Nicocat
Caldari New Age Solutions
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Posted - 2007.01.24 22:16:00 -
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Edited by: Nicocat on 24/01/2007 22:13:49 We've only had one kind of female on the TS channel:
Canis Familiaris Whineus (yay for creatively creaming the censorship filter) This woman/girl/guy with squeaky voice exhibits the following:
-Whining. Lots of it, about God knows what at the time. Death? Whine. Skill training too long? Whine. Real life issues interfering with EVE? Double whine. Goes with point 3 REALLY well.
-Sensitivity. Don't you dare heckle this individual about how her Sader rolls over and goes belly-up versus anything scarier than a Badger. A torrent of angry retorts, crying, and/or leaving the TS channel and/or corp will follow. Not that the author of this particular block of text has ever done that to anyone, no sir.
-Nasal voice. I didn't know a microphone could fit within a nasal cavity, but lo and behold, some people just do the damndest things. While typically an acceptable facet of the human voice present in some people, this person takes it to the next level, especially when combined with the other points above and below, and double especially considering she talks constantly (see points 1 and 5).
-Poorness. While most female gamers can get money just from being cool, and others can get it the old-fashioned carebear-crushing way, this particular breed doesn't have squat, often relying on begging, whining (see point 1), or prodding her boyfriend (also likely to be on TS with her) for money and ships. This becomes very apparent, however, as a symptom of the signature characteristic of this voice comms dweller:
-Dependency. Some people just can't do much in EVE. Some people accept this and become miners, but not this one, oh no. A distinct emo vibe/inferiority complex comes from this one, particular whenever death rears its ugly head towards her, but even downtime is no escape from her. The TS is literally abuzz with her constant nagging, for isk, for ships, for a scout, for this and that, virtually anything at all. It's a wonder this breed of voice comms-enabled female can even function in reality, based on how she behaves in game. Coupled with the sheer amount of whining she can put out, as well as the "I have tomorrow's lunch worth of coins in my nose" voice, this can quickly lead to a myriad of problems, ranging from client-side muting to outright banning from the server.
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Originally by: Splagada SEED ME DADDY
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