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Heff
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Posted - 2003.12.06 20:19:00 -
[1]
Edited by: Heff on 06/12/2003 20:20:41
Our sincerest apologies for letting this slip for so long. The corporate theft we experienced months ago sent shockwaves through Playboy Enterprises and it took some time to recover. Now that we have, on with the show!
We are looking for the PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR! If you think you have what it takes, post your qualifications here. Likes, dislikes, and any other relevant information is HIGHLY encouraged. The more flavor you add, the better!
We will try to solicit sponsors to offer prizes for the winner. I will add more information as I get it.
To remind you of what this was all about, attached is a link to one of our old competitions:
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=31004&page=1
Note: This competition is 100% voluntary. If you do not wish to participate, do not infringe on other peopleÆs choice to do so.
Happy Holidays!
Heff
President, Playboy Enterprises
[email protected]
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Iwanna Humpalot
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Posted - 2003.12.06 20:21:00 -
[2]
Pick me! Pick me! .... Oh yeah, and I like children and want world peace 
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Negotiator
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Posted - 2003.12.06 20:35:00 -
[3]
hooooow about me? im teh sexor
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Foxy Cleopatra
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Posted - 2003.12.06 20:36:00 -
[4]
Edited by: Foxy Cleopatra on 06/12/2003 20:47:31
Pick Me!
I want war!
And Im very poor, I work as mechanic fixing beaten up imicus class frigs for n00bs 
(oh and im 100% real and know how to use hairspray - Iwanna  )
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Znaei
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Posted - 2003.12.06 20:55:00 -
[5]
Edited by: Znaei on 06/12/2003 20:57:56
When will there be a Playgirl competition?? 
clagnuts> im drunk just come back from pirates night in spain , wtf i thought it was some eve guys getting together for a drink , turned out to be a feken real pirates show , doh |
Iwanna Humpalot
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Posted - 2003.12.06 20:57:00 -
[6]
 Quote:
(oh and im 100% real and know how to use hairspray - Iwanna )
Then why dont you use some? That bored, lonely housewife look doesnt work anymore! 
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Eversucks
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Posted - 2003.12.06 21:03:00 -
[7]
I scam and steal. Keep your both hands on the wallet, at all times.
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Calia Stormrage
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Posted - 2003.12.06 22:45:00 -
[8]
Sexy redhead what can I say?
Will do threesomes with other redheads and maybe some brunettes.
Like chocolate, football and watching action movies :)
Come get me
The right path is not easily chosen.
Walk into the light and be redeemed.
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PussyCat
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Posted - 2003.12.06 23:07:00 -
[9]
Ohhhh, Heff, I would love to have your biomass so I could do dirty things with it. I miss the old days in the besttower when I deliverd the minerals, blink, blink 
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Victoria Madison
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Posted - 2003.12.06 23:48:00 -
[10]
Hey Heff! I'm glad to see that you are back in business!
It would make me extra jiggly-happy to be the Playmate of the Year! I was so disappointed that there was no Miss September...
So, please consider my thong thrown into the ring!
Kisses,
Victoria
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Katchin
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Posted - 2003.12.07 00:12:00 -
[11]
Consider me entered.
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Enraku Reynolt
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Posted - 2003.12.07 00:20:00 -
[12]
Quote:
I scam and steal. Keep your both hands on the wallet, at all times.
Gha, its hidious, SOMEONE GOUGE OUT MY EYES!!!
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Do not let the world change you.
Change the world
Here's everything I know about war: somebody wins, somebody loses, and nothing is ever the sa |
LaneHacker
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Posted - 2003.12.07 01:14:00 -
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Quote:
I scam and steal. Keep your both hands on the wallet, at all times.
Okay here we go:
1 - You need a lip job
2 - You need a nose job
3 - You need someone to look at you hair style
4 - You need to have that black sh|t taken off with a laser
... cause damn you look scary! And not in a good way!
=Vagabonds= |
Heff
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Posted - 2003.12.07 02:11:00 -
[14]
Edited by: Heff on 07/12/2003 02:11:48
Quote:
Hey Heff! I'm glad to see that you are back in business!
It would make me extra jiggly-happy to be the Playmate of the Year! I was so disappointed that there was no Miss September...
It was a tough time but we're past that now. Let's get back into the swing of things by finding the new hottie to represent 2003! Keep 'em coming!
Heff
President, Playboy Enterprises
[email protected]
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PussyCat
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Posted - 2003.12.07 02:16:00 -
[15]
Rofl lol Lanehacker love your sig
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Eversucks
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Posted - 2003.12.07 02:17:00 -
[16]
I am scary, I'm your worst fear. That's me in your hangar doing Legitimate Buisness (tm)
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Shigella
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Posted - 2003.12.07 02:48:00 -
[17]
I like world peace, bunny rabbits and extreme pain.
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SlightlyMad
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Posted - 2003.12.07 02:59:00 -
[18]
Ok...
F. you
I'm picking up the legacy after Rihanna.
Your "Corperation" is a joke.
I decree a bloddfeud between you and me.
*
-"You know, we play the "good guys" right? We kill pirates, griefers, retards and general subversive elements in the EVE-Community. To the rest, we are friendly and always prepared to help out. Peo |
Jash Illian
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Posted - 2003.12.07 04:40:00 -
[19]
j0sephine
I mean its like you want corporations to oblige each other like its sex or something. Pffft I would rather **** my enemy.- Rohann
Be careful out there. That other guy waiting in the queue for the gate MIGHT be a baby-munching frock-burner, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!- Lallante |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.12.07 09:35:00 -
[20]
H-h-h-h-halo Jones.
Tech 2 MILF at its finest.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Dr Peace
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Posted - 2003.12.07 11:03:00 -
[21]
Looks like an angel, loves like a devil !
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Dora
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Posted - 2003.12.07 13:41:00 -
[22]
Excellent entries, keep them coming <G>
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Dora
CEO Playboy Enterprises
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: playboy_ |
DJTempest3K
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Posted - 2003.12.07 13:58:00 -
[23]
I nominate the EVE-Radio DJ's - just because
DJ Tempest
EVE-Radio - visit us @ www.eve-radio.com
Music you can mine, mission & pod too :) |
EVE Radio
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Posted - 2003.12.07 14:16:00 -
[24]
Quote:
I nominate the EVE-Radio DJ's - just because
shouldn't you be working
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Diaego
Manager and Lead Producer
EVE Radio - http://www.eve-radio.com
[email protected] |
clamy dia
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Posted - 2003.12.07 14:35:00 -
[25]
What about me, i am sexxxxxy!!!!!!!
Dont **** me off...
I'm running out of places to hide the body... |
NEMESISTER
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Posted - 2003.12.07 14:51:00 -
[26]
Edited by: NEMESISTER on 07/12/2003 14:52:10
I am so nervous about this. I have never posed nude before. I hope that the pictures are tastefull. I also hope the camera man likes, well I maybe in a good mode afterwards.
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ga'ia
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Posted - 2003.12.07 15:31:00 -
[27]
I¦ve never been picked . But I¦am gonna give a last shot!
Likes; Piggys .
Dislikes; TomB forcing me to squeak to answer my questions  .
__________________________________________________________ |
Kombayah Lord
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Posted - 2003.12.07 15:34:00 -
[28]
mmmm... ga'ia....
asd |
Halo Jones
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Posted - 2003.12.07 15:50:00 -
[29]
My name is Halo, and i like to fly the big ships
Oberon Incorporated. |
Captain KinK
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Posted - 2003.12.07 15:54:00 -
[30]
Hi! <giggles>
I would like to enter the contest, too!
Now, about myself a bit! <giggles>
My favourite colours are cyan and magenta (not necessarily in that order), i just adore quafe and protein delicacies, and am a fanatic about ex-Earth pop teenage megastar Britney Spears (still got some of her best holovids in my condo - Crossroads and Live from LA). Though my appearance might look rugged, I'm actually quite shy.  <giggles>
What I'd like to do when i become miss... er... mister, and win a lot of money, is a year-long cruise through Jovian space. There I'd undergo numerous corrective and aesthetic surgeries (to fix that right eye of mine, among other things - just scares people when it shouldn't), endulge myself in sampling every imaginable corporal and spiritual delight, and get myself a truckload of prime-quality Jovian candy and ice-cream.
And, to cut the long story short, I'll just give you one of my cute and thoroughly disarming smiles! <giggles>
Subliminal message: Choose me! Choose me!
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Evil Bunny
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Posted - 2003.12.07 15:55:00 -
[31]
How do ya'll like shaved girls?
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HitGirl
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Posted - 2003.12.07 16:07:00 -
[32]
Why not=) Well im in, this is not my naturel hair color=) Im blone, blue eyed:P
Chief Executive Officer
Inferno Corp: Where we are ultimate Destruction will follow |
Illanya
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Posted - 2003.12.07 16:13:00 -
[33]
Mmmmmm, trade alt. |
kim yong
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Posted - 2003.12.07 16:32:00 -
[34]
I'll win.
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Gormur
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Posted - 2003.12.07 17:02:00 -
[35]
*grr*
I want worldpeace and yes, I want all children to be happy
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Gormur
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Posted - 2003.12.07 17:03:00 -
[36]
if you can't see the face, just look ingame on it
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P3gasus
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Posted - 2003.12.07 17:03:00 -
[37]
Im a foxy ladie :D
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Hercules will kick your ass for me, so watch out ;) |
Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.12.07 18:38:00 -
[38]
Oh come on it's got to be Miso.
A snarl, a sneer
a whip that stings
These are a few of my favorite things.
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Cekira
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Posted - 2003.12.07 18:46:00 -
[39]
To shotõm or not to shotõm tat ist the quistion.
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sarha
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Posted - 2003.12.07 19:53:00 -
[40]
Hello Boys! |
Ghanima Alaric
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Posted - 2003.12.07 21:06:00 -
[41]
Hi guys.
likes - tinkering with my vigil , and nude sun batheing on the observation deck when in orbit around a star.
dislikes - guys with small guns mounted to their battleships.
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Jamm3d
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Posted - 2003.12.07 21:19:00 -
[42]
Pick me, you dont know how many times ive overheard people say "i wanna punisher" and "i really want a rifter"
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ga'ia
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Posted - 2003.12.07 21:57:00 -
[43]
Why do people go and create alts for this every time? Heff, I hope alts are not allowed  ...?
__________________________________________________________ |
Victoria Madison
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Posted - 2003.12.07 22:24:00 -
[44]
Well, I for one am over three months old...Definitely not an alt.
But I'm still barely legal...
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Heff
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Posted - 2003.12.07 22:59:00 -
[45]
Edited by: Heff on 07/12/2003 23:15:07
Quote:
Ok...
F. you
I'm picking up the legacy after Rihanna.
Your "Corperation" is a joke.
I decree a bloddfeud between you and me.
Oh dear. Slightly Mad, are you still holding a grudge because an old member told you to "bugger off"? Really, let it go. If you have a problem, you can always chat with me about it. No need to have a ****ing match. That's old news, and to be quite honest, quite immature and pointless. I look forward to chatting with you if you're up to it.
To all of our entrants, please know that your picture as well as your writing will go into the final decision. Please add whatever flavor you can... humor and creativity go a LONG way.
Heff
President, Playboy Enterprises
[email protected]
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Jasmyn
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Posted - 2003.12.07 23:04:00 -
[46]
Someone once told me they loved me. |
Hellena
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Posted - 2003.12.07 23:06:00 -
[47]
Edited by: Hellena on 07/12/2003 23:09:55
radical ideas comming to a system near you. im a well rounded combat pilot/miner/hauler/trader/diplomat. plus im color coordinated
Not Just Another Pretty Face
La Maison Hostess |
HighBirdDeuce
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Posted - 2003.12.08 16:22:00 -
[48]
Don't forget, plast winners are eligible for Playmate of the Year.
Good Luck!
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
HighBirdDeuce
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: [email protected] |
Krak Ho
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Posted - 2003.12.08 19:25:00 -
[49]
Likes:
Dancing topless on tables
Cruising the trailer park for hot dudes
Seeing my brother naked
Dislikes:
The dentist
Shaving my pits
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Jael
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Posted - 2003.12.08 20:31:00 -
[50]
Edited by: Jael on 13/12/2003 12:25:25
By order of my glorious master (praise him! praise him!), the Sultan of Concupiscence, Hazara Khan, I am permitted to leave the seraglio of the Haphazard Bazaar, which can only benefit by my inevitable victory.
My attributes are undoubted - trained by the finest eunuchs in the Bazaar, I have the following essential skills:
 Tongue Bathing
Belly Dancing
Zero-G Contortion
Positions That Only Work in Warpspace
 Harem Management
Silk Pillow Throwing
 Petulant Foot Stamping
Seraglio Knife Fighting
Keeping Eunuchs In Line
I play the zither, sitar, and tabor, recite Sufi poetry, can fill an exquisite hookah, mix the perfect bhang lhassi, and you won't believe what I can do with sherbert. I know the hundred secret ways to relieve muscular tensions - particularly useful after long flights in a capsule, and the seven-score sensual delights that not even the secret squeeze of the Amarr Emperor knows in full.
No stranger to hard work, like any full member of the Haphazard Bazaar, I can drive a camel train across deserts with the same facility that I can pilot an Iteron over constellations. I can muck out camels' stables or a Thorax' drone bay with the same ease and grace.
My ambition is simple - to give pleasure wherever I can. It's regrettable that universal peace can never be a by-product of my goal, since I provoked bitter rivalries to the point of blood-feud until I withdrew under the protection of The Mighty One, (and I should know), Hazara Khan, (praise him! praise him!), whose girth gives me shade, and who patrols the plentiful paths of pleasure with me.Since war is inevitable, I have decided to share the bounty of my presence with the universe at large once more, hoping only to bring pleasure to a few. As Playmate of the Year, that beneficence would be magnified, naturally.
------------=o0O+O0o=------------
Peg Wench
Hazara Khan's Haphazard Bazaar
The Finest Camels in all EVE!
Come into my tent...
O0o=------------+------------=o0O |
Brutilda
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Posted - 2003.12.08 21:07:00 -
[51]
All dese hos is uuuuug-llyy. heff, u no u wants me.
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Teen
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Posted - 2003.12.08 21:26:00 -
[52]
shouldn't playmate of the year be one of us girls that already hang at the mansion after being selected as a monthly playmate? ;)
Miss August 2003 - http://eve.unnerf.com/ |
Girl
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Posted - 2003.12.08 21:57:00 -
[53]
likes: cute gals, rough guys (traditional, eh? ;)), eyes, long hair (on girls), kittens, orgasms...
dislikes: pubic hair, foreplay, accounting (former employment, hated it!)...
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Gan Ning
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Posted - 2003.12.08 22:00:00 -
[54]
I really think I should win, I mean, just look at my nose.
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Maedchen
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Posted - 2003.12.08 22:10:00 -
[55]
Edited by: Maedchen on 08/12/2003 22:17:47
Hmpf...
Things I like: Rubber, Latex, Leather, Whips, Handcuffs, Chains, Bondage, S&M, Lubricants and Surgical gloves.
Things I don't like: Disobedience.
Now KNEEL! *smack* *whip*
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Heff
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Posted - 2003.12.08 23:07:00 -
[56]
Quote:
shouldn't playmate of the year be one of us girls that already hang at the mansion after being selected as a monthly playmate? ;)
Typically, but our situation forced us to put the search on hold and it wouldn't be ideal to only have 2 contestants compete (Teen and Narja). Next year, our end-of-the-year ballot will include only previous winners... but it's open to everyone now.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.08 23:58:00 -
[57]
Good luck with this Heff - thats a pretty sorry bunch of women that have entered so far. Gan's about the pick of the bunch so far...
Miso x
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Dead
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Tridarra
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Posted - 2003.12.09 01:19:00 -
[58]
Edited by: Tridarra on 09/12/2003 01:19:33
I'll enter too :)
Seems like fun :D
edit: bah, seems my avatar still didnt get rendered :( |
Honey Babe
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Posted - 2003.12.09 01:42:00 -
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Chrisa Amarr
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Posted - 2003.12.09 02:13:00 -
[60]
I like cruising around and observing the beutifull scenery of the stars and moons. I also like this competition for playmate of the year
I dislike war, lossing ships, and lossing friends.
I am a very well hygenic feamale with great potential to do anything and everything I want.
I will love to be on the cover of Playboy Enterprises.
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Finity
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Posted - 2003.12.09 03:17:00 -
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nails
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Posted - 2003.12.09 03:23:00 -
[62]
nails here, For those that don't know me very well, I am your anime overlord.
Random Quote: "You thought you knew everything about anime till you met nails"
Likes: Anime, Ayu Trance, mint ice cream, LDs, Slim topless girls wearing tight blue jeans.
Dislikes: english dubbing, disney, cartoon network, your mother, D&D.
Also don't forget, nobody in this game has hair as blue as mine.
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http://ota-corps.otaku.jp -- Anime l33t level
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Victoria Madison
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Posted - 2003.12.09 07:34:00 -
[63]
Quote:
Edited by: Jael on 08/12/2003 20:33:22
By order of my glorious master (praise him! praise him!), the Sultan of Concupiscence, Hazara Khan, I am permitted to leave the seraglio of the Haphazard Bazaar, which can only benefit by my inevitable victory.
My attributes are undoubted - trained by the finest eunuchs in the Bazaar, I have Level 5 the following essential skills: Tongue Bathing, Belly Dancing, Zero-G Contortion and Positions That Only Work in Warpspace, as well as Harem Management, Silk Pillow Throwing, Petulant Foot Stamping, Seraglio Knife Fighting and Keeping Eunuchs In Line.
I play the zither, sitar, and tabor, recite Sufi poetry, can fill an exquisite hookah, mix the perfect bhang lhassi, and you won't believe what I can do with sherbert. I know the hundred secret ways to relieve muscular tensions - particularly useful after long flights in a capsule, and the seven-score sensual delights that not even the secret squeeze of the Amarr Emperor knows in full.
No stranger to hard work, like any full member of the Haphazard Bazaar, I can drive a camel train across deserts with the same facility that I can pilot an Iteron over constellations. I can muck out camels' stables or a Thorax' drone bay with the same ease and grace.
My ambition is simple - to give pleasure wherever I can. It's regrettable that universal peace can never be a by-product of my goal, since I provoked bitter rivalries to the point of blood-feud until I withdrew under the protection of The Mighty One, (and I should know), Hazara Khan, (praise him! praise him!), whose girth gives me shade, and who patrols the plentiful paths of pleasure with me.Since war is inevitable, I have decided to share the bounty of my presence with the universe at large once more, hoping only to bring pleasure to a few. As Playmate of the Year, that beneficence would be magnified, naturally.
As much as I want to be Playmate of the Year, I must admit that Jael's introduction was quite compelling.
Now Jael, sweetie, if we could just do something about that hair...
Kisses
- Victoria
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Varia
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Posted - 2003.12.09 09:59:00 -
[64]
You are just degrading yourselves and I find this all rather sickening just thinking about all those glistening slinky dirty gorgeous bodies being stared at by aging balding men with bad breath. Yuck.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves, what a waste.
Women that strive to equal men lack ambition. |
Jenn
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Posted - 2003.12.09 10:13:00 -
[65]
Heff,
sign me up !
That is,...
if there is a big-fat-isk-reward waiting.
>> Likes, dislikes, and any other relevant information
Ehh, I like, ehh, money, and
uhm,... galaxy-wide-peace,
yeah, that's it, peace...
Hugs&Kisses,
Jenn...
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Jenn
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Posted - 2003.12.09 10:19:00 -
[66]
Quote:
You are just degrading yourselves and I find this all rather sickening just thinking about all those glistening slinky dirty gorgeous bodies being stared at by aging balding men with bad breath. Yuck.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves, what a waste.
Some of us girls have to *work* for a living hunney,
this could be a way out of the gutter.
Remember that next time you decide to ramble
your outdated girl-power nonsense from your
big ivory tower...
([ooc]lol, does that translate to english ??[/ooc])
We are all strong women, YOU try standing in
front of that camera without breaking down
dear...
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Thrak
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Posted - 2003.12.09 10:36:00 -
[67]
I say Teen has to get this award.
Oh yeah and I've just fitted a double mattress into my Megathron by the way...
Now I'm a classy streetwise kid with an eye for the ladies.
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Varia
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Posted - 2003.12.09 10:36:00 -
[68]
Edited by: Varia on 09/12/2003 10:36:53
(ooc: hehe)
Quote:
Some of us girls have to *work* for a living hunney,
this could be a way out of the gutter.
Maybe true for some, but it looks like to me you can take the girl from the gutter, but not the gutter from the girl, again what a waste.
Face facts the only place these men want you is face down, licking their boots.
Women that strive to equal men lack ambition. |
vyperpit
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Posted - 2003.12.09 11:02:00 -
[69]
Miso honey you knwo you need to enter.
teach them what a real woman should be like not not all this glitz and stuff you need to be hard and fast in this universe.
I vote for miso to be enterd.
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Fair Fighting 
Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ???
"If you end up in a fair fight, you planned it wrong." (Ehm yeah, or CCP ****ed with the scanner again..) |
Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.09 11:15:00 -
[70]
Quote:
Miso honey you knwo you need to enter.
teach them what a real woman should be like not not all this glitz and stuff you need to be hard and fast in this universe.
I vote for miso to be enterd.
This is a competition for bubble heads and bimbos...I'm far to sexy, dirty, alluring and horny for this sort of thing
If you want to enter my private competition vyper, convo me in game and I'll get the girls together in Torrinos and we'll take you on a guided tour of our beauty spots and places of interest...
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Dead
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Tessa Corpius
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Posted - 2003.12.09 11:18:00 -
[71]
Well lets see.
36 24 36, I'm hot.
I like to finger paint naked. Do my hair. Pick flowers. Do my hair. And did I mention I like to finger paint naked?
I dislike quafe.
"*giggles* Oops I dropped my pen." |
Tessa Corpius
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Posted - 2003.12.09 11:21:00 -
[72]
Guess my picture doesn't want to show up.
"*giggles* Oops I dropped my pen." |
vyperpit
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Posted - 2003.12.09 11:51:00 -
[73]
Edited by: vyperpit on 09/12/2003 11:55:07
Quote:
This is a competition for bubble heads and bimbos...I'm far to sexy, dirty, alluring and horny for this sort of thing
If you want to enter my private competition vyper, convo me in game and I'll get the girls together in Torrinos and we'll take you on a guided tour of our beauty spots and places of interest...
what can one say to be invited out for a nite on the raz by miso. i would luv to but i spend alot of my time dacing at Ombers ***** Bar. maybe another time.
and hey i was not voting you on your looks alone i wanted to see what would happens if you let the fox into the chicken pen
RUN LITTLE CHICKS I'M COMMING FOR YOU!!
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Fair Fighting
Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ???
"If you end up in a fair fight, you planned it wrong." (Ehm yeah, or CCP ****ed with the scanner again..) |
Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.09 12:44:00 -
[74]
Quote:
and hey i was not voting you on your looks alone i wanted to see what would happens if you let the fox into the chicken pen
RUN LITTLE CHICKS I'M COMMING FOR YOU!!
Yeah, thats what I thought, but it would be a massacre.
Do try and make some time to visit us in Torrinos. We're currently re-decorating the stations - they clashed before, but Jade has done marvellous things with soft drapes and furnishings and now everything matches.
If you're very lucky, I might take you to Torrinos 1, and gently gank you with my rifter.. there's nothing quite like a solid, throbbing piece of minmatar machinery to get you hot and bothered...
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Dead
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Varia
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Posted - 2003.12.09 12:53:00 -
[75]
Oh my
Women that strive to equal men lack ambition. |
Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.12.09 13:18:00 -
[76]
I second that Miso love, as our threesome with Jade was something of a out-of-this world experience.
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Jubeli
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Posted - 2003.12.09 13:57:00 -
[77]
Well why not ;)
Free and protected space, pirates far out so that the honest tradepeople can get their research done without harm.
Also tolls for gallente people in caldari space. |
vyperpit
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Posted - 2003.12.09 14:47:00 -
[78]
Hmmm as much as that offer sound interesting i do believe that it sounds like jade needs it more then me. Putting up soft drapes well i suppose someone has to. me personally i prefer chrome and metal I luv the icy touch against the bare skin.
Maybe another time Miso we could do a double show of you and me dancing at ozzies bar IÆm sure we can turn some heads and have some fun at the same time.
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Fair Fighting
Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ???
"If you end up in a fair fight, you planned it wrong." (Ehm yeah, or CCP ****ed with the scanner again..) |
Jael
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Posted - 2003.12.09 14:51:00 -
[79]
Quote:
Now Jael, sweetie, if we could just do something about that hair...
Kisses
- Victoria
I don't deign to observe coiffure advice from a girl with giant lice poking out of her 'do.
Hugs 
Jael |
j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.12.09 14:59:00 -
[80]
"I vote for miso to be enterd."
... I don't think Miso needs votes to be entered often enough as it is. :s
(which reminds me, where is Daes?)
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.09 15:00:00 -
[81]
LMAO at j0
Do I have a reputation for being easy?
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vyperpit
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Posted - 2003.12.09 15:14:00 -
[82]
Quote:
"I vote for miso to be enterd."
... I don't think Miso needs votes to be entered often enough as it is. :s
(which reminds me, where is Daes?)
j0se now play nicley the blood letting can not start till later.
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Fair Fighting
Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ???
"If you end up in a fair fight, you planned it wrong." (Ehm yeah, or CCP ****ed with the scanner again..) |
j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.12.09 15:26:00 -
[83]
"LMAO at j0
Do I have a reputation for being easy?"
Methinks it might come with the Jericho Fraction tag, or maybe it's the other way around and 'tis one of recruitment requirements... -.o
*looks at her own tag* yeah, yeah.. i know ;s
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.12.09 15:30:00 -
[84]
Quote:
I second that Miso love, as our threesome with Jade was something of a out-of-this world experience.
Ah it is a sinful scene yet strangely compelling at the same time!
Jovin should you being such things while pregnant?
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.09 15:51:00 -
[85]
Hey Hardin,
Wanna be the meat in a Jericho sandwich?
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.12.09 15:54:00 -
[86]
Oh my... you Gallente are so saucy.
Can I bring some Gherkin?
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.09 15:55:00 -
[87]
Well, I'm not sure I want to know what your pet name for your old fella is, but I hope its not green....
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.12.09 15:58:00 -
[88]
Ah Miso, don't pretend you don't know!
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vyperpit
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Posted - 2003.12.09 16:00:00 -
[89]
oh miso i see why you like hardin now. that chin makes a perfect place to sit and admire the view.
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Fair Fighting
Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ???
"If you end up in a fair fight, you planned it wrong." (Ehm yeah, or CCP ****ed with the scanner again..) |
Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.09 16:01:00 -
[90]
Hardin, seriously, if you have a gherkin in your pants, I'd seek medical attention immediately... did the cloning go wrong last time you got podded?
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.09 16:03:00 -
[91]
Quote:
oh miso i see why you like hardin now. that chin makes a perfect place to sit and admire the view.
Hardin used to frequent my dungeon. He can't afford it now so has to make do with Jim Hawkins beating him with a tyre iron...
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Jim Hawkins
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Posted - 2003.12.09 16:08:00 -
[92]
If he maintains these indecent relations he'll get more than a beating with a tyre iron my good lady
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.12.09 16:21:00 -
[93]
A message for Miso
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.09 16:26:00 -
[94]
tsk tsk tsk, Hardin...
All that corrective therapy at the hands of the inquisition has done nothing to cool your ardour, even with a gherkin in your pants...
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bUBbLeS dONkeY
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Posted - 2003.12.09 16:37:00 -
[95]
Edited by: bUBbLeS dONkeY on 09/12/2003 16:39:35
m3h! m3h!
i must b3 t3h win!
i R bootiful
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.09 16:40:00 -
[96]
Quote:
Edited by: bUBbLeS dONkeY on 09/12/2003 16:39:35
m3h! m3h!
i must b3 t3h win!
i R bootiful
Again, in English please?!
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Sforza
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Posted - 2003.12.09 16:40:00 -
[97]
Quote:
Well, I'm not sure I want to know what your pet name for your old fella is, but I hope its not green....
Oh great.
Every time I go to the fish and chip shop now I'll think of Hardin.
And i'll never look a pickled egg square in the eye again either.
Sforza
CEO
Vronsky Brothers and Sons
Council Member
Ushra'Khan |
vyperpit
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Posted - 2003.12.09 16:40:00 -
[98]
Quote:
m3h! m3h!
i should win
i R bootiful
Bubbles donkey is about right it some you up well. you look like an ass.
hardin my dear if you can chisle your face of a little more to look more like a saddle i may come over and take some riding leasons.
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Fair Fighting
Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ???
"If you end up in a fair fight, you planned it wrong." (Ehm yeah, or CCP ****ed with the scanner again..) |
Sforza
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Posted - 2003.12.09 16:41:00 -
[99]
Quote:
Edited by: bUBbLeS dONkeY on 09/12/2003 16:39:35
m3h! m3h!
i must b3 t3h win!
i R bootiful
Really, you shouldnt put your make up on while using a MWD.
Sforza
CEO
Vronsky Brothers and Sons
Council Member
Ushra'Khan |
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.12.09 16:44:00 -
[100]
Miso my ardour grows stronger as I grow older. I do not know why this is...
I know it is a sin and I ask the Emperor forgive me everynight before I sleep but Gallente wenches just have this unfortunate effect on me.
It is my guilt which makes me fight all the harder on behalf for the Empire - so maybe my lust is God's work afterall.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.09 16:45:00 -
[101]
Quote:
Bubbles donkey is about right it some you up well. you look like an ass.
Thwack!
Quote:
Hardin my dear if you can chisle your face of a little more to look more like a saddle i may come over and take some riding leasons.
He likes that sort of thing.
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vyperpit
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Posted - 2003.12.09 16:56:00 -
[102]
well we do learn some intresting things as the days go by.
i'm sure hardin was once man enough but with age and by the sounds of it Rot setting in i belive he is loosing his touch.
i think i will leave him in your care miso i would say tender care but we all know you hurt the ones you love.
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Fair Fighting
Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ???
"If you end up in a fair fight, you planned it wrong." (Ehm yeah, or CCP ****ed with the scanner again..) |
IIVY
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Posted - 2003.12.09 17:02:00 -
[103]
Edited by: IIVY on 09/12/2003 17:03:16
Well my cleavage didn't work in the last thread i posted in maybe my cleavage is good enough for this one
Mmmm...getting moist already just thinking about winning
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PsychoBitch
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Posted - 2003.12.09 19:35:00 -
[104]
Clevage intact.....
Meooow!
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Psycho*****
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: [email protected]
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.12.10 03:00:00 -
[105]
I leave the area for a couple of days to keep my corpmates from being eaten by wolves and the Jericho sweeties go wild.
Ever wonder why we never hear from the men?
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.10 08:54:00 -
[106]
The men in Jericho are strictly under our control, and that includes Athule. Although his Amarrian discipline seems to better than Hardins... I'm sure Athule could administer something from his labs to pop Hardins overactive love "Zeppelin"...
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.12.10 10:04:00 -
[107]
Edited by: j0sephine on 10/12/2003 10:04:32
"The men in Jericho are strictly under our control, and that includes Athule. Although his Amarrian discipline seems to better than Hardins..."
I'd chalk that up to the very good training of Mr.Snanm's love slaves.
... that, or the Quafe overdose o.o;
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.12.10 10:38:00 -
[108]
Has ever a Corp had such an amazing collection of delectable wenches before?
I feel sorry for Athule. His faith must be tested so regularly now! But he is strong and abides by the Scriptures. He can avoid the attraction of the Gallente wenches.
He is an inspiration to all true Amarrians. I wish that I had his strength!
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Juan Andalusian
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Posted - 2003.12.10 10:53:00 -
[109]
I believe that after failing at the pre-trial phase of the Amarr Championship Athule has dedicated his life in finding the secret behind the sexual performance boost that consumption of protein delicacies grants to male abusers of said substance.
**Pain is meant to be felt** |
IIVY
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Posted - 2003.12.10 12:26:00 -
[110]
GIRLS!! RULE!!.....exspecially me
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IIVY
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Posted - 2003.12.10 12:37:00 -
[111]
For all the guys that r posting in this thread..STOP!! trying to be women! You guys can't compete with us REAL Ladies.
Sooo...unless u guys grow T*t's and go D*ckless(witch IMHO i think all men are D*ckless) you can't win against us ladies flame-on brainless...i mean D*ckless men
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Femme Fatal
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Posted - 2003.12.10 12:38:00 -
[112]
If you dont pick me, ill kill you all.
HARRRRR
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Gan Ning
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Posted - 2003.12.10 12:42:00 -
[113]
This is an outrage.
I demand an equivelent for handsome greasemonkeys such as moi. |
Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.12.10 13:15:00 -
[114]
Quote:
The men in Jericho are strictly under our control, and that includes Athule. Although his Amarrian discipline seems to better than Hardins... I'm sure Athule could administer something from his labs to pop Hardins overactive love "Zeppelin"...
I don't know I bet with their new furbearing leader the Amarrians will soon be having love ins where they sit around reading Minmatar poetry and braiding flowers in their hair.
Are you say his pickle has to be inflated? Tech 2 love pumps? No wonder Hardin does so many missions, he must want the BP.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.10 15:04:00 -
[115]
Tech 2 Marital Aid BP "Mr Chopper", fits right into Jovins low slot...
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.12.10 15:06:00 -
[116]
I love it when you talk dirty
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.12.10 15:11:00 -
[117]
Quote:
Tech 2 Marital Aid BP "Mr Chopper", fits right into Jovins low slot...
You seriously need a spanking.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.10 15:13:00 -
[118]
Maybe... but whose man enough to do it?
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.12.10 17:51:00 -
[119]
Quote:
Maybe... but whose man enough to do it?
I think given these rugged Caldari looks and stylish clothes I think it's obvious who.
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Korban Dallas
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Posted - 2003.12.10 20:20:00 -
[120]
Isn't there more booty in Eve then this?
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.12.10 20:25:00 -
[121]
"I think given these rugged Caldari looks and stylish clothes I think it's obvious who."
... Forget it, am not spanking Miso today.
(hey, you did say stylish clothes... :s
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shakena
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Posted - 2003.12.10 22:23:00 -
[122]
Here's my entry :)
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.12.11 00:54:00 -
[123]
Quote:
"I think given these rugged Caldari looks and stylish clothes I think it's obvious who."
... Forget it, am not spanking Miso today.
(hey, you did say stylish clothes... :s
I don't believe you. I think you will spank Miso today and I want the video.
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Brutilda
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Posted - 2003.12.11 02:03:00 -
[124]
Did i win yet?
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Erel Kighas
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Posted - 2003.12.11 02:21:00 -
[125]
*wink*
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Amarissy
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Posted - 2003.12.11 02:35:00 -
[126]
After how many post u will see my face to see i'm really the prettiest
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Unity, Power and Knowledge.
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IIVY
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:59:00 -
[127]
Sooo...When do i get my prize Heff? U know i'm the finest peice of A$$ u have ever seen
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Dora
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:47:00 -
[128]
I would ask that people WITH portraits enter <G>
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Dora
CEO Playboy Enterprises
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: playboy_ |
Korban Dallas
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Posted - 2003.12.11 16:03:00 -
[129]
Dora,
Give up Heff and start up with me. I am a meat popcile!
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IIVY
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Posted - 2003.12.11 17:52:00 -
[130]
Quote:
I would ask that people WITH portraits enter <G>
not sure what u mean?
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Victoria Madison
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Posted - 2003.12.11 18:03:00 -
[131]
Quote:
Quote:
I would ask that people WITH portraits enter <G>
not sure what u mean?
She's talking about those skinny slags standing "en pointe" against a black background. (Oh yeah ladies, you know who you are!)
I know a girl's got to be thin these days, but those b'tches are taking it WAY to far.
Dora, I totally know where you're coming from...
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Heff
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Posted - 2003.12.11 18:16:00 -
[132]
This is all fine and dandy, but just yesterday I looked into the playboy_corp mailbox (you will see it on my signature banner) and saw this:
I am 21 year old female who is wanting to know how i can become a playboy model.?
I am 5'3 and a 115 lb I am skinny and tan I have blonde hair and hazel eyes I have a bra size of 36 c..I am wiling to send pictures of myself and even come out so u can take a first hand look at me I will be in New York City to visit on Feb 27. please write me back and let me know what I have to do to even get a interview for playboy..please this is a big dream of mine I want to be like Pam Anderson when she was in playboy.
Thank you,
***removed***
E-mail address ***removed***
Address ***removed***
Phone number ***removed***
Silly Earth dwellers. IÆve told them repeatedly that the contest is open to the four space-faring races only. Wonder how she got my address anyway...
Heff
President, Playboy Enterprises
[email protected]
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HighBirdDeuce
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Posted - 2003.12.11 21:00:00 -
[133]
Make sure she sends a pic!
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
HighBirdDeuce
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: [email protected] |
PaulAtreides
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Posted - 2003.12.12 12:01:00 -
[134]
I'll be back in New York in time for her interview. <G>
>;)
Want to work for me? |
Zena
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Posted - 2003.12.12 12:12:00 -
[135]
Hiya, I am Zena. I look innocent and sweet, but no man needs worry about me, I can handle it myself.
I love strapping on a great big ship, and letting my hair catch the solar winds of early morning.
I tend to be most attracted to strong, and confident males, and females sometimes too. opps!
I like to dominate in a relationship, and hope to someday to have my own kingdom. All will love me, as I will act with kindness of heart, and purity of spirit.
Really Heff love, can there be any other?
I represent all thats good in eve, and I can take out that which is bad.
I am clearly your choice for playmate of the year.
All my best,
Zena |
Dora
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Posted - 2003.12.12 14:01:00 -
[136]
Please note that the contest for Playmate of the year will end on Christmas Day and the results will be issued before New Years.
Please note that the competition for Miss January 2004 will commence on December 29th.
Good Luck to all!
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Dora
CEO Playboy Enterprises
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: playboy_ |
Bobbi
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Posted - 2003.12.12 19:08:00 -
[137]
Heck I might as well join
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Cawt Yrmanlookin
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Posted - 2003.12.13 04:20:00 -
[138]
Edited by: Cawt Yrmanlookin on 13/12/2003 05:45:27
test
A warrior's faith in her commander is her best armour and her strongest weapon.
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Cawt Yrmanlookin
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Posted - 2003.12.13 04:26:00 -
[139]
I could rock any mans universe.
The name says it all.
Sorry girls but I have caught-your-man-looking.
A warrior's faith in her commander is her best armour and her strongest weapon.
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Satans Slave
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Posted - 2003.12.13 04:34:00 -
[140]
MMMMM none of you are better looking than me...
I have been told i am the spitting image of Cameron Diaz.. |
Jael
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Posted - 2003.12.14 17:32:00 -
[141]
Quote:
I could rock any mans universe.
The name says it all.
Sorry girls but I have caught-your-man-looking.
...and he left tyre tracks on your face, minx. |
Cube
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Posted - 2003.12.14 18:19:00 -
[142]
Like: Big guns
Dislike: Little guns
:D
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Dora
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Posted - 2003.12.14 21:45:00 -
[143]
11 day s left till Playmate of the year is announced...
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Dora
CEO Playboy Enterprises
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: playboy_ |
Tess Durbeyfield
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Posted - 2003.12.14 22:35:00 -
[144]
Well, hello there Heff, you saucy little man! Our Daph told me all about her memorable visit to the Playboy offices; I might pop in myself to, erm, say hi
As for my likes and dislikes, there's nothing I love more than seducing Amarrian males - for all their posturing, most are extremely willing to abandon the scriptures in favour of more earthly and natural beliefs, once I've shown them the way
Dislikes? Hmm, have to get back to you on that one - all these endorphins flowing through my system give me a very relaxed outlook on life
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Sassinak
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Posted - 2003.12.15 00:27:00 -
[145]
hmmm
Sass
Arcane Technologies |
Inm8
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Posted - 2003.12.15 04:38:00 -
[146]
Seeing some of the entry's here I cannot but wonder if perhaps the time has come for a thread on not eve's most beautiful, but most repulsive creatures...
Myself undoubtedly included.
Most memorable thread moment has undoubtedly been this.
Has me laughing for over 2 hours now, each time I look I cannot help but roll over the floor in tears at such marvelous repulsiveness..
Owner of a Lonely Heart |
Mikkelina
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Posted - 2003.12.15 11:13:00 -
[147]
Let it be me - I¦m so pretty. I want worldpeace too, honestly.
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Rha
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Posted - 2003.12.15 11:46:00 -
[148]
Edited by: Rha on 15/12/2003 11:47:15
My picture says it all, should be me.
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Sabahl
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Posted - 2003.12.15 11:52:00 -
[149]
I would like to apply to be playmate of the year. I like puppies, afterburners and I want to be a warp core engineer when I graduate. My favourite colour is blue and I want to bring peace to the universe (except for the Amarr who must be eradicated mercilessly, of course).
Sabahl
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IIVY
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Posted - 2003.12.15 15:03:00 -
[150]
have i won yet?
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HighBirdDeuce
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Posted - 2003.12.15 16:39:00 -
[151]
The patch will not help some of the people that are repulsive...
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
HighBirdDeuce
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: [email protected] |
Peggy Bundy
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Posted - 2003.12.15 19:10:00 -
[152]
I fly naked.
CEO Rev0 |
Gan Ning
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Posted - 2003.12.15 19:15:00 -
[153]
Edited by: Gan Ning on 15/12/2003 19:16:14
Vyperpit is hot.
The rest look too angry and some (like the above) are so scary I don't think I can get to sleep tonight.
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HighBirdDeuce
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Posted - 2003.12.16 14:11:00 -
[154]
Everyone looks angry in Eve...
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
HighBirdDeuce
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: [email protected] |
Kaytlin
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Posted - 2003.12.16 15:04:00 -
[155]
I just wanted to enter. Click on my face to see the most beautiful Amarrian in EVE. |
Shin Zon
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Posted - 2003.12.16 16:22:00 -
[156]
I hope that Castor has a beautification skill. Some of these portraits are hideous!
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DJTempest3K
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Posted - 2003.12.16 16:29:00 -
[157]
OK, I changed my mind about nominating the DJ's - I nominate Pann instead
DJ Tempest
EVE-Radio - visit us @ www.eve-radio.com
Music you can mine, mission & pod too :) |
PsychoBitch
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Posted - 2003.12.18 17:32:00 -
[158]
I don't think that you will nominate Pann after you read the story <G>
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
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Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: [email protected]
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Korban Dallas
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Posted - 2003.12.18 21:23:00 -
[159]
Why? Is she ugly?
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Sarah Johnson
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Posted - 2003.12.18 23:51:00 -
[160]
If I¦d enter the competition, all you stupid little girlies would bite dust!
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Ylang Star
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Posted - 2003.12.19 03:44:00 -
[161]
I deliver fast, always!
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." |
Booky
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Posted - 2003.12.19 04:10:00 -
[162]
#1 ga'ia
#2 nails
Spelling corrections welcome, but don't expect me to edit my post. |
Lord Loverocket
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Posted - 2003.12.19 04:56:00 -
[163]
Me me me me
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Booky
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Posted - 2003.12.20 01:44:00 -
[164]
Bump
Spelling corrections welcome, but don't expect me to edit my post. |
HighBirdDeuce
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Posted - 2003.12.22 17:20:00 -
[165]
Only three more days before the contest for Playmate of the Years closes. Get your entries in fast!
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
HighBirdDeuce
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: [email protected] |
vampira
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Posted - 2003.12.22 17:31:00 -
[166]
Edited by: vampira on 22/12/2003 17:31:36
im a bleep & hate children, world peace? vote for me or feel my whip
keep it nice -Eris Discordia |
Jet Jagowrath
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Posted - 2003.12.22 17:49:00 -
[167]
I would like to enter, only wish i had spotted this thread earlier,
Im naughty spoilt rich girl with a bad temper and a passion for stirring trouble,
i like CA meat popsicals,
i dislike prejudice and racial hatred,
and if i win i'll squandor my prize money on my booster habit,
Love Jet xxx
King Jadrut of The Alliance That Kicks Your Arse Very Badly And Whoops You Like You've Never Seen Before, TATKYAVBAWYLYNSB for short, owns all Jove space, stay away or bad things will happen to you and your hamsters and/or gerbils mmmk
La Maison de tous les plaisirs - Where politics and pleasure meet...
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Dora
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Posted - 2003.12.22 19:59:00 -
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It is never to late...
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Dora
CEO Playboy Enterprises
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
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Faerynn
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Posted - 2003.12.22 20:52:00 -
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I should win, just because.
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ga'ia
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Posted - 2003.12.22 21:37:00 -
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Quote:
#1 ga'ia
#2 nails
awww, thx alot once again =), aren¦t you just to cute :D.
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Jiett
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Posted - 2003.12.22 22:03:00 -
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Is it too late for me to enter??
This is the big break I've been waiting for!
Just a miner's daughter from the empire outskirts trying to make it big in the galactic strip. I'm gettin a little tired of waiting tables in run-down Minmatar bars in old near-derelict stations with big dreadlocked pirates slobbering all over me.
C'mon make my dreams come true!
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Zazita
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Posted - 2003.12.22 22:33:00 -
[172]
My enty here:
Likes: Long space flights with frequent stops at the suns.
Fav color is red
Enjoy killing pirates and helping my corp m8s.
Also looking for a nich as spokswomen and possitive role eve-model for are youth.
(vote for me)
If you suffer from space madness too, there is help friends. SMA is now avalable to help you cope with the blackness and non-sense of a CCP driven eve. Thats right, Space Madness Anonoumouououse. Meet |
Miss Saigon
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Posted - 2003.12.23 00:38:00 -
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I have seen the all the dogs entering this contest, and well it is a sad thing to see. I have what it takes to be Playmate of the year.
1. I have pictues of Heff naked. Need I say more.
2. I did not have to go to the clone vats for bigger *******.
3. I am not a Gallentie women so I shave my legs.
4. Did I mention I have pictures of Heff hanging out with Michial Jackson.
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JackDonkey
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Posted - 2003.12.23 23:01:00 -
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If I were to be the sole judge of stuff like this only Ni-Kunni females need apply.... oh yeah baby
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Kara Tae'sau
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Posted - 2003.12.24 11:13:00 -
[175]
Hello boys, I like dirty boots, ugly spaceships, 70's sunglasses and my favourite thing is world peace.
pick me!
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Jack Hardy
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Posted - 2003.12.24 11:30:00 -
[176]
Jael should win, she looks like liv tyler, which is a good thing.
SCWIIIINNNNGG!
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OmegaTron
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Posted - 2003.12.24 14:38:00 -
[177]
did i win
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1of1
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Posted - 2003.12.24 15:41:00 -
[178]
Come on, it has to be me - look at my gorgeous poutingness!
And if you ever saw me in a push-up bra...
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Sparhawk
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Posted - 2003.12.24 17:25:00 -
[179]
Hmm. Well, of those I've seen in here so far, I'd have to say the top three imho(in no particular order) are:
Victoria Madison
Jael
and Miso (even though she isn't entering. . .)
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Tryst Angelfire
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Posted - 2003.12.24 17:37:00 -
[180]
Edited by: Tryst Angelfire on 24/12/2003 17:40:55
Quote:
#1 ga'ia
#2 nails
I agree! But then there is Jael and Victoria too, they look very yummy!
(sigh) Oops! Forgot to add, that though with the competition out there I doubt I will win, I'd like to enter as well.
(edit: added forgotten bit, at work and airheaded today )
Happy Holidays everyone!
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Victoria Madison
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Posted - 2003.12.24 19:06:00 -
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Dearest Tryst and Sparhawk,
Your encouragement tickles me...I'll let you imagine where.
Hmmmm....Tryst...nice name...gives me ideas...
Kisses,
Victoria
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PsychoBitch
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Posted - 2003.12.24 23:46:00 -
[182]
Only 5 hours left to enter for Playmate of the year!
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Psycho*****
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: [email protected]
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Jack Hardy
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Posted - 2003.12.25 01:41:00 -
[183]
Jael Jael Jael Jael *chants*
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Victoria Madison
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Posted - 2003.12.25 02:14:00 -
[184]
Edited by: Victoria Madison on 25/12/2003 02:23:18
Heff,
Here it is...almost Christmas...and THREE different agents have me slaving away. They are running my pert and firm little butt all over the galaxy...
And people thought Ebeneezer Scrooge was bad...
Please save me from this life of toil and sacrifice. Ever since I was a little girl I've looked up to those strong, confident women who grace the pages of your publications. I bet they don't have to worry about moving toxic waste from station to station...And I'm sure they already have all the shuttles, water, reports, and planetary vechicles they could ever want...
Now sweetie, you can make a little girl's dream come true...
Well...OK...I'm not so "little" anymore...
Kisses to all, and to all a good night.
-Victoria
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Heff
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Posted - 2003.12.30 23:06:00 -
[185]
The application process has been closed. We are currently deliberating on who our next Playmate will be and trying to put together a suitable prize. We should be announcing the winner very soon.
Heff
President, Playboy Enterprises
[email protected]
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Ariell Lucinwind
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Posted - 2003.12.30 23:08:00 -
[186]
What about Miso at the beach??
She looks hot -- read the thread
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Dora
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Posted - 2003.12.31 02:00:00 -
[187]
The link was removed, we couldn't judge it...
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Dora
CEO Playboy Enterprises
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: playboy_ |
Indigo Seqi
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Posted - 2003.12.31 02:22:00 -
[188]
How about you put all your pics on a site somewhere Ariel? :)
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Sun Tzi
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Posted - 2003.12.31 02:23:00 -
[189]
congratulationss
"The search for truth is more precious than its possession"
--Albert Einstein (03/14/1879-1955)
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OmegaTron
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Posted - 2004.01.02 13:26:00 -
[190]
Quote:
Dearest Tryst and Sparhawk,
Your encouragement tickles me...I'll let you imagine where.
Hmmmm....Tryst...nice name...gives me ideas...
Kisses,
Victoria
congrats Victoria on PlayMate of the Year U r cute
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