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Culmen
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.27 05:19:00 -
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Originally by: Star Gazer07
Done but you explode behind jupiter. Noone ever knows it happened. Also since you were vaporized instantly you die without ever seeng anything of your own demise. Not even a flash of light.
I wish I was such a good martial artist that I would have to kill a small army before I even broke a sweat.
you could kill the army if you got close enough too bad they all got guns
I wish i had more time to play eve, rather then forum whoring _____________________________________________________
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Culmen
Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2008.01.20 14:40:00 -
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Originally by: Gikanzin After a brief inspection of your wish an FBI agent entered your household of demand you leave the premises while showing you his warrant to search your belongings. Then after a certain amount of time they have discovered that you are a known hacker code name "Big Mac" and sent you on your one way ticket to fairy land.
I wish sleep was a thing of the pass.
Good news, sleep is a thing of the past this news is conveyed to you directly into your brain by the several tubes/electrodes that constantly inject chemicals and rearrange your brain structure, so you can slave away for your new cybernetic overlords
I wish i had a true and completely unstoppable solo pwnmobile (must not be affected by lag) _____________________________________________________
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Culmen
Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2008.01.20 15:11:00 -
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Originally by: Doctor Fruitloop
Originally by: Culmen I wish i had a true and completely unstoppable solo pwnmobile (must not be affected by lag)
You know have a completely unstoppable solopwnmobile. It is however 300AU off of the solar plane, and is in a constant unchangable siege mode and you cannot eject. Your locking time also means you should take a long nap while locking that Titan.
I wish I had a crumpet.
granted, you are also now diabetic and die from the sugar/carbohydrate load
i wish i was l33t _____________________________________________________
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Culmen
Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2008.02.01 04:59:00 -
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Edited by: Culmen on 01/02/2008 04:59:53
Originally by: Lui Kai
Originally by: Arvald granted but now everytime you try to play eve completely frys your sound card
i wish i had another monster energy drink
Granted, but it only comes in a flavor labled "Sardinated Hair"
I wish POS never required fueling.
granted once your pos goes into reinforced it stays that way, due to unlimited stront all moons now have a pos in reinforced anchored on them
i wish you would not grant any wishes _____________________________________________________
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Culmen
Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2008.02.11 14:57:00 -
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Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: ry ry i wish my driving license wasn't currently at swindon police station.
In a divine act purely for lulz - god in all her wisdom wills your drivers liscense to be lodged in your large intestine.
I wish I had a kilo of antimatter.
Granted, that kilo is now lodged in YOUR large intestine
I wish i wasn't a conscript
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Culmen
Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2008.02.19 13:39:00 -
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Originally by: Kirjava
I wish I will do well in my Physics prelim in a few hours...
Granted, you are selected for the Ministry of Education's new interactive physics test. you now get thrown into a Well, while people calculate how much force smooshes you
I wish i had the next poster's EvE online login and password _____________________________________________________
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Culmen
Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Scalar Federation
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Posted - 2008.08.06 01:15:00 -
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Granted your wish was suprise anal reaping also granted
I wish i could quit this thread _____________________________________________________
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Culmen
Caldari Allied Tactical Unit
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Posted - 2008.08.28 14:04:00 -
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Edited by: Culmen on 28/08/2008 14:03:59
Originally by: Benilopax
But if the world blew up taking you with it, it would soon coalless to form a new planet with new life that could lead to a planet of H.I.T.L.E.Rs.
I wish I could travel through time and space.
granted, but you can only travel to the time/place of 1) The sun exploding(specifically in the center of the explosion) 2)The center of Chernobyl (specifically the time when radiation levels were at its highest 3)The Goatse Photoshoot( specifically in tothe.... thing)
I wish i could go home again
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Culmen
Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters
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Posted - 2008.10.27 05:48:00 -
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Originally by: Kafner Then Apple gives out an ultra-good super iphone free to anyone who doesn't currectly own an Iphone
I wish I got the BC skill training to 5 instantly
Granted, you are now a master of British Columbia you freeze to death
I wish for death _____________________________________________________
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Culmen
Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters
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Posted - 2008.10.27 16:01:00 -
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Originally by: Helen Hunts
I wish I could jumpclone to work instead of commuting.
Granted, you have to work for 24 hours straight before you can go home. After that you get fired for not coming to work for a whole day. Timers a ***** like that.
I wish I could make money _____________________________________________________
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Culmen
Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters
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Posted - 2008.10.29 02:46:00 -
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Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: Sniper Wolf18 I wish battleship V would finish training!
Granted. You now have all racial BSs, including Jove, trained to 5, on Sisi. Oh, the next mirror is tomorrow.
I wish I had some nice video footage of Sniper Wolf18 as his last wish was granted.
granted, Sniper Wolf18 starts off by singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" while manually stretching his rectum. your eyes bleed.
I wish for MOAR COWBELL
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Culmen
Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters
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Posted - 2008.10.29 05:14:00 -
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Originally by: Tobias Xiaosen
I wish I could have some kind of machine that would allow me to learn absolutely everything about whatever subject I choose so that I don't have to study it.
Granted, you now have all knowledge of any subject, including all the infinite varieties of what it is not and what was thought about it but incorrect. Good luck sifting through the chaff.
i wish i had US$20 for every post in this thread _____________________________________________________
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Culmen
Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters
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Posted - 2008.10.30 04:20:00 -
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Originally by: Loranda I want a bunny.
You are given a rotten infected rabbit corpse and forced to eat it. You die of dysentery
I wish i wasn't you
Why do i even need a sig? |
Culmen
Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Dark Legacies
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Posted - 2008.12.10 13:36:00 -
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Edited by: Culmen on 10/12/2008 13:38:34
Originally by: Nexus Vaikai
Granted but its a 1/1000th size model but its got real flashing lights. Next years model comes with rig slots.
I wish I could see my family for the holidays
Granted, you see your family through plexiglass, from prison, on death row, after a surprise anal reaping.
I wish i had a 1/1000th size model of an Absolution with real flashing lights and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Culmen
Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Dark Legacies
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Posted - 2008.12.11 03:12:00 -
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Edited by: Culmen on 11/12/2008 03:17:03 Granted, but it happens to you as well
I wish i could see time and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Culmen
Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Dark Legacies
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Posted - 2008.12.12 08:18:00 -
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Originally by: Jack Light
I wish i could go to FanFest next year.
Granted, You just won tickets to Fur FanFest(FFF). You are awarded the tickets to that fur suit con on national television. Your credibility is shattered, you begin questioning your sexual habits, eventually leading you down a destructive spiral of homoerotic yiffing
I wish i could play EvE Online through cybernetic implants in my brain and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Culmen
Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate R.E.P.O.
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Posted - 2009.01.14 02:16:00 -
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Originally by: Cierejai
I wish for a skill Queue.
Granted, you are given a skill: Queue
Training to I lets you line up for fast food Training to V lets you queue up to watch Star Wars on opening day
I wish this thread for die and stay dead and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.11 00:48:00 -
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Originally by: Epegi Givo
I wish I had an XBOX 360
Granted, you are given a perfectly normal XBOX 360. That is... one that is permanently bricked
I wish for a cookie |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.11 00:56:00 -
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Originally by: Matt Emery I wish i my grilfriend wants sex
Granted, your lack of sexual prowess makes her want lesbian sex. No, she won't let you watch. Also, she is no longer your girlfriend
I wish people would realize that this thread has lasted since 2007 and is in serious running for EvE's longest running thread |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.11 01:23:00 -
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Edited by: Culmen on 11/02/2009 01:23:09
Originally by: Williamat Centaurus
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl that looked good and I'd call her...
....Mom
I wish two people hadent tried corrupting my wish and further more why do i even need a sig? |
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Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.11 02:29:00 -
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Originally by: Cierejai
Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 11/02/2009 01:51:27
Originally by: Rondo Gunn
I wish for fishes and a horse.
Done, you're thrown into a small tank halfway filled with water. You get to own the wild stallion "very angry wild stallion that's been fed crystal meth" and the fishes just happen to be starved piranha.
I wish I could come up with a corruption before it was drowned by 5 others trying to corrupt the same wish.
Granted, the fish are in the stable, and the horse is in the fish tank.
I wish to hope that that is funny to someone.
Granted, you are locked in a metal box with a dead horse and fish. Then subjected to scorching heat and have to endure the smell as both putrefy
also notice how things stop making sense once they become too meta?
I wish for a pyramid and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.11 08:36:00 -
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Originally by: BiggestT Edited by: BiggestT on 11/02/2009 07:47:41
Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, but then people stopped corrupting wishes untill you are forced to corrupt your own wishes.
I wish two people would corrupt the following wish: I wish I had an Iphone.
Granted, but the touch screen soon becomes annoying to use, and you end up throwing it away at a large airport. Security spots you and place you under arrest. You then recieve the rubber glove treatment *shudder*.
I wish for a dreadnought (HERE WE GO AGAIN! )
and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.11 08:37:00 -
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dammit, forum ate my corruption
I wish it hade'nt done that and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.12 04:42:00 -
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Originally by: yani dumyat Granted but the smiley's been watching ghostbusters and decides to do a 'stay puft marshmallow man'. It rampages through EVE as a demonically controlled DD device and kills everyone including you.
I wish missiles left a vapor trail that you could spell words with.
Granted. CCP implements this causing massive lag for all involve. This lag is both client side from CCP creating realistic smoke trails and server side, from the sheer amount of new objects created everytime a caldari ship opens up with 7 heavy assault launchers. Further more all the writing consists of "LOL n00b" and the like.
The resulting flood on the forums causes you to question your faith in humanity, and induces you to suicide.
I wish CCP would create Tech III Frigates and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.14 03:06:00 -
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Edited by: Culmen on 14/02/2009 03:06:43
Originally by: Helen Hunts
I wish I had a nice new Golem and CNR in my hanger right next to the rest of my stuff. (and no moving the hanger either, might I add)
You are given a Combat-Net Radio You might need it to call for backup, since there is a rampaging Adamantium Golem in your hangar as well. By the way... all that stuff you used to have... the golem has already smashed it
I wish they would add vampires and werewolves to ambulation |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.15 14:40:00 -
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Originally by: Helen Hunts
I wish for whirled peas. (No typos here )
Granted, a pea is whirled at near relativistic velocities and shot at you
I wish for there was female nudity in EvE
and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.17 00:48:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP
I wish for someone to try and outdo that corruption ^^.
Granted, Nelson Mandela become World President and then spontaneously combusted
There i tried, didn't succeed but I tried.
I wish people would realize how overrated Nelson Mandela is and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.19 00:18:00 -
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Originally by: Epegi Givo but they only chose people who have no hands.
I wish the next person will tell me the answer to life, the universe, and everything
Granted, 6 x 7 = 42 The universe then rearranges it self into something even weirder.
Now the answerer to life the universe and everything is Ln(2Pi*sqrt(-4.3))-Ln(-3.2)
I wish people would type "Thank You" instead of "thx" and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.19 04:39:00 -
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Originally by: Dragonwell
I wish I had a Nightmare BPO.
Granted, you now have the BPO from your nightmares, one that randomly eats stuff from your hanger.
Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish I had a cookie.
Granted, the browser just issued you a tracking cookie, its collecting personal data, and just found out you like child ****/snuff ****. It then uploads the data to your local law enforcement agency.
I wish for omnipotence and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.20 01:51:00 -
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Originally by: Tractus Vesica
Originally by: Jago Kain
However... just as *WOOOOOOSHHHHH...WOOOOOMMMPHHHH!!!!!*.... *CRACKLE,CRACKLE,SPIT,CRACKLE*.... arrrrghhh... it hurts it hurts!!! please god someone help me!!! OMG; I can't feel my legs and I can smell burning pork.... please... just kill me... make it stop.*whimper*......
.... ... .. . {silence}
I wish we were allowed to discuss religion and politics on EVE forums. (IBTL for disacussing moderation).
Granted. (even though that already goes on)
I wish you were brought back to life and burned again.
Granted, he comes back as FLAMEMAN!!! With the super power of non painful/fatal combustion! This time, hes come for vengeance! He proceeds to burn down your house, your family and you with his powers of fire, all caps and exclamation points!
I wish we could put a fleet of dreadnoughts to Azeroth and lay waste to the World of Warcraft and further more why do i even need a sig? |
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Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.24 05:30:00 -
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Edited by: Culmen on 24/02/2009 05:32:33
Originally by: Epegi Givo
I wish I had something that can turn into whatever I want and taste however I want and be very healthy for me if I wanted to eat it, and when I take a bite of it it regrows back, unless I don't want it too.
You are given everything you want... just not what you need. This is because the entire thing is a figment of an overactive imagination. You continually feed on this pure air, feeling completely fulfilled while your body waste away from malnutrition. You contently feed on an imaginary feast all the while ignoring the sores breaking out, the distension of your gut and the fact your teeth are no longer in your mouth. Finally, a few seconds before you die, you come to ask "What have I been eating?", then you realize the truth, the agonizing truth.
I wish that 7shining what his name wasn't getting what he wanted, that is to be actually well known. and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.24 09:11:00 -
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Edited by: Culmen on 24/02/2009 09:11:44
Originally by: DubanFP
I wish people would see that there really is no way to make a wish that will "win" in this thread.
well...
Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Culmen I wish we could put a fleet of dreadnoughts to Azeroth and lay waste to the World of Warcraft
Done
I wish I could stand to corrupt that last wish.
As you evidenced earlier, I have already won this thread, so no one else can win
Now I wish someone would god damm start corrupting my wish
and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.27 08:06:00 -
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Originally by: Jago Kain
I wish I was in Greenhall Whitley land...
You clear customs and enter Greenhall Whitley Land, where hearts are warm and the beer is cool, completely unaware of the tense political situation there
Tension have been high with neighboring Margaritaville over the issue of extraditing their lost shaker of salt. Which they believe is hiding in Greenhall Whitley land.
The exact flashpoint is unknown, some people claim there's a woman to blame, but you know it's your own damm fault
Some day you're going back, to the safety you knooooow so well. But you are going to stay there all season.Since as you were fleeing to shelter, you step on a pop-top mine, and blew out your flip flop, along with most of your leg.
Perhaps you think of me, as I think of you lying in a Red Cross Hospital.
I wish I had actually heard both of those songs before I ripped them apart
and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.03.11 03:28:00 -
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Originally by: AdmiralDovolski
i wish i never failed at anything
Granted, you are just significantly below par at everything. You can't get a job and die of poverty
I wish people would stop pyramid quoting in this thread and further more why do i even need a sig? |
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