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Cougem
Defile.
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Posted - 2007.01.22 16:19:00 -
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Mines blatantly a scorpion - perma ECM - can't get a bloody word in.
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Pampinus Medusae
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Posted - 2007.01.22 16:21:00 -
[2]
I wish mine was an energy sucking curse in the bedroom but erm, more like a domi.....
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LUGAL MOP'N'GLO
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Posted - 2007.01.22 16:23:00 -
[3]
"What ship is your partner"?
...You mean like, who would you like to have at your side in battle?
For me, a lachesis and a nos domi. With a huginn, a lachesis and a nos domi you can't really lose 
Ultimate gang:
Lachesis
Huginn
Nos domi
2x Blackbird or one Rook.
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Caldari. It's so easy a Minmatar could do it. |
DarkElf
Caldari
DJ's Exotic Dancers Escorts
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Posted - 2007.01.22 16:33:00 -
[4]
 Originally by: Cougem
Mines blatantly a scorpion - perma ECM - can't get a bloody word in.
if my wingman came out in a scorp post kali i'd tell his to dock right up again.
recently my partner has been a nighthawk with my astarte. nighthawk takes the pounding while i jump in and do the grinding. good little duo. would rather have a curse or something there tho
DE
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Sokratesz
Guardians of Hell's Gate
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.01.22 16:33:00 -
[5]
I fly solo atm. My last partner got ganked.
Basilisk Fitting Link |
Shandling
Minmatar
Disband
Phoenix Supremacy
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Posted - 2007.01.22 16:36:00 -
[6]
I ganked my partner.
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Cougem
Defile.
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Posted - 2007.01.22 16:56:00 -
[7]
NO NO NO - I mean if you girl/boyfriend/wife/husband was a ship, what ship would they be? My implication was my gf wont STFU.
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Nicholai Thomasovich
Caldari
Acerbus Vindictum
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Posted - 2007.01.22 16:58:00 -
[8]
LFMAO. Nice.
Mine would definitely be Amarr. She never has to reload, just doesn't stop. 
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Scordite
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Posted - 2007.01.22 17:04:00 -
[9]
Originally by: Pampinus Medusae
I wish mine was an energy sucking curse in the bedroom but erm, more like a domi.....
Big, fat, spits out seemingly endless stream of babies by the fives? Ouch.
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LUGAL MOP'N'GLO
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Posted - 2007.01.22 17:09:00 -
[10]
OHHH I get it now!!! Thanks for the thread name change! Sheesh, okay now this thread can be alot of fun.
lol @ the guy who said curse
I guess my last gf was like a naglfar. Tall, skinny, brown haired and when you got that ***** into "siege" mode she really rode the tower well.
If you know what I mean.
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Caldari. It's so easy a Minmatar could do it. |
Minnow maught
Art of War
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Posted - 2007.01.22 17:11:00 -
[11]
Any race's titan. Big fat and un affordable.
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Greyshadow
Guardians of Hell's Gate
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.01.22 17:12:00 -
[12]
My gf would be a badger as I like her hauling all her crap around after a days shopping and me not having to do it
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LUGAL MOP'N'GLO
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Posted - 2007.01.22 17:13:00 -
[13]
Originally by: Pampinus Medusae
I wish mine was an energy sucking curse in the bedroom but erm, more like a domi.....
had to quote it and lol, omg that's too bad man.
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Caldari. It's so easy a Minmatar could do it. |
LUGAL MOP'N'GLO
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Posted - 2007.01.22 17:14:00 -
[14]
I want to know who's got the command ship girlfriend with all the fleet command mods. lol @ that guy. Guess who wears the pants in this relationship?
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Greyshadow
Guardians of Hell's Gate
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.01.22 17:19:00 -
[15]
Thinking about it my gf is probably any amarr ship as she always seems to get shafted from the rear!
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Ling Toriyama
State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.01.22 17:19:00 -
[16]
Edited by: Ling Toriyama on 22/01/2007 17:19:14
duh!
edit: Faction fitted Battleships can take some pounding... but they're so expensive!
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Valea Silpha
Death Monkey's With Knives
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.22 17:24:00 -
[17]
Gotta say a nosphoon ...
Shes not as pretty as some of the other ships, and shes a lil chunkier than her curse/pilgrim counterparts, but she sucks good and hard and is immensly satisfying to get inside.
<Hammerhead> TomB is doing the nerfing
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Beef Hardslab
The 5 Amigo's LLC.
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Posted - 2007.01.22 17:26:00 -
[18]
My wife would be an interdictor. She's small and kinda sexy, and just when I think I'm gonna go out and have some fun she launches the damn sphere and I'm not going anywhere.
Why there should be a breathalyzer to login to Eve:
Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii
Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
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Uggster
Caldari
FinFleet
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.22 17:31:00 -
[19]
My Ex would be a Harpy.
Work it out.
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Story of my life that one :(
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R'adeh
Gallente
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.01.22 17:31:00 -
[20]
Anything but a Dominix...please 
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Xtreem
Gallente
Fire Mandrill
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.22 17:32:00 -
[21]
i know what mines like
a drone..
she is small, i send her to do something, she changes her mind halfway there and does whatever she bloody well likes.
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LUGAL MOP'N'GLO
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Posted - 2007.01.22 17:32:00 -
[22]
Whoever says hyperion or thorax better put on the flameproof suit.
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Caldari. It's so easy a Minmatar could do it. |
LUGAL MOP'N'GLO
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Posted - 2007.01.22 17:33:00 -
[23]
Originally by: Xtreem
i know what mines like
a drone..
she is small, i send her to do something, she changes her mind halfway there and does whatever she bloody well likes.
 Don't worry buddy, they're all like that.
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Caldari. It's so easy a Minmatar could do it. |
Dreez
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.01.22 17:38:00 -
[24]
Raven, definetly. EZ-mode, superior in all things.
(God i hate ravens)
Bob farted, ASCN burped & then there was a nodecrash.
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DarkElf
Caldari
DJ's Exotic Dancers Escorts
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Posted - 2007.01.22 17:39:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Cougem
NO NO NO - I mean if you girl/boyfriend/wife/husband was a ship, what ship would they be? My implication was my gf wont STFU.
ah lol ok this could be fun
mmmmm
Well i'm guessing the curse joke has been made already but the thing of it is i work about 30km from where i live so i could actually get sucked off while at work without her leaving the house. bargain!
DE
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Shigsy
Caldari
Four Horsemen
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Posted - 2007.01.22 18:04:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Uggster
My Ex would be a Harpy.
Work it out.
LOL (i think)
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Tisanta
Amarr
Dragonfire Intergalactic Crusaders of Krom
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Posted - 2007.01.22 18:05:00 -
[27]
Thorax.. long hard.. gets the job done lol
but seriously.. crusader.. quick cheeky and loves it faster and faster
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Audri Fisher
Caldari
The Keep
THE R0CK
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Posted - 2007.01.22 18:10:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Tisanta
Thorax.. long hard.. gets the job done lol
but seriously.. crusader.. quick cheeky and loves it faster and faster
Thorax?
I don't want to even go there buddy.
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Tisanta
Amarr
Dragonfire Intergalactic Crusaders of Krom
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Posted - 2007.01.22 18:11:00 -
[29]
lol
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Ralara
Caldari
Reunited
O X I D E
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Posted - 2007.01.22 18:18:00 -
[30]
My boyfriend would be a Nighthawk.
Big and black. Sure, a bit slow now and then, but can last for ages and knows how to show someone a good time :)
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Tisanta
Amarr
Dragonfire Intergalactic Crusaders of Krom
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Posted - 2007.01.22 18:18:00 -
[31]
i bet ur a guy XD
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LUGAL MOP'N'GLO
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Posted - 2007.01.22 18:21:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Ralara
My boyfriend would be a Nighthawk.
Big and black. Sure, a bit slow now and then, but can last for ages and knows how to show someone a good time :)
She's got "The Forge Fever"
...could also have been a deimos.
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XrayZ
Euphoria Foundation
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Posted - 2007.01.22 18:21:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Nicholai Thomasovich
LFMAO. Nice.
Mine would definitely be Amarr. She never has to reload, just doesn't stop.
hehe, good one 
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Slaptastic
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Posted - 2007.01.22 18:37:00 -
[34]
Zealot
Not the best best looking, but still ridiculously sexah.
Hard hitting but too good of resistances for being so small 
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solarwinds
ISS Navy Task Force
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.01.22 18:46:00 -
[35]
Ares. Small, cute, wears a lot of pink.
Originally by: Lygos
Plus y'know we're the f#cking Inst'l Stahbase Syndicate.
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Black Torment
Caldari
Black Omega Security
The OSS
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Posted - 2007.01.22 18:53:00 -
[36]
Gold Magnate. None in the game anymore.......
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Erim Solfara
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Posted - 2007.01.22 18:54:00 -
[37]
Well...
Omen, gorgeous, sexy, but a little fragile, and occasionally needs support from something larger when under heavy fire.
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Lochmar Fiendhiem
Caldari
International Multi-Player Consortium
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.01.22 19:22:00 -
[38]
A shuttle to an apoc - then I can wear her like a sock puppet.
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Sokratesz
Guardians of Hell's Gate
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.01.22 19:43:00 -
[39]
Do realise that ANY partner ship can enter siege mode which lasts for 7 days.
Basilisk Fitting Link |
commander tycho
Minmatar
Blood Inquisition
Sani Khal'Vecna
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Posted - 2007.01.22 19:50:00 -
[40]
Who's gonna be the first to name a freighter...
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Gone'Postal
Minmatar
LuthorCorp Combat Division
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Posted - 2007.01.22 20:04:00 -
[41]
ATM mines a PVP Target (Any ship).. I Have to blow both up to get the joy and results I'm searching for.
Known Issues & Workarounds - The forum to fix the issues of Eve... Godhelp us if the Devs start trying to. |
Thor Xian
Vertigo One
E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2007.01.22 20:06:00 -
[42]
I'll have to say, Blasterthron...she can do a lot of damage and she only does it up close, but she isn't hard to beat (not literally lol) if you can outlast her.
~Thor Xian, Material Defender
"For all your Material Needs, Vertigo One."
Corp/Alliance Services |
Kehmor
Caldari
PAK
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Posted - 2007.01.22 20:16:00 -
[43]
Edited by: Kehmor on 22/01/2007 20:13:26
Originally by: commander tycho
Who's gonna be the first to name a freighter...
A freighter; I don't have one
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Donovan Killar
Caldari
Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.22 20:30:00 -
[44]
Mine is a fleet of Stealth Bombers. Small, fast, packs a big punch, and you never see it coming. (yeah she's a damn black belt and could beat me to oblivion)
My Ex would be a Domiŕyes literally.
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Xendie
Forsaken Empire
The Forsaken Empire
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Posted - 2007.01.22 20:32:00 -
[45]
Large Mobile Warp Disruptor.
when she wants something there is just no escape.
Quote:
Nertzius > having fun being incompetitent?
Quote:
jake sisko > its f-e's bob dev alt making lag
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Herculite
Hunters Agency
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.01.22 20:34:00 -
[46]
A Dominix.
1 - Shes pregnant and her drone bay is full.
2 - She's tired a lot while pregnant which means a low power grid.
3 - As a domi uses NOS's to get the job done, shes pretty good at that sort of thing too.
4 - Shes starting to look like a whale.
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Brother Tycho
Amarr
Shadows of the Dead
Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.22 20:41:00 -
[47]
Raven! common as mud and everyones tried her once.
SOD Killboard |
Nicocat
Caldari
New Age Solutions
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Posted - 2007.01.22 20:45:00 -
[48]
Mine's an Eidolon. For all intents and purposes, it doesn't exist.
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SEED ME DADDY
WTB: Friggin' portrait |
Sebastien LeReparteur
Minmatar
SpaceTravelers Freelance Corp
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Posted - 2007.01.22 20:54:00 -
[49]
Mine would be a megathron!
Very tall and sexy curves but when you tick her off and she points those gun at ya, you hope you got a good clone.
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Uric Helfast
Fine Goods for Fine Gentlemen
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Posted - 2007.01.22 20:54:00 -
[50]
I would equate my girlfriend to an Opus Luxury Yacht.
One of a kind and oh-so-beautiful.
Alternatively, I could also equate her with a Jaguar. Small, fast, capable of MANY different things, and able to take on significantly bigger opponents.
Yes, that is meant to be dirty. 
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Xaintrix
Revolution.
The Shadow Ascension
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Posted - 2007.01.22 20:57:00 -
[51]
Drake.
Seems great at first, and deceptively expensive compared to the others. But you realize after you take a closer look that she's a actually quite abrasive and broader than it should be.
Then you realize after trying to get to your goals now set to 90km away because life nerfed your mission running, that riding along with her is only slowing you down and you can't dare afford to tweak with her setup lest the whole thing falls apart and of course there's never a slot to spare. Soon the ship you'd go to the ends of the universe to have is now no better than a paperweight.
Insult to injury, after you're done you see everyone else having a go with it and having a blast.
Oh the pain! I'm so happy moving on to the Rokh, sleek, sexy, and quite capable. :)
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Slanty McGarglefist
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Posted - 2007.01.22 20:59:00 -
[52]
A Hulk...like my last girlfriend, too damn stubborn, serious and the size of GODZILLA!!!!!
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Politocratis
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Posted - 2007.01.22 21:02:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Xtreem
i know what mines like
a drone..
she is small, i send her to do something, she changes her mind halfway there and does whatever she bloody well likes.
OMG LOL - But if she is anything like mine then the truth is that she made up her mind WHILE you were trying to give instructions
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Kasak Black
The Collective
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.01.22 21:03:00 -
[54]
Mine would be a Retribution, Great low end slots, but a poor Mid Section.
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danielrhysjones
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Posted - 2007.01.22 21:11:00 -
[55]
my wife would be an arstate looks nice and is great but everytime im with her i wonder why i never got the Eos instead (wife's sister)
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Xaintrix
Revolution.
The Shadow Ascension
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Posted - 2007.01.22 21:12:00 -
[56]
Edited by: Xaintrix on 22/01/2007 21:09:20
I will say one of my other ex's was like a structure tanked imperial apocolypse - freaking psycho to ever use it and haunts your nightmares when its gone.
"my wife would be an arstate looks nice and is great but everytime im with her i wonder why i never got the Eos instead (wife's sister)"
DUDE I'm freaking crying over this one... ...because it's too true.
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Soporo
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Posted - 2007.01.22 21:13:00 -
[57]
Gal I dated, back in the day, was definately a Destroyer fitted for Salvaging.
Everydamn thing within range would get tractored in and hoarded or resold.
Useless for anything else.
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Gwyneth
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2007.01.22 21:13:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Brother Tycho
Raven! common as mud and everyones tried her once.
I loled
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EveNo
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Posted - 2007.01.22 21:16:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Pampinus Medusae
I wish mine was an energy sucking curse in the bedroom but erm, more like a domi.....
omg...This should be a sticky somewhere... lol
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T'Renn
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Posted - 2007.01.22 21:18:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Brother Tycho
Raven! common as mud and everyones tried her once.
I was gonna reply to this thread with something witty but then I saw this and -- thread over.
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RossP Zoyka
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Posted - 2007.01.22 21:31:00 -
[61]
Mines a Sacrilege. She can't be worn down for the love of god!! I really don't want to know for sure, but I think she could solo a small gang...
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Roshan longshot
Gallente
Ordos Humanitas
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Posted - 2007.01.22 21:33:00 -
[62]
My wife would be an interdictor...and her name is "Strawberry *****" But thats just my wife.....
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.22 21:43:00 -
[63]
Originally by: RossP Zoyka
Mines a Sacrilege. She can't be worn down for the love of god!! I really don't want to know for sure, but I think she could solo a small gang...
stoes?
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NFrann
Shadows of the Dead
Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.22 21:44:00 -
[64]
Edited by: NFrann on 22/01/2007 21:41:14
Armageddon - Not to expensive, lean and nimble, always a threat when well equipped and when she's on the prowl, you never really know just what's coming at you.
Don't hate the playa baby, hate the game.... |
Xaintrix
Revolution.
The Shadow Ascension
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Posted - 2007.01.22 21:49:00 -
[65]
Originally by: RossP Zoyka
Mines a Sacrilege. She can't be worn down for the love of god!! I really don't want to know for sure, but I think she could solo a small gang...
"Invite please."
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Necrosmith
Gallente
Eth3real
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Posted - 2007.01.22 22:01:00 -
[66]
Obelisk.
haha.
/duck
Best Regards,
--Necro
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Arx Impera
Amarr
Black Lance
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.01.22 22:03:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Kasak Black
Mine would be a Retribution, Great low end slots, but a poor Mid Section.
This deserves a quote
Mine a Heretic (Amarr Interdictor), sleek, brunette, fanged and everyone targets her...(But i dont let them shoot  )
...who of course promptly went bat****, flipped out and killed some people. |
Fey Sceptari
Pegasus Mining and Securities
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.01.22 22:19:00 -
[68]
hmmz single now but my ex would be...pilgrim
looked cute from the start, then she starts draining the wallet. 
plus she keeps spying on you when u least expect it hehehe.
/me start mumbling, effin need to change me passwords more often -.-
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Lucian Alucard
Caldari
Forsaken Empire
The Forsaken Empire
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Posted - 2007.01.22 22:22:00 -
[69]
my Ex: Eagle she looks better the farther away you are from her
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Jr Grae
Gallente
House 0f Shadows
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Posted - 2007.01.22 22:26:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Scordite
Originally by: Pampinus Medusae
I wish mine was an energy sucking curse in the bedroom but erm, more like a domi.....
Big, fat, spits out seemingly endless stream of babies by the fives? Ouch.
QFT
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Neon Genesis
Gallente
Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2007.01.22 22:32:00 -
[71]
I want a dominix, i reet like fat girls.
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Maltere
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Posted - 2007.01.22 22:32:00 -
[72]
A rattlesnake.....
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Kylania
Gallente
Phoenix Industries
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Posted - 2007.01.22 22:33:00 -
[73]
CONCORD Swat Frigate.
Attractive and everywhere but completely ignores me. 
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Lil Miner
Newbie Skills Roadmap | How to Build from a BPO |
SonOTassadar
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.01.22 22:37:00 -
[74]
Currently: The Polaris Frigate.
Small, completely awesome, and something I will never have. 
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Nikla Uthaan
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.01.22 23:12:00 -
[75]
She'd be a vagabond, the ship everyone wants to fly at some point, and I'd be a buzzard, hanging round unnoticed.
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thesulei
Syndicate Technologies
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Posted - 2007.01.22 23:24:00 -
[76]
My gf would be a typhoon, but not the nanophoons that you see everywhere.
Versatile, requires high skills to pilot effectively, but performs superbly when fitted right.
For looks: Bhaalgorn because it is red and has curves (she's a redhair).
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ArmyOfMe
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.01.22 23:30:00 -
[77]
dunno what ship she is when she's in a good mood, but when she's in a bad mood shes like a avatar firing of judgement
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Taaketa Frist
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Posted - 2007.01.22 23:40:00 -
[78]
Stabber? Cheap and Nasty
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Dang nabit |
Teemu Rihianen
Gallente
DaHOOD Communication
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Posted - 2007.01.22 23:51:00 -
[79]
Single ATM but my ex would without a doubt be a Charon... huge but beautifull :-D
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Where did the sun go?! ME WANT IT BAAAACK! |
Cupertino
Castellum
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Posted - 2007.01.22 23:51:00 -
[80]
Two Big Bustards.
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Komen
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.01.22 23:53:00 -
[81]
Gods love her, my ex- would be a sentry gun. She was engaging me, then midway through she changed targets and ended up married to some other ship.
Me, I'd be a hyperion. Life just sorta glances off the huge slabs of armor. :)
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Ebedar
Gallente
Primary Intelligence
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Posted - 2007.01.22 23:53:00 -
[82]
Tech 2 battleship. Doesn't exist at the moment, but when she does you hope she's going to be everything you expected and that you have most of the pre-reqs to pilot her.
~
ioctl |
Max Godsnottlingson
Amarr
Freelancing Corp
Confederation of Independent Corporations
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Posted - 2007.01.22 23:57:00 -
[83]
A Maller.
Reason. You seen the size of the rear end of a Maller
*mooches off t go an dmake up his bed on the couch again*
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Cyan Nuevo
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Posted - 2007.01.23 00:04:00 -
[84]
Well n/a right now, but my ex?
A procurer. Looks attractive at first, but upon close inspection you realize she's got problems.
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Corbin Devereux
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.01.23 00:17:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Xaintrix
Drake.
Seems great at first, and deceptively expensive compared to the others. But you realize after you take a closer look that she's a actually quite abrasive and broader than it should be.
Then you realize after trying to get to your goals now set to 90km away because life nerfed your mission running, that riding along with her is only slowing you down and you can't dare afford to tweak with her setup lest the whole thing falls apart and of course there's never a slot to spare. Soon the ship you'd go to the ends of the universe to have is now no better than a paperweight.
Insult to injury, after you're done you see everyone else having a go with it and having a blast.
Oh the pain! I'm so happy moving on to the Rokh, sleek, sexy, and quite capable. :)
You dated jennifer too didn't you?
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Neon Genesis
Gallente
Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2007.01.23 00:27:00 -
[86]
Edited by: Neon Genesis on 23/01/2007 00:23:50
Originally by: Komen
Gods love her, my ex- would be a sentry gun. She was engaging me, then midway through she changed targets and ended up married to some other ship.
Me, I'd be a hyperion. Life just sorta glances off the huge slabs of armor. :)
I hope your friends were there to remote rep you bit 
Yeah, i feel the man-pain.
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Melicien Tetro
Gallente
FATAL REVELATIONS
FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.23 00:34:00 -
[87]
Covetor.
No fun at all, not very flashy, but cost effective, and brings it home.
I tried to fight a shark with a pistol underwater once, and I'll be damned if he didn't laugh at me and eat me. Sharks need a ******* nerf. True story.
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Cpt Pewpew
eXceed Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.23 00:36:00 -
[88]
this thread delivers! much laughter
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0zzie
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Posted - 2007.01.23 00:43:00 -
[89]
Is there a ship type called ..." SheBiitchFromHell " ?
0zzie
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Shanzem
DarkStar 1
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Posted - 2007.01.23 00:43:00 -
[90]
hmm
ship: wolf
reason:
small , cute , a puncer.. great to look at.. dosnt mind going solo , but when u get to close to her she will swallow you hole and leave you wanting more.
very nasty when ****ed and very aggressive for her size, probly whyi like her :)
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Xaintrix
Revolution.
The Shadow Ascension
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Posted - 2007.01.23 00:52:00 -
[91]
Originally by: Corbin Devereux
Originally by: Xaintrix
Drake.
Seems great at first, and deceptively expensive compared to the others. But you realize after you take a closer look that she's a actually quite abrasive and broader than it should be.
Then you realize after trying to get to your goals now set to 90km away because life nerfed your mission running, that riding along with her is only slowing you down and you can't dare afford to tweak with her setup lest the whole thing falls apart and of course there's never a slot to spare. Soon the ship you'd go to the ends of the universe to have is now no better than a paperweight.
Insult to injury, after you're done you see everyone else having a go with it and having a blast.
Oh the pain! I'm so happy moving on to the Rokh, sleek, sexy, and quite capable. :)
You dated jennifer too didn't you?
Funny enough, while not Jennifer, her name did start with a "Je-----" ^_^
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Cilppiz
FinFleet
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.23 00:55:00 -
[92]
Shiny matar ship... Yeah theres no such thing...
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Cougem
Defile.
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Posted - 2007.01.23 01:43:00 -
[93]
I take my original post back - Moros. You sit there looking at her in awe, and then once a month she goes into ******* siege mode and complete rapes everything in sight.
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j0sephine
Caldari
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.01.23 02:08:00 -
[94]
Plenty Abaddons out there -- they spend hours boasting about their size, lasting ability and how they can melt everything that gets in their path... and then 3o seconds into action they run out of cap... :s
* hides
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Kaynard Stormwalker
Stormriders
Fimbulwinter
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Posted - 2007.01.23 02:19:00 -
[95]
A succubus, literally.
Now overpriced, tight to fit (but it fits well !), plenty of slots, looks cute in its own spikey way and looks very nice.
Awesome thread, laugh of the night !!
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Master Spoonman
Momentum.
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.01.23 02:21:00 -
[96]
Definitely a Crusader.
Big old rack of Hi slots,
Thin sleek Mids,
Decent lows to stare at/fill.
You can't forget how things seem to go so fast when I'm inside her.
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CaptPerseus
Wings of Turul
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Posted - 2007.01.23 02:30:00 -
[97]
Definitely a Stealth Bomber. The plain model is cheap, but the proper fit for her is unaffordable.
Also when you're feeling good she comes, blows her payload into your face and then disappears.
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Forum Troll
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Posted - 2007.01.23 03:07:00 -
[98]
Nanobond. Strikes fast without warning.
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SebbyTheFreak
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.01.23 03:26:00 -
[99]
I guess my ex would be a basilisk
Rare, exotic, not so hot but gives you the most care ... and life seems to always want to blow her up first.
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Benco97
Gallente
Multiverse Corporation
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Posted - 2007.01.23 03:34:00 -
[100]
My boyfriend, he's exciting, fun.. but not always there, I guess he'd be a Thrasher.
(Babe, if you're reading this, please don't get mad ^^ )
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Komen
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.01.23 03:35:00 -
[101]
@ Neon Genesis - The funny thing is, we're still best buds. The split actually was rather amiable, as such things go. Though I did get some remote repping from friends just after the break-up. Good friends are worth more than...well, anything.
My next girl will probably a blasterthron - hard hitting, protruding front end(s). I like the firebrands, what can I say?
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nickky01
The Priory
Shroud Of Darkness
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Posted - 2007.01.23 04:06:00 -
[102]
OBELISK
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Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
Oh and IAC's official response to ISS's offer is lollerskates.
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voogru
Gallente
Massive Damage
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Posted - 2007.01.23 05:05:00 -
[103]
If I had a girlfriend, she would be the Opux.
Daaaaayyuuummm she's gonna be hawt.
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Dubh Faol
Black-Lotus
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Posted - 2007.01.23 05:18:00 -
[104]
She'd be either a Prophecy or a Nightmare.
Solid, dependable. Bit slow to get underway, but damned near unstoppable once she is. Not the sexiest ship out there, but again, dependable.
And well, the big arse on the Prophecy and the spikeyness of the Nightmare..
Not to mention the name of the latter.
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Nickolas Santa
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Posted - 2007.01.23 05:45:00 -
[105]
My gf(or gfs) should be a MWD crow...come like a lightning...gone in a blink... |
Kazuma Saruwatari
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Posted - 2007.01.23 05:53:00 -
[106]
Tough one, partly because this thread delivers hard! and I endorse a /sticky!
Hmm, my GF would be a gankageddon or an omen. She has a way to really put the pain on anything ****ing her off (thankfully she hasnt turned the gank on me yet), but once she's called primary by RL, she gets really tired (cap), and then gets sick (ganked), requiring me (a logistics ship in the relationship apparently) to take care of her (remote rep) for a while.
not complaining, she isnt as sleek and sexy as a curse nor too big like a dread/carrier, but she's my own special ship-err... girl
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Nomakai Delateriel
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.01.23 05:59:00 -
[107]
If my ex-gf was a ship she would be a Rook.
She's sleek, sexy, high-powered, comes with all the features and together you're virtually unstoppable.
Then comes the update and you realise how bad things have become and it was all too good to be true.
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Neslo
Gallente
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.01.23 07:34:00 -
[108]
Originally by: Nomakai Delateriel
If my ex-gf was a ship she would be a Rook.
She's sleek, sexy, high-powered, comes with all the features and together you're virtually unstoppable.
Then comes the update and you realise how bad things have become and it was all too good to be true.
Yeah but you had forewarning. All you had to do was look at her mother "the blackbird" and see how horrible it could get.
From Ashes to Ashes... From Dust to Dust.... |
Nicholai Pestot
Gallente
Havoc Inc
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Posted - 2007.01.23 08:02:00 -
[109]
Would have to be a vexor.
She's small and underestimated, but once you get inside her you'll never want to leave.
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Copine Callmeknau
The Splinter Syndicate
SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.23 08:30:00 -
[110]
Any ship in game called LyingCheating*****? 
Haha, I'm waiting for the poor bastard who describes his gf as an exequoror
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Originally by:
wrong on so many levels you could only be more wrong if you where tuxford.
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MysticNZ
Solstice Systems Development Concourse
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Posted - 2007.01.23 08:49:00 -
[111]
Originally by: Scordite
Originally by: Pampinus Medusae
I wish mine was an energy sucking curse in the bedroom but erm, more like a domi.....
Big, fat, spits out seemingly endless stream of babies by the fives? Ouch.
Mine would be a phoon, Ulgy at first, no respect, once you tame her though...
Nah I'm kidding (just incase she reads this one day)
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Ryas Nia
Minmatar
Stormriders
Fimbulwinter
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Posted - 2007.01.23 08:50:00 -
[112]
Fleet Tempest.
Highly flexible, can fit for almost any encounter, decent logistics, tank, damage, speed. Good lineage and decent sex appeal though not for everyone.
While she is a strong solo, its her fleet abilities that really make you run, when she acts as support or wing in a gang get out of the way.
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Kakita Jalaan
Viriette Commerce and Holding
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Posted - 2007.01.23 10:25:00 -
[113]
My GF frequents these forums, so I'll refrain from making any comments with regards to cargo space, drone capacity and slot outfit
However, I think she can in some ways be compared to her character, which is an overskilled non-PVPer. She rarely likes to get into a melee, but if I prod her long enough, she'll effing *****me in a 1v1.
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Cipher7
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:13:00 -
[114]
Vexor
Lots of curves, skin looks great, versatile, reliable, big drone bay ready to go, and she's inexpensive so I never feel like I'm getting ripped off.
My girl is good to me
And I laughed at that sig "Caldari : So easy a Minmatar could do it"
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Trypho
Minmatar
Infinitus Odium
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:38:00 -
[115]
I think most of my ex-gf`s may be considered interceptors with stabs - easy come, have a good time, easy go - it`s a good thing they never loot though
I guess I should work on Propulsion Jamming or buy a charisma implant...
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Atreides Horza
Soar Angelic
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:47:00 -
[116]
She would be a nanodomi...
Got the ***** webbed though.
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PirateShampoo
UK Corp
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:55:00 -
[117]
Titan, She's top heavy, costs you your life savings and only fires once an hour.
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Cardassius
Seraphin Technologies
S.E.R.A
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Posted - 2007.01.23 12:03:00 -
[118]
Originally by: j0sephine
Plenty Abaddons out there -- they spend hours boasting about their size, lasting ability and how they can melt everything that gets in their path... and then 3o seconds into action they run out of cap... :s
* hides
Depends on the cargo bay ;) (Cap 800's do a great job)
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Sirex007
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Posted - 2007.01.23 12:09:00 -
[119]
rifter
:-)
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