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The Slayer
Caldari
The Black Rabbits
Fatal Persuasion
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Posted - 2007.03.13 02:14:00 -
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So I came in drunk from the pub tonight and listened to some music whilst playing eve. And thought "woah *hic*, I could SO change the lyrics to this to be about eve *hic*".
Since my fave whine of the moment is "nanos suck", I changed a trio of songs to match that belief:
Fat Bottomed Girls (Queen)
Take My Breath Away (Berlin)
Champagne Supernova (Oasis)
Decided to share them with you :D
Note : These are JUST FOR FUN and not an actual whine. Im drunk, sue me :P
Hey Nanophoons -
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ooh you gonna Bump my ship tonight
oooh, off that gate and outta sight;
oooh you abuse a broken ship.
Hey nanophoons, You make my Dominix go down.
I was trying to get some kills,
With my many uber skills
But then you bumped me off in low security,
Left alone with nanodaddy,
He was such a sploitin' baddy!
Hey big nano, you made a whiner outta me!
Hey, hey!
I've been camping with my gang
Around a gate, see you on scan,
I seen ev'ry kind of ship come in and die, hey
But your nos and orbit style
Wears my cap down after a while.
Pop my domi with your sploitin every time!
(C'mon)
Oh won't you bump my ship tonight?
Oh off that gate and outta sight,
Oh and you go scarily fast
Hey nanophoons You make my Dominix go down
Hey nanophoons You make my Dominix go down
Hey listen here,
Now I got web drones in my bay
Gonna catch your ship one day
Ain't no ship kills me and gets away scot free (I tell ya!)
It'll give me such a hoot,
When I steal your faction loot.
Hey big spender, you make a rich man outta me!
Now get this!
Oh, (i know),i'm gonna pop your ship tonight (please)
oh, quadruple webbed and in a fight
Oh, and you havent got a tank
Hey nanophoons your paper hull's no match for me
Hey nanophoons you see my domi, better flee!
GET OFF THE GATE AND HIDE!
Nanophoons are Lame-
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Watching every motion
In you foolish haxxing game
Neverending motion
Apparently you know no shame
Orbiting and burning
Nos me some then warp away
Pop another player
Watch him turn around and say
Nanophoons are laaaame
Nanophoons are laaaame
Watching I keep waiting
Still awaiting needed nerfs
Never celebrating
Congratulating haxxing jerks
Bumping and returning
Out of sentry range is fine
Kill another hauler
Watch him turn around and whine
Nanophoons are laaaame
Nanophoons are laaaame
Then after the nerf I saw you
Your skills had slipped away
When your client "crashed" I called you
So that I could turn and say
Now your nanophoons away
I am unafraid
Nanophoons are laaaame
Nanophoons are laaaame
Watch you try to kill me
Now you've lost your nanophoon
Never gonna do it
In that stupid unskilled toon
Tanking and a'ganking
Cant be done with your crap skills
Watch this space you lamer
Tuxford soon will surely say
Nanophoons are laaaame
Nanophoons are laaaame
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The Slayer
Caldari
The Black Rabbits
Fatal Persuasion
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Posted - 2007.03.13 02:15:00 -
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Nano-Fitted-BS
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How many normal pilots change?
How many phoons are living strange?
Where are you, I think you just flew by?
Nanohaxxing, snakes and all,
Faster than a cannonball,
Where's your ship, I think it just flew by?
Someday you will bump me
Right out of my jump-range
In a Nano-fitted-BS in the sky
Someday you will bump me
Right out of my jump-range
In a Nano-fitted-BS
A nano-phoon or domi in the sky
Wake up the Tux and ask him why
He wont go nerf those speedy-pies
Wipe that smug expression off those guys
Nanohaxxing, snakes and all
Faster than a cannonball,
Fit a tank, or I might make you die
Someday you will bump me
Right out of my jump-range
In a Nano-fitted-BS in the sky
Someday you will bump me
Right out of my jump-range
In a Nano-fitted-BS
In a Nano-fitted-BS
'Cuz we don't believe
That they're gonna get to I-stab forever
But they think they will never die
Their ships still spinning round, we don't know why
Why-why-why-why-i-i
(blaster solo)
How many nano pilots change?
How many whine and leave the game?
Now that Tux has changed your lamer ship?
Slowly flying, same as us all
Snakes barely useful, if at all
What you gonna fit now on your ship?
Someday i'll be laughing
Your ship is due a nerf soon
Its a In a Nano-fitted-BS, and its lame
Quite soon i'll be laughing
As you are weeping softly
In your Nano-fitted-BS
Your Nano-fitted-BS
'Cuz you still believe
That they're gonna let you I-stab forever
But your lamer ship, is gettin whipped
And now its going down, you dont know why
Why-why-why-why-i-i
How many nano pilots change?
How many whine and leave the game?
Now that Tux has changed your lamer ship?
Changed your lamer ship?
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jamesw
Omniscient Order
Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.03.13 02:19:00 -
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This thread is nothing without an MP3 of the poster singing all above songs.
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Latest Vid: Domination! |
The Slayer
Caldari
The Black Rabbits
Fatal Persuasion
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Posted - 2007.03.13 02:21:00 -
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See someone said I should do that, but noooooooo, its SO not gonna happen, sorry. Post does NOT deliver.
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Jollyreaper
Gallente
Ace Adventure Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.14 00:17:00 -
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We need Bob Rivers to help us record this stuff. I wanna do Comfortably Pwned
Funny as a good lyrics rewrite is, it ain't nothing without a song.
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Ikthorn Balhar
Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.14 00:45:00 -
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EglantinFinfleur
Northern Intelligence
Artificial Intelligence.
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Posted - 2007.03.14 00:53:00 -
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My good man, your original posting is made of awesome and win
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Sabahl
Minmatar
Shinra
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.03.14 01:06:00 -
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I approve of this post |
Wrayeth
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.03.14 01:18:00 -
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Slayer for the freakin' win!
-Wrayeth
"Look, pa! I just contributed absolutely nothing to this thread!"
Might
As well
Train
Another
Race |
shivan
Rampage Eternal
Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.03.14 02:56:00 -
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 Originally by: Ikthorn Balhar
QFT
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RAM KB |
Ridley Tree
The Black Rabbits
Fatal Persuasion
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Posted - 2007.03.14 03:03:00 -
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OH god you posted them in public 
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Cmdr Baxter
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2007.03.14 03:17:00 -
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Edited by: Cmdr Baxter on 14/03/2007 03:14:13
Only time I'm ever going to be caught dead congratulating a Black Rabbit, but .....
..... this is an absolutely awesome post.
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Synapse Archae
Amarr
Solarflare Heavy Industries
Pure.
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Posted - 2007.03.14 03:21:00 -
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Posting in a truly EPIC thread.
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 These elite slaves are exceptionally well suited for physical labor. |
Blind Man
Kemono.
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.14 03:32:00 -
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Originally by: Synapse Archae
Posting in a truly EPIC thread.
yep, lol.
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Kura Accipter
Caldari
The Black Rabbits
Fatal Persuasion
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Posted - 2007.03.14 03:42:00 -
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This thread needs more drunk Slayer
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Curzon Dax
Eve University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.14 04:07:00 -
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See, now you just need to link up with me to turn this into an .mp3. :) If you didn't listen to Eve Idol today, this is what I do for kicks. :)
Check out This thread. If you like the songs, link up with me and maybe we can make it happen!
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Mister Locke
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.03.14 04:07:00 -
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Oh Good. The Eve Forums are turning into Eve-Chan 
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Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.03.14 05:41:00 -
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Originally by: Mister Locke
Oh Good. The Eve Forums are turning into Eve-Chan
Oh yes... my plans working. Clocks are turning, players are ticking. Soon my dear friend, soon. BWahahahahahahahah! 
Proud member of Cult of War & Amarr 4TW |
Mindfire
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Posted - 2007.03.14 09:48:00 -
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And there are still people left saying alcohol would be a bad thing 
Epic. Period.
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Toros Revoke
STK Scientific
INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.03.14 12:00:00 -
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Originally by: Jollyreaper
I wanna do Comfortably Pwned
Rofl 
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BLAIYNE
Old Farts
Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.03.14 12:08:00 -
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Now that's class - sheer class!
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