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Mengyao Chemineau
Sanxing
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Posted - 2016.08.10 05:00:54 -
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Nitshe Razvedka wrote:but if you have a pretty face and buy me a beer I'll tell all.......
You're a little below my usual standards but I'd buy you that beer.
I became a capsuleer because I had the opportunity and wanted a new way to serve my people. |
Slayer Liberator
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
90
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Posted - 2016.08.10 16:08:14 -
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Nitshe Razvedka wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Nitshe Razvedka wrote:My history is classified. No-one in this communication has the security clearance to find out.
but if you have a pretty face and buy me a beer I'll tell all....... He was a male escort for high level CEO's, after years of getting it in the bum, he finally had all the blackmail material he needed to get into the Capsuleer program. The rest is history...  You are a bad, bad, girl Claudia. You obviously have deviant fetish on the brain. Fortunately I have strong mystical Caldari powers that can set any wayward womyn from the Lesbos system straight. Left in my company for any length of time I will have you increasing the Caldari population. Long Live the Caldari State. o7
Yea and I can make the Gallente population go up whenever I go to a Caldari exotic dance Club and faster than you can |
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
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Posted - 2016.08.10 19:30:19 -
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Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
You are a bad, bad, girl Claudia.
Yes.
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
You obviously have deviant fetish on the brain.
Didn't you know, all Gallente do....
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Left in my company for any length of time I will have you increasing the Caldari population.
Doubt it. You would have to survive the courtship ritual. I have my misgivings about your ability to do so.... Namely because I would shoot you for attempting them. Besides, I can't have kids.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Nitshe Razvedka
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Posted - 2016.08.10 21:04:59 -
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I was going to let you press the automation button at a Caldari fertility test tube facility. I doubt you would enjoy the privilege now. I rescind my special thrill.
Most would jump at the thought of creating life. Your threats of guns and violence are abhorrent. What was I expecting from a Gallente?..........
Were you thinking I would water down the purity of the Caldari race to cross breed with you????????
Fantastical Gallente imagination.
Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.
Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
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Slayer Liberator
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
90
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Posted - 2016.08.12 03:42:57 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
You are a bad, bad, girl Claudia.
Yes. Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
You obviously have deviant fetish on the brain.
Didn't you know, all Gallente do.... Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Left in my company for any length of time I will have you increasing the Caldari population.
Doubt it. You would have to survive the courtship ritual. I have my misgivings about your ability to do so.... Namely because I would shoot you for attempting them. Besides, I can't have kids.
Where I grew up the courtship ritual involved surviving getting shot at by the person that you are courting or more likely their father or mother. I was never courted until I moved out and became a templar |
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