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Ikasu
Gallente
The Durandal Organization
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Posted - 2007.03.11 08:45:00 -
[1]
Last words of the PVPer:
"A Myrmidon, thats just a BC right? I can take that, no sweat"
Last words of the pirate:
"My tank can hold for a bit longer against this Raven..."
Last words of the Gankbear:
"Tch, that Itty 5 is OBVIOUSLY alone. No one would try to bait in 0.0"
Last words of the anti-pirate:
"Where'd my blob go..."
Last words of the Carebear:
"it's only one jump into low sec, why worry?"
Last words of the Gallente:
"Pffft, missils suck"
Last words of the Caldari:
"Pffft, drones suck"
My last words:
"Whats the dif between an Elite Frigate and a Frigate anyway? No way something can get a decent DPS on small weps"
Last words of an Amarr:
"Who needs ammo when you got lasers. Hybrid shots suck"
Last words of the Minmater:
"......Yo"
A miner's last words:
"Protection is for losers"
Your last words?
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Victor Valka
Caldari
Archon Industries
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Posted - 2007.03.11 08:48:00 -
[2]
"Oh, I've done this before!"
 Originally by: Diana Marc
Notice that BoB is agreeing with RA's concern. That's like Elrond and Sauron agreeing to reduce carbon emissions.
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Sovy Kurosei
Amarr
Thundercats
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.11 08:50:00 -
[3]
"Goodnight" is one of my last words that I say in corp chat.
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Feel free to contact me in-game or join my public channel THERI-Public. |
Corwain
Gallente
Zero Team
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Posted - 2007.03.11 08:55:00 -
[4]
Well my last words recently (while flying my pilgrim after being challenged to a 1v1 vs a Mega and he brought in a Ferox and Taranis as support) was
"Ahh, I haven't had a decent fight in a week. What the hell." *decloak*
Unfortunatly a Myrmidon and Scorp showed up 30secs later...I got the Ferox and Taranis...
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Thales Archon
Gallente
BOOM - Gotcha
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Posted - 2007.03.11 09:01:00 -
[5]
Mine:
"Trust me, they wont expect it  "
"This is gonna be so awesome..."
"We're prolly gonna die but its gonna be fun as hell  "
"I forgot to turn on my cloak"
"Brb"
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SumDum
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.11 09:04:00 -
[6]
"Jump on contact"
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Jenny Spitfire
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.03.11 09:07:00 -
[7]
I am leaving eVe and no, you can't have my stuffs.
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Technica impendi Caldari generis. Pax Caldaria!
Kali is for KArebearLIng.
I 100% agree with Avon.
Female EVE gamers? Mail Zajo or visit WGOE.Public in-game. |
Corwain
Gallente
Zero Team
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Posted - 2007.03.11 09:15:00 -
[8]
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
I am leaving eVe and no, you can't have my stuffs.
Oh no! Who is gonna make us our Vagabonds? 
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Raquel Smith
Caldari
Freedom-Technologies
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Posted - 2007.03.11 09:33:00 -
[9]
"One more volley will reduce the DPS enough and give my shields time to regen. I have good resists in armour anyways."
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Brutor Shaun
Minmatar
Freelancers UK Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.11 09:34:00 -
[10]
A few in here that could be Eve related
"Facts are stupid things." - Ronald Reagan
My skills
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Pax Althaleen
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.03.11 09:49:00 -
[11]
"They're Minmatar wrecks and don't have any useful salvage, here let Me blow 'em up and get rid of 'em."
> This, as Me and a Buddy were in Gang in a Complex.
Can You say............
CONCORDOKKENED w/ a healthy portion of WFTBBQSauce ???
Respectfully,
Pax Althaleen
Holder - House Althaleen |
Baleorg
Gallente
Guys of Sarcasm
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Posted - 2007.03.11 09:49:00 -
[12]
pffff. its a level1 mission, what can possible happen...?
buddy warped barely out with 4% hull of worlds collide back in the noob days :-]
BTW: A GOOD Cache-Cleaner |
Splagada
Minmatar
Tides of Silence
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Posted - 2007.03.11 10:37:00 -
[13]
Edited by: Splagada on 11/03/2007 10:33:07
"oh that's a caracal, going to kill that easy"
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Relaxed corp recruiting |
Culmen
Caldari
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.03.11 10:54:00 -
[14]
"now why would anyone want to primary me?"
stated shortly before a fleet blew away my drake with 5 sensor damps on it
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Why do i even need a sig? |
RaWBLooD
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Posted - 2007.03.11 11:07:00 -
[15]
"nothing bad can happen when im on autopilot, ill be afk"
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El Covah
The Galactic Empire
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.03.11 11:10:00 -
[16]
"The lag seems to be better today."
*New sig coming soon* |
Amberly Coteaz
Amarr
Null Horizon
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Posted - 2007.03.11 11:11:00 -
[17]
"Pirates in local, but I made it to a safespot"
Diablo 2 is five years old, and apparently that makes it more mature than the people who play it. |
R34PER
Caldari
Imperial Ravens
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Posted - 2007.03.11 11:22:00 -
[18]
"Sheesh, forgot to turn reppers and hardeners on"
Happened to me the other day
Or a classic, "I know what i'm doing"
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Sean Dillon
Caldari
LEGI0N
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Posted - 2007.03.11 11:26:00 -
[19]
Some random merc noob that was contracted against my previous corp, killed at the jite gate in sobaseki.
"You're lucky I fell asleep, I'll get you next time"
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Splagada
Minmatar
Tides of Silence
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Posted - 2007.03.11 11:27:00 -
[20]
wow a hidden complex!
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Relaxed corp recruiting |
Baleorg
Gallente
Guys of Sarcasm
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Posted - 2007.03.11 11:34:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Splagada
wow a hidden complex!
bah. shut up. that one killed my dominix.... too much core admirals and 12 warpscramblers ^^
BTW: A GOOD Cache-Cleaner |
Sinder Ohm
Infinite Improbability Inc
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.03.11 11:36:00 -
[22]
1 more belt ...
Originally by: Blind Man
okies so liek when u warp in on them u shod target them... and stuff k.then u FIRE ZE MISSILES
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Tsu Hak
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Posted - 2007.03.11 11:38:00 -
[23]
A classicer:
The gate was clear 2 minutes ago
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Aero089
Exiled.
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Posted - 2007.03.11 11:40:00 -
[24]
"Damn, primary again!!!"
Your signature is too coo so we nerfed it. |
meanmac
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Posted - 2007.03.11 11:40:00 -
[25]
we got some dumb nuts in a carrier on a gate all warp now and take him
holy mother of (put your own words here) who the (put your own words here) said carrier.
THATS A NYX MOTHER SHIP
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Ardan
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2007.03.11 11:43:00 -
[26]
"...I can stay in long enough to take this wave, after all I have 52 percent resistanaces with this DCU..."
"Let them hate us as long as they Fear us." Colligula |
sakana
Purgatorial Janitors Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.11 11:46:00 -
[27]
Originally by: SumDum
"Jump on contact"
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Kyrall
Crazy 88's
O X I D E
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Posted - 2007.03.11 11:58:00 -
[28]
"YES! I got away! Huh, why can't I use the gate?!"
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Take another step back until you find you've walked away... |
Ladel Teravada
Caldari
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2007.03.11 12:20:00 -
[29]
"We can do it, they don't know we're here!"
"What they going to do? Shoot me?"
"You're blue to me, right?" "No" "****"
"No worries, they won't call me primary"
Captain Ladel Teravada
Chief of Naval Intelligence, CAIN
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Prophet Jurah
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.03.11 12:24:00 -
[30]
Todays last words were "Meh, its only a cruiser. I can take him......OHCRAPTHECRUISERISREALYAHUGGINRUN!!!".
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C Duggan
Gallente
Exotic Dancers Club
Eternal Rapture
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Posted - 2007.03.11 12:31:00 -
[31]
some real famous last words / smack from the grave, from our corps past.
Linkage
oh, and if you see a link on the public section of our boards, dont click it :)
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Blue Stratos
Amarr
BOOM - Gotcha
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Posted - 2007.03.11 12:32:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Thales Archon
Mine:
"Trust me, they wont expect it "
"This is gonna be so awesome..."
"We're prolly gonna die but its gonna be fun as hell "
"I forgot to turn on my cloak"
"Brb"
He says lieing
We went to low sec, went to a safe spot, i watched him say *brb* when we where both aggroed n he took nealry an hour to come back
My last words
"well, they did'nt seem to be hitting hard"
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Barbarellas Daughter
Lonely Barbarella
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Posted - 2007.03.11 12:36:00 -
[33]
"Ill just salvage that wreck"
(then activating the rocket launcher istead of the salvager in hisec  )
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Griffinator
Gallente
Veto.
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Posted - 2007.03.11 13:19:00 -
[34]
"we are outnumbered 3 to 1, sod it lets take em down, now does anyone have a web?......What you mean no noone has a web... You all suck"
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Boomhaur
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Posted - 2007.03.11 13:23:00 -
[35]
"Oh don't worry I've seen her before milllion times, she wont attack us. And shes only in a frigate, were in a Stabber an Scythe we can take her."
moment latter
"Uh, dude I can't lock onto the rat anymore, something's wrong. Ahh crap shes blinking red an shes engaging me."
*goes to engage*
"Uh, she's jamming me to I can't engage"
*sips drink an watches friend shield go down*
"I try again in a minute"
Dont ask how but the scythe ran out of capacitor an the frigate nos was of no use an we finally engaged after 10-20min an she ran with 10% hull, well the scythe was at 30% hull.
(there were some good last words that could be used in there)
Dude that Scammer just ninja'ed that Carebare's wallet!! |
Crydawner
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Posted - 2007.03.11 13:32:00 -
[36]
(me in a suicide kessie)
Heh, that assault ship can't be that tough if i orbit it fast?
omfg it's shields aren't moving! *dies*
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Kain De'Stroi
Epic.
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Posted - 2007.03.11 13:32:00 -
[37]
"TARGET!!!" 
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The Pointless
Gallente
Lacks a Point Ltd
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Posted - 2007.03.11 13:44:00 -
[38]
"Uh, you can stop now..."
From me during a mutually agreed battle in Duri. We'd agreed to stop at 10% armour, but despite my calls to stop, my ship eventually popped. My opponent revealed afterward she had - DUN dun DUUUUUUUUN! - a borked keyboard.
On the plus, she did pay me back... 
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I'd rather be a jack of all trades than a master of one. |
Ridley Tree
The Black Rabbits
Fatal Persuasion
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Posted - 2007.03.11 13:56:00 -
[39]
"I don't have X isk"
-My victims.
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0Virtu0
Amarr
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.03.11 14:09:00 -
[40]
"Hey..um...these miners in the belt aren't mining..."
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Manus Stuprare
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.11 14:11:00 -
[41]
"What Megathron?"
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Poisoning the Chalice: Smartbombs as a Counter to Nos. |
Soporo
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.11 14:46:00 -
[42]
"NOOOOOOOOO!"
(Warping to a moon on accident)
"HEY GUYS, WATCH THIS!"
"WOOT! BS LVL 2 DONE, I'M UBER NOW!"
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Enders Vaal
SniggWaffe
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.03.11 15:01:00 -
[43]
Edited by: Enders Vaal on 11/03/2007 14:58:04
"Alright guys, there's a lone apoc in that belt, and his gang is a whole system away, lets get him."
A first time FCer, wasn't a pretty sight
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R'adeh
Gallente
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.03.11 17:09:00 -
[44]
"Can I be bait?"
'I can tank that np!"
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My views are my own and I don't represent my corp. |
Ikasu
Gallente
The Durandal Organization
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Posted - 2007.03.11 17:10:00 -
[45]
Hehe, some good last words here. Lessee.
"I know Concord is tought but surely I can tank em long enough to get to the gate, especially with WT0"
"Nothing in local but friendlies"
"You got scrammed? Hold on, let me warp back and reinforce you"
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2007.03.11 17:14:00 -
[46]
My hauler losses are usually preceded by me saying 'This is the point where I should have turned around'.
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If you go into your options menu, there's a difficulty slider. Put that all the way over to the easiest setting and you'll be fine. |
Iteken Hotori
Minmatar
Hitori Support Wing
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Posted - 2007.03.11 17:17:00 -
[47]
Quote:
If you are lucky we may let you keep Fountain
Warning: May contain flaming, trolling, swearing, typos, crimes against grammar, obscure reference to old films, in jokes, rambling, ranting and references to EvE. |
Bryg Philomena
Green Lantern Corps
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Posted - 2007.03.11 17:25:00 -
[48]
YARR!!!
t1 frig vs a mothership.. I think I can take him
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=465618 |
Stitcher
Caldari
J.I.T. Enterprises
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.11 17:28:00 -
[49]
Me, dodging gate camp: "Bye."
Them: *while I'm in warp, jump a second team through my target stargate. I don't see them do this, and they drop a bubble on the far side*
Them: "Bye."
Me: *managed to get my ship outside the bubble edge before the ship popped. warp the pod out*
two systems later, I run smack into a bubble trap laid down by an interdictor from a completely different alliance.
me: "Ffs.... Last cigarette?"
Him: *opens fire and pods without replying, which was just rude IMO*
***
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Thor Xian
Vertigo One
E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2007.03.11 17:28:00 -
[50]
'I know we had an appointment for this killing of my ship, but do you think we could reschedule to next Tuesday?'
_________________________
~Thor Xian, Star Commander
Got Corp? |
Mtthias Clemi
Gallente
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.03.11 17:47:00 -
[51]
Who likes short shorts?
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Stay away from my signature all of ya!!! IM WARNING YOU!!
PEW PEW PEW PEW!
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Nolin Riis
Gallente
Placid Reborn
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Posted - 2007.03.11 17:53:00 -
[52]
I hope I don't time out agin. These T2 drones are a pain to replace.
Never a threat, but always a thorn in the side. |
Nex Angelus
Caldari
Ginnungagaps Rymdfarargille
Tre Kroner
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Posted - 2007.03.11 18:16:00 -
[53]
"AFK for a schek... juscht getting another beer"
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Gamble Dakota
Immortalis Silens
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2007.03.11 19:09:00 -
[54]
Back when I was a wee pirate lad in a punisher. (By Myself)
"An Astarte, two Ravens, a Dominix, a Navy Issue Megathron, a Vagabond, a Deimos, a Brutix and two crows.
I have them surrounded."
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Originally by: "Nir"
There is no place for morality in EVE.
I find the correct answer is rarely the truthful one.
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Smets
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Posted - 2007.03.11 19:14:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Gamble Dakota
Back when I was a wee pirate lad in a punisher. (By Myself)
"An Astarte, two Ravens, a Dominix, a Navy Issue Megathron, a Vagabond, a Deimos, a Brutix and two crows.
I have them surrounded."
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Lithalnas
Amarr
Hadean Drive Yards
Archaean Cooperative
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Posted - 2007.03.11 19:14:00 -
[56]
This citadel torp shouldnt hurt.
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Hadean Drive Yards
The EvE inflation, 80 Macro miners, 1.5b isk/day |
Kazuma Saruwatari
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Posted - 2007.03.11 19:18:00 -
[57]
"Okay, where are those piwates..."
3 mins later
"Crap, inty, its fine, I'm in a Ferox and Vent's up... no wait Vent's disconnected?! FRACK 5 BS's! I'm DEAD!"
*power outage right at that moment*
"...WOOT!"
*stand up only to hit my head against my now-dead low-hanging lamp*
"OWWW!"
*hospitalized to get a shard of glass bout the size of a pinky nail out of the back of my neck*
*
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Jangus McGee
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.11 21:05:00 -
[58]
"What's a Manticore?"
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Taedrin
Gallente
Mercatoris Technologies
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Posted - 2007.03.11 21:15:00 -
[59]
"I can tank this room, I have double T2 reppers with T2 resist mods and 3 armor rigs on my phoon!'
...
yeah, it sucked when that happened...
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Kharakan
Amarr
Magnificent Beavers
Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2007.03.11 21:18:00 -
[60]
Last words of the nanophoon pilot:
"Oh ****, that's not a bellicose!"
this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer
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Thor Xian
Vertigo One
E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2007.03.11 22:21:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Kharakan
Last words of the nanophoon pilot:
"Oh ****, that's not a bellicose!"
When is it ever a Bellicose?
_________________________
~Thor Xian, Star Commander
Got Corp? |
Decrepus
Raiders of the Lost Cans
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Posted - 2007.03.11 22:35:00 -
[62]
11/10 complex is 1.1 difficulty right?
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Verone
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.11 22:48:00 -
[63]
"Yeah, Going in to get agression lads, nae bother, I can tank it..."
NEWEST MOVIE : VETO FOR HIRE
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Admiral Feelgood
Even-Flow
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Posted - 2007.03.11 23:08:00 -
[64]
"Nah dude, we wont die this time"
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Micia
Minmatar
Thrace Inc
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.03.11 23:36:00 -
[65]
FC >> "Micia has command of the Wing 'til I get back"
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Break the yoke of Amarrian imperialism. Freedom! |
Kehmor
Caldari
The Movement
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Posted - 2007.03.11 23:52:00 -
[66]
My last words:
"afk"
Anyone elses:
"Kehmor in local"
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hired goon
Infinite Improbability Inc
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.03.12 00:06:00 -
[67]
"Moon 12 is friendly POS right?"
-omg-
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Karn Mithralia
Minmatar
Neh'bu Kau Beh'Hude
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.03.12 00:12:00 -
[68]
"XXX"
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Now recruiting. |
Dark Kavar
Caldari
Even-Flow
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Posted - 2007.03.12 00:25:00 -
[69]
First day playing:
"Why is that big box on the over view flashing red?"
"hey this guy is in a kestrel too, I can take him.... HOLY **** THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE" (the day I discovered what a manticore was)
Kind of like the Triforce in Zelda, only not quite as potent.
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Vince Prince
Caldari
Forsaken Empire
The Forsaken Empire
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Posted - 2007.03.12 00:28:00 -
[70]
My girlfriend said Eve go's or i go.
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Vadoc Trax
Caldari
RABBLE-RABBLE
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Posted - 2007.03.12 00:33:00 -
[71]
"What's that bright light coming from that ship?"
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#1. Pillage, THEN burn.
#8. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock. |
Dai Kyoko
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Posted - 2007.03.12 00:45:00 -
[72]
"that bantam wont have a scrammer"
"don't worry i'll save you!"
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Quantity of ore stolen today - 30k m3 |
Cmdr Baxter
Caldari
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2007.03.12 01:04:00 -
[73]
"OK, I'm engaging the Chimaera."
1 minute later, seeing no dent in the target's shields and drones swarming out: Uh-oh, got a problem here guys .....
1.5 minute later, shields failing: Ferox going down ..... this is so not going to make my day .....
* * * * *
"FINALLY! Managed to ***** the tank on this rat NPC battleship! Well, at least the shield tank's holding ..."
Watches 3 more rat battleships spawn to the rear
"Oh man ....."
* * * * *
"Sansha's Nation frigates don't pose any threat to me. I'm in a Ferox."
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Lt. (j.g.) Sionell "Commander" Baxter
This post should not be considered an official statement of CAIN unless stated. |
Akita T
Caldari
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2007.03.12 01:07:00 -
[74]
"They only have a few frigates and a couple of Celestis, let's bake'em !"
"NOS is overrated."
"So just how fast could a battleship fly anyway ?"
_
MySkills | Module/Rig stacknerfing explained |
Sacul
Wreckless Abandon
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Posted - 2007.03.12 02:25:00 -
[75]
SGB: "This is gonna be expensive!" (before jumping into a superior force, we won btw)
Mauna Kea: "I'll scout in my Interceptor Caracal", "I'll bait in my tanking Caracal".
Me: "Kill them!", " kill what?", "Them, the tingies, the other ones!!".
(yes, i was very drunk).
DrunkZ with GunZ 4-ever! |
RaWBLooD
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Posted - 2007.03.12 03:13:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Vince Prince
My girlfriend said Eve go's or i go.
i hope she had a place to go.
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jamesw
Omniscient Order
Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.03.12 03:18:00 -
[77]
"jamesw gang invite me please"
--
Latest Vid: Domination! |
Kyguard
Fire Mandrill
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.12 03:23:00 -
[78]
"Bye Kyguard"
Next system..
"**** you Kyguard"
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WeComeInPeace Video |
Curzon Dax
Eve University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.12 03:50:00 -
[79]
In a 0.8 system moments before I got CONCORDed: "He's not flashing red, must be a display bug."
Also in a 0.8 system, outside a station: "Ok, help me see how well this ECM Burst does."
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Novina Agrari
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Posted - 2007.03.12 04:04:00 -
[80]
"We are BoB." 
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SilentBladez
Imperial Knights
The Crimson Federation
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Posted - 2007.03.12 04:19:00 -
[81]
Them:
" it's okay concord is here "
" afk "
" i'll pay !! "
" if only I'd insured my ship "
" wtf stabs don't work in bubbles? "
" it was fun but i'll come back"
" am drunk "
Mine:
" go go gadget safespot! "
" if i was a girl i'd scream "
" asoifh#$#@6$siopjdf#$sobs!!! "
Please resize your signature graphic to be within the Forum Rules - Jacques([email protected]) |
James Duar
Merch Industrial
We Are Nice Guys
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Posted - 2007.03.12 04:27:00 -
[82]
"Low sec's not that dangerous. I'm only traveling between gates"
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Cadela Fria
Amarr
Eye of God
X-PACT
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Posted - 2007.03.12 05:15:00 -
[83]
Edited by: Cadela Fria on 12/03/2007 05:13:19
Actual last words I've said before I went boom:
"I should really get an alt to scout ahead before entering 0.0...ah ill be alright this one time. I mean how likely is it that there'll be a gatecamp? yeah..I'll be fine! *jumps*"
"*while in warp to a target I scanned out in a belt* Man my geddon is gonna rip this guy apart! Still trying to remember which battlecruiser a 'Wyvern' is though. Hmm lemme just check to be sure *right clicks target in the scanner and sees 'Remove mothership from overview' * ..........oh crap"
"BWAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH DIE MINING BARGE DIE!! AAHAHAHAAHAAHAH Teach you not to pay attention in lowsec! - o_o Wait..why are there concord ships in my overview? ...SON OF A ..."
"Pffft, yeah right, as if a turret dreadnought can even hit my battleship...."
"Hey, I can tank 3 BC's easily in my Curse!" <-- The hard way to learn that tracking disruption mean little to Drakes
"*As a young pilot* Hey why's that guy flashing red...hey where's my shields? ..where's my armor??? Where's my...."
Knowledge is a priviledge, not a right
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Kristoffer
Amarr
Blackguard Brigade
|
Posted - 2007.03.12 06:38:00 -
[84]
"Bawwwlz"
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Drachma Golea
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
|
Posted - 2007.03.12 08:36:00 -
[85]
Leeroy Jenkins:
Getting fearlessly into battle, leaving his mates behind...
"Alright chums, let's do this! LEEEROOOOOOOOOY JENNNNNKINS!"
When everything blows up, including his team mates, they all start cursing on him...
He Respond:
"At least I have( am not a ) chicken..." (He was afk during the teamspeak plan meeting, heating up some chickenwings)
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Splagada
Minmatar
Tides of Silence
|
Posted - 2007.03.12 08:37:00 -
[86]
" Funny, you really look like Charles Manson "
------
Relaxed corp recruiting |
Culmen
Caldari
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
|
Posted - 2007.03.12 16:15:00 -
[87]
"YES! Made it into the POS shield! Let's see you try to get me now BoB!"
_____________________________________________________
Why do i even need a sig? |
Maltitol
Gallente
Tides of Silence
|
Posted - 2007.03.12 16:30:00 -
[88]
did i just go pop? i seem to be in warp with 0 hull... wtf?
Originally by: Devil Hanzo
There is no problem with Jita, there is a problem with everybody going to Jita at the same time...
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Di Jiensai
Gallente
Rage of Angels
Morsus Mihi
|
Posted - 2007.03.12 16:41:00 -
[89]
Famous last words, yesterday, from me:
> "Wooo!"
> "Stop!"
> "Friendly!!"
It turned out they reset their standings. shortly before.  |
KaptnSparrow
Caldari
TARDZ
Gods of Night and Day
|
Posted - 2007.03.12 17:08:00 -
[90]
"guys it's zeroh in it's 13 km/s a mach, RUN"
...this happens when we where in a gate camp of 2 bs, several cruisers, 1 hac and some afs.
...eve's worst pirate...
...if I missed killmails of the past, please update the killboard! |
Richard Aiel
Caldari
The Funkstars Guild
|
Posted - 2007.03.12 17:20:00 -
[91]
"Hey its a pod with a 50 million bounty, ill kill it with a missile"
-Me 3 hrs after I started the game. I was right next to a gate and didnt think pods had armor. Yes, I only shot 1 missile >.<
But, Im a troll. Ignore me |
Fuzzy Kismet
Gallente
Eve University
Ivy League
|
Posted - 2007.03.12 17:44:00 -
[92]
Some of mine:
"I'm not a threat to the pirates, why would they want to kill my mining ship?"
"Oh, a person with high security is coming to help us through 0.0 space. That's nice."
"He probably sees I'm in my pod trying to get out of the system so I can get a new ship. He won't attack."
----
Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here.
-Cheshire Cat, in "American McGee's Alice" |
Redbad
Minmatar
Be Inspired Inc.
|
Posted - 2007.03.12 17:55:00 -
[93]
FLW: Trust me, I think I know what I'm doing!
FLW: Hey Look, they are also Minmatar!
FLW: Woops, really I though I was in my miner, dont shoot back!
FLW: Bio-break!
FLW: get that f*cking warpscrambling frig off me!
join us today! |
MrTripps
Gallente
|
Posted - 2007.03.12 19:28:00 -
[94]
Edited by: MrTripps on 12/03/2007 19:24:43
"Hmmm...I wonder if this Tristan can get to warp before being locked by the gate guns." This was in a .9 and me with a -3.5. Tristan got WTFBBQed.
Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose. - Janis Joplin |
Hauler McTote
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Posted - 2007.03.12 21:14:00 -
[95]
Edited by: Hauler McTote on 12/03/2007 21:10:59
Famous last words, eh?
"We are all playing on the same level here."
Thread owned.
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Elvarien
Caldari
Legion of Corpses
Federation Of united Corps
|
Posted - 2007.03.12 21:48:00 -
[96]
We should realy stop meeting like this.
>---
Witty banter. |
Araxmas
Black Lance
Against ALL Authorities
|
Posted - 2007.03.12 21:52:00 -
[97]
"AFK"
--------
Robbie Rotten left me |
ee21k
|
Posted - 2007.03.12 22:00:00 -
[98]
i wish my computer loaded faster then my jump cloak dropped.
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Shalia Ripper
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
|
Posted - 2007.03.12 22:59:00 -
[99]
Originally by: Kristoffer
"Bawwwlz"
Funny, Bawlz was the name of my last Raven.
Anyway...jumping into a friendly gatecamp....
"Stop shooting, I AM ON YOUR SIDE"
On another gatecamp...
"Is anyone else lagged, my launchers won't reload"
a few second later...
"Oh crap, did I forget to grab reloads?"
a few more seconds...
"I can get out before they nail me"
a few more seconds...
"Well, I am back at station and I found my missles. Can someone grab my can?"
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Kloro Draz
Gallente
Ex Coelis
|
Posted - 2007.03.12 23:36:00 -
[100]
On a level 2 mission:
"Hmmm... I do level 3s and occasionally 4s solo, I don't need to change my modules to make my tank rat-specific. Okay, I'm in the room now, I'll just shoot the cruisers first, and get rid of the major DPS."
(This was in that "kill the pirate leader" mission, killing the cruisers spawns the next wave of frigs and cruisers, at the end I had four cruisers, and I don't know how many frigates.)
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MrShooter
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
|
Posted - 2007.03.12 23:51:00 -
[101]
"Well, I don't think any of them have probes, I'll just wait here a few mins untill they pass on to the next system"
|
Esurnir
Amarr
Bears Inc
FREGE Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.03.12 23:57:00 -
[102]
I was once young and naive,
0.4 : "Is there anybody here that could help me to deal with the complex ?"
----
Quote:
Thou shall pew pew.
Book of Revelation 12, 51 |
Aphotic Raven
Gallente
E X O D U S
Imperial Republic Of the North
|
Posted - 2007.03.13 00:01:00 -
[103]
LEEEEEEROOOOOY...........
Originally by: Dr Cupid
Let me tell you all that I'm really enjoying eve-beta, and can't wait for the real game to come out!
|
Richard Aiel
Caldari
The Funkstars Guild
|
Posted - 2007.03.13 00:02:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Aphotic Raven
LEEEEEEROOOOOY...........
Winner!!
But, Im a troll. Ignore me |
Jon Draconus
Just-fun
Dark Matter Coalition
|
Posted - 2007.03.13 00:24:00 -
[105]
Edited by: Jon Draconus on 13/03/2007 00:23:03
As a two week noob, "Its just a Condor."
No it wasn't.
Originally by: Wrangler
- We will kill one minmatar baby, on the hour, every hour... and maybe an extra one if we get hungry!
Ah, brings back memories of my family BBQ's.
|
Saint Lazarus
|
Posted - 2007.03.13 01:51:00 -
[106]
"Pfff you guys got lucky"
They came back
:insert cool signature here: |
Jordania
Exit 13
|
Posted - 2007.03.13 01:56:00 -
[107]
From gang lead....
"Any of you guys in expensive ships?"
--------------------------------------------------
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Roen Dunaer
|
Posted - 2007.03.13 02:14:00 -
[108]
"Bah, lite beer is like having sex in a canoe. They're both f*ing close to water."
|
Burakus
Exit 13
|
Posted - 2007.03.13 04:11:00 -
[109]
Edited by: Burakus on 13/03/2007 04:17:47
"I bet that vaga's guns can't track me!"
|
Ikasu
Gallente
The Durandal Organization
|
Posted - 2007.03.13 18:54:00 -
[110]
The newb:
"If I pay his ransom surely he wont still kill me"
|
Kunming
Outcasts
|
Posted - 2007.03.13 19:13:00 -
[111]
"Sure my ceptor can make it through that bubble camp"...
Hello cloning station
Quote:
READ THIS NEXT PART CAREFULLY AS IT IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POSTING A REPLY WITHOUT READING IT MAY RESULT IN YOU LOOKING STUPID.
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Tasuric Orka
Antares Fleet Yards
SMASH Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.03.13 19:15:00 -
[112]
"Don't worry, they can't lock me fast enough"
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JD Gray
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
|
Posted - 2007.03.14 01:27:00 -
[113]
This is mine from earlier today:
"*click* Phew. Surely autopilot will get me out of here fast enough." (Pop)
Then later (yes, twice in one day):
"Crap. I knew I forgot to set my autopilot." (Pop)
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Zekarus
Caldari
Dreamscape
Sparta Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 06:30:00 -
[114]
What Zek heard in G95 before waking up with a headache.
"Orange Species is primary!"
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Vincent Gaines
Avis de Captura
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 06:39:00 -
[115]
"I doubt he's a scout"
|
Del Narveux
Obsidian Angels Enterprises
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 06:46:00 -
[116]
"HOLD MAH BEER AND WATCH THIS!"
"My thrasher's too small for that raven's missles do do any damage"
"Connection lost." (my most common one)
"Oh its just a mining osprey, no way could it hurt my t2 frigate"
"Hey there Team 0.0, I'm in a NPC corp can you give me directions?"
"Who would be lame enough to waste sec status on a shuttle?"
_________________
[SAK] Alumnus--And Proud Of It! -- aka Cpt Bogus
Is that my torped sig cloaking your base?
Originally by: Wrangler
Well, at least we have forum PvP..
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Vincent Gaines
Avis de Captura
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 06:47:00 -
[117]
one I've said countless times:
"wtf?"
|
The'Rabbit
Caldari
State War Academy
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 06:58:00 -
[118]
Last words of a noob " Now i'm back to mining in a velator"
|
mazzilliu
Caldari
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 08:00:00 -
[119]
"cyno on grid oh **** its a doomsday" 
Demon Womb 0.0 NPCing corp is now open for business. 0.0 access for 20% corp tax! Join now! |
Plutoinum
German Cyberdome Corp
Cult of War
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 08:42:00 -
[120]
Edited by: Plutoinum on 18/04/2007 08:41:03
Originally by: Crydawner
(me in a suicide kessie)
Heh, that assault ship can't be that tough if i orbit it fast?
omfg it's shields aren't moving! *dies*
Reminds me of my stiletto days in Curse. The days when I was wasting one stiletto each day or so.
Enemy gang in system, I jump out and see a frig: 'Ok, think I can kill that little tech-1 frig and am away, before the other gang arrives...'
'Arg. Should have looked closer, it's an enyo. Anyway, I'm already fighting, maybe I can kill it...Oh oh, I go down and no cap left. '
But wasn't a last word. Although out of cap, I somehow escaped with my burning stiletto in structure and that in the same moment the other hostile gang jumped in and decloaked.
___________
Muuuhhh !!! |
SiJira
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Posted - 2007.04.18 09:16:00 -
[121]
famous last words of pirates after you escaped from their solo / duo gank teams "wtf stab newb !"
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The Slayer
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.04.18 09:26:00 -
[122]
Edited by: The Slayer on 18/04/2007 09:22:23
My faves are :
"Scout has crashed.... heh don't need a scout anyway!"
"I have an MWD, i'll get back to the gate if there's a camp!" As 3 rapiers decloak
And my favorite battlecry
"Ok ladies, lets dance".
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Zoppo Trump
Amarr
Real Nice And Laidback Corporation
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 09:26:00 -
[123]
"Or what?"
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warpod
Amarr
Pact Of Honour
United Legion
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 09:51:00 -
[124]
"I always can dock back"
*undocked outside docking range*
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Ulfbratzen
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Posted - 2007.04.18 11:06:00 -
[125]
Edited by: Ulfbratzen on 18/04/2007 11:04:39
Mega-pilot warps in with his blackbird friend,
just 10 sec before me(in a proph) and another buddy (in a mega) warped in.
he:
"oops thought only domi as guard"
me:
"nope^^"
and *plopp* his mega is history :D
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Wild Rho
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 11:26:00 -
[126]
My last words
"Woot, finally finished my implant set" *splat*
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente
Lyrus Associates
Betrayal Under Mayhem
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 11:50:00 -
[127]
"Session change already in progress"
--------------------------------------------------------------------
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Habraka
Synergy.
Imperial Republic Of the North
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 12:23:00 -
[128]
"Hey guys, I just lost another Abaddon"
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Roshan longshot
Gallente
Ordos Humanitas
FREGE Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 12:45:00 -
[129]
The one that comes to mind..."Gate is clear..."
But the things that scare me the most. An Engineer who says "I dont know, but lets try this". A second luetinant that say "Based on my years of experience". And a Senior NCO that says "Hey ya all watch this!".
Free-form Professions, ensure no limetations on professions. Be a trader, fighter, industialist, researcher, hunter pirate or mixture of them all.
[i]As read from the original box.
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Heikki
Gallente
Wreckless Abandon
Triumvirate.
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 12:54:00 -
[130]
Slighly dramatized:
"Hmm, a rapier, now did that one have the web bonus...ah no, just the useless painter thingy"
- Me as ex-Nano-Vindicator pilot
"Sure you may test one Moros volley on my BS"
- Corp mate about to collect his insurance
"A lone cruiser just sitting still, I'll gank it quickly"
"The same alt again, who cares, I can dock before his alt's Moros gets here to finish my BS"
- Locals adapting
"No hostiles within two systems, safe to warp"
- Scout instructing freighter pilot on 270AU system
-Lasse
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Kweel Nakashyn
Minmatar
Aeden
Tau Ceti Federation
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 12:59:00 -
[131]
Edited by: Kweel Nakashyn on 18/04/2007 12:56:53
I had twice these last words last month, while in mid-warp :
"hu-ho, I forgot to scan the gate for bubbles."
- edit - Oh, and this one :
"From which corp is he ?"
-----
History is made by whinners
Originally by: DB Preacher
(...) Ignore what the coalition muppets are saying on their forums (...)
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NoNamium
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 13:09:00 -
[132]
"We're NOT jumping?"
- NoNamium
|
VaderDSL
Caldari
Incoherent Inc
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 13:55:00 -
[133]
Famous last words?
Need support? I'm 3 jumps out, be through Jita in a minute ... ... ... ...
BIG Lottery |
|
CCP Eris Discordia
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 14:31:00 -
[134]
'You will get into trouble with CCP for this'
(dont be in 0.0 alone in a bestower)
Why is this signature pink?
It is a mystery
|
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Arria Periclee
Gallente
Aristotle Enterprises
Ethereal Dawn
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 15:30:00 -
[135]
"Cool! a Nyx."
"Crap."
And one I like to use to mess with them in local :
"Oh well, I'm glad I didn't take that Megathron BPO with me."
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Splagada
Minmatar
Tides of Silence
Hydra Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 15:33:00 -
[136]
(in alliance chat) is that cyno friendly?
------
Relaxed corp recruiting |
Kvarium Ki
legion of qui
Freelancer Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 15:39:00 -
[137]
"I'll stall them!"
KK
|
Mactire
Galactic Shipyards Inc
HUZZAH FEDERATION
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 15:41:00 -
[138]
Edited by: Mactire on 18/04/2007 15:37:55
"We'll toss a coin, heads we go in tails we retreat. Heads it is!"
Mactire
Gangs should be happy to die heroically
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hattifnatt
Gallente
The Movement
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 21:46:00 -
[139]
"**** i just jumped into an 0.5 system."
Originally by: Nicholas Barker
i tackled somebody in the middle of nowhere, and told them i wouldn't leave untill they stripped on web cam. Who wants the video?
|
VeNT
Minmatar
Freelancer Union
Unaffiliated
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 22:27:00 -
[140]
"heavy nos are only 10k yeah?"
--------------------
Eris; The Greek goddess of Chaos, Discord, Confusion and Things You Know Not Of. Later latinized to Discordia |
4rc4ng3L
Gallente
Blood Stained Angels
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 22:53:00 -
[141]
Edited by: 4rc4ng3L on 18/04/2007 22:49:36
This is where we fight...
This is where they die!
YYAARRRR!!!!
Death is the only true freedom, brought on by our own ignorance.... Welcome to the "free" world in which we live... |
Jimer Lins
Gallente
Sanctuary
|
Posted - 2007.04.18 23:51:00 -
[142]
"OK, I hit the plex gate. Jumping..."
"Ah man, there's a lot of them."
"DON'T COME IN!"
"Yeah, I'm heading back to the station. In my pod."
Sanctions, embargoes and blockades- discuss PVP with ISK! |
evil penguin
|
Posted - 2007.04.19 00:01:00 -
[143]
"Wheres my mouse?"
|
James Snowscoran
Coreli Corporation
Corelum Syndicate
|
Posted - 2007.04.19 00:05:00 -
[144]
Edited by: James Snowscoran on 19/04/2007 00:02:06
"I PAY RANSOME"
That was some poor sod a corpmate caught with his pants down in a hauler somewhere in 0.0. He screamed in local for a ransom, probably because his ship was stuffed to the brim with battleship BPCs and various t2 mods.
"Don't worry, my tank is holding fine...just get here now!"
Some corpmate who thought his tank was a bit better and backup a bit closer than it actually was.
"Sh*t."
Wartarget in local after jumping into a good ol' gatecamp.
"THEY ARE F*CKING SCRAMBLING ME"
Corpmate in gang chat in our n00b days. We were trying our hands at lvl 4 missions and failing miserably, so we decided to warp out. Then he got subjected to the charms of lvl 4 missions
"I'm just gonna pop the rifter and get out."
Me wanting to do some dogfighting stunts in my crow. Suffice to say, I'm not a very successful crow pilot.
-----
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Ishina Fel
Caldari
Synergy.
Imperial Republic Of the North
|
Posted - 2007.04.19 00:11:00 -
[145]
Me, second day into the game, then proud owner of a brand-new Bantam with 75mm rails and a small shield booster.
"Now that I owned the tutorial missions, I think it is now time to take my first regular agent mission! Level 1 agent located, let's give it a try. ...Hey, 'World's Collide' is a pretty cool sounding name. I'm sure this will be fun."
I wonder who I upset in the Fate and Destiny department to be damned to draw this as my first mission ever... I even had two skillbooks on me at the time 
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Ahz
|
Posted - 2007.04.19 00:21:00 -
[146]
Scrams on a rat?
Couldn't be...
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Buck Starchaser
|
Posted - 2007.04.19 07:00:00 -
[147]
My most recent:
"Now that I'm propperly drunk I wouldn't mind going to the enemies home system just to mess with them" then "hey, I won... I'll bet his can has some T2's" [backup arives]
Of course the inverse side of this was most likely:
"I've got him scrammed! warp to me!"
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Entreri Finwe
Raptus Regaliter
|
Posted - 2007.04.19 07:48:00 -
[148]
Being propery drunk, ratting in my cheap-ass t1 fitted Raven...
"Yes! An Angel Officer spawn! I should be ablt to take it down no sweat, I'll just warp out if I can't tank it..."
a few moments later...
"Down to 50% struct? WFT WARP!"
Friends Don't Let Friends Rat Drunk...
---
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Stitcher
Caldari
J.I.T. Enterprises
Freelancer Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.04.19 08:08:00 -
[149]
Quote:
"WTF? why the hell is my ship not warping? he's more than 100KM away! MOVE YOU PIECE OF....
hey hold on, shouldn't it have blown up by now? it's on fire, and... is that my pod hanging in space next to it? but...
damn, better quit the game and log in, see if that clears the error...."
(on TS)
Stitcher>"hey guys, did my pod make it out?"
Them> "nope, sorry dude"
Stitcher> "$#!*!!!"
yeah, lost my pod to some kind of game error. didn't get reimbursed for my implants either... oh well.
***
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Buck Starchaser
|
Posted - 2007.04.19 08:52:00 -
[150]
Originally by: VeNT
"heavy nos are only 10k yeah?"
Heh, he skipped most of the story here... We constantly tease him about it...
Vent: He's in a domi
us: you're 2 jumps ahead of us. don't engage. if he vamps your ceptor you're toast
Vent: I just want to play with him a little his drones can't catch me.. oh he scrammed me... that's ok heavy nos are only 10k.. yeah? *bleep*
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Nifel
Caldari
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
|
Posted - 2007.04.19 08:55:00 -
[151]
"What does airlock mean?"
"When I die I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."
RKK Ranking: Sama |
DeadDuck
Infinite Improbability Inc
Dusk and Dawn
|
Posted - 2007.04.19 09:09:00 -
[152]
"1 point on him !..."
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Agyban Nagy
EON Order
Te-Ka
|
Posted - 2007.04.19 09:13:00 -
[153]
"Ooops, wrong moon!"
|
Antiope
Cataclysm Enterprises
Dusk and Dawn
|
Posted - 2007.04.19 09:30:00 -
[154]
me in a crow
"haha, your javelin torps are doing 0,2 damage" till i turned around at 260 km
|
Traders Soul
|
Posted - 2007.04.19 10:55:00 -
[155]
Usually just b4 jumping from empire to 0.0
Hmm, only 8k people online should be clear.
What's ninja mining ?
The belt is clear right -> usually happens in a hauler
cr*p, hostile fleet.
Phone, one sec.
wtf??, you can cloak in bubbles
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Ozstar
|
Posted - 2007.04.19 11:25:00 -
[156]
Originally by: CYVOK
loggin for a bit, be back later
someone had to
|
hUssmann
Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp
|
Posted - 2007.04.19 11:41:00 -
[157]
Originally by: Ozstar
Originally by: CYVOK
loggin for a bit, be back later
someone had to
I giggled.
______________________________________
Phoenix Lonestar > Server lag was non-existant pre Dragon.
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Sinder Ohm
Infinite Improbability Inc
Dusk and Dawn
|
Posted - 2007.04.19 12:13:00 -
[158]
They only have 1 Titan.
Bubble is up.
Originally by: Rawne Karrde
PVP in EvE is consentual, you agree to it when you login. If you don't like it you're in the wrong game.
|
Caffeine Junkie
Caldari
The Ministry Of Funny Walks
|
Posted - 2007.04.19 12:19:00 -
[159]
(looking at size icon on overview)
"It's ok it's only a battleship..."
"...thats a funny looking battleship..."
"...whats a Nyx?"
....
splat!
___________________
...and its "Armour" not "Armor" ... m'kay!
Nanophoenix ftw! ;-) |
Soulita
Gallente
Inner Core
|
Posted - 2007.04.19 12:21:00 -
[160]
"Go ahead, attack meh! The sentries will fry you!"
Picked up on local in a random low sec system, before Kali patch. Needless to say the author of these last words woke up in a clonebay somewhere else.
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Kalissa
D00M.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.04.19 12:56:00 -
[161]
On the very first night I was in the game (friends already had a corp setup and I joined it as a noob and I was flying an ibis)
"Guys I think someone is firing at me. Guys I think my ship is.... I'm back in the station, does that mean I'm dead"
My first death, the same night I joined Eve.
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Trillian Mcmillan
Cry Me A River Inc.
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Posted - 2007.04.19 13:11:00 -
[162]
"Battleships, load short range ammunition!"
When ever i hear that one, "Company, fix bayonetes!" rings in my head, i find myself in a WW1 trench, about to jump out and charge towrads a machine gun while under artillery fire...
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Presidente Gallente
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Posted - 2007.04.19 13:16:00 -
[163]
Edited by: Presidente Gallente on 19/04/2007 13:13:34
Last words of presidente when he uncloaked and warped away from the gate camp:
+You are just training!˝
+++ JOIN PAP +++ |
DeadDuck
Infinite Improbability Inc
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.04.19 13:31:00 -
[164]
"It tickles"
In local chat, while a carrier pilot was tanking a BS fleet firing at him in XZH system.
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Berand
Ation Applied Technologies
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2007.04.19 14:04:00 -
[165]
"I know Shrike is in local, but he's been there for the last 17 hours. I'm sure he's afk."
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Berand
Veteran, ASCN vs BoB
CEO - Ation Applied Technologies
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Fraszoid
Caldari
BloodStorm Elite
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.04.19 14:34:00 -
[166]
"Its only a covert ops, local is clear, it can't touch my Rokh"
Hostile gang of 4 ships jump in
"Uh, guys I need some help, I'm under attack in a belt" as a Megathron and Abbadon jump in and start firing, and scram me, as I am aligned and hitting the dock button for a station.
No response
"I need help, my tank is failing, and I'm scrammed."
No response
"I'm going down, abandon ship, need help!"
No Response
At this point I'm feverishly mashing the warp button to the point I'm sure I'd break the mouse if I hit it any faster or harder as I go in to hull.
"WARP YOU ILLIGITAMITE CHILD!!!!!!", What I shouted at my Rokh as the last of the hull was blown away, while in the crowded college commons area. I did escape with my pod, and they did acknowledge the hostiles and make a combat plan after I had already lost my ship and they were on their way out.
Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it.
Check out my players guide at:
http://www.eve-miners.info/guide/minersguide.html |
Garrick Konquero
Gallente
ImmCo
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Posted - 2007.04.19 14:36:00 -
[167]
"With my drones out, I'm invincible!"
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PhantomVyper
Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2007.04.19 15:39:00 -
[168]
Edited by: PhantomVyper on 19/04/2007 15:35:42
"Lol, that Harbinger is going to engage me without aggro!"
My thought as I see a Harbinger BC lock me and open fire after I had flipped what I thought was a nearby Retriever's can!
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Nicocat
Caldari
New Age Solutions
New Age Solutions Amalgamated
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Posted - 2007.04.19 16:14:00 -
[169]
Commonly heard last words when engaging ratting ravens in my Sabre:
"Who the **** uses cruise missiles to rat?! Owowowowowow..." *splat*
Originally by: Splagada
SEED ME DADDY
Down with alts! One character per account per IP! |
Engel Atomic
Gallente
Merch Industrial
We Are Nice Guys
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Posted - 2007.04.19 16:38:00 -
[170]
"I'll join up with the mining op in a bit. I want to try out this L2 mission with my destroyer. Be right back. Should be cakewalk."
"We're mining in -Luminaire-. Nobody's going to bother us."
"I can take on rats in low-sec with my Tristan." |
Zevon
Confuse-A-Cat Ltd.
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Posted - 2007.04.19 16:49:00 -
[171]
Quote:
....yo
lol
Not really off topic, more like next to topic. Real life quotes that apply to EVE:
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
~Jack Handy
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."
~Douglas Adams
"Hell, there are no rules here-- we're trying to accomplish something."
~Thomas A. Edison (1847 - 1931)
"It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value."
~Arthur C. Clarke (1917 - )
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
~John F. Kennedy (1917 - 1963)
"Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation."
~Howard Scott (1926 - )
"Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest."
~Alexandre Dumas (1802 - 1870)
"Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby."
~Unknown
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
~W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
"A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on."
~William S. Burroughs (1914 - 1997)
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Agent Li
Galactic Defence Consortium
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Posted - 2007.04.19 17:02:00 -
[172]
"I knew that someday, somehow, we'd both get podded. I just figured you'd be first."
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Adaris
D-L
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Posted - 2007.04.19 17:04:00 -
[173]
Last words for combat situations that have gone wrong:
"F*cknut"
* * *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euZ0j7vtKEQ
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2007.04.19 17:10:00 -
[174]
Edited by: Jim McGregor on 19/04/2007 17:07:33
Originally by: Ikasu
Last words of the Minmater:
Come on guys, one of these days we'll get a win, I promise.
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Eve Wiki | Eve Tribune |
Captain Blart
Hideous Mutant Freekz
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Posted - 2007.04.19 18:48:00 -
[175]
A scan from planet X indicates a retriever in one of its belts, I warp to the belt, land 30 kms from the retriever , 29, 28 , 27 , 26 , 25 kms
"hmmm, he does not move at all , must be afk or something, he is going to have a nice surprise when he comes back "
21 kms, locking the barge, 2o kms, scrambler on, 5 secs later, my shield is gone , next sec , that's now my armor who goes red
"wft ?? how can he do so much dmg in a so short time "
next sec, Im in my pod, the retriever is stil there mining ,
Then i realize i'm in a ,5 system
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Cker
The Black Ops
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Posted - 2007.04.19 19:32:00 -
[176]
My personal favourites.
"To the batcave!"
*warps to POS*
*discovers POS is not friendly*
"Holy Christwagons"
*trying to warp away*
"Barges can't be that slow right?"
*barge is blown up*
"SPLOITZZDD!!!!21111"
Well the last one isn't exact but you'd be amazed at how many people call exploit after exploding.
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JourneymanDave
devastation mining inc
Hell Hounds
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Posted - 2007.04.19 22:15:00 -
[177]
From this past weekend, should have been:
"Hey, somebody called ahead to the Frege targets to make sure they're not already being sieged by Burn Eden.... right?"
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Vardemis
Confederation of Red Moon
Red Moon Federation
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Posted - 2007.04.19 22:37:00 -
[178]
I remember myself saying a while back:
"Haha, that stupid bastard bubbled himself."
I think you can guess what happened a few sec later. :P
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Brunswick2
eXceed Inc.
INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.04.20 01:00:00 -
[179]
"Approach back the gate, guys"
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Kayosoni
Caldari
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.04.20 02:53:00 -
[180]
Edited by: Kayosoni on 20/04/2007 02:50:12
"we got way too many BS now, they'll never leave the pos..."
then this happened
yea they warped that in on top of our 50+ BS, killed me and warped out.
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btw, threatening to close 1 account really hurt my eyes. - xaioguai |
RuleoftheBone
Minmatar
UK Corp
FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.20 10:30:00 -
[181]
Late yesterday afternoon I was inattentive in empire space (multitasking with a baby monitor ) and got jacked by a Privateer (a good one who obviously knows how to use the tactical display overlay).
My last words in local:
"Nuts"
And as my pod was scrambled:
"Fair play"
And then me to my three-month old:
"Little man....could you have waited another minute to wake up?"
Little Bone:
"grahhh goo ooo" which translates to "pwnd"
"Lead Me..Follow Me..Or get the **** out of my way"
General George Patton USA
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Marc Zhorr
White Wolves Defence league
The OSS
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Posted - 2007.04.20 10:38:00 -
[182]
a: "I think I will make a run for it"
b: "Dont, the gate is all bubbled up"
a: "Too late, already in warp...."
* pop *
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Lynae
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.04.20 11:32:00 -
[183]
"Worlds Collide, hmm... Sounds easy. Its my first level 1 mission anyway..."
Do not attempt Worlds Collide while flying an Ibis. ;)
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Originally by: Dark Shikari
They're protected by shuttles carrying Templars, Amarr fighter drones used by carriers, but their tanks aren't that strong.
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ForceM
Gallente
POS Builder Inc.
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Posted - 2007.04.20 14:22:00 -
[184]
"Why is my ship trailing smo... oh ****"
Me being a pessimist is a win-win situation:
Either i am right .. or its even better then i said. |
gamarus
D00M.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.04.20 15:00:00 -
[185]
Yesterday:
*Don't jump through, they haven't aggroed yet .. now they have!*
Farewell to my fresh Curse brought up with endless delays
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barvo
7th Space Cavalry
Fallen Souls
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Posted - 2007.04.20 16:24:00 -
[186]
Edited by: barvo on 20/04/2007 16:21:46
From last night:
FC: hupf
* Channel changed to **-***
Me: Sorry, I was expecting you to say jump.
FC: I did, in German. You learn fast :)
And later on...
FC: Orbit the gate, guys
* Channel changed to **-***
Me: ...
FC: Maybe we should pod our lemmings ...
Some time back, a new corpie and me were heading out to 0.0. I'm conscious that he's carrying pretty much everything he owns in his Cara. Me on the other hand, I'm flying a good-named-fitted Brutix with a hold full of (i think) named mods and blueprints.
Me: I'll jump into 0.4 first and check it's safe...
Me: Oh ****! Don't jump!
(tx hookers and blackjack  )
Even longer ago, pre warp-to-zero:
Me: What's all the fuss about lowsec anyway?
*hauler exits warp and immediately gets locked by pirate BS*
Me: Heh - I'll reach the gate no prob... WTF?
I wish I still had an excuse for being an eejit tho
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Maxpie
Split Infinity
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Posted - 2007.04.20 17:52:00 -
[187]
"Were'd my cap go? Damn, forgot to turn off my shield booster again."
He put... creatures... in our bodies... to control our minds. He made us... say lies... do things. |
Jurgen Cartis
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Posted - 2007.04.21 05:32:00 -
[188]
When I was a very young player, messing around hunting .4 rats in my merlin.
With two other guys in gang, consisting of a me in a merlin, and friends in a rifter and a cormorant
It's only a 3 month SWA guy in a cruiser, we can take him!
That was the day I learned exactly what a good stasis webber can do. . .
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Corey Grim
FinFleet
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.04.21 05:45:00 -
[189]
Edited by: Corey Grim on 21/04/2007 05:43:30
"hmmm is that caracal fitted with heavy¦s or assault¦s..."
Me soloing in Claw, I got spanked by t2 precision lights 5 seconds later.
"yeah that Raven¦s cruises wont hit me. i can overrun them no problem"
Huginn uncloaked 20 km from me 2 seconds later
My Latest Video:Kaamos
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ArmyOfMe
Exotic Dancers Club
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Posted - 2007.04.25 22:13:00 -
[190]
Solicitous > PEACE
Solicitous > PLEASE
Solicitous > PLEASE DON'T
GodWin cadela > shhhh
Handon Guild > sorry
GodWin cadela > we are trying to kill you
Zeromancer > hmm, this can't be good
GodWin cadela > multisanti try and check your log, see if you can
see me scrambling you Smile
Christopher Multsanti > lol please dont tell me you didnt have a
scrambler
GodWin cadela > <-- npc setup
GodWin cadela > 3 hardners, 1 web, 1 shield booster hehe
Christopher Multsanti > thats it i am quiting eve
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Rigsta
Gallente
Raddick Explorations
NxT LeveL
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Posted - 2007.04.25 23:32:00 -
[191]
Originally by: SumDum
"Jump on contact"
Wins!
Originally by: Jim McGregor
I felt the disturbance... it was like a million voices suddenly stopped whining for a second. Unfortunantly it then continued.
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Par'Gellen
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.04.26 00:00:00 -
[192]
"Oops, I'm in my bestower..."
I had just finished a courier mission and grabbed the next mission which was an encounter. I undocked and warped to it forgetting to switch ships.
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CCP : Save my mousewheel! |
Haxa
Confederation of Red Miners
Red Moon Federation
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Posted - 2007.04.29 01:23:00 -
[193]
Coalition's Last Major Stand
"Don't Worry guys, we'll destroy the POS"
50 dreads later
"Yay we killed a POS"
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Leonardo Sabrioski
Caldari
Ore Mongers
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.04.29 01:36:00 -
[194]
My last words:
"Oh crap I forgot to turn on my hardeners."
"OMFG 100 MAN BLOBB ON...."
"Wow there is nobody at this gate... (ends up in a pod)"
"You SUCK!"
"Dude thats a stabber... isn't it?"
"I'm going to take a **** while I mine, warp me out if anything goes wrong"
"Bye"
"o/"
"Alright I'll catcha tomorrow"
"Good night"
"Shut the **** up and go to sleep"
"Turn off the light woman"
... last few lines might not be associated with EVE
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Hannobaal
Gallente
Utopian Frontier
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Posted - 2007.04.29 02:44:00 -
[195]
"Ah, I can take my Myrmidon into Egghlende. I'll be fine. I won't lose it to any pirates... " (Gate camp... )
"Ok, it's 5 minutes before downtime. The gate into 0.0 is not gonna be camped at this point." (It was... )
"Ha, that's just a Slasher. My Rifter can take it." (It was a Claw... )
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"If you ever need anything, please don't
Hesitate to ask someone else first." |
SiJira
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Posted - 2007.04.29 02:57:00 -
[196]
this is what my words will be if i leave
"it is not like they made cloaking totally useless i can still warp away when they scan me and ill be totally f..."
the end
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Marlos Atreides
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Posted - 2007.04.29 04:01:00 -
[197]
me showing EVE to my wife ( she was my GF at the time) "to save time you can just hit autopilot" As I tell her some of the details of EVE I see my ship warp out from the gat at the 11k distance, then I see my ship go boom, "wtf? what was I hit with?!" then I see my pod go boom " see honey that is what haappens when you go autopilot, never do that"
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