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Frug
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Posted - 2007.03.07 07:39:00 -
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So I'm in Jita right
And I'm all pwning this totally lame hauler right. Like bumping it so it can't warp and sh-- and it's all OH NOES I CANT WARP ITS A CONDOR and I'm all "totally pay me a million isk and i'll stop bumping you b--- and then she logs of and that got lame
SO at the station there's all these PRIVATEER guys i'm always hearing about. I know cause they're all glowing with this BS sensor booster crap ready to pew pew some poor hauler. Right. So I start pickin fights with every one of them along with this MC guy right. Cause MC is BoB's tools now and you all know it right.
And they're all "duel me" so I drop a can and the guy TOTALLY picks it up but then he hacked or something cause next thing I know I'm in a pod right. So I undock again in a condor and shoot someone and CONCORD is all PEW PEW And i blowed up.
But I'm not scared of you. You're dead next time I see you muffin man.
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Frug
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Posted - 2007.03.07 08:09:00 -
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 Originally by: Malus NalJa'ka
And that kids, is why you shoudln't do drugs.
Yes, everyone hates privateers ... but in your story ... even I think they're the heroes ... self burning FTW 
They're hiding from me as we speak.
SO I undock with THREE smartbombs and i'm all gonna blow up everyone undocking from the Jita 44 lagfest station, right, and then i click fire and they're all NOPE cause of some lame excuse it's a feature not a bug right. So I redock and refit and now I'm about to use a ferox to pwn these privateer weenies.
You may complain about them, but I will pwn them.
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Frug
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Posted - 2007.03.07 08:28:00 -
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Originally by: illusha
Are you one of those teenagers that say "pwn", "totally", and "like" everytime you get a chance?
Pardon Scooter Libby!
LOOK I TOTTALY PWN UR FORUM FLAMEZ WITH MY PIRATE FACE 
Ok so I lost my ferox to this privateer jerkface cause he's all refusing to pick up my can, and he promises me he'll give me something "nice" if I can hurt him all bad. And I want this "nice" thing cause i'm running low on isk throwing all these AWESOME ships RIGHT IN THEIR FACES and they're all OMG.
So I had to shoot him because I had to get the nice thing, and concord blew up my ferox and then he's like "Here frug, you can have 3 heavy missile launchers, 3 PDU's, a medium shield booster" And i'm like OMG THATS WHAT I HAD FITTED and I feel totally ripped off cause I can't pick it up cause concord will shoot me again.
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Posted - 2007.03.07 08:29:00 -
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Originally by: Na'Thuul
that's like soooo last year you know
This was 5 minutes ago not last year WTH
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Posted - 2007.03.07 14:14:00 -
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Originally by: Marshalll
As a proud Privateer i will keep a weary eye out for Mr Frug. Hopefully i will be able to hold back from ****ing myself if he pops into system. Cant promise though.
Yarr
Yeah stay the f--- out of Jita b----.
That goes double for skunky and your big long wordy words. I'll give you a common bond with some rails right in the face. If concord wasn't there to keep blowing up my ships you'd be all OH GOD IM DEAD and I'd be offering you guys nice loot.
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Posted - 2007.03.07 22:18:00 -
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Stop wording up this topic you b------.
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