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Hllaxiu
Shiva
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.02.13 23:05:00 -
[61]
 Originally by: Toria Nynys
Originally by: Azrael Bierce
Two chicks at the same time.
If you think ISK will help you with that... Well, better prepare yourself for your eventual death as a virgin.
You should watch the movie "Office Space" - its really funny, and there are many references to it on teh internets.
As far as what I'd do with a billion isk... uh... well, I'd try and figure out where my last billion isk went - I think it went into buying HACs and command ships I don't use that much....
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Toria Nynys
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.02.13 23:18:00 -
[62]
Allrighty all, looks like we're running out of ideas.
Summary: I'm way too new and it's way too little cash to do anything truly exciting. My best bet is to see about joining up with existing corps/alliances for the next month and suicide against the cheating, lying scum who have sucked all the fun out of the game for me. That'd be varios BoD affiliates for those of you living under a rock.
The various Jita suicide scenarios are also still on the table as well.
Thanks for all the ideas!
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Aceoil
Direct Intent
The Makhai
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Posted - 2007.02.13 23:28:00 -
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You could suicide in Jita @ 4-4.
It would only cost you about 30 million in insurance money. And you would probably be -5.0 after one nice round of noobie killing.
As long as you can keep docking inside of Jita 4-4 and suiciding you could keep this up for another 30 times.
Then you would be -10.0. And the entire Jita system would be very angry with you. Some people might give you cash because of the evil deeds you are doing, and with the extra cash you could do a couple of more suicide runs out of Jita.
It would be good for the economy, because everyone would have to buy new ships and modules.
Also have a friend wait outside the station and cargo scan haulers that are undocking. When some noob undocks with 100 million in his tin can hauler blow him up for maximum carnage. GO FOR THE HIGH SCORE!
Come back to the forums, brag about your evil deeds, accept donations, and do it all over again.
Remember to fraps it all.
You could also suicide kill macro miners in ice belts.
They tend to hang around together, and you feel much better about killing them.
But again. Your sec status will suffer.
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Temerlyn
Minmatar
STK Scientific
INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.02.13 23:33:00 -
[64]
Id make my own cassino.
With hookers and black jack
Ahh forget the hookers.
ahh forget the whole thing....
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Almarez
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Posted - 2007.02.13 23:35:00 -
[65]
My question is how you have 1 Billion in assets with such young characters.
That being said. Hire out a mercenary corp and go kill the corporation/alliance of the first person that ever podded you.
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Spei Prodetor
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Posted - 2007.02.14 00:01:00 -
[66]
give it to me to buy a carrier and ill name it anything uw ant =D
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mvil
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Posted - 2007.02.14 00:08:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Toria Nynys
Awesome.
I would buy 500 000 units of Homeless and feed them to other Homeless, thereby (theoretically) doubling the mass one unit of Homeless. This tech 2 version of Homeless would have a mass of 1200kg, which surpasses the mass of Livestock, and that, my friend, leads to world domination...
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Big Al
Ki Shoda
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Posted - 2007.02.14 00:54:00 -
[68]
Build another nanoship so I can complain a little louder when the nerf comes down.
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Stitcher
Caldari
J.I.T. Enterprises
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.14 00:58:00 -
[69]
Keep it and use it to outfit my ships with decent mods.
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Verfanny
British Industrialist and Transportation Services
FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.14 01:39:00 -
[70]
I vote for choice 2 :P
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ErbUs
Minmatar
Freedom Guard
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.14 01:51:00 -
[71]
Ive got a great idea
you give me 1 billion and i'll start a blog on what i did with the money
I just moved down to 0.0 last week. I'll document my journey like Innominate Nightmare
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hotgirl933
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Posted - 2007.02.14 01:56:00 -
[72]
well seeing as tho I knightmare was probably cvowk in disguise anyway as soon as cvowk left so did IN
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Almarez
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Posted - 2007.02.14 02:02:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Azrael Bierce
Two chicks at the same time.
Not all chicks dig money.
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Manus Stuprare
Dominus Nihil EVE
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Posted - 2007.02.14 03:30:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Almarez
Originally by: Azrael Bierce
Two chicks at the same time.
Not all chicks dig money.
You need to get out more.
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Almarez
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Posted - 2007.02.14 04:35:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Manus Stuprare
Originally by: Almarez
Originally by: Azrael Bierce
Two chicks at the same time.
Not all chicks dig money.
You need to get out more.
I was hoping to get the third line from the movie, you know..."The type of chicks that'll double up on a dude like me do"
Come on man, tell me you've seen Office Space.
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Father Weebles
North Face Force
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Posted - 2007.02.14 04:55:00 -
[76]
buy a years worth of gtcs
"Welcome to EVE, where inflation is out of control."
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Shameless Avenger
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Posted - 2007.02.14 06:02:00 -
[77]
with 1B? ehm.. get a Freighther and... wait. That's about it. No more ISK left after that :( |
Mobius Timewalker
Caldari
Cadian Special Operations Command
Safe And Fun Environment
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Posted - 2007.02.14 13:43:00 -
[78]
i would fly to random sun/star, with corpies to help
there i would self destruct as many ship types as i could and make a Graveyard
Make up some RP about a super magnetic star and a battle there or something and you have a nice little danger spot. Get CCP to make it permanant(hardest part i know, but meh) and have the makings of a nice little attraction
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Hamfast
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.02.14 22:11:00 -
[79]
I think I would create an Alt named somethiong like "wersdfghsrt" and use that alt to send someone I did not like much from the boards a large chunk of ISK... delete the alt and report the person you sent it to as someone who was bragging about "Buying ISK for Cash"
Noob in training...
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