FlyT3
Amarr
Grumpy Old Farts
Gruntfuttocks
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Posted - 2007.03.11 20:58:00 -
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I read this when searching for amusing end of the world theories, and I think this applies :)
"Mass suicide. Oh, come on! What on Earth would we do that for?
Well: somewhere in the distant future, we might come to the conclusion that itÆs the best thing to do. The only thing that makes sense. We would decide to kill ourselves -- and do it. We'd kill ourselves collectively, to the last man. We wouldnÆt even leave a suicide note. After all, who would read it?
Of course, it wonÆt happen tomorrow. First, a lot of dramatic changes will take place to our species. Right now, weÆre not too keen on dying. In fact, we hate it when we die!
But most scientists expect that over time, this will change. Slowly, we will defy death. We will beat disease after disease, and live longer and longer. We will fool the Grim Reaper with anti-ageing chemicals and fantastic, new cures.
And in the end, we will beat Death. We will need all our technological know-how to do it. In the long run, we will replace our entire bodies by technology. Already, we replace our teeth and the occasional limb that has gone missing with artificial stuff. In the near future, science expects to invent replacements for our organs. A little later, and we will be able to replace our brain by computer technology. Really! Already, some futures researchers expect that by the year 2050, we will be able to upload our mind into a computer! We will become machines -- and be immortal.
Trust us: itÆs gonna be fun. When our minds have become pieces of software, we will be able to copy ourselves! We will be able to upload ourselves to... well, whatever we like. We will go out in space, in the shape of a conscious space ship. Or in the form of a purple cloud of thinking smoke particles. No, seriously! Respected scientists like Freeman Dyson and Carl Sagan already wrote about this in the 1970s.
And we will interact with each other, big time. With our biological bodies gone, we will no longer need MSN, Hyves or Myspace to get in touch with each other. Rather, our minds will start to... well, blend, actually. We will become one consciousness. Some researchers have dubbed this The Singularity, as we detail elsewhere on this site.
Ok, that sounds pretty vague -- but hey, itÆs no reason to kill yourself! Well: there is this one crucial detail. Once weÆre immortal, weÆll be booooooored!
To us simple, mortal humans this may be a bit hard to grasp. But once weÆve reached Perfection and Singularity and Oneness and all that blah blah, we will have no goal in life. Yes, we will go out and discover the Universe. But after a while, we will have seen it all. With our mortal bodies gone, we will have all the time of the Universe. We will know every corner of the Universe and say: so what? Why search any further? To an intelligent cloud of smoke particles, searching every corner of the Universe will make as much sense as examining every blade of grass on Earth makes to us.
So there you have it. YouÆve become a God-like purple space cloud, but now you find that it is soooooo depressing.
And in fact, itÆs even worse than that. Once we will become machines, our processing speed will increase hugely. Simply put, we will think bloody fast. Within a split second, we will realize that our existence, literally, has become useless. A split second later, we will realize itÆs best if we didnÆt exist.
Brothers, Kill Thyself - In the Japanese cult movie Suicide Club (2002), people commit mass suicide. In reality, mass suicide could be the natural outcome of evolution.
To a Purple God Cloud suicide will be as self-evident as tossing away a used scrap of paper. As logical as getting off a train that has reached its final destination. And the final destination is what we will have reached: the endpoint of evolution.
Even harder to comprehend, the God Cloud wonÆt have any special feelings about it. When we think of suicide, we immediately think of terrible things with high buildings and shotguns. But when you're a Purple Cloud, itÆs all very different. Conscious clouds donÆt feel pain and have no reason to be afraid, least of all of death.
If youÆre immortal, dying might seem like a fun thing to do! It will be as challenging as it is for us not to die.
So, there we go. After a long period of contemplation -- say, an entire millisecond -- we will realize we have become useless. Right there on the spot, we will kill ourselves.
And hey, youÆre doing it again! You picture a purple cloud, desperately weeping, throwing itself in front of a speeding train. But it wonÆt be like that at all. Rather, we will terminate ourselves in some way yet beyond our imagination. We will step out of the Universe, fold ourselves up, switch ourselves off -- something like that. In a split second after weÆve reached immortality and Oneness and all that, we will be gone. Click. Puff. Exit."
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