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Avaleric
Amarr
The Eschatologists
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Posted - 2007.03.20 19:01:00 -
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...if inertia stabilizers make the ship more agile, why do they INCREASE the signature radius..?
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meowmixmeow
Black Eclipse Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.20 19:02:00 -
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Because the Hyperflux generator assisting the auxilary thrust jets work overtime causing fluxuations in the shield regulators boosting the signature radius of the hull :)
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Nicholas Barker
Caldari
Rampage Eternal
Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.03.20 19:04:00 -
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you can orbit stuff faster, which means you're harder to hit. Making you slightly larger is a ballance.
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Valeo Galaem
InterGalactic Corp.
Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.03.20 19:06:00 -
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Cus my missiles just love the look of all your new pretty thrusters?
Thar be Pirates
You are not authorised to hack into CONCORD's mainframe
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Avaleric
Amarr
The Eschatologists
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Posted - 2007.03.20 19:31:00 -
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Oh...I thought it might have been a photon feedback caused by a fluctuation in the trilithium matrix making the subspace quantasized sub-ether hypervents re-pre-backcharge the nanoassembling metaomnipositional gyrospectalsubatomic remote control for my neck-rest...
 Originally by: meowmixmeow
Because the Hyperflux generator assisting the auxilary thrust jets work overtime causing fluxuations in the shield regulators boosting the signature radius of the hull :)
- Ignorance is bliss... |
Izzy Pol
Fear and Loathing in LoneTrek
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Posted - 2007.03.20 19:36:00 -
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Originally by: Avaleric
Oh...I thought it might have been a photon feedback caused by a fluctuation in the trilithium matrix making the subspace quantasized sub-ether hypervents re-pre-backcharge the nanoassembling metaomnipositional gyrospectalsubatomic remote control for my neck-rest...
No, thats a noob mistake, often made.
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Feriluce
Caldari
M. Corp
M. PIRE
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Posted - 2007.03.20 19:37:00 -
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Originally by: Avaleric
Oh...I thought it might have been a photon feedback caused by a fluctuation in the trilithium matrix making the subspace quantasized sub-ether hypervents re-pre-backcharge the nanoassembling metaomnipositional gyrospectalsubatomic remote control for my neck-rest...
Originally by: meowmixmeow
Because the Hyperflux generator assisting the auxilary thrust jets work overtime causing fluxuations in the shield regulators boosting the signature radius of the hull :)
It actually does make sense
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Avaleric
Amarr
The Eschatologists
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Posted - 2007.03.20 19:43:00 -
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Lol, I know - it just sounded so Next Generation techno-babble like...
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.20 19:49:00 -
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Originally by: Izzy Pol
Originally by: Avaleric
Oh...I thought it might have been a photon feedback caused by a fluctuation in the trilithium matrix making the subspace quantasized sub-ether hypervents re-pre-backcharge the nanoassembling metaomnipositional gyrospectalsubatomic remote control for my neck-rest...
No, thats a noob mistake, often made.
Heh, obviously he must have flunked out on his quantum metaphysical tri-warp theory classes, otherwise he'd have known that neck-rests can't be remotely controlled by nanoassembled electronics.
For that you'd have to invert the polarity of your quasi-carbon hypermatrix so that the magneto-fluidic field obtains a viscosity factor of 2.17, consistent with the Starbuckian Theory of Perculationary Gravitics.
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Tarminic
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Posted - 2007.03.20 19:56:00 -
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Originally by: Feriluce
Originally by: Avaleric
Oh...I thought it might have been a photon feedback caused by a fluctuation in the trilithium matrix making the subspace quantasized sub-ether hypervents re-pre-backcharge the nanoassembling metaomnipositional gyrospectalsubatomic remote control for my neck-rest...
Originally by: meowmixmeow
Because the Hyperflux generator assisting the auxilary thrust jets work overtime causing fluxuations in the shield regulators boosting the signature radius of the hull :)
It actually does make sense
You're both wrong! Additional energy routed from the reactor core to the auxiliary thrusters in addition to the added velocity (forcing the onboard inertial dampeners to draw more energy as well) detracts from energy supplied to shield stabilization and compression processes, reducing the overall coherence of the shield matrix and therefore increasing one's signature radius. DUH.
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.20 19:59:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Feriluce
Originally by: Avaleric
Oh...I thought it might have been a photon feedback caused by a fluctuation in the trilithium matrix making the subspace quantasized sub-ether hypervents re-pre-backcharge the nanoassembling metaomnipositional gyrospectalsubatomic remote control for my neck-rest...
Originally by: meowmixmeow
Because the Hyperflux generator assisting the auxilary thrust jets work overtime causing fluxuations in the shield regulators boosting the signature radius of the hull :)
It actually does make sense
You're both wrong! Additional energy routed from the reactor core to the auxiliary thrusters in addition to the added velocity (forcing the onboard inertial dampeners to draw more energy as well) detracts from energy supplied to shield stabilization and compression processes, reducing the overall coherence of the shield matrix and therefore increasing one's signature radius. DUH.
So basically... you're hitting the gas really hard so the ship moves really fast and the headrest position adjusts by itself! Brilliance!!!
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FiNAL FiGHT
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Posted - 2007.03.20 20:00:00 -
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Originally by: Winterblink
Originally by: Izzy Pol
Originally by: Avaleric
Oh...I thought it might have been a photon feedback caused by a fluctuation in the trilithium matrix making the subspace quantasized sub-ether hypervents re-pre-backcharge the nanoassembling metaomnipositional gyrospectalsubatomic remote control for my neck-rest...
No, thats a noob mistake, often made.
Heh, obviously he must have flunked out on his quantum metaphysical tri-warp theory classes, otherwise he'd have known that neck-rests can't be remotely controlled by nanoassembled electronics.
For that you'd have to invert the polarity of your quasi-carbon hypermatrix so that the magneto-fluidic field obtains a viscosity factor of 2.17, consistent with the Starbuckian Theory of Perculationary Gravitics.
It's worth noting that obtaining a viscosity factor of 2.17 will almost assure you some blown muffler bearings. And you know what THOSE are like to change... last time I had to find a left handed Mimnatar standard metric screwdriver just to gain access to the hypermatrix!
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.20 20:04:00 -
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Originally by: FiNAL FiGHT
It's worth noting that obtaining a viscosity factor of 2.17 will almost assure you some blown muffler bearings. And you know what THOSE are like to change... last time I had to find a left handed Mimnatar standard metric screwdriver just to gain access to the hypermatrix!
I hear ya. Well at least the Minmatar are smart enough to go metric, eh? :) Now if someone would just introduce them to the concept of soap.
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Avaleric
Amarr
The Eschatologists
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Posted - 2007.03.20 20:14:00 -
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Originally by: Winterblink
Originally by: FiNAL FiGHT
It's worth noting that obtaining a viscosity factor of 2.17 will almost assure you some blown muffler bearings. And you know what THOSE are like to change... last time I had to find a left handed Mimnatar standard metric screwdriver just to gain access to the hypermatrix!
I hear ya. Well at least the Minmatar are smart enough to go metric, eh? :) Now if someone would just introduce them to the concept of soap.
...at an improbability factor of 1244573985 to 1...
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Tarminic
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Posted - 2007.03.20 20:26:00 -
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Originally by: Winterblink
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Feriluce
Originally by: Avaleric
Oh...I thought it might have been a photon feedback caused by a fluctuation in the trilithium matrix making the subspace quantasized sub-ether hypervents re-pre-backcharge the nanoassembling metaomnipositional gyrospectalsubatomic remote control for my neck-rest...
Originally by: meowmixmeow
Because the Hyperflux generator assisting the auxilary thrust jets work overtime causing fluxuations in the shield regulators boosting the signature radius of the hull :)
It actually does make sense
You're both wrong! Additional energy routed from the reactor core to the auxiliary thrusters in addition to the added velocity (forcing the onboard inertial dampeners to draw more energy as well) detracts from energy supplied to shield stabilization and compression processes, reducing the overall coherence of the shield matrix and therefore increasing one's signature radius. DUH.
So basically... you're hitting the gas really hard so the ship moves really fast and the headrest position adjusts by itself! Brilliance!!!
I really don't see how the self-adjusting headrest plays into this. Anyone idiodic enough to install a self-adjusting headrest that forces additional energy from the inertial dampeners is missing the point anyway! The added velocity distortions completely eliminate the effective structural and spinal support any modern headrest is designed to give! Not to mention the negative effects on the (essential)shield cohesion. I mean, really.
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Gabriel Karade
Nulli-Secundus
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Posted - 2007.03.20 20:39:00 -
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Originally by: Avaleric
...if inertia stabilizers make the ship more agile, why do they INCREASE the signature radius..?
Tell you what, why don't you give us a coherent explanation of the principles and physics behind inertial stabilizers, then we'll sit down and deduce how the signature radius is increased...
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Illyria Ambri
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.20 20:44:00 -
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To quote someone else..
"The stupid make head hurt"
*drools on keyboard*
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Frug
Zenithal Harvest
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Posted - 2007.03.20 20:56:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Winterblink
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Feriluce
Originally by: Avaleric
Oh...I thought it might have been a photon feedback caused by a fluctuation in the trilithium matrix making the subspace quantasized sub-ether hypervents re-pre-backcharge the nanoassembling metaomnipositional gyrospectalsubatomic remote control for my neck-rest...
Originally by: meowmixmeow
Because the Hyperflux generator assisting the auxilary thrust jets work overtime causing fluxuations in the shield regulators boosting the signature radius of the hull :)
It actually does make sense
You're both wrong! Additional energy routed from the reactor core to the auxiliary thrusters in addition to the added velocity (forcing the onboard inertial dampeners to draw more energy as well) detracts from energy supplied to shield stabilization and compression processes, reducing the overall coherence of the shield matrix and therefore increasing one's signature radius. DUH.
So basically... you're hitting the gas really hard so the ship moves really fast and the headrest position adjusts by itself! Brilliance!!!
I really don't see how the self-adjusting headrest plays into this. Anyone idiodic enough to install a self-adjusting headrest that forces additional energy from the inertial dampeners is missing the point anyway! The added velocity distortions completely eliminate the effective structural and spinal support any modern headrest is designed to give! Not to mention the negative effects on the (essential)shield cohesion. I mean, really.
Look, you obviously don't spend much time adjusting quantum shield fluctuation reduction manifolds or you would know that they regulate shield boosting and the hyperflux generator has nothing to do with this.
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SonOTassadar
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.03.20 20:57:00 -
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My brain just exploded from the amount of nerd humor in this thread. Thanks guys. 
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Xtro 2
Caldari
Pre-nerfed Tactics
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Posted - 2007.03.20 21:43:00 -
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In response to all the highly technical replys regarding this issue, i thought it simply happened because cheap AA batterys were used instead of quality duracell ones.
Xtro 2 - Tactically Insane Tradesman.
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kieron
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Posted - 2007.03.20 21:52:00 -
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Tuxford thought it would balance the modules? Oh, wait!
The inertial stabilizers are reinforcing elements of the ship's hull, structure and propulsion systems, making them more 'dense' after a fashion. To do so requires a significant amount of energy. It is this combination of dense structure and increased energy output that allows ship and scanner systems a higher chance of scanning and targeting.
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Xtro 2
Caldari
Pre-nerfed Tactics
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Posted - 2007.03.20 21:56:00 -
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significant amount of energy you say.....
So my simple solution of using better batterys wasnt far from the truth afterall.
Xtro 2 - Tactically Insane Tradesman.
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VeNT
Minmatar
Freelancer Union
Unaffiliated
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Posted - 2007.03.20 22:18:00 -
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Originally by: kieron
Tuxford thought it would balance the modules? Oh, wait!
The inertial stabilizers are reinforcing elements of the ship's hull, structure and propulsion systems, making them more 'dense' after a fashion. To do so requires a significant amount of energy. It is this combination of dense structure and increased energy output that allows ship and scanner systems a higher chance of scanning and targeting.
why not just make them increase mass?
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Taran Summers
The Merovingians
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Posted - 2007.03.20 22:25:00 -
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Bah, amateurs.
The flattening of the mass impact on the curve of space-time requires the application of a virtual negative mass matrix. The strange matter required in the device to sustain this matrix gives off a very unique signature under ionic bombardment, like say, solar wind. Hence, larger signature radius.
My gahd. Did you guys not get the basic quantum chronodynamics skill chip with your warp propulsion pack in your navigation 1 skillchip set. |
Avaleric
Amarr
The Eschatologists
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Posted - 2007.03.20 22:29:00 -
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I still think it's the nanoassembling metaomnipositional gyrospectalsubatomic remote control...
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Tecknoblaze
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Posted - 2007.03.20 22:42:00 -
[26]
This one time, this pirate was shooting at me and I went lol.
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Soporo
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.20 22:46:00 -
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Edited by: Soporo on 20/03/2007 22:42:45
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Originally by: Winterblink
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Oh...I thought it might have been a photon feedback caused by a fluctuation in the trilithium matrix making the subspace quantasized sub-ether hypervents re-pre-backcharge the nanoassembling metaomnipositional gyrospectalsubatomic remote control for my neck-rest...
Originally by: meowmixmeow
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Because the Hyperflux generator assisting the auxilary thrust jets work overtime causing fluxuations in the shield regulators boosting the signature radius of the hull :)
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It actually does make sense
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You're both wrong! Additional energy routed from the reactor core to the auxiliary thrusters in addition to the added velocity (forcing the onboard inertial dampeners to draw more energy as well) detracts from energy supplied to shield stabilization and compression processes, reducing the overall coherence of the shield matrix and therefore increasing one's signature radius. DUH.
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So basically... you're hitting the gas really hard so the ship moves really fast and the headrest position adjusts by itself! Brilliance!!!
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I really don't see how the self-adjusting headrest plays into this. Anyone idiodic enough to install a self-adjusting headrest that forces additional energy from the inertial dampeners is missing the point anyway! The added velocity distortions completely eliminate the effective structural and spinal support any modern headrest is designed to give! Not to mention the negative effects on the (essential)shield cohesion. I mean, really.
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Look, you obviously don't spend much time adjusting quantum shield fluctuation reduction manifolds or you would know that they regulate shield boosting and the hyperflux generator has nothing to do with this.
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Aindrias
Amarr
Fomus-Amarr Industrial
Novus Ordos Seclorum
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Posted - 2007.03.20 22:49:00 -
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... and then the calibrations of the self adjusting headrest were off my .00001 micron and my neck snapped upon impact and a spike shot out through the headrest as the visco-elastic material morphed due to entering warp...
Ok, I'm not much of a nerd so how bout...
Dense things have more inertia so you have to get our and push harder to make it go and your fat egg/pod pushing on the bumper of the ship makes it easier to lock on.....
Inertial stabilizers are the things Riker would say to the crew that are being turned off when in warp, so hold on....
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Chronos VIII
S.Y.N.D.R.O.M.E.
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Posted - 2007.03.20 22:54:00 -
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FREAKS 
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Hoshi
Blackguard Brigade
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Posted - 2007.03.20 22:57:00 -
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Originally by: VeNT
Originally by: kieron
Tuxford thought it would balance the modules? Oh, wait!
The inertial stabilizers are reinforcing elements of the ship's hull, structure and propulsion systems, making them more 'dense' after a fashion. To do so requires a significant amount of energy. It is this combination of dense structure and increased energy output that allows ship and scanner systems a higher chance of scanning and targeting.
why not just make them increase mass?
Because increased mass = less agility. What would be the point of the module if it made you less agile?
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Snake Doctor
Guardians of Hell's Gate
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.03.20 22:57:00 -
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Edited by: Snake Doctor on 20/03/2007 22:56:45
Edited by: Snake Doctor on 20/03/2007 22:56:12
The tachyon emissions of the nanoelectric field generators are bound to cause a higher viscosity factor than 2.17. Any entry level field theorist KNOWS that you can't fall below 2.17 without a generic subspace neutron morph generator installed on a subharmonic frequency level of 1.21x10^9W. If you overdrive the field matrix fluxuations past a .0874 chronoton variance, you're going to cause a subspace fissure! Your headrest WILL NOT WORK without the stabilization core regulator installed!!!
DUH. EVERYONE knows this.
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Hyperdallas
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Posted - 2007.03.20 23:38:00 -
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Well I want to be in this thread for the sole reason of having the worst topic I have ever seen. Extra salty because of the many periods used through the OP, in the beginning and end of the sentence(s).
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Shinji Seto
Minmatar
Umbra Congregatio
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.03.20 23:38:00 -
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blah blah blah warp field this, quantum matrix that, blah blah. Thats all well and good, but how the hell do I change the oil in my Rifter?
"Outlaw" This was the name given to those who roam the universe with only his freedom as his guide. |
Snake Doctor
Guardians of Hell's Gate
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.03.21 00:49:00 -
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Originally by: Shinji Seto
blah blah blah warp field this, quantum matrix that, blah blah. Thats all well and good, but how the hell do I change the oil in my Rifter?
Remove the secondary field stabilization mount fitting with a RIGHT handed Gallente metric wave crescent and engage the "FLUID BACKWASH" toggle on your main pilot's console. Make sure you're not in a zero-g environment, as coolant pressure may set you off into an asteroid or other object. Be mindful that your inverter phase variance must remain below -.26 if you plan on keeping life support systems on-line.
Be sure to replace the spent coolant with Thukker approved synthetics ONLY, as the Minmatar government is known to approve sub-standard fluids for use with civilian ships.
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Gealbhan
Caldari
The Big Sky Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.21 00:55:00 -
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*finishes cleaning the Ion Filter on his Rokh*
Say what now?
My ship has fuzzy dice, that's pretty technical.
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Thor Xian
Vertigo One
E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2007.03.21 00:59:00 -
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Rifters dont use oil, nubbin. They use a carefully balanced mixture of donkey spit, sweat, and gunpowder. And the only thing you have to do it access it is open airlock (must be wearing a spacesuit and/or holding your breath really hard), and lean out onto the starboard wing array, the access point is sealed with Duck Tape, so bring a replacement seal.
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Posted - 2007.03.21 01:20:00 -
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Soap? Did someone say Minmaters don't use soap? Now look here , us Minmatars stopped using soap when we found that remodulating the frequency of dysfunctional tractor beams and reconfigured the activation circuitry of the confinement fields of clone replication systems, provided one with an adequate bath at any time.
Deodorant might nice though, but given the poor market availability of such luxuries in our stations, I find that a drop of cat's pee goes down nicely with the wimmen!
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Posted - 2007.09.22 01:05:00 -
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Originally by: Snake Doctor
Edited by: Snake Doctor on 20/03/2007 22:56:45
Edited by: Snake Doctor on 20/03/2007 22:56:12
The tachyon emissions of the nanoelectric field generators are bound to cause a higher viscosity factor than 2.17. Any entry level field theorist KNOWS that you can't fall below 2.17 without a generic subspace neutron morph generator installed on a subharmonic frequency level of 1.21x10^9W. If you overdrive the field matrix fluxuations past a .0874 chronoton variance, you're going to cause a subspace fissure! Your headrest WILL NOT WORK without the stabilization core regulator installed!!!
DUH. EVERYONE knows this.
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Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp
New Eden Research
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Posted - 2007.09.22 01:37:00 -
[39]
*raises the necro flag*
Looking for queue-free research slots? Click here!
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Kaemonn
Forum Moderator
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Posted - 2007.09.22 03:33:00 -
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*explodes*
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Originally by: kieron: off duty
You dont have to swallow!
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Posted - 2007.09.22 03:34:00 -
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Thread is harmless enough and I cracked up while reading, Its staying open
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Originally by: kieron: off duty
You dont have to swallow!
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Captian Internet
Lead Bricks
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Posted - 2007.09.22 03:44:00 -
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88 MILES PER HOUR!
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Drizit
Amarr
Lonely out here
Black Sun Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.22 03:53:00 -
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Edited by: Drizit on 22/09/2007 03:55:23
You are effectively adding more manouvering thrusters to your ship to make it more agile thereby raising your carbon emission. You are being penalised for the extra pollution you are creating.
Someone just forgot to tell Tux that a larger carbon footprint is not a literal bigger footprint made by a larger person.
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Karanth
Gallente
Cirrius Technologies
O X I D E
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Posted - 2007.09.22 05:52:00 -
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Rofl.
Free beer for those who mod my sig!
There is only one sig hijack that matters, the orginal and only member of the hijack squad. me. -Eris. ps Black russians are better then beer.
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Arvald
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.09.22 06:46:00 -
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Edited by: Arvald on 22/09/2007 06:52:40
Originally by: Avaleric
Oh...I thought it might have been a photon feedback caused by a fluctuation in the trilithium matrix making the subspace quantasized sub-ether hypervents re-pre-backcharge the nanoassembling metaomnipositional gyrospectalsubatomic remote control for my neck-rest...
Originally by: meowmixmeow
Because the Hyperflux generator assisting the auxilary thrust jets work overtime causing fluxuations in the shield regulators boosting the signature radius of the hull :)
you idiot, only quantmidium based cloaking devices have trilithium matrix, if they dint they wont be able to sustain the subspace reinforcement screen in the quantum-photonfluxcoil and the entire damn elextronanomic circuity would fry itself to hell DUH
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Arvald
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.09.22 06:48:00 -
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Edited by: Arvald on 22/09/2007 06:50:35
wops
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Vestia
Dirty Girls Holding
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Posted - 2007.09.22 06:59:00 -
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I just cant believe the fountain of misinformation in this thread. The poor guys is prolly all confused by now, and has quit Eve. The whole problem could have been remedied by simply changing his blinker fluid, and adjusting the high speed bumper bolts.
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Arvald
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.09.22 07:00:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Vestia
I just cant believe the fountain of misinformation in this thread. The poor guys is prolly all confused by now, and has quit Eve. The whole problem could have been remedied by simply changing his blinker fluid, and adjusting the high speed bumper bolts.
blinker fluid....surely it was a problem with his elbow grease manifold
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Vestia
Dirty Girls Holding
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Posted - 2007.09.22 07:19:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Vestia
I just cant believe the fountain of misinformation in this thread. The poor guys is prolly all confused by now, and has quit Eve. The whole problem could have been remedied by simply changing his blinker fluid, and adjusting the high speed bumper bolts.
blinker fluid....surely it was a problem with his elbow grease manifold
That's incorrect. Elbow grease manifolds were never installed on Amarr ships. They were too afraid of thier ships breaking down and not having slaves onboard to fix them. And since Amarr are allergic to work, they opted not to use them.
I also heard a rumor awhile back that the manifold rattle interferes with the pew, by throwing the harmonics off, but this is uncomfirmed.
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Avery Fatwallet
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Posted - 2007.09.22 11:14:00 -
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this is about the best (and even the most useful) thread on this forums i love it.
now on topic. i dont know what you guys are smoking, or what kind of warp core fluid you are drinking, but i sure know how MY istabs increase sig.
i mean, come on, extra thrusters ... next thing you telling me, youre using combustion engines.... sheesh, are you cavemen?
here is how it goes:
while you move at subwarp speed (the normal situation where decreased inertia is desirable) you divert small amounts of energy (preferably in a pattern harmonizing with your shield fluctuation frequency) to your dormant warp drive, which creates a "partial warpfield" (best way to describe it quickly)in which your ship exists in several "potential positions".
you can picture it almost like an oldschool fly-by-wire system, only in a multidimensional sense.
the i-stab modules -in reality- are nothing more than energy rerouters combined with the extra algorithms needed to control the warp drive behaviour in this way. which, lets face it, was never intended by the manufacturer.
the term "inertia stabilizers" is misleading, actually its an "subwarpspeed energy converter and warpdrive operation manipulating thingamajic" but people chose to call it "i-stab", because thats the EFFECT it has.
i mean, cmon, people. common knowledge. with some tinkering you can even get a similar effect on planetary scooters. how you think they deliver pizza THAT fast these days, without spreading the cheese all over the place?
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