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Culmen
Culmenation
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Posted - 2012.04.10 06:18:00 -
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Granted, It's a grizzly bear high on meth. What little remains after you are crushed by the hug gets mauled, then eaten.
I wish for a pony! |
Culmen
Culmenation
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Posted - 2012.04.12 15:24:00 -
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Mister LEM0NS wrote:Telegram Sam wrote:It's a pony alright, but most of its life was spent in traveling carnivals. With loud and annoying kids on its back, $3 per ride, all day, day in and day out. It has had quite enough of people actually. So now you have it, and it is one mean beast. If you get close to its head it will bite. So you get wary about that and stay clear of the front and just walk around the back. But one day you're spaced out and cut around too close, and that pony back-kicks you right in the butt. Knocks you down, and for a week you have a horseshoe-shaped bruise on one cheek. True story. The pony is now dead, wish granted. Though I do wish wargaming would stop porgressing the world of tanks backwards.
Granted, wargaming moves World of Tanks forward by adding in a new races the Orks and the Gnomes, also magic and infantry combat. Then they announce they got bought out by blizzard.
I wish you would not grant me this wish. There is a fine line between a post and a signature. |
Culmen
0utLaw. Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2012.06.08 03:58:00 -
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Svarek wrote:FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:I wish I had a real working time machine. Congratulations, it's 12:52 GMT, June 8th, 2012. I wish people understood irony. =(
Granted, due to over analysis and familiarity it ceases to be amusing.
I wish I could turn back time. There is a fine line between a post and a signature. |
Culmen
0utLaw. Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2012.06.08 16:29:00 -
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Pinstar Colton wrote:Sidus Isaacs wrote:The do, but they are concord protected, you gotta gank em.
I wish I had more expencive PVP ships. The new "expencive" line of PVP battleships great for putting out massive dmage and has a great tnak too. Unfortunately they only exist on the test server where the programmers haven't spell checked their properties yet and the whole thing gets scrapped by the time it goes to Tranquility. I wish my RL bank account was like my ship's capacitor; constantly refilling and refilling faster once it gets low.
Granted, unfortunately the max is roughly 0.05 Cents. You are unable to purchase anything with it.
I wish for a pony. There is a fine line between a post and a signature. |
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