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Richard Aiel
Caldari
The Funkstars Guild
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Posted - 2007.03.12 17:20:00 -
[91]
"Hey its a pod with a 50 million bounty, ill kill it with a missile"
-Me 3 hrs after I started the game. I was right next to a gate and didnt think pods had armor. Yes, I only shot 1 missile >.<
But, Im a troll. Ignore me |
Fuzzy Kismet
Gallente
Eve University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.12 17:44:00 -
[92]
Some of mine:
"I'm not a threat to the pirates, why would they want to kill my mining ship?"
"Oh, a person with high security is coming to help us through 0.0 space. That's nice."
"He probably sees I'm in my pod trying to get out of the system so I can get a new ship. He won't attack."
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Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here.
-Cheshire Cat, in "American McGee's Alice" |
Redbad
Minmatar
Be Inspired Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.12 17:55:00 -
[93]
FLW: Trust me, I think I know what I'm doing!
FLW: Hey Look, they are also Minmatar!
FLW: Woops, really I though I was in my miner, dont shoot back!
FLW: Bio-break!
FLW: get that f*cking warpscrambling frig off me!
join us today! |
MrTripps
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.03.12 19:28:00 -
[94]
Edited by: MrTripps on 12/03/2007 19:24:43
"Hmmm...I wonder if this Tristan can get to warp before being locked by the gate guns." This was in a .9 and me with a -3.5. Tristan got WTFBBQed.
Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose. - Janis Joplin |
Hauler McTote
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Posted - 2007.03.12 21:14:00 -
[95]
Edited by: Hauler McTote on 12/03/2007 21:10:59
Famous last words, eh?
"We are all playing on the same level here."
Thread owned.
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Elvarien
Caldari
Legion of Corpses
Federation Of united Corps
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Posted - 2007.03.12 21:48:00 -
[96]
We should realy stop meeting like this.
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Witty banter. |
Araxmas
Black Lance
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.03.12 21:52:00 -
[97]
"AFK"
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Robbie Rotten left me |
ee21k
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Posted - 2007.03.12 22:00:00 -
[98]
i wish my computer loaded faster then my jump cloak dropped.
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Shalia Ripper
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.03.12 22:59:00 -
[99]
 Originally by: Kristoffer
"Bawwwlz"
Funny, Bawlz was the name of my last Raven.
Anyway...jumping into a friendly gatecamp....
"Stop shooting, I AM ON YOUR SIDE"
On another gatecamp...
"Is anyone else lagged, my launchers won't reload"
a few second later...
"Oh crap, did I forget to grab reloads?"
a few more seconds...
"I can get out before they nail me"
a few more seconds...
"Well, I am back at station and I found my missles. Can someone grab my can?"
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Kloro Draz
Gallente
Ex Coelis
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Posted - 2007.03.12 23:36:00 -
[100]
On a level 2 mission:
"Hmmm... I do level 3s and occasionally 4s solo, I don't need to change my modules to make my tank rat-specific. Okay, I'm in the room now, I'll just shoot the cruisers first, and get rid of the major DPS."
(This was in that "kill the pirate leader" mission, killing the cruisers spawns the next wave of frigs and cruisers, at the end I had four cruisers, and I don't know how many frigates.)
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MrShooter
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2007.03.12 23:51:00 -
[101]
"Well, I don't think any of them have probes, I'll just wait here a few mins untill they pass on to the next system"
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Esurnir
Amarr
Bears Inc
FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.12 23:57:00 -
[102]
I was once young and naive,
0.4 : "Is there anybody here that could help me to deal with the complex ?"
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Quote:
Thou shall pew pew.
Book of Revelation 12, 51 |
Aphotic Raven
Gallente
E X O D U S
Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.03.13 00:01:00 -
[103]
LEEEEEEROOOOOY...........
Originally by: Dr Cupid
Let me tell you all that I'm really enjoying eve-beta, and can't wait for the real game to come out!
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Richard Aiel
Caldari
The Funkstars Guild
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Posted - 2007.03.13 00:02:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Aphotic Raven
LEEEEEEROOOOOY...........
Winner!!
But, Im a troll. Ignore me |
Jon Draconus
Just-fun
Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.13 00:24:00 -
[105]
Edited by: Jon Draconus on 13/03/2007 00:23:03
As a two week noob, "Its just a Condor."
No it wasn't. 
Originally by: Wrangler
- We will kill one minmatar baby, on the hour, every hour... and maybe an extra one if we get hungry!
Ah, brings back memories of my family BBQ's.
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Saint Lazarus
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Posted - 2007.03.13 01:51:00 -
[106]
"Pfff you guys got lucky"
They came back
:insert cool signature here: |
Jordania
Exit 13
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Posted - 2007.03.13 01:56:00 -
[107]
From gang lead....
"Any of you guys in expensive ships?"
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Roen Dunaer
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Posted - 2007.03.13 02:14:00 -
[108]
"Bah, lite beer is like having sex in a canoe. They're both f*ing close to water."
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Burakus
Exit 13
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Posted - 2007.03.13 04:11:00 -
[109]
Edited by: Burakus on 13/03/2007 04:17:47
"I bet that vaga's guns can't track me!"
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Ikasu
Gallente
The Durandal Organization
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Posted - 2007.03.13 18:54:00 -
[110]
The newb:
"If I pay his ransom surely he wont still kill me"
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Kunming
Outcasts
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Posted - 2007.03.13 19:13:00 -
[111]
"Sure my ceptor can make it through that bubble camp"...
Hello cloning station
Quote:
READ THIS NEXT PART CAREFULLY AS IT IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POSTING A REPLY WITHOUT READING IT MAY RESULT IN YOU LOOKING STUPID.
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Tasuric Orka
Antares Fleet Yards
SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.13 19:15:00 -
[112]
"Don't worry, they can't lock me fast enough"
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JD Gray
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.03.14 01:27:00 -
[113]
This is mine from earlier today:
"*click* Phew. Surely autopilot will get me out of here fast enough." (Pop)
Then later (yes, twice in one day):
"Crap. I knew I forgot to set my autopilot." (Pop)
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Zekarus
Caldari
Dreamscape
Sparta Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.18 06:30:00 -
[114]
What Zek heard in G95 before waking up with a headache.
"Orange Species is primary!"
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Vincent Gaines
Avis de Captura
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Posted - 2007.04.18 06:39:00 -
[115]
"I doubt he's a scout"
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Del Narveux
Obsidian Angels Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.04.18 06:46:00 -
[116]
"HOLD MAH BEER AND WATCH THIS!"
"My thrasher's too small for that raven's missles do do any damage"
"Connection lost." (my most common one)
"Oh its just a mining osprey, no way could it hurt my t2 frigate"
"Hey there Team 0.0, I'm in a NPC corp can you give me directions?"
"Who would be lame enough to waste sec status on a shuttle?"
_________________
[SAK] Alumnus--And Proud Of It! -- aka Cpt Bogus
Is that my torped sig cloaking your base?
Originally by: Wrangler
Well, at least we have forum PvP..
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Vincent Gaines
Avis de Captura
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Posted - 2007.04.18 06:47:00 -
[117]
one I've said countless times:
"wtf?"
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The'Rabbit
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.04.18 06:58:00 -
[118]
Last words of a noob " Now i'm back to mining in a velator"
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mazzilliu
Caldari
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.04.18 08:00:00 -
[119]
"cyno on grid oh **** its a doomsday" 
Demon Womb 0.0 NPCing corp is now open for business. 0.0 access for 20% corp tax! Join now! |
Plutoinum
German Cyberdome Corp
Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.04.18 08:42:00 -
[120]
Edited by: Plutoinum on 18/04/2007 08:41:03
Originally by: Crydawner
(me in a suicide kessie)
Heh, that assault ship can't be that tough if i orbit it fast?
omfg it's shields aren't moving! *dies*
Reminds me of my stiletto days in Curse. The days when I was wasting one stiletto each day or so.
Enemy gang in system, I jump out and see a frig: 'Ok, think I can kill that little tech-1 frig and am away, before the other gang arrives...'
'Arg. Should have looked closer, it's an enyo. Anyway, I'm already fighting, maybe I can kill it...Oh oh, I go down and no cap left. '
But wasn't a last word. Although out of cap, I somehow escaped with my burning stiletto in structure and that in the same moment the other hostile gang jumped in and decloaked. 
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Muuuhhh !!! |
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