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Azulee Ordo
Unknown.
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Posted - 2007.03.11 13:47:00 -
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Now, I've thought about this for a while.
Altough I feel that I want to share this with you all, and share your thoughts at this mysterious being that haunts us all in every corner of the EVE universe.
Scotty, The docking manager.
He is everywhere, in every station, every time. Preventing and abusing his power, not letting anyone change their ships with emediate effect.
So who is he? A jovian guy that teleports himself and can bend time space itself?
Or is he a clone of so many other Scotty's?
Or is he a just a normal guy with an unusual number of brothers with parents that has a damn unusual bad imagination, coming to names?
Backstory? anything? Who is this? 
We, as a part of this universe, would need to know this, and solve this.
Right?
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Raphael Ordo
The Movement
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Posted - 2007.03.11 13:48:00 -
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Damn alt. :P
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The Pointless
Gallente
Lacks a Point Ltd
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Posted - 2007.03.11 13:52:00 -
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Could be a robot. Or many robots.
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Estel Arador
Minmatar
AFK
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Posted - 2007.03.11 13:54:00 -
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Am I mistaken or does he take like 5 seconds longer to get everything done than he used to?
Perhaps he's getting too old...
=AFK=
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Ling Xiao
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Posted - 2007.03.11 13:58:00 -
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Edited by: Ling Xiao on 11/03/2007 13:54:23
When cloning was first invented, one guy went into the cloning machine and it malfunctioned, and out came several hundred thousand copies. Instead of killing off the excess clones, which would be inhumane, they put them to work in the docking bays of the various stations in Eve.
The descendents of those clones are still around today, and out of respect they are all named Scotty. They won't be replaced because over the generations, their DNA has become genetically suited for the job of station docking manager.
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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.03.11 13:59:00 -
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Please tell me this doesn't actually need to be explained.
Okay good, just checking.
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Jarjar
Celestial Apocalypse
Insurgency
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Posted - 2007.03.11 14:07:00 -
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 Originally by: Jex Jast
Please tell me this doesn't actually need to be explained.
Okay good, just checking.
Sure it does! The reason why he's there is obvious, but how do you explain this IC? 
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Redpants
Gallente
Dead Eagle
North Star Confederation
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Posted - 2007.03.11 14:32:00 -
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Good question. You're not the first person to think about this phantom Scotty. I only hope that he'll be rendered in some booth or in person for walking in station. Maybe he can be slapped, or at least shot a dirty look.
Best case scenerio would be an in station dunk tank with Scotty in it.
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Liliane Woodhead
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Posted - 2007.03.11 14:40:00 -
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I wonder that you dont know Scotty Norris 
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Raphael Ordo
The Movement
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Posted - 2007.03.11 15:25:00 -
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Originally by: Liliane Woodhead
I wonder that you dont know Scotty Norris
A most possible answer. He could be a descendant to Chuck Norris, or does Chuck Norris have relatives?
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Carniflex
Caldari
Fallout Research
Fallout Project
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Posted - 2007.03.11 16:01:00 -
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I belive it's a malicious AI. Just for your own protection you know, so that out feeble organic brains wont overheat with too mutch activity going on ;)
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Xoria Krint
The Movement
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Posted - 2007.03.12 11:31:00 -
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He is a virus from the Jovians.
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Scotty Scout
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Posted - 2007.03.12 11:36:00 -
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Hrmf..
So you want to change ship faster do ya? Tell you what, we can't get the ships parked close enough for you to make it over to the next in less than 20 secs.
/Scotty
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Banana Torres
The Green Banana Corporation
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.12 11:53:00 -
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In times gone by, when the mighty British Empire ruled the waves it was said that the chief engineer on all British ships was from that part of the British Isles called Scotland. A place fabled for hard drinking and even harder women.
Now that the British Empire is no more these poor unemployed Jocklanders had to find some other occupation. So with one heart these brave Scotsmen all became docking managers.
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Banana Torres
The Green Banana Corporation
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.12 11:53:00 -
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In times gone by, when the mighty British Empire ruled the waves it was said that the chief engineer on all British ships was from that part of the British Isles called Scotland. A place fabled for hard drinking and even harder women.
Now that the British Empire is no more these poor unemployed Jocklanders had to find some other occupation. So with one heart these brave Scotsmen all became docking managers.
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Tamanook
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.03.12 15:46:00 -
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The problem is that you are not treating the dock workers properly.
Had you provided some booze, videos of "Questionable values" and such, they will hapilly scramble to switch out your ships. Mine change in 5 seconds or less.
Next time trying asking with a couple bowls of fruit you might be surprised.
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.12 15:51:00 -
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The first rule of Scotty is you do not talk about Scotty.
The second rule of Scotty is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT SCOTTY.
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