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Halod Crane Bastage Incorporated	Posted - 2007.03.05 17:55:00 - [1] We are, as our corp info suggestions, the worst pirates ever. Regularly we let people go because we think they have a spiffy ship name, we're too bored to hit warp, or more likely Ender has put us all into structure while we're afk. However, over the past month or so we have killed a great deal of Xelas. We take joy in killing them, and thwaps of happiness are regularly heard over TS2 when we call 'Xelas hauler on scan.' It's not that Xelas has ever done anything to us, it's just that it's nice to have a primary target. Plus they smell pretty bad, sorta like a sheep. So imagine my surprise when after killing a Xelas hauler yesterday, I get this email from their Vice Admiral; " <-- that means quote! You just killed an alliance hauler. You are required to make reparations for such an insult and return all loot to pilot you just killed and ensure his safe passage. Regards Deckard " <-- that means end quote! That's how bad we are ladies and gentlemen, our targets don't even realize we're pirates. Now, I was suitably embaressed and felt that I had to reply. I didn't want to let on that we weren't actually part of the 'alliance' and frankly his roleplaying scared me. I replied as kindly as possible with this: Isk sent to you, please distribute to the involved parties as necessary. Have a great afternoon and fly safe, I am very sorry for the mixup. We hope the strong alliance with Xelas does not suffer from this. I then sent him 1 isk. Bastage Inc. We do it for the hate mail.
dabster Minmatar Infinitus Odium	Posted - 2007.03.05 17:57:00 - [2] I lol'd ___________________________ Trust In Rust!
Darcy Killar Gallente Darkness Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.05 18:05:00 - [3] OMG awsome!!! About me! My kills!
Xtro 2 Caldari Pre-nerfed Tactics	Posted - 2007.03.05 18:14:00 - [4] 1 isk seems an awfull lot, you were being over generous, the standard 0.01 isk would have been sufficient i think. Then again perhaps that 1 isk has preserved the erm, "alliance"? Xtro 2 - Tactically Insane Tradesman. Insanity, or madness, is a semi-permanent, severe mental disorder.
zwerg Caldari OctoberSnow Corp	Posted - 2007.03.05 18:23:00 - [5] man i thought you write about me.... nah man, i loled
Halod Crane Bastage Incorporated	Posted - 2007.03.05 18:23:00 - [6] Originally by: Xtro 2 1 isk seems an awfull lot, you were being over generous, the standard 0.01 isk would have been sufficient i think. Then again perhaps that 1 isk has preserved the erm, "alliance"? I wanted to be sure we remained on friendly terms! I also offered to give back his warp stabs. Bastage Inc. We do it for the hate mail. Feel free to convo me ingame. I'm likely bored.
T'Renn Crimson Squall	Posted - 2007.03.05 18:28:00 - [7] Originally by: Xtro 2 Then again perhaps that 1 isk has preserved the erm, "alliance"? Knowing Xelas, it just doubled their net worth. -- Wanna be a low-sec scumbag?
sb404 Caldari Fluffy Rabbit Killers	Posted - 2007.03.05 18:34:00 - [8] Originally by: Halod Crane Originally by: Xtro 2 1 isk seems an awfull lot, you were being over generous, the standard 0.01 isk would have been sufficient i think. Then again perhaps that 1 isk has preserved the erm, "alliance"? I wanted to be sure we remained on friendly terms! I also offered to give back his warp stabs. How nice, especially since they are more rare than they used to be... A prince among men you are!
Master Spoonman Momentum. Dusk and Dawn	Posted - 2007.03.05 18:35:00 - [9] Scary piwate *** Special thanks to Zurtur to making this signature for me
Kharakan Amarr Magnificent Beavers Exquisite Malevolence	Posted - 2007.03.05 18:42:00 - [10] Originally by: T'Renn Originally by: Xtro 2 Then again perhaps that 1 isk has preserved the erm, "alliance"? Knowing Xelas, it just doubled their net worth. Ice burn! this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer
Dario Wall Caldari The Movement	Posted - 2007.03.05 19:33:00 - [11] Always nice to see a Xelas pilot getting killed.
Lady Kinla X.S. Industries	Posted - 2007.03.05 19:51:00 - [12] I lol'd. Nice dude really nice. Good class. --------------------------- "Did i ask for anyone to copy this into their sig? No ****heads this is my text not yours!" Already disobeyed... W00t! I am no longer a !.
M00dy Stain of Mind DAMAGE INC...	Posted - 2007.03.05 20:10:00 - [13] Nice one.
Liang Nuren AEGIS LEGION	Posted - 2007.03.05 20:15:00 - [14] LOL! Now that's piracy with class. Nice.
Amphira The Golden Goose	Posted - 2007.03.05 20:18:00 - [15] Thanks, you just made my day a whole lot better
Nicocat Caldari New Age Solutions New Age Solutions Amalgamated	Posted - 2007.03.05 20:22:00 - [16] Stop killing my squishies! A Xelas hauler that doesn't make it to Fountain is a Xelas hauler I can't kill! >.< Originally by: Splagada SEED ME DADDY Down with alts! One character per account per IP!
Phoenus Caldari Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2007.03.05 20:32:00 - [17] Originally by: Halod Crane We are, as our corp info suggestions, the worst pirates ever. Regularly we let people go because we think they have a spiffy ship name, we're too bored to hit warp, or more likely Ender has put us all into structure while we're afk. drops into thread Can I comment? Just hijac... kidding! [ 2006.08.16 20:49:06 ] (combat) Your Electron Blaster Cannon II barely scratches Dominix [NTEMS]<HELLH>(Dominix), causing
MrMann Bastage Incorporated	Posted - 2007.03.05 20:36:00 - [18] <Fred Flintstone Voice On> CRANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrr. So this explains the Xelas Carrier I saw outside the base last night. He looked peeved. They also told me that they would camp me all night. Gosh, Xelas sure must have a lot of Capital Ships to waste one on little innocent us. Thankfully, "all night" meant 15 minutes. I enjoyed the rest. Went and made myself din-din. Pizza with sauages and onions. Delicious and stinky. My favorite. BTW: Crane, Milinkoee called. Our CEO asks that you re-imburse the Corp $1.00 ISK immediately you weasel!! Pay for your little side deals on your own. He needs the money to by a new Veldspar mining crystal for his mining barge. Oh he'll take those warp stabs for it too. _______________________________________________ Proud Member of the Greater Tribute Security Service.
Jacob Castillo Caldari Copperhead Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.05 20:37:00 - [19] A little more sarcasm could have been added to the mail you sent him, but still very funny =D
Halod Crane Bastage Incorporated	Posted - 2007.03.05 20:43:00 - [20] Originally by: Phoenus Originally by: Halod Crane We are, as our corp info suggestions, the worst pirates ever. Regularly we let people go because we think they have a spiffy ship name, we're too bored to hit warp, or more likely Ender has put us all into structure while we're afk. drops into thread Can I comment? Just hijac... kidding! Eek, phoenus in thread - docking! Bastage Inc. We do it for the hate mail. Feel free to convo me ingame. I'm likely bored.
Nicocat Caldari New Age Solutions New Age Solutions Amalgamated	Posted - 2007.03.05 20:44:00 - [21] Originally by: MrMann <Fred Flintstone Voice On> CRANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrr. So this explains the Xelas Carrier I saw outside the base last night. He looked peeved. They also told me that they would camp me all night. Gosh, Xelas sure must have a lot of Capital Ships to waste one on little innocent us. They have plenty. They just need at least 3 to remain docked in PNQY station at all times in case a certain rogue Sabre comes around and moons them. (_(_) (_)_) Originally by: Splagada SEED ME DADDY Down with alts! One character per account per IP!
Pius Frater Minmatar Infinitus Odium	Posted - 2007.03.05 20:53:00 - [22] Haha, funny one
DeckardIRL Bravehearts Xelas Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.05 22:36:00 - [23] hmmmm.... -10 for your sec.... of course I knew what your little band was... that hauler was carrying items for me.... for the inconvenience you have put me too... I look forward to seeing you soon and I will bump this thread at that time.... and you can crow a little more then... Kind Regards Deck _____________________________________________ Xelas Fleet Vice Admiral
Jex Jast Go for the booty	Posted - 2007.03.05 22:49:00 - [24] Originally by: DeckardIRL hmmmm.... -10 for your sec.... of course I knew what your little band was... that hauler was carrying items for me.... for the inconvenience you have put me too... I look forward to seeing you soon and I will bump this thread at that time.... and you can crow a little more then... Kind Regards Deck Hooray for poorly written threats! ============= Gate Camp: Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Think of it like fishing with a machine gun while in a tent full of people that won't shut up on ts
Mean Alt	Posted - 2007.03.05 22:49:00 - [25] Originally by: DeckardIRL hmmmm.... -10 for your sec.... of course I knew what your little band was... that hauler was carrying items for me.... for the inconvenience you have put me too... I look forward to seeing you soon and I will bump this thread at that time.... and you can crow a little more then... Kind Regards Deck Was it the WCS?
Crna Udovica Amarr Bastage Incorporated	Posted - 2007.03.05 22:50:00 - [26] Originally by: Mean Alt Originally by: DeckardIRL hmmmm.... -10 for your sec.... of course I knew what your little band was... that hauler was carrying items for me.... for the inconvenience you have put me too... I look forward to seeing you soon and I will bump this thread at that time.... and you can crow a little more then... Kind Regards Deck Was it the WCS? Dam Alt
DeckardIRL Bravehearts Xelas Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.05 22:58:00 - [27] yawn yawn......... _____________________________________________ Xelas Fleet Vice Admiral
Jex Jast Go for the booty	Posted - 2007.03.05 23:02:00 - [28] Originally by: DeckardIRL yawn yawn......... Oh, how manly, he keeps cool in the face of forum attacks. Any other man would lose his head about it. Shouldn't you be mobilizing for war or something? Devote more of your attention to that and less to making posts to bolster your "calm, smooth guy" image. You know, the one that you don't yet have? ============= Gate Camp: Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Think of it like fishing with a machine gun while in a tent full of people that won't shut up on ts
Halod Crane Bastage Incorporated	Posted - 2007.03.05 23:34:00 - [29] Woot, a threat! I think that's one for the 'win' column, it's like getting hate mail only in Carrier form. Tell you what Deckard, I'll give you 19 bizillion isk if you manage to kill me and I actually care. Keep in mind I'm mostly in a Merlin/Drake these days ;) I want my 1 isk back. Bastage Inc. We do it for the hate mail. Feel free to convo me ingame. I'm likely bored.
Halod Crane Bastage Incorporated	Posted - 2007.03.05 23:41:00 - [30] Jex, That sig makes me laugh everytime I see it Thought you should know ! --------- Beware the Signature --------- Bastage Inc. We do it for the hate mail. Feel free to convo me ingame. I'm likely bored. --------- Beware the Signature ---------

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