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Saeger1737
Bite the pillow
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Posted - 2016.07.27 20:22:55 -
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Awesome name +1
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Saeger1737
Bite the pillow
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Posted - 2016.07.28 01:32:45 -
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Starrakatt wrote:croakroach wrote:Starrakatt wrote:If croakroach is in there, it can only work... weirdly.
+1 and good luck. I am not covering myself in chocolate. That's pure envy over my unique taste, and sexiest of accent. I dare you to try. 
Try white chocolate,
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Saeger1737
Bite the pillow
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Posted - 2016.08.14 18:03:44 -
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General Shogun wrote:Starrakatt wrote:General Shogun wrote:Available for hire & still recruiting.
Although considered illegal in most countries, we have many satisfied clients... And it was said: 'Let the little children come unto me, for the Realm of EVE shall be theirs...' ...all that is required is entry into the van...marked "Free Candy" 
Just the battle axe and the butcher knife I see on the shelf with the carcasses of beloved pillows spread all around, memory foam and feathers all around the van make me cringe it's not even the wailing cries of your latest victims or the bloodstains, it's the pillows that never made it to pillow kinky talk time... Sadness. Free candy is an awesome PvP/Merc alliance I highly endorse.
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Saeger1737
Bite the pillow
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Posted - 2016.10.05 04:35:27 -
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I wanted a lollipop but all I got was peanut butter in funny places and a new rash I can't explain.
Hire these guys, guaranteed to make your enemies not to want to undock at night.
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Saeger1737
Bite the pillow
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Posted - 2016.10.17 14:10:27 -
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General Shogun wrote:Glow in the dark shag carpeting added to The Van.
Accepting contracts and recruits
Yay I can see, why am I covered in glitter and peanut butter....?
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Saeger1737
Bite the pillow
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Posted - 2016.10.20 04:29:50 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Harleydavid wrote:General Shogun wrote:I think I take this *game* way too serious...does anyone else share the same obsession? I have a wife, kids, thriving business, dogs, mortgage, multiple cars, etc...a life. Yet, I think more about this game and the inner workings therein than almost all the above  *slipping into a padded jacket* You know its bad when the wife asks you to 'come to bed' and you tell her, not yet, about to kill a "insert ship type here" I was open mic fc'ing one night (kids already in bed and my wife calls out rather loudly I have 2 mins to wrap it up and I can do whatever I want to her. I respond can you give me 20 mins. My fleet was amazing. Bedtime not so much  PS half of rabble can attest to this exchange
I have no kids and never have gotten the two minute warning, lol, but there was one fleet fight my wife really wanted to screw with my head and sat topless to troll my mind and afterwards instead of getting some.... I had to take out the trash....
Best thing that can happen to you in eve is kill someone and they write erotic fan fiction about you for revenge...
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Saeger1737
Bite the pillow
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Posted - 2016.10.20 20:56:15 -
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xXuber-NitsheXx wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Harleydavid wrote:General Shogun wrote:I think I take this *game* way too serious...does anyone else share the same obsession? I have a wife, kids, thriving business, dogs, mortgage, multiple cars, etc...a life. Yet, I think more about this game and the inner workings therein than almost all the above *slipping into a padded jacket* You know its bad when the wife asks you to 'come to bed' and you tell her, not yet, about to kill a "insert ship type here" I was open mic fc'ing one night (kids already in bed and my wife calls out rather loudly I have 2 mins to wrap it up and I can do whatever I want to her. I respond can you give me 20 mins. My fleet was amazing. Bedtime not so much PS half of rabble can attest to this exchange I have no kids and never have gotten the two minute warning, lol, but there was one fleet fight my wife really wanted to screw with my head and sat topless to troll my mind and afterwards instead of getting some.... I had to take out the trash.... Best thing that can happen to you in eve is kill someone and they write erotic fan fiction about you for revenge... Atari1737, you been living vicariously through my IGS posts again?!?. 
Nope I'm talking about my buddy benion
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