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Winterblink
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.20 19:49:00 -
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Originally by: Izzy Pol
Originally by: Avaleric Oh...I thought it might have been a photon feedback caused by a fluctuation in the trilithium matrix making the subspace quantasized sub-ether hypervents re-pre-backcharge the nanoassembling metaomnipositional gyrospectalsubatomic remote control for my neck-rest...
No, thats a noob mistake, often made.
Heh, obviously he must have flunked out on his quantum metaphysical tri-warp theory classes, otherwise he'd have known that neck-rests can't be remotely controlled by nanoassembled electronics.
For that you'd have to invert the polarity of your quasi-carbon hypermatrix so that the magneto-fluidic field obtains a viscosity factor of 2.17, consistent with the Starbuckian Theory of Perculationary Gravitics.
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.20 19:59:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Feriluce
Originally by: Avaleric Oh...I thought it might have been a photon feedback caused by a fluctuation in the trilithium matrix making the subspace quantasized sub-ether hypervents re-pre-backcharge the nanoassembling metaomnipositional gyrospectalsubatomic remote control for my neck-rest...
Originally by: meowmixmeow Because the Hyperflux generator assisting the auxilary thrust jets work overtime causing fluxuations in the shield regulators boosting the signature radius of the hull :)
It actually does make sense
You're both wrong! Additional energy routed from the reactor core to the auxiliary thrusters in addition to the added velocity (forcing the onboard inertial dampeners to draw more energy as well) detracts from energy supplied to shield stabilization and compression processes, reducing the overall coherence of the shield matrix and therefore increasing one's signature radius. DUH.
So basically... you're hitting the gas really hard so the ship moves really fast and the headrest position adjusts by itself! Brilliance!!!
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.20 20:04:00 -
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Originally by: FiNAL FiGHT It's worth noting that obtaining a viscosity factor of 2.17 will almost assure you some blown muffler bearings. And you know what THOSE are like to change... last time I had to find a left handed Mimnatar standard metric screwdriver just to gain access to the hypermatrix!
I hear ya. Well at least the Minmatar are smart enough to go metric, eh? :) Now if someone would just introduce them to the concept of soap.
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