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Savastan
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.06.02 07:24:14 -
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Welp, found out I got hacked while I was on a short break from the game. took all my SP and an interceptor, but on the plus I suppose, I'm 80M ISK richer then when I last logged on. and now a trip to the bank is in order to ensure I get a new card issued, Outstanding way to spend a day off from work.
So, if anyone spots a player by the name of "b0JlbShaYa Na4aLNiKa" ( prolly already biomassed) or one with the name of "m0nk3yT0uCH3r" flying about, I shall pay handsomely for their frozen corpses.
You may keep whatever cargo drops, and things salvaged. I want corpses, the jucier the KM the better. |

Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Rabble Alliance
2898
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Posted - 2016.06.02 14:31:13 -
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Savastan wrote:Welp, found out I got hacked while I was on a short break from the game. took all my SP and an interceptor, but on the plus I suppose, I'm 80M ISK richer then when I last logged on. and now a trip to the bank is in order to ensure I get a new card issued, Outstanding way to spend a day off from work.
So, if anyone spots a player by the name of "b0JlbShaYa Na4aLNiKa" ( prolly already biomassed) or one with the name of "m0nk3yT0uCH3r" flying about, I shall pay handsomely for their frozen corpses.
You may keep whatever cargo drops, and things salvaged. I want corpses, the jucier the KM the better. This needs to be a ticket
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Ionized First Strike
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2016.06.02 19:25:51 -
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It's not a killmail you should desire. It's an outright ban. And if you find out who the hacker is send your feces to him in the mail. |

Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
16125
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Posted - 2016.06.02 19:42:02 -
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Ionized First Strike wrote:It's not a killmail you should desire. It's an outright ban. And if you find out who the hacker is send your feces to him in the mail. Started strong here but got crazy pretty quickly.
Dont mail poo people.
Better the Devil you know.
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Savastan
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.06.02 21:14:26 -
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Perhaps a KM isnt just what I should desire, but it is what I desire from my fellow capsuleers as that is something that can be done.
Do be sure when the frozen corpse is delivered there is an iron rod inserted through said body for ease of handling and mounting in my corpse collection.
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Dirty Forum Alt
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2016.06.02 21:53:17 -
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If you were truly hacked one would think you would be more concerned about filing the petition with CCP not so much for revenge as to GET YOUR SP AND STOLEN SHIP BACK!!!
Also it is an odd hacker/thief that leaves money in your wallet...
But whatever, if I happen to have the opportunity to kill those people, I'll certainly do so.....just like I would have done without your random measly bounty payment.... |

Benson en Efnyssen
Delusions of Granduer FETID
41
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Posted - 2016.06.02 21:56:17 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Ionized First Strike wrote:It's not a killmail you should desire. It's an outright ban. And if you find out who the hacker is send your feces to him in the mail. Started strong here but got crazy pretty quickly. Dont mail poo people.
Also it's a hassle to get through shipping internationally. Even if it's in your own country you need a jiffy bag and (at least in the UK) three first class stamps. |

Savastan
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.06.02 21:59:05 -
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Dirty Forum Alt wrote:If you were truly hacked one would think you would be more concerned about filing the petition with CCP not so much for revenge as to GET YOUR SP AND STOLEN SHIP BACK!!!
Also it is an odd hacker/thief that leaves money in your wallet...
But whatever, if I happen to have the opportunity to kill those people, I'll certainly do so.....just like I would have done without your random measly bounty payment....
Petitions been filed already, just waiting on the results of it. As for the ceptor, was just my taxi ceptor none of my other valued ships were touched. Had a nice juicy fitted orca and it wasnt touched.
IT is odd isnt it, leaving isk in my wallet when they could have easily just took it all.
If you do happen to kill them remember, send the corpse. Their frozen, ice cold corpse. It shall go nicely with the rest in my collection freezer case. |

Savastan
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.06.02 22:00:39 -
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Benson en Efnyssen wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Ionized First Strike wrote:It's not a killmail you should desire. It's an outright ban. And if you find out who the hacker is send your feces to him in the mail. Started strong here but got crazy pretty quickly. Dont mail poo people. Also it's a hassle to get through shipping internationally. Even if it's in your own country you need a jiffy bag and (at least in the UK) three first class stamps.
why not just mark it as agricultural fertilizer, wouldnt that cut down on the customs hassles? |

Benson en Efnyssen
Delusions of Granduer FETID
41
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Posted - 2016.06.02 23:01:28 -
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Savastan wrote:Benson en Efnyssen wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Ionized First Strike wrote:It's not a killmail you should desire. It's an outright ban. And if you find out who the hacker is send your feces to him in the mail. Started strong here but got crazy pretty quickly. Dont mail poo people. Also it's a hassle to get through shipping internationally. Even if it's in your own country you need a jiffy bag and (at least in the UK) three first class stamps. why not just mark it as agricultural fertilizer, wouldnt that cut down on the customs hassles?
Unless you're willing to dump at least a literal 25kg into a hessian sack, and then pay air freight fees, I'm not sure. Probably cheaper to get an Easyjet or Ryanair return flight, throw a turd at their front door and come back on the same day.
*Edited for a typo. |

Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
16140
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Posted - 2016.06.03 22:00:14 -
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Benson en Efnyssen wrote:Savastan wrote:Benson en Efnyssen wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Ionized First Strike wrote:It's not a killmail you should desire. It's an outright ban. And if you find out who the hacker is send your feces to him in the mail. Started strong here but got crazy pretty quickly. Dont mail poo people. Also it's a hassle to get through shipping internationally. Even if it's in your own country you need a jiffy bag and (at least in the UK) three first class stamps. why not just mark it as agricultural fertilizer, wouldnt that cut down on the customs hassles? Unless you're willing to dump at least a literal 25kg into a hessian sack, and then pay air freight fees, I'm not sure. Probably cheaper to get an Easyjet or Ryanair return flight, throw a turd at their front door and come back on the same day. *Edited for a typo. Dont use ryanair for shipping, they just use a big catapult to cut down on paying pilots.
Hilariously though the catapult operators are now on strike, they are demanding to be paid on par with air france's trebuche operators, its all very messy.
Better the Devil you know.
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Shallanna Yassavi
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
214
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Posted - 2016.06.04 22:00:51 -
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Savastan wrote:Dirty Forum Alt wrote:If you were truly hacked one would think you would be more concerned about filing the petition with CCP not so much for revenge as to GET YOUR SP AND STOLEN SHIP BACK!!!
Also it is an odd hacker/thief that leaves money in your wallet...
But whatever, if I happen to have the opportunity to kill those people, I'll certainly do so.....just like I would have done without your random measly bounty payment.... Petitions been filed already, just waiting on the results of it. As for the ceptor, was just my taxi ceptor none of my other valued ships were touched. Had a nice juicy fitted orca and it wasnt touched. IT is odd isnt it, leaving isk in my wallet when they could have easily just took it all. If you do happen to kill them remember, send the corpse. Their frozen, ice cold corpse. It shall go nicely with the rest in my collection freezer case. Someone been in the Blue Pill again?
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