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Snake Doctor
Guardians of Hell's Gate Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.03.20 22:57:00 -
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Edited by: Snake Doctor on 20/03/2007 22:56:45 Edited by: Snake Doctor on 20/03/2007 22:56:12 The tachyon emissions of the nanoelectric field generators are bound to cause a higher viscosity factor than 2.17. Any entry level field theorist KNOWS that you can't fall below 2.17 without a generic subspace neutron morph generator installed on a subharmonic frequency level of 1.21x10^9W. If you overdrive the field matrix fluxuations past a .0874 chronoton variance, you're going to cause a subspace fissure! Your headrest WILL NOT WORK without the stabilization core regulator installed!!!
DUH. EVERYONE knows this.
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Hyperdallas
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Posted - 2007.03.20 23:38:00 -
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Well I want to be in this thread for the sole reason of having the worst topic I have ever seen. Extra salty because of the many periods used through the OP, in the beginning and end of the sentence(s).
-Dallas
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Shinji Seto
Minmatar Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.03.20 23:38:00 -
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blah blah blah warp field this, quantum matrix that, blah blah. Thats all well and good, but how the hell do I change the oil in my Rifter?
"Outlaw" This was the name given to those who roam the universe with only his freedom as his guide. |
Snake Doctor
Guardians of Hell's Gate Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.03.21 00:49:00 -
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Originally by: Shinji Seto blah blah blah warp field this, quantum matrix that, blah blah. Thats all well and good, but how the hell do I change the oil in my Rifter?
Remove the secondary field stabilization mount fitting with a RIGHT handed Gallente metric wave crescent and engage the "FLUID BACKWASH" toggle on your main pilot's console. Make sure you're not in a zero-g environment, as coolant pressure may set you off into an asteroid or other object. Be mindful that your inverter phase variance must remain below -.26 if you plan on keeping life support systems on-line.
Be sure to replace the spent coolant with Thukker approved synthetics ONLY, as the Minmatar government is known to approve sub-standard fluids for use with civilian ships.
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Gealbhan
Caldari The Big Sky Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.21 00:55:00 -
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*finishes cleaning the Ion Filter on his Rokh*
Say what now?
My ship has fuzzy dice, that's pretty technical.
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Thor Xian
Vertigo One E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2007.03.21 00:59:00 -
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Rifters dont use oil, nubbin. They use a carefully balanced mixture of donkey spit, sweat, and gunpowder. And the only thing you have to do it access it is open airlock (must be wearing a spacesuit and/or holding your breath really hard), and lean out onto the starboard wing array, the access point is sealed with Duck Tape, so bring a replacement seal. _________________________ ~Thor Xian, Star Commander |
Jack Creme
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Posted - 2007.03.21 01:20:00 -
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Soap? Did someone say Minmaters don't use soap? Now look here , us Minmatars stopped using soap when we found that remodulating the frequency of dysfunctional tractor beams and reconfigured the activation circuitry of the confinement fields of clone replication systems, provided one with an adequate bath at any time.
Deodorant might nice though, but given the poor market availability of such luxuries in our stations, I find that a drop of cat's pee goes down nicely with the wimmen!
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SgtDeaux
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Posted - 2007.09.22 01:05:00 -
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Originally by: Snake Doctor Edited by: Snake Doctor on 20/03/2007 22:56:45 Edited by: Snake Doctor on 20/03/2007 22:56:12 The tachyon emissions of the nanoelectric field generators are bound to cause a higher viscosity factor than 2.17. Any entry level field theorist KNOWS that you can't fall below 2.17 without a generic subspace neutron morph generator installed on a subharmonic frequency level of 1.21x10^9W. If you overdrive the field matrix fluxuations past a .0874 chronoton variance, you're going to cause a subspace fissure! Your headrest WILL NOT WORK without the stabilization core regulator installed!!!
DUH. EVERYONE knows this.
*POP* (head explodes)
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Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2007.09.22 01:37:00 -
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*raises the necro flag*
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Kaemonn
Forum Moderator
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Posted - 2007.09.22 03:33:00 -
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*explodes*
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Originally by: kieron: off duty You dont have to swallow!
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Kaemonn
Forum Moderator
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Posted - 2007.09.22 03:34:00 -
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Thread is harmless enough and I cracked up while reading, Its staying open
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Originally by: kieron: off duty You dont have to swallow!
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Captian Internet
Lead Bricks
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Posted - 2007.09.22 03:44:00 -
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88 MILES PER HOUR!
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Drizit
Amarr Lonely out here Black Sun Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.22 03:53:00 -
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Edited by: Drizit on 22/09/2007 03:55:23
You are effectively adding more manouvering thrusters to your ship to make it more agile thereby raising your carbon emission. You are being penalised for the extra pollution you are creating.
Someone just forgot to tell Tux that a larger carbon footprint is not a literal bigger footprint made by a larger person. --
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Karanth
Gallente Cirrius Technologies O X I D E
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Posted - 2007.09.22 05:52:00 -
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Rofl.
Free beer for those who mod my sig!
There is only one sig hijack that matters, the orginal and only member of the hijack squad. me. -Eris. ps Black russians are better then beer. I'll see your beer, and raise you a goat kebab -Tirg I'll take that pint and raise you two -Timmeh I bet 2 goats, 1 pint and a bag of slugs -Lordharold I grab it all, cook it/eat and drink it all and say thank you. -Pirlouit I'll call your bluff, and go all in on 3 locks of Hutch's hair. -Incognus I'll see that bet, depending on where the hair came from. -Rauth *pushes the other mods out of the way* Mmmm, bree - Karass Bree & goat kebabs!!! I'm in!! - Yips IT WAS ME, MUHAHAHA. -Hango How did I miss free BREE!!? -Kaemonn always fashionably late - Deckard Better late than never! -Sahwoolo |
Arvald
Caldari House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.09.22 06:46:00 -
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Edited by: Arvald on 22/09/2007 06:52:40
Originally by: Avaleric Oh...I thought it might have been a photon feedback caused by a fluctuation in the trilithium matrix making the subspace quantasized sub-ether hypervents re-pre-backcharge the nanoassembling metaomnipositional gyrospectalsubatomic remote control for my neck-rest...
Originally by: meowmixmeow Because the Hyperflux generator assisting the auxilary thrust jets work overtime causing fluxuations in the shield regulators boosting the signature radius of the hull :)
you idiot, only quantmidium based cloaking devices have trilithium matrix, if they dint they wont be able to sustain the subspace reinforcement screen in the quantum-photonfluxcoil and the entire damn elextronanomic circuity would fry itself to hell DUH ----------------------------------------------- ya cant stop the rokh and no i have not nor will i ever contribute anything constructive to your thread |
Arvald
Caldari House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.09.22 06:48:00 -
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Edited by: Arvald on 22/09/2007 06:50:35 wops ----------------------------------------------- ya cant stop the rokh and no i have not nor will i ever contribute anything constructive to your thread |
Vestia
Dirty Girls Holding
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Posted - 2007.09.22 06:59:00 -
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I just cant believe the fountain of misinformation in this thread. The poor guys is prolly all confused by now, and has quit Eve. The whole problem could have been remedied by simply changing his blinker fluid, and adjusting the high speed bumper bolts.
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Arvald
Caldari House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.09.22 07:00:00 -
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Originally by: Vestia I just cant believe the fountain of misinformation in this thread. The poor guys is prolly all confused by now, and has quit Eve. The whole problem could have been remedied by simply changing his blinker fluid, and adjusting the high speed bumper bolts.
blinker fluid....surely it was a problem with his elbow grease manifold ----------------------------------------------- ya cant stop the rokh and no i have not nor will i ever contribute anything constructive to your thread |
Vestia
Dirty Girls Holding
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Posted - 2007.09.22 07:19:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Vestia I just cant believe the fountain of misinformation in this thread. The poor guys is prolly all confused by now, and has quit Eve. The whole problem could have been remedied by simply changing his blinker fluid, and adjusting the high speed bumper bolts.
blinker fluid....surely it was a problem with his elbow grease manifold
That's incorrect. Elbow grease manifolds were never installed on Amarr ships. They were too afraid of thier ships breaking down and not having slaves onboard to fix them. And since Amarr are allergic to work, they opted not to use them.
I also heard a rumor awhile back that the manifold rattle interferes with the pew, by throwing the harmonics off, but this is uncomfirmed.
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Avery Fatwallet
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Posted - 2007.09.22 11:14:00 -
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this is about the best (and even the most useful) thread on this forums i love it.
now on topic. i dont know what you guys are smoking, or what kind of warp core fluid you are drinking, but i sure know how MY istabs increase sig.
i mean, come on, extra thrusters ... next thing you telling me, youre using combustion engines.... sheesh, are you cavemen?
here is how it goes: while you move at subwarp speed (the normal situation where decreased inertia is desirable) you divert small amounts of energy (preferably in a pattern harmonizing with your shield fluctuation frequency) to your dormant warp drive, which creates a "partial warpfield" (best way to describe it quickly)in which your ship exists in several "potential positions".
you can picture it almost like an oldschool fly-by-wire system, only in a multidimensional sense.
the i-stab modules -in reality- are nothing more than energy rerouters combined with the extra algorithms needed to control the warp drive behaviour in this way. which, lets face it, was never intended by the manufacturer.
the term "inertia stabilizers" is misleading, actually its an "subwarpspeed energy converter and warpdrive operation manipulating thingamajic" but people chose to call it "i-stab", because thats the EFFECT it has.
i mean, cmon, people. common knowledge. with some tinkering you can even get a similar effect on planetary scooters. how you think they deliver pizza THAT fast these days, without spreading the cheese all over the place?
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