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xOm3gAx
Caldari
Stain of Mind
DAMAGE INC...
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Posted - 2007.02.24 02:26:00 -
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 Originally by: Nachshon
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A phone bill + bottle of cider vinegar
Alter the phone bill so that it is gigantic. Have the victim then drink the cider vinegar. Then give the phone bill to the victim and tell him that it is his. He has an ulcer, and the combination of vinegar and stomach acid eats a hole in his stomach. He dies.
A souvenir Eiffel Tower and an SAT admission ticket.
Hand them the ticket and stab them in teh face with the tower souvenir or the throat if u don't want htem to scream.
A cigarette and a match.
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"Mercinaries never die, we just go to hell to regroup." -xOm3gAx '99
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xOm3gAx
Caldari
Stain of Mind
DAMAGE INC...
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Posted - 2007.02.25 03:53:00 -
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Originally by: Nachshon
First, starve the tree frog. Put the victim into the Armageddon's pod.
If he goes into mind-lock (99.9999% chance):
Take him out. Feed him to the tree frog.
If he can use pods (0.0001% chance):
Feed the frog until it looks healthy and cute. Threaten to kill the frog unless victim agrees to destroy BoB's titan. Meanwhile, jam the frog into the guy's clone's throat. After he dies and gets podded, he chokes to death.
A desk calendar and a USB key.
Hit them in the back of the head and knock them out roll the desk calendar up real tight and thin and force it down their throat so they choke to death. Shove the usb key in their eye socket for good measure.
A napkin and a lint ball.
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"Mercinaries never die, we just go to hell to regroup." -xOm3gAx '99
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xOm3gAx
Caldari
Stain of Mind
DAMAGE INC...
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Posted - 2007.02.25 22:05:00 -
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Edited by: xOm3gAx on 25/02/2007 22:01:39
Originally by: Nachshon
Use the power cord from the electric guitar to tie them up. Jam the guitar down their throat. Then, before they choke to death, jam the cactus up their urethra. Video tape the whole thing and sell the video to people with cactus fetishists.
A statistics textbook and a feather.
make the victim read the text book and once they pass out from boredum shove the feather up the nose and begin the brain removal =P
A strand of hair and a dab of dried up glue
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"Mercinaries never die, we just go to hell to regroup." -xOm3gAx '99
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xOm3gAx
Caldari
Stain of Mind
DAMAGE INC...
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Posted - 2007.02.25 23:54:00 -
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Edited by: xOm3gAx on 25/02/2007 23:50:26
Originally by: Krulla
Soak the hair in glue, shove the hair down victim's throat, causing suffocation.
A wallet and a bass guitar.
Tie the victim up with the guitars cord shove wallet down throat causing suffocation keep the guitar.
An empty pack of smokes and a pencil eraser.
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"Mercinaries never die, we just go to hell to regroup." -xOm3gAx '99
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xOm3gAx
Caldari
Stain of Mind
DAMAGE INC...
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Posted - 2007.02.26 04:46:00 -
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Originally by: Nachshon
Eat the chocolate, entering a sugar-rush frenzy. This will give you the strength to pull the condom over the victim's head, suffocating him.
A telephone and a moist towelette.
Beat the victim in the back of hte head to knock them out with the phone and hten strangle them with the cord cleaning it off with the moist towelette afterwards.
A key ring and a gum wrapper.
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"Mercinaries never die, we just go to hell to regroup." -xOm3gAx '99
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xOm3gAx
Caldari
Stain of Mind
DAMAGE INC...
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Posted - 2007.02.26 20:49:00 -
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Originally by: Strangely Brown
Originally by: Krulla
A mobile phone and a black hoodie.
Use mobile phone to call in an airstrike on the victim's position. Use hoodie to protect eyes from the glare of the explosion.
(these are getting shorter and shorter!)
A post-it note and half a cup of cold tea.
Drink cold tea and go into a rage over it not being hot as it should be and kill the victim with you bare hands leaving the post it note behind as a calling card and a warning to all never to give u cold tea again.
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"Mercinaries never die, we just go to hell to regroup." -xOm3gAx '99
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