Last time (2007) I got a close up snap of quokka while cycling around Rottnest.

Not exactly poisonous, but dangerously adorable!

I sometimes consume animal flesh and/or products. So I guess, "No."

But I do like a lot of vegan/vegetarian cuisine.

It would be best to let me know what "planning a thing" might entail sooner rather than later, so we don't accidentally schedule simultaneous events that require me to change outfits as I run back and forth between two rooms making audience appropriate jokes which slowly begin to fade into one another until eventually I forget to remove/hide one piece or another of my outfit and have to concoct a story about why I am dressed as a nanny (or a member of the Latin Kings) which sort of convinces some people but deep down inspires a realization of my curious duplicity about something which ultimately leads to a series of questions regarding my whereabouts and true loyalties until at long last, when confronted by members of both disparate group, in a fit of frustration and powerlessness I collapse to the ground, tear off my outer layer to reveal the dual nature of my apparel, confessing that I've been playing both sides the whole time but that I NEVER MEANT TO HURT ANYONE!

sobbing

...damn you.