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Edited by: Jael on 08/12/2003 20:33:22
By order of my glorious master (praise him! praise him!), the Sultan of Concupiscence, Hazara Khan, I am permitted to leave the seraglio of the Haphazard Bazaar, which can only benefit by my inevitable victory.

My attributes are undoubted - trained by the finest eunuchs in the Bazaar, I have Level 5 the following essential skills: Tongue Bathing, Belly Dancing, Zero-G Contortion and Positions That Only Work in Warpspace, as well as Harem Management, Silk Pillow Throwing, Petulant Foot Stamping, Seraglio Knife Fighting and Keeping Eunuchs In Line.

I play the zither, sitar, and tabor, recite Sufi poetry, can fill an exquisite hookah, mix the perfect bhang lhassi, and you won't believe what I can do with sherbert. I know the hundred secret ways to relieve muscular tensions - particularly useful after long flights in a capsule, and the seven-score sensual delights that not even the secret squeeze of the Amarr Emperor knows in full.

No stranger to hard work, like any full member of the Haphazard Bazaar, I can drive a camel train across deserts with the same facility that I can pilot an Iteron over constellations. I can muck out camels' stables or a Thorax' drone bay with the same ease and grace.

My ambition is simple - to give pleasure wherever I can. It's regrettable that universal peace can never be a by-product of my goal, since I provoked bitter rivalries to the point of blood-feud until I withdrew under the protection of The Mighty One, (and I should know), Hazara Khan, (praise him! praise him!), whose girth gives me shade, and who patrols the plentiful paths of pleasure with me.Since war is inevitable, I have decided to share the bounty of my presence with the universe at large once more, hoping only to bring pleasure to a few. As Playmate of the Year, that beneficence would be magnified, naturally.

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You are just degrading yourselves and I find this all rather sickening just thinking about all those glistening slinky dirty gorgeous bodies being stared at by aging balding men with bad breath. Yuck.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves, what a waste.

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Some of us girls have to *work* for a living hunney,
this could be a way out of the gutter.

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Miso honey you knwo you need to enter.

teach them what a real woman should be like not not all this glitz and stuff you need to be hard and fast in this universe.

I vote for miso to be enterd.

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This is a competition for bubble heads and bimbos...I'm far to sexy, dirty, alluring and horny for this sort of thing

If you want to enter my private competition vyper, convo me in game and I'll get the girls together in Torrinos and we'll take you on a guided tour of our beauty spots and places of interest...

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Fair Fighting
Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ???
"If you end up in a fair fight, you planned it wrong." (Ehm yeah, or CCP ****ed with the scanner again..)

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and hey i was not voting you on your looks alone i wanted to see what would happens if you let the fox into the chicken pen

RUN LITTLE CHICKS I'M COMMING FOR YOU!!

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Now Jael, sweetie, if we could just do something about that hair...

Kisses
- Victoria

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"I vote for miso to be enterd."

... I don't think Miso needs votes to be entered often enough as it is. :s

(which reminds me, where is Daes?)

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Fair Fighting
Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ???
"If you end up in a fair fight, you planned it wrong." (Ehm yeah, or CCP ****ed with the scanner again..)

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I second that Miso love, as our threesome with Jade was something of a out-of-this world experience.

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