Lyn30101
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Posted - 2007.01.28 06:21:00 -
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Edited by: Lyn30101 on 28/01/2007 06:18:38
 Originally by: HankMurphy
God Save New Eden!
(yes, i'm matar and i believe in God, just not the Amarr one).
I just realized something looking through the forums. I admit, I can be a little 'slow' sometimes. So i'm sure this already has become glaringly apparent to many of you.
EVE IS BEING TAKEN OVER BY TOUCHY FEELY CAREBEARS!
The kicker and my motivation for posting this was when i nearly had a brain aneurysm reading peoples justifications for logging out in bubbles to save their pretend ship.
Eve was built on pvp. It is a game of, by and for pvp. The rest is frill to up the player base and give us places to go shopping when we aren't in battle.
Are pvp players the new minority? Well, if not i'd sure believe we moving in that direction. Cant we just... i dunno.... open another cluster just for carebears or something?
-They can mine and hoard and rat in safe 0.0 (talk about an oxymoron).
-They wont have to fear bubbles or gate camps.
-They wont have to realize this is a M-M(ultiplayer)-ORPG.
-They can autopilot their Iteron Vs all the way from fountain to Cache!
-They can stop trying to psychoanalyze the 'evil' pirates that must obviously be RL criminals and rapists.
-They can fill their wallets and their hangars until the RL sky opens and takes us all to Valhalla! (i'm sure many will become upset when god tells them they cant take their pretend crap with them. A couple might even get off a couple forum posts before 'the end')
oh, and lets not forget
-They can once and for all eat my ***.
They wont need many servers on their cluster. Hell, just hook up a handful of Compaqs and gateways w/ a hub and call it good enough. Maybe this way the rest of the cluster can have massive fleet battles w/o horrible lag? By the way, this is a win-win solution. They apparently dont mind lag by the fact there are STILL 300-400 ppl in Jita everyday (you think they would find another system)
this post serves one purpose. to inform you more fluffy types...
WE (pvprs) WILL NOT STAND FOR THE PUSSIFICATION OF OUR NEW EDEN!
If you feel the need to do, or can relate with any of the bulleted items above. This is not the game you are looking for, please go to EB and buy Mario Sunshine, Simcity56000 or some other mind numbing ****.
/end rant
(i really need to find something more productive to do when it gets slow at work  )
I got two words for you: **** You!
Lemme tell you why. Us carebears PAID for all that fancy new hardware CCP installed in the last six months. WE paid the mother******* light bill at CCP. WE pay the majority of the Dev salaries so they can come up with inane **** like wcs make your targeting systems switch to throwing rocks.
I sincerly hope that all the carebears DO go back to wow one day, so Tranquility shuts down and you can then ***** about THAT.
Before someone says eve's numbers keep going up, I introduce you to "ALT ARMY"(tm) . This probably accounts for half the expansion of the last six months. And, since you seem to scream about influx of carebears, how many newer people do you think the game would lose if the carebears all left? We seem to be a new force relatively speaking, so for once why don't YOU GTFO and go play that new Pirates! game.
/rant |