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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.24 16:30:00 -
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Originally by: Star F0X Edited by: Star F0X on 24/01/2008 16:26:19
Originally by: Drake Arson YOU, did not make a wish. Therefor, I hack your EVe accoutn and take all your Exotic Dancers.
I wish This thread would be famous.
Done every player in EVE knows about this thread and posts daily. However due to the constant posts every 2 seconds it becomes impossible to enforce any sort of continuity. By the time anyone responds to a post 5 other people have already responded. Finally everybody gives up trying to get a continuing line of responses and the thread dies overnight.
I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
Done. Before you lays a wish that if said from beginning to end will fullfill your every wish & desire. The wish can never be corrupted in any way shape and or form. Unfortunately in order to account for every concievable corruption possible the wish is far too long to ever be read in your liftime, sorry.
I wish for a stable income of a billion isk per week. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.30 15:55:00 -
[2]
Edited by: DubanFP on 30/01/2008 15:55:34
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Gikanzin I wish for the Abyss
You are now in the Abyss. Have fun in eternity with no light.
I wish your reasons for not letting em have those numbers were false.
Done, you have the winning numbers to the lottery. However so does everyone else in EVE. The jackpot split between all 200,000 players comes out to about $7.50 per player.
I wish for the most fun yet brutal game ever played. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.06 15:16:00 -
[3]
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: ry ry unfortunately your hair becomes a vibrant shade of ginger, and you begin to perform card tricks.
i wish i'd not eaten 4 packets of transform-a-snack for lunch.
Your wisdh is granted - you vomit it all up over your significant other. And whats wrong with being ginger and doing cardtricks?....
I wish I could switch my internet service providings to something better and providings.....
You can switch to something better. You just won't have enough money left over for food afterwards.
I wish I could create stuff just by thinking about it. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.09 22:34:00 -
[4]
Originally by: Drake Arson Granted. You cease to exist.
I wish someone would SERIOUSLY, answer my last post.
This is an answer to your last post. This one.
I wish i could control the developers of EVE into adding content the way I see fit. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.13 15:16:00 -
[5]
Originally by: Helen Hunts
I wish I had a few hours alone with our universe's souce code and a quick re-compile.
Granted, but you accidently include a bug that removes yourself from existance.
I wish anyone who responds to this wish would suffer a fate a billion times worse then the most horrible death imaginable. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.13 23:28:00 -
[6]
Originally by: xOm3gAx
Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: DubanFP I wish anyone who responds to this wish would suffer a fate a billion times worse then the most horrible death imaginable.
Granted. You're joining me though.
I wish I had a 'GM/Dev powers' button I could use in-game once a week. (Without getting caught, mind you)
Granted. But the button is bugged and removes your boot.ini, cmd.exe, explorer.exe and all versions / varients of directx / wine etc.
I wish i was Tomb for a day.
Done, you're put in a tomb for a day, buried under tons of concrete. After 24 hours they realize the mistake and your corpse is then moved to a more budgeted slot.
I wish I owned a super-computer. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.16 03:06:00 -
[7]
Originally by: Sgt Blade I wish that I would not need sleep ever again
You get killed by a rockslide. You no longer need sleep in your newly aquired "Dead" condition.
I wish I had a major part in the Stargate franchise. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.17 23:35:00 -
[8]
Originally by: goodby4u
I want amarr to be buffed,not with missiles or shield tanking either!
They get a drone frigate.
I wish I could sucessfully frame a certain person in the world in such a way that nobody in the history of existance will ever suspect me, and that thing would be soo horrible that there isn't a single person in the world who doesn't hate this certain someone. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.19 00:46:00 -
[9]
Originally by: Orgos Khenn
Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I could always put my hand in my pocket and have just enough money to buy anything I wanted. (Magic pocket that spawns cash at purchase time kind of thing)
You put your hand into your pocket to pay for a pint of Guinness and the money doesn't stop coming out until you are buried under a mountain of coke-dusted five pound notes and sweaty pennies. The tremendous weight does awful things to your entire skeleton.
I wish the Westboro Baptist Church was stationed near my house so I could successfully engage on a campaign of terror against them.
Done, your campaign of terror lasts a whole 10 seconds before you're shot by a nearby police officer.
The corruption of my last wish FAILS since i quite specifically stated that nobody would ever suspect me. Yet his corruption results in me being suspected. I wish someone would corrupt my last wish in a way that didn't fail miserably. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.28 19:03:00 -
[10]
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Sabahl I wish the person who responds to this wish will not be able to make this wish corrupted.
I fail to corrupt this wish. This contradicts the rules of the game, logicly it is the equivelent in maths of [-1^0.5]. Hence this is a contradiction and by not being contradicted it is contradicted. You try to follow this and get a Naga-speach overload and go into a coma for 3 months.
I wish I could design a factory for producing carbon nanotubes and own the patents.
Done, you even get hundreds of investors to get your design off the ground & built too. Unfortunately once produced your factory is indescriminate about where the carbon atoms come from. It converts all life within several miles into carbon nanotubes, including yours.
I wish I could get this great idea for a video game I have actually designed, built, and put on the market. Even if i didn't get any credit for it. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.02 22:53:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Einar Lightfingers
Originally by: Great Artista I wish I had more wishes.
I wish it wasn't raining outside.
Done, it's now snowing outside.
I wish i had psychic powers. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.07 13:56:00 -
[12]
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish Jenny Spitfire would start posting again
I can grant this one. Jenny is back. The new and improved Jenny mk4 to be exact. The mods end up perma-banning this one for flagrant and explicit rule violations. The forum community breathes a sigh of relief afterwards.
I wish I had the funding to build some of the 'execution rooms' discussed here.
You get the monies and build it. Guess who everyone watching the project tests it on?
I wish I could take my Rokh to Ikariam and have fun bringing nuclear winter to my enemies....
Done. Unfortunately the fallout brings your nation to it's knees too. Famine & poverty crushes your nation resulting in the complete destruction of your nation along with every nation on your server.
I wish I never made this post ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.07 15:16:00 -
[13]
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: DubanFP I wish I never made this post
See my arguement here.
I wish I could take the Rokh to Ikariam, but with a POS shield to cover my own cluster of islands.
Done. These PoS shields block all radiation from passing through, including light. Your crops die of because of the lack of light and your population then starves to death.
I wish I didn't have to deal with Haruhiism today. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.09 00:11:00 -
[14]
Originally by: Memio Granted.... but all the prior Drake pilots switch to Blasterthons and spend all their Eve time blasterthonning you.
I wish Girls Aloud would come round and make my dinner for a month.
2 of the ugliest most rank & disgusting girls make you the worst crappiest dinner you can think of every night for a month. They're VERY loud in their hatred for the fact that they're being forced to cook for you.
I wish for a long, fulfilling, and happy life. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.09 21:27:00 -
[15]
Originally by: Sniper Wolf18
Quote: I wish 0.0 was accessible and worthwhile. (So the yarrtards would stop whining)
0.0 now becomes so easy-access that the whole eve community moves there, all goes well for a few weeks until people start bubblecamping the way OUT of 0.0
I wish all those easy targets would smacktalk more so i could have a better laugh
Done. Unfortunately those death threats were serious. You get killed by a small postage bomb while your family are hung, ****ed on, and eventually tortured to death.
I hope Super Smash Brothers Brawl is as good as I think it's going to be when i go pick it up. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
DubanFP
Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.17 23:47:00 -
[16]
Edited by: DubanFP on 17/03/2008 23:47:38
Originally by: Chandra d'Bazz
I wish I wasn't always tempted with all the shinies in EVE so I could build up a little working capital now and then.
Done, you do nothing but hoard isk in ever increasing numbers. In fact you find yourself unable to do anything else. Food, drink, sleep, even bathroom breaks find a backdoor sleet to making isk in EVE. Doctors are yet to determine whether you died of starvation, dehydration, sleep deprivation, or your blatter exploding. Don't worry; the autopsy will reveal that tomorrow.
I wish I, and I alone, owned the AC "mech" I have in Armored Core 4 IRL. Fully functional, and with all the abilities it had in the game.
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Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
DubanFP
Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.25 17:11:00 -
[17]
Edited by: DubanFP on 25/03/2008 17:15:56
Originally by: Helen Hunts
I wish a drunken Dev would introduce a new bomb-type that would rapidly push all ships in the AOE away from the point of blast. (A repulsion bomb, as it were)
Done. This new bomb hits all ships in it's AOE away from the center including yours. The speed at which it's pushed is inversely proportinal to the epicenter of the blast. You even get to be the first person to test this bomb out in-game on all you're alts. Unfortunately your ships are 0m from the epicenter of the blast. The resulting divide by zero accellerates your ships up to infinity from which you can never slow down.
Your stuck petition results in several failed attempts to let you play the game again. Finally CCP decides it would be easier to remove the module before anyone else uses it & lose your buisiness then to fix.
I wish i had Supreme knowlege about computers, have access to a super-computer that only I could ever fathom, the internet, and can do whatever I want with this knowledge. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.16 02:31:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Aesgrim I wish that I can control other peoples thinking and actions.
You can but the first time you take over someone's actions they take over yours & make you cut off your ****
I wish I had the best super-soaker in the world "best overall not nessissary most powerful".
P.S. I didn't miss the post above me. _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
DubanFP
Four Rings Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.06.11 22:44:00 -
[19]
Originally by: Siberys
I wish I had a girlfriend.
You do. 5 minutes later she gives you a deadly STD. 10 minutes later she dies leaving you girlfriendless. 2 Years later you're relatives are releaved that you're finally dead after the 1 year 364 days 23 hours 50 minutes of horrifying pain you've been in from said STD.
I wish the next person wouldn't get a wish. _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
DubanFP
Four Rings Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.06.12 04:28:00 -
[20]
Edited by: DubanFP on 12/06/2008 04:29:07
Originally by: Nachshon
I wish the Tribal Liberation Force was invincible.
Granted. The entirety of the TLF is now stuck in the middle of space. The nearest player that can kill any of them is over 100 lightyears away.
I wish CCP implimented something I actually cared about instead of FW, and the same thing goes for ambulation. |
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DubanFP
Four Rings Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.06.14 16:09:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Kain De'Stroi
i wish i had a snake implant set.
Done. Deadly vipers relentlessly bite you to death from the inside.
I wish I could think of good wish for every good corruption I think of. _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
DubanFP
Four Rings Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.06.23 21:38:00 -
[22]
Originally by: Helen Hunts [ I wish that I had the ability to selectively 'turn people off' momentarily (with no side effects), at will, with no debilitating trauma/pain/expense (including financial) cost to me. (Look Ma! A snooze button!)
Done, however you get perminantly turned off the first time you try it too. Because your mind is effectively "off" you effectively feel no pain, and your body is fully intact. Nor does it cost you a financial penny.
I wish I owned one of the computers on the EVE store with one of the caldari skins. _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
DubanFP
Four Rings Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.06.25 15:56:00 -
[23]
Originally by: edtheshed
i wish i had a brand new faultless american made fender jazz bass and new faultless markbass amp, and that i don't lose any ability to play it, and don't become deaf.
haha come up with a downside for that.
Done. However it is made for the American outlet system if you're European, or the European outlet system if you're American. You have no place to plug it in on this continent. Enjoy spending craploads of cash per plane ticket just to play your bass for a couple days before having to return home.
I wish I could think of a half decent wish to go with my corruptions. I just like crushing other people's wishes . _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.07.01 17:13:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Arvald
i wish that i had a consle that could play every and any video game ever created by man
Done. You now have a collection of 37 billion video games. Only about 300 are any good. There is no search function nor a scroll bar.
I wish the person who responds to this doesn't get a wish.
_______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
DubanFP
Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.08.28 00:09:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Mobius 1 Granted! Welcome to Armageddon Day! sadly it only lasts 24 hours.
I wish CCP would give us Armageddon Day again.
Done. Because of CCP's actions a comet impacts the earth killing all life, yourself included.
I wish the next person to reply to this post doesn't get a wish. _______________
"Cheap" and "Lame" are words created by people who refuse to admit they have been completely outclassed |
DubanFP
Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.08.28 00:26:00 -
[26]
Originally by: HankMurphy
Originally by: DubanFP
Done. Because of CCP's actions a comet impacts the earth killing all life, yourself included.
I wish the next person to reply to this post doesn't get a wish.
granted!
however due to me having posted in this thread several pages ago, your wish is a grandfather paradox causing the forums to divide by zero, reset and voila!...
i wish i wasn't at work right now, but home w/ a tasty boddingtons
I wish the universe would run throw an exception fixing the resulting problem rather then crashing the universe/thread. My original intent becomes corrected and granted nullifying your wish. You are now still at work. .
That was my wish. _______________
"Cheap" and "Lame" are words created by people who refuse to admit they have been completely outclassed |
DubanFP
Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.08.28 21:46:00 -
[27]
Edited by: DubanFP on 28/08/2008 21:47:48
Originally by: Suze'Rain
I still wish the now "rebal 77"'s letters, but not numbers, would change because that "rebal" spelling error is making my grammar fascfst senses twitch. :)
Done. The R is now capitalized properly to make Rebal 77.
I wish I had a database of everything that I could easily access, nobody could ever know about, would use reasonable by my standards energy, have the dimensions/wieght of a laptop, and it would give me exactly what I was looking for every single time. _______________
"Cheap" and "Lame" are words created by people who refuse to admit they have been completely outclassed |
DubanFP
Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.08.28 23:32:00 -
[28]
Edited by: DubanFP on 28/08/2008 23:32:44 Edited by: DubanFP on 28/08/2008 23:32:23
Originally by: Tobias Xiaosen
Originally by: Fraszoid
I wish for more apple muffins.
Granted, but they were made in 1952.
I wish that days could be twice as long yet work hours stay the same so I can spend more time doing the things I want then working.
Done but you still require 24 hour sleep cycles and eat the same amount you would otherwise. You now work half as much during any given period of time while living costs the same. Welcome to poverty.
I wish I had a database of everything that I could easily access, nobody could ever know about, would use reasonable by my standards energy, have the dimensions/wieght of a laptop, and it would give me exactly what I was looking for every single time. _______________
"Cheap" and "Lame" are words created by people who refuse to admit they have been completely outclassed |
DubanFP
Caldari Kylia Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.13 01:43:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Keaton Kiwiman granted but h ewished that you where god and thus since you currupted the wish now you are a slug.
i wish this text was blue
Added Sad faces to the text. It is now very blue.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
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"Cheap" and "Lame" are words created by people who refuse to admit they have been completely and utterly outclassed. |
DubanFP
Caldari Kylia Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.14 04:34:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Epegi Givo
I wish the person below me have suddenly have an strange urge to poke him/herself in the kneecap once every day.
Done. A lazer guided super-computer targeted taser is installed at my house. The botton is conveniently attached to my knee. It has perfect accuracy is perminantly aimed at any person that plays EVE under the name "Epegi Givo". Have fun.
My wish is 1 paragraph above this one. _______________
"White, Black, Minmitar, Achura, Male or Female it doesn't mater to me. I'm an equal opportunity killer" |
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DubanFP
Caldari Evil ALT Corp
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Posted - 2008.10.30 20:59:00 -
[31]
Originally by: Aesgrim
I wish that I could send electric charges to "zap" other people through the internet.
You can and you even gain the powers of an Empath. You feel all the pain and suffering of every person in the world, including the people you zap. You go crazy try to kill yourself but fail. The pain it causes your family puts you in a perminent coma where you can only feel the world's pain but not do anything. You can't even scream which makes the world's pain a million times worse.
I wish God actually existed so he could tell everyone to STFU and stop killing each other in his name. _______________
"White, Black, Minmitar, Achura, Male or Female it doesn't matter to me. I'm an equal opportunity killer" |
DubanFP
Caldari Evil ALT Corp
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Posted - 2008.10.31 19:44:00 -
[32]
Originally by: imo vestuff i wish i was blue to bob
Done. An open can of paint falls on your head, blue paint.
I wish making up wishes was half as fun as corrupting them. _______________
"White, Black, Minmitar, Achura, Male or Female it doesn't matter to me. I'm an equal opportunity killer" |
DubanFP
Caldari R.U.S.T.
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Posted - 2008.11.25 16:03:00 -
[33]
Edited by: DubanFP on 25/11/2008 16:06:50
Originally by: Epegi Givo but then all ice in antarctica and greenland melts, and the world floods. you eventually get eaten by a shark.
I wish I could swim faster than a shark
Done, too bad you can't outrun the "Frickin' Laser Beam on their head" though.
I wish I didn't get so much work from my Contemporary Literature Professor. _______________
"White, Black, Minmitar, Achura, Male or Female it doesn't matter to me. I'm an equal opportunity killer" |
DubanFP
Caldari R.U.S.T.
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Posted - 2008.11.30 23:03:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Aesgrim I wish I could accumulate all the information in any book, magazine or newspaper just by touching it. And still having room for more.
Done. Every time you touch something it turns to dust and you acquire all the knowledge involved in it. Additionally you hug your daughter immediately after gaining this power and turn her to dust as well. You know gain all the knowledge about your, now non-existant, daughter's life. The sex, prostitution, drugs, etc.
All food you attempt to consume is turned into a tasteless dust that's bearly digestable. You decide to kill yourself but find you are are unable to as any quick/painless device of suicide you touch is instantly vaporized.
I wish I could could think of the ultimate wish corruption. _______________
Newbie> Eve is a GRIEFING game.
rofflesausage> You mean you didn't check the rules for the game, spent money on it, lost your stuff and it's not your fault? |
DubanFP
Caldari R.U.S.T.
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Posted - 2008.11.30 23:20:00 -
[35]
Edited by: DubanFP on 30/11/2008 23:20:35
Originally by: ReaperOfSly
I wish I could bend time and space.
Mass itself bends time and space. Therefore your very existance bends time and space ever so slightly. Even if it's not enough for you to see it's there.
I wish Arianhod didn't do such a half-assed job of corrupting my wish. _______________
Newbie> Eve is a GRIEFING game.
rofflesausage> You mean you didn't check the rules for the game, spent money on it, lost your stuff and it's not your fault? |
DubanFP
Caldari R.U.S.T.
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Posted - 2008.12.02 02:18:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Sikander 2
I wish i was the REAL spy James Bond
done. Granted your first name is changed to spy and your middle name to James. You are now known as Spy J. Bond. You are still middle aged farmer who lives in the middle of now where. EON Productions still decides you are in violations of copywrite laws and sues you for everything you are worth. Since you are a poor farmer you barely scratch out a living before you pass away 6 months later. /CopyPasteEdit
I wish I could stop laughing at my corruption of Sikander 2's wish. _______________
"It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about what kind of **** you can $@## up with it" |
DubanFP
Caldari R.U.S.T.
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Posted - 2008.12.02 13:00:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Dantes Revenge
I wish CCP would actually balance the game properly instead of nerfing things into uselessness.
Done. CCP makes a setup that they think "looks right" and applies it to all ships and modules. Now all ships have the exact same setup and none of them have any specific bonuses. The difference between ships is now purely aesthetic. People now whine about how ugly their ship looks instead of how it performs.
I wish I could think of as many wishes as corruptions. _______________
"It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about what kind of **** you can $@## up with it" |
DubanFP
Caldari R.U.S.T.
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Posted - 2008.12.07 21:06:00 -
[38]
Edited by: DubanFP on 07/12/2008 21:06:39
Originally by: Ren Surkova
I wish someone would get their **** together and wipe out japan
Done, an evil alien syndicate wipes out 99.9999% of all life in the universe. No humans survive, japan included.
I wish for everything and nothing. _______________
"It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about how much **** you can @#$# up with it" |
DubanFP
Caldari R.U.S.T.
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Posted - 2008.12.08 03:55:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Epegi Givo
I wish I could walk on water.
Done, the physical properties of water change in a way that would make it "in theory" possible to walk on it. Unfortunately these very same properties that change are also what makes water ideal for supporting life. Congratulations, you just killed all carbon based life forms in the universe including yourself.
I wish I had a gourmet chef that cooked nothing but the highest quality foods for myself and my friends. This is paid courtesy of the next poster of course. _______________
"It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about how much **** you can @#$# up with it" |
DubanFP
Caldari R.U.S.T.
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Posted - 2008.12.11 16:55:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Culmen Edited by: Culmen on 11/12/2008 03:17:03 Granted, but it happens to you as well
I wish i could see time
Ok, wait a second.
I wish I had the right to nullify any wish or corruption and replace it with my own. _______________
"It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about how much **** you can @#$# up with it" |
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DubanFP
Caldari R.U.S.T.
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Posted - 2008.12.20 18:02:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Jack Light
I wish I lived next to a CCP office.
Granted. You trade in your house for a cardboard box next to CCP's china office. Even if you could find someone who could speak the same language and/or get you back to your home country you no longer have a home to go back to.
I choose to use my previous wish "the abillity to nullify/change wishes/corruptions" to nullify the next poster's wish. _______________
"It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about how much **** you can @#$# up with it" |
DubanFP
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Posted - 2008.12.21 21:33:00 -
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Originally by: Epegi Givo
I wish I breathed in carbon dioxide and breathed out air.
Done you breath in Carbon dioxide with the rest of the materials in the air and you breath out perfect unaltered Eath climate type air. Unfortunately for you this means that no oxygen is being absorbed into your bloodstream. You die of severe Oxygen Deprivation in minutes.
I wish I had the uncorrupted wishes of EVERY SINGLE PERSON that posted in this thread. _______________
"It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about how much **** you can @#$# up with it" |
DubanFP
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Posted - 2009.02.11 01:51:00 -
[43]
Edited by: DubanFP on 11/02/2009 01:51:27
Originally by: Rondo Gunn
I wish for fishes and a horse.
Done, you're thrown into a small tank halfway filled with water. You get to own the wild stallion "very angry wild stallion that's been fed crystal meth" and the fishes just happen to be starved piranha.
I wish I could come up with a corruption before it was drowned by 5 others trying to corrupt the same wish. _______________
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DubanFP
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Posted - 2009.02.11 02:46:00 -
[44]
Edited by: DubanFP on 11/02/2009 02:45:49
Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: Cierejai
Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 11/02/2009 01:51:27
Originally by: Rondo Gunn
I wish for fishes and a horse.
Done, you're thrown into a small tank halfway filled with water. You get to own the wild stallion "very angry wild stallion that's been fed crystal meth" and the fishes just happen to be starved piranha.
I wish I could come up with a corruption before it was drowned by 5 others trying to corrupt the same wish.
Granted, the fish are in the stable, and the horse is in the fish tank.
I wish to hope that that is funny to someone.
Granted, you are locked in a metal box with a dead horse and fish. Then subjected to scorching heat and have to endure the smell as both putrefy
also notice how things stop making sense once they become too meta?
I wish for a pyramid
You now have a pyramid... quote.
I wish the next person will continue the quote pyramid. _______________
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DubanFP
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Posted - 2009.02.12 21:19:00 -
[45]
Edited by: DubanFP on 12/02/2009 21:19:21
Originally by: Astrid Karel
I wish my car didn't need a new transmission.
Done, instead it needs a new engine.
I wish people would come up with half decent corruptions instead of "it blows up for some misc reason that doesn't really matter". I'm looking at you Yani. _______________
This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force. |
DubanFP
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Posted - 2009.02.13 00:56:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Epegi Givo
I wish I had one of the NVIDIA 10XXX series even though they haven't come out yet.
Done, you get a pre-alpha version complete with more bugs then @$##@.
I wish my last wish didn't blow up. _______________
This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force. |
DubanFP
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Posted - 2009.02.16 20:45:00 -
[47]
Edited by: DubanFP on 16/02/2009 20:47:35
Originally by: Jago Kain I wish Nelson Mandela was elected World President for Life.
edit:(Corrupt that and stay fashionable!!)
Done, to bad the "World President" position is primarily a figurehead with little to no actual power, but look at the bright side. He delivers a speach at your son/daughter/niece/nephiew etc's school on the importaince of not doing drugs because he doesn't have anything better to do.
I wish for someone to try and outdo that corruption ^^. _______________
This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force. |
DubanFP
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:11:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Culmen I wish we could put a fleet of dreadnoughts to Azeroth and lay waste to the World of Warcraft
Done
I wish I could stand to corrupt that last wish. _______________
This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force. |
DubanFP
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.02.20 17:34:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish I wasn't in school right now.
Done, you're in prison right now.
I wish people would keep skipping astrid's posts. _______________
This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force. |
DubanFP
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.02.20 18:46:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Epegi Givo
I wish that my little brother would stay at his friends house untill 3pm instead of 2 pm.
Done, but he only does it because he thinks you'll need the extra hour to cool off after you find the extremely nasty prank he left for you.
I wish I knew just how #@$$#@ing long this thread would last. The sad part is it isn't even the original, there was another one that lasted 2-300 threads before it. _______________
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DubanFP
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Posted - 2009.02.21 03:30:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I could transform in to a cat any shape ans size that I want whenever I like, and always have the ability to transform back into my human shape, fully clothed and everything back to normal.
Done, unfortunately cat becomes a common delicacy enjoyed throughout the world. You "could" turn into a cat at any point in time but the first time you do so would likely prove to be your last.
I wish day of skiing wasn't ruined by the sudden realization it was febuary vacation in all the schools filling the slopes with kids on a normally baren friday. _______________
This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force. |
DubanFP
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Posted - 2009.02.23 02:13:00 -
[52]
Edited by: DubanFP on 23/02/2009 02:13:36
Originally by: Astrid Karel I wish that the snow storm that's coming would blow out to sea and miss us.
Done, a nearby star went supernova 7 years ago and finally reaches us. The "storm" is blown away along with everything else you hold dear.
I wish I knew where a certain old friend from high school was so I could contact them after years without seeing them. _______________
This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force. |
DubanFP
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Posted - 2009.02.24 07:04:00 -
[53]
Edited by: DubanFP on 24/02/2009 07:05:04
Originally by: Jago Kain I wish folk would look before they leap.
You're so busy looking for danger on the sidewalk that you're about to step up on that you miss the car in the street. SCREEEE BLAM!!!
I wish people would see that there really is no way to make a wish that will "win" in this thread. _______________
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DubanFP
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Posted - 2009.02.25 16:33:00 -
[54]
Originally by: JordanParey
I wish that my friends would stop dragging me into their drama.
Done, you do something so shockingly stupid that causes all of your friends and family to disown you. Nobody wants to even be assossiated with your name, much less your friend. You die alone.
I wish my computer along with 2 windows facing the sun didn't turn my computer room into a scortching Oven. _______________
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