well, the big arse on the Prophecy and the spikeyness of the Nightmare..
Not to mention the name of the latter.
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Nickolas Santa
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Posted - 2007.01.23 05:45:00 -
[105]
My gf(or gfs) should be a MWD crow...come like a lightning...gone in a blink... |
Kazuma Saruwatari
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Posted - 2007.01.23 05:53:00 -
[106]
Tough one, partly because this thread delivers hard! and I endorse a /sticky!
Hmm, my GF would be a gankageddon or an omen. She has a way to really put the pain on anything ****ing her off (thankfully she hasnt turned the gank on me yet), but once she's called primary by RL, she gets really tired (cap), and then gets sick (ganked), requiring me (a logistics ship in the relationship apparently) to take care of her (remote rep) for a while.
not complaining, she isnt as sleek and sexy as a curse nor too big like a dread/carrier, but she's my own special ship-err... girl
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Nomakai Delateriel
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.01.23 05:59:00 -
[107]
If my ex-gf was a ship she would be a Rook.
She's sleek, sexy, high-powered, comes with all the features and together you're virtually unstoppable.
Then comes the update and you realise how bad things have become and it was all too good to be true.
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Neslo
Gallente
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.01.23 07:34:00 -
[108]
Originally by: Nomakai Delateriel
If my ex-gf was a ship she would be a Rook.
She's sleek, sexy, high-powered, comes with all the features and together you're virtually unstoppable.
Then comes the update and you realise how bad things have become and it was all too good to be true.
Yeah but you had forewarning. All you had to do was look at her mother "the blackbird" and see how horrible it could get.
From Ashes to Ashes... From Dust to Dust.... |
Nicholai Pestot
Gallente
Havoc Inc
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Posted - 2007.01.23 08:02:00 -
[109]
Would have to be a vexor.
She's small and underestimated, but once you get inside her you'll never want to leave.
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Copine Callmeknau
The Splinter Syndicate
SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.23 08:30:00 -
[110]
Any ship in game called LyingCheating*****? 
Haha, I'm waiting for the poor bastard who describes his gf as an exequoror 
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Originally by:
wrong on so many levels you could only be more wrong if you where tuxford.
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MysticNZ
Solstice Systems Development Concourse
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Posted - 2007.01.23 08:49:00 -
[111]
Originally by: Scordite
Originally by: Pampinus Medusae
I wish mine was an energy sucking curse in the bedroom but erm, more like a domi.....
Big, fat, spits out seemingly endless stream of babies by the fives? Ouch.
Mine would be a phoon, Ulgy at first, no respect, once you tame her though...
Nah I'm kidding (just incase she reads this one day)
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Ryas Nia
Minmatar
Stormriders
Fimbulwinter
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Posted - 2007.01.23 08:50:00 -
[112]
Fleet Tempest.
Highly flexible, can fit for almost any encounter, decent logistics, tank, damage, speed. Good lineage and decent sex appeal though not for everyone.
While she is a strong solo, its her fleet abilities that really make you run, when she acts as support or wing in a gang get out of the way.
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Kakita Jalaan
Viriette Commerce and Holding
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Posted - 2007.01.23 10:25:00 -
[113]
My GF frequents these forums, so I'll refrain from making any comments with regards to cargo space, drone capacity and slot outfit
However, I think she can in some ways be compared to her character, which is an overskilled non-PVPer. She rarely likes to get into a melee, but if I prod her long enough, she'll effing *****me in a 1v1.
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Cipher7
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:13:00 -
[114]
Vexor
Lots of curves, skin looks great, versatile, reliable, big drone bay ready to go, and she's inexpensive so I never feel like I'm getting ripped off.
My girl is good to me
And I laughed at that sig "Caldari : So easy a Minmatar could do it"
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Trypho
Minmatar
Infinitus Odium
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:38:00 -
[115]
I think most of my ex-gf`s may be considered interceptors with stabs - easy come, have a good time, easy go - it`s a good thing they never loot though
I guess I should work on Propulsion Jamming or buy a charisma implant...
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Atreides Horza
Soar Angelic
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:47:00 -
[116]
She would be a nanodomi...
Got the ***** webbed though. 
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PirateShampoo
UK Corp
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:55:00 -
[117]
Titan, She's top heavy, costs you your life savings and only fires once an hour.
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Cardassius
Seraphin Technologies
S.E.R.A
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Posted - 2007.01.23 12:03:00 -
[118]
Originally by: j0sephine
Plenty Abaddons out there -- they spend hours boasting about their size, lasting ability and how they can melt everything that gets in their path... and then 3o seconds into action they run out of cap... :s
* hides
Depends on the cargo bay ;) (Cap 800's do a great job)
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Sirex007
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Posted - 2007.01.23 12:09:00 -
[119]
rifter
:-)
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