Stitcher
Caldari
J.I.T. Enterprises
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.29 00:57:00 -
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In a shameless moment of egomaniacal self-pluggery I present:
MY OWN BIO (abridged edition - just the cool bit, in other words):
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Stitcher's Rules of EVE:
Rule 0: The GM is always right.
Rule 1: Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men.
Rule 2: Never underestimate the power of an enraged carebear
Rule 2a: Carebear stares are 500% more powerful in siege mode.
Rule 3: this is not the greatest song in the world, this is just a tribute.
Rule 4: mounting small guns on a battleship is dumb.
Rule 5: You are not Captain Picard. Or Han Solo. Or Flash Gordon. Or Edison Trent. Or Buck Rogers. Or Darth Vader.
Rule 5A: You are DEFINITELY not Malcolm Reynolds.
Rule 5b: You can be Cisko or Janeway, if you like, they sucked.
Rule 6: See Rule 17
Rule 7: Rule 7 is a lie.
rule 8: Protein Delicacies are people.
Rule 9: Don't smack talk if you can't back it up. with HACs.
Rule 10: You will not have a bumper sticker that says "My other vessel is a Naglfar"
Rule 10a: Nor will you have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you love Jin Mei"
Rule 11: Fooled you!
Rule 12: A Megathron full of exotic dancers does not qualify as a "pimpmobile"
Rule 13: Naming yourself after a character from Star Trek, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica, or any other sci-fi movies or TV shows is unoriginal. You don't want to be unoriginal, do you?
Rule 13A: rule 13 especially applies to Firefly. Yes it's cool, but plagiarism's bad, m'kay?
Rule 14: 1337 5p34|< 15 |)|_||\/|8
Rule 15: You shall not refer to your female Gallente alt as your "*****"
Rule 16: In space, no-one can hear you scream, so shut up and die, already!
Rule 17: See Rule 6
Rule 18: There IS an insta-win button - ctrl-Q
Rule 19: Dude, your alt is a woman!
Rule 20: My god, it's full of cans!
Rule 21: Stealth Battleships are silly
Rule 21a: That goes double for capital ships.
Rule 21b: Entire stealth FLEETS, on the other hand, are awesome
Rule 22: Never EVER forget rule 1
Rule 23: Yelling "Q'apla!" Over TS is not appropriate.
Rule 24: Soundwave Superior. Destructicons Inferior.
Rule 25: Smack in local is a fine and distinguished art. A delicate fencing match of razor wits and clever ripostes. Unfortunately, most of the people who practice it are about as subtle as an Australian rules football match.
Rule 26: There is no rule 11
Payment accepted in the form of Lols, Rofls, Lmaos and ISKs. suggestions always welcome. bear in mind, the bio's hit its character limit, and thus any suggestions you make MUST be better than the awesomeness you see arrayed above you in order to stand a chance of replacing something.
-Stitcher (Ego of the year 2006)
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