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Leisen
Interrobang Inc.
3
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Posted - 2011.12.18 08:10:00 -
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I was just chilling, and I looked over to see a tiny Condor on my dresser. I walked over to inspect further but it was accelerating, so I reached out and smacked it just as it was entering warp. A piece broke off and I thought I might have destroyed it, but upon inspecting it on the floor, it was mostly alright. It popped open, and about 5 ants crawled out of it, and they were clearly intelligent. I decided I would come to the forums to ask, did CCP put ants in EVE?
Also, I am somewhat concerned the ants will seek vengeance on me in my sleep. Though they were in a Condor, I got the feeling they weren't noobs. |
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
2109
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Posted - 2011.12.18 08:15:00 -
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Chlorine trifluoride is one hell of a drugGǪ
GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
If not, contact Miss DSA to shed your wardecs. |
Leisen
Interrobang Inc.
3
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Posted - 2011.12.18 08:23:00 -
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Do you suppose these ants are with the Gestapo? |
Darth A30NZ
Society Of New Eden Studies
Violent Society
49
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Posted - 2011.12.18 08:28:00 -
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GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER! |
Leisen
Interrobang Inc.
3
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Posted - 2011.12.18 08:31:00 -
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I think what we really need to concentrate on is who is behind these ants. They were probably spies or something now that I think about it. Why would CCP add spy ants to a game clearly having nothing to do with ants. Oh...it just hit me. Maybe these aren't ants we're dealing with guys. What if it's some elaborate camouflage to throw me off, or another species of super intelligent, ant-looking, internet spaceship flying insect things. |
Durie
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
4
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Posted - 2011.12.18 08:32:00 -
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One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. |
Xercodo
Xovoni Directorate
Not Usually Killing Everyone.
228
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Posted - 2011.12.18 08:38:00 -
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You're doing it wrong...the story was supposed to be about a merlin....
The Drake is a Lie |
Leisen
Interrobang Inc.
4
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Posted - 2011.12.18 08:40:00 -
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It was a Condor, I'm quite certain! |
Mr M
Agony Unleashed
49
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Posted - 2011.12.18 08:46:00 -
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I know these ants personally, I don't think they would do it.
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Leisen
Interrobang Inc.
4
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Posted - 2011.12.18 08:52:00 -
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Thank you, sir. That is very comforting. You are a good man. |
ACE McFACE
Acetech Systems
143
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Posted - 2011.12.18 09:01:00 -
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Leisen wrote:I was just chilling, and I looked over to see a tiny Condor on my dresser. I walked over to inspect further but it was accelerating, so I reached out and smacked it just as it was entering warp. A piece broke off and I thought I might have destroyed it, but upon inspecting it on the floor, it was mostly alright. It popped open, and about 5 ants crawled out of it, and they were clearly intelligent. I decided I would come to the forums to ask, did CCP put ants in EVE?
Also, I am somewhat concerned the ants will seek vengeance on me in my sleep. Though they were in a Condor, I got the feeling they weren't noobs.
Violence against giant starships is wrong
Real men wear goggles and a Navy shirt! |
Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate
245
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Posted - 2011.12.18 09:04:00 -
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The Null alliances, coalitions, power blocks, NAP fests need more ants... i mean drones. |
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
253
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Posted - 2011.12.18 09:29:00 -
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You didn't pod them? |
Fawcks
Avoid and Evade
Epsilon Shimmy Alliance
127
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Posted - 2011.12.18 10:28:00 -
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Leisen wrote:I was just chilling, and I looked over to see a tiny Condor on my dresser. I walked over to inspect further but it was accelerating, so I reached out and smacked it just as it was entering warp. A piece broke off and I thought I might have destroyed it, but upon inspecting it on the floor, it was mostly alright. It popped open, and about 5 ants crawled out of it, and they were clearly intelligent. I decided I would come to the forums to ask, did CCP put ants in EVE?
Also, I am somewhat concerned the ants will seek vengeance on me in my sleep. Though they were in a Condor, I got the feeling they weren't noobs.
Bro you need to stop ******* around on the internet and get serious with your preparations. I'd buy a gun and let your friends and family know about the danger you are in because I've seen this happen before. TRUST NO ONE. |
iCaldari
QWERTY ASDFG
6
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Posted - 2011.12.18 10:34:00 -
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Take more mucinex pills please. |
Max Von Sydow
Droneboat Diplomacy
87
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Posted - 2011.12.18 10:41:00 -
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The ants are obviously members of goonswarm or TEST. I suggest you try to incinerate them with a magnifying glass asap or they might construct a cyno in your home. |
robbyx
Sons Of Alexander
AL3XAND3R.
7
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Posted - 2011.12.18 10:45:00 -
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Did you know ants go to discos ?.......+1 for reference.
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Leisen
Interrobang Inc.
4
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Posted - 2011.12.18 10:47:00 -
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Ptraci wrote:You didn't pod them?
There was just something about them that told me not to.
Fawcks wrote:Bro you need to stop ******* around on the internet and get serious with your preparations. I'd buy a gun and let your friends and family know about the danger you are in because I've seen this happen before. TRUST NO ONE.
I plan on going to the store to purchase .44 magnum ammo shortly!
Thank you all for your support in my time of need. |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
1231
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Posted - 2011.12.18 10:53:00 -
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I'd like to see the holoreel on this...
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RubyPorto
Profoundly Disturbed
RED.Legion
154
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Posted - 2011.12.18 11:47:00 -
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Chribba wrote:I'd like to see the holoreel on this...
Chribba's got ants in his pants, just so he can Dance. |
Winters Chill
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
12
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Posted - 2011.12.18 12:08:00 -
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Where they import ants? |
Asurymen
The Black Rabbits
The Gurlstas Associates
4
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Posted - 2011.12.18 13:51:00 -
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By this point they may well have set up a clone bay behind your fridge, so I'd suggest finding your nearest bee colony and letting them know about it. |
Toshiroma McDiesel
Lupus Draconis
Dragehund
7
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Posted - 2011.12.18 15:39:00 -
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Phase IV has begun.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070531/
I make the sharp pointy things that you use to make things go BOOM! -áWithout me, you wouldn't have those sharp pointy things, and without you, I wouldn't have a reason to make those sharp pointy things. |
Orlacc
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
47
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Posted - 2011.12.18 15:51:00 -
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Ayahuasca ftw |
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
538
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Posted - 2011.12.18 17:37:00 -
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Probably "Red" ants.
I hear they are taking over all of EVE.
Revenge should not stop at the ship!
It's not so much a mission statement,-áit's more like a family motto. |
Krios Ahzek
Juvenis Iratus
326
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Posted - 2011.12.18 19:32:00 -
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Tippia wrote:Chlorine trifluoride is one hell of a drugGǪ
Ain't that the one that reacts with anything made of atoms?
Look upon my posts, ye mighty, and despair. |
TuonelanOrja
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
36
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Posted - 2011.12.19 09:19:00 -
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This is new
what you think next will happen now |
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
2112
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Posted - 2011.12.19 09:31:00 -
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Krios Ahzek wrote:Tippia wrote:Chlorine trifluoride is one hell of a drugGǪ Ain't that the one that reacts with anything made of atoms?
Pretty much. It burns sand, and ashes, and asbestosGǪ and just for good measure, it explodes if you do something really stupid like try to put the flames out with water.
GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
If not, contact Miss DSA to shed your wardecs. |
Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
20
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Posted - 2011.12.19 09:47:00 -
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Leisen wrote:I was just chilling, and I looked over to see a tiny Condor on my dresser. I walked over to inspect further but it was accelerating, so I reached out and smacked it just as it was entering warp. A piece broke off and I thought I might have destroyed it, but upon inspecting it on the floor, it was mostly alright. It popped open, and about 5 ants crawled out of it, and they were clearly intelligent. I decided I would come to the forums to ask, did CCP put ants in EVE?
Also, I am somewhat concerned the ants will seek vengeance on me in my sleep. Though they were in a Condor, I got the feeling they weren't noobs. And now, they are crawling on your face.
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Lyrrashae
Crushed Ambitions
Reckless Ambition
66
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Posted - 2011.12.19 09:48:00 -
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robbyx wrote:Did you know ants go to discos ?.......+1 for reference.
Confirming: There's nothing malicious about this OP, they're just heading to the club to get their groove on...
I A/F/K cloak in Jita. Does that count? |
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