Originally by: Jonaswpl

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Pics or stfu.

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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari

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NO WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ARE SPELLED WITH THE NUMBER "8" IN THEM GODDAMNIT!

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Originally by: ph33rf4ct0ry

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Xirt must be one of the GREAT leaders in eve to keep you guys shooting shuttles in hophib

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Originally by: Shin Ra

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Scalding Pass, Thursday

Approx 7 weeks ago, BURN EDEN join Goonswarm as part of a deal which would ensure a) The destruction of LV b) The smooth conquest of Feyth, Paragon and esoteria c) The creation of a Goonswarm supercapital fleet.

Today we leave the alliance.

BURN EDEN and Goonswarm forged a plan to dominate the super capital arena. I wonÆt go into details, but hundreds of billions of isk was spent to create what would have been the baddest fleet in the universe. Today, the first four motherships rolled off of the production line. Goonswarm iluminati and BE directors created a joint corp for the purposes of this project. Everything was going well, until earlier this afternoon.

I was chatting to DungarÆs sister on AIM when she indivertibly started talking about how the goons were about to **** someone over on something big. Having gained her trust, I got her to ask Dungar about who the target was. She came back minutes later with the name of the Capital producing corp.

Something was wrongà..

Upon looking further investigation, it appeared the BE charÆs had lost directorship, but been given hanger access etc. They were NOT given starbase configuration access. Furthermore, the capital POS passwords had been changed, apparently due to this weeks patch, but in reality to prevent us from getting access to the arrays. Needless to say a plan was quickly hatched.

After securing all our other joint assets, with the exception of a BE cloak BPO still help by Goonfleet director Yeep, we began probing for information. We quickly found out that Remedial, whoÆs alt was CEO of the joint corp was the only person capable of changing our roles.

The ace we had up our sleeve was dealt courtesy of Hippoking, who recently joined the supercapital project. He, being a goonfleet member, had full access to the capital assembly arrays.

At the precise moment when the first ship finished building, Remedial was there to pick it up with his alt. When the second one finished, nobody came to pick it up. The third and fourth finished and again nobody picked them up. Hippoking was able to get my carrier alt into the dummy corporation under the guise of being his alt. I then took 3 Nyxes to Great Wildlands, where they were boarded by BURN EDEN pilots.

Drama was not finished.

We still had full hanger access, which meant that 14 ship BPOs, FIVE MOTHERSHIP BPOÆs were also stolen along with fittings for three (ChelmÆs modified smartbomb anyone?). The best was still to come.

Remedial, before realising we just stole 300 billion isk of stuff from his corp, told us to meet him so he could give us the first ship. An obvious plan to kill us. Instead, he met with three BE fitted Nyxes, 2 moros, a raven and three dictors. In his infinite wisdom, he deemed it unnecessary to fit smartbombs on his Mothership. Thus, WE BLEW HIM UP AND PODDED HIM.

So there you have it. BURN EDEN declared **** goons, and **** anyone else who gets in our way now.

Shin Ra
BURN EDEN

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Originally by: Shin Ra

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I was chatting to DungarÆs sister on AIM.....

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Originally by: Tomas Ysidro

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Just make sure to photoshop in the shadows this time

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Originally by: Camael Kuro

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Is this a bit similar to when BE stole 3 Motherships from IRON a few months ago?

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Originally by: OMGROFL CEO

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Originally by: Shin Ra

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I was chatting to DungarÆs sister on AIM.....

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is she fit?

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