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Aesgrim
Northern Shadowrunners Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.15 15:22:00 -
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Granted. But now it is wolves that chase you down the streets instead.
I wish that I can control other peoples thinking and actions.
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Aesgrim
Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.25 12:03:00 -
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Granted.
You take a bite, chew it and all is good. It even taste great! But when you swallow it will get stuck in your throat, making you unable to breathe. It will continue to be stuck until the air and oxygen in your body slowly diminish, causing a non-fatal brain damage. At the last moment you manage to cough up the muffin, but now your IQ has decreased with 20 points. Being even dumber than before you take another bite and repeat the process all over, again and again. Soon you will become a drooling vegetable with no purpose in life.
(wow, that one came out quite harsh )
I wish that I would be perfectly skilled and with the proper knowledge for any job that I would try out for.
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Aesgrim
Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.26 12:25:00 -
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Granted. You do not train for Barge lvl 5, you choose Financial Connections lvl 5 instead. Have fun doing underpaid distribution missions.
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Aesgrim
Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.26 19:16:00 -
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Granted. However, if you eat two or less they will give you a bad taste in the mouth for the rest of the week, akin to rotten eggs. Others will also smell this and thus shun you. If you eat four or more they will directly be converted to body fat, giving you an enormous gut.
I wish would understand why the ringtone to my cellphone suddenly changed without me or anyone else touching it.
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Aesgrim
Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.28 14:01:00 -
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Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Sick Sam [ I wish I am reincarnated in another species with all my human memories intact after the great solar collision.
Granted. You wake up in an alien society, your brain newly filled with human memories together with the previous alien ones. This makes you "slightly" confused. The question "Who am I?" is very appropriate at this time. However, the alien society is extremely conservative and shun those that stands out of the crowd and thus they will lock you into an asylum for the mentally ill. Those electro shocks you will recieve daily wont exactly help either. However the pills makes you forget both personalities!
I wish I can speak german.
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Aesgrim
Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.30 16:44:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen
I wish i wasn't you
Granted. You are yourself. Thats much, much worse.
I wish that I could send electric charges to "zap" other people through the internet.
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Aesgrim
Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.30 09:09:00 -
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Granted. But as it wasnt a great, top-notch wish it got corrupted. Enjoy your stay naked at the north pole.
I wish that consume unhealthy food (such as cookies, soda and so on) without gaining any weight or mass.
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Aesgrim
Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.30 17:18:00 -
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Originally by: Sikander 2
I wish to be exactly 81.9 seconds older and having a fully working brain
Granted. You age exactly 81.9 seconds in an instant but it abruptly stops there. Your metabolism grinds to an halt. The blood stops flowing. Breathing becomes non-existent. The whole body shuts down.
Except for the brain
The brain, in some strange way, continues to live on with the mind intact. The first 200 years is spent in madness, screaming in the agony of loneliness. Some decades more and you start to pull yourself together and starts thinking coherently again and after a century you manage to discover the answer to life. Why it exists. Too bad you cant tell anybody about it as your body still is very much a rotten shell. You go mad permanentely because of it.
I wish that people stops making half-arsed "wish grantings" and begins to think them through.
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Aesgrim
Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.30 21:10:00 -
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Originally by: Killer Kelly
I wish there was a Wal-Mart for nuclear weapons.
Granted. You go to the franchaise, Nuke-mart, and settle for a warhead in the middle class, a 700kt one.
But soone you discover that cars and nuclear warheads got one thing in common, its not the product itself that costs the most money, its everything around it.
The nuclear silos costs a fortune (you cant have those white thrash portable launchers, can you?) and the maintenance and fuel costs (have to be changed every now and then) drain your wallet dry. As soon as you open it tumbleweeds blows by. Even in calm weather. Soon you dont have enough money to keep it and have to sell it to a shady dealer with a big beard, a really big beard. And some kind of cloth on his head.
I wish I could accumulate all the information in any book, magazine or newspaper just by touching it. And still having room for more.
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Aesgrim
Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.10 15:29:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen Edited by: Culmen on 10/12/2008 13:38:34 I wish i had a 1/1000th size model of an Absolution with real flashing lights
Granted. Those flashing lights are called L A S E R S. Say after me: L A S E R S. The Absolution is 1/1000th of its original size and so are the power of the lasers. However, the lasers of the original Absolution is powerful enough to level villages in one shot. In your case the lasers is powerful enough to eridicate your house. In tiny weeny bits at the time, but eventually. Oh, and do not go near it. Its kinda aggressive.
I wish that I got new winter tires to the car for free. Good ones, correct size and not stolen!
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Aesgrim
Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.11 18:37:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Culmen
I wish I had the right to nullify any wish or corruption and replace it with my own.
Granted. You just say: "I wish I had the right to nullify any wish or corruption and replace it with my own". Every time. Every single time. You effectively wish to get more wishes, but wish for more wishes with the extra wishes.
I wish I have even better stamina.
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Aesgrim
Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.03.12 09:39:00 -
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Originally by: Epegi Givo
I wish ITunes would let me download any song or video I want for free.
Granted. iTuneswill let you download all the songs you like for free. However, the record companies wants their money. They band together and sue you for the worth of the songs (about 30 bucks so far) and law suit costs, $37 000. Boy are those lawyers expensive!
I wish for a golden computer. Real solid gold! Still functional as a computer and with the same performance as my computer I own now.
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Aesgrim
Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.03.12 19:59:00 -
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Edited by: Aesgrim on 12/03/2009 20:00:39
Originally by: Nexus Vaikai
I wish the human race was more intelligent
Granted. Humanity becomes in an instant more intelligent. The first thing we do is to crank up the yeild on the nuclear warheads. One thing leads to another and soon we descend into a nuclear winter. But it was some nifty explosions though!
I wish I could, at will, magnify my eyesight 10x making me able to see things far away easier. There would be no apparent physical difference at all and I can change back to my normal "magnification" whenever I want.
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