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Severous Epruon Hedion University Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2016.11.16 04:36:01 - [1] - Quote Not much else to say, really. How are you guys today? What do you do in Eve Online?
Mark Marconi Ministry of War Amarr Empire 87	Posted - 2016.11.16 04:40:32 - [2] - Quote Greetings oh great overlord. Working and not much, not enough hours in a day.
Ralph King-Griffin Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance 19078	Posted - 2016.11.16 04:40:44 - [3] - Quote good look tips imaginary hat We're Back in Business , have your very own Meeny Faced Bastards on call today =]\|[=
Yang Aurilen The Mjolnir Bloc The Bloc 1332	Posted - 2016.11.16 04:42:57 - [4] - Quote Severous Epruon wrote: Not much else to say, really. How are you guys today? What do you do in Eve Online? But I didn't vote for you. Post with your NPC alt main and not your main main alt!
Severous Epruon Hedion University Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2016.11.16 04:44:02 - [5] - Quote Mark Marconi wrote: Greetings oh great overlord. Working and not much, not enough hours in a day. Thats right, bow to your Supreme Overlord! Mwah-Ha ha ha ha! Oh, I am sorry to hear that, I wish you well in your career.
Scipio Artelius The Vendunari End of Life 45663	Posted - 2016.11.16 04:50:24 - [6] - Quote Does this make me a minion? I'm ok with that. Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
ShahFluffers Ice Fire Warriors Escalating Entropy 10874	Posted - 2016.11.16 04:51:50 - [7] - Quote burps Who's the rookie? How did you Veterans start?
Severous Epruon Hedion University Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2016.11.16 04:56:47 - [8] - Quote Scipio Artelius wrote: Does this make me a minion? I'm ok with that. Minions? I love Minions! The more the merrier! ShahFluffers wrote: burps Who's the rookie? I suppose thats me. Severous Epruon at your service, my good sir!
Ralph King-Griffin Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance 19078	Posted - 2016.11.16 05:12:54 - [9] - Quote Plucky little fellow isn't he. What there is "To do" depends largely on what you want. If you actually want to become an overlord of some sort that's actually pretty doable here, particularly of you like conflict. Welcome aboard, hopefully we can get you murdering your fellow man in short order. We're Back in Business , have your very own Meeny Faced Bastards on call today =]\|[=
Bjorn Tyrson Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2016.11.16 07:40:23 - [10] - Quote I appreciate your confidence. its legitimately refreshing amidst the sea of salty and jaded as hell vets you normally see. good luck in finding someone to be overlord for, seems you have at least one minion already, thats a good start.
Ima Wreckyou The Conference Elite CODE. 3113	Posted - 2016.11.16 07:49:36 - [11] - Quote I for one welcome our new Overlord. o/ the Code ALWAYS wins Elite PvPer, #74 in 2014
renwahh Wiking Brigade The Devil's Warrior Alliance 44	Posted - 2016.11.16 08:03:27 - [12] - Quote Hi and welcome. Ive booked mark this page as I give new bros a week before i start flaming them.
Neadayan Drakhon Heuristic Industrial And Development AddictClan 312	Posted - 2016.11.16 08:03:40 - [13] - Quote Ima Wreckyou wrote: I for one welcome our new Overlord. o/ Thought James315 was your overlord.
Ima Wreckyou The Conference Elite CODE. 3114	Posted - 2016.11.16 08:25:16 - [14] - Quote Neadayan Drakhon wrote: Ima Wreckyou wrote: I for one welcome our new Overlord. o/ Thought James315 was your overlord. He is the Supreme Protector of Highsec, Father of the New Order and our Saviour. There is always space for new overlords in EVE as there are so many haples whiners to rule. the Code ALWAYS wins Elite PvPer, #74 in 2014
Elenahina Agony Unleashed Agony Empire 1433	Posted - 2016.11.16 11:31:14 - [15] - Quote Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Plucky little fellow isn't he. What there is "To do" depends largely on what you want. If you actually want to become an overlord of some sort that's actually pretty doable here, particularly of you like conflict. Welcome aboard, hopefully we can get you murdering your fellow man in short order. It's easier if you start referring to them as targets as soon as possible. Eve is like an addiction; you can't quit it until it quits you. Also, iderno
Elenahina Agony Unleashed Agony Empire 1433	Posted - 2016.11.16 11:32:07 - [16] - Quote Ima Wreckyou wrote: There is always space for new overlords ... I see what you did there. Eve is like an addiction; you can't quit it until it quits you. Also, iderno
Keno Skir 935	Posted - 2016.11.16 12:40:36 - [17] - Quote Severous Epruon wrote: Not much else to say, really. How are you guys today? What do you do in Eve Online? eyes up plucky young adventurer Gùï> 30 Day Buddy Trial + ISK Bonus & Starting Assistance <Gùï Feel free to contact me regarding my posts, or my 30 Day EvE Buddy Trials \o/
Memphis Baas 2257	Posted - 2016.11.16 12:43:45 - [18] - Quote Hi, Serious Apron, how are you doing?
Imperator Kane My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse 130	Posted - 2016.11.16 12:55:36 - [19] - Quote Can I come back to EVE yet? Cannibal Kane was my Test Character.
Esrevid Nekkeg Justified and Ancient 2556	Posted - 2016.11.16 13:22:46 - [20] - Quote Severous Epruon wrote: Hi everybody! I'm your new evil overlord! Mwah-ha ha ha ha! No, you're not. Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format. Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......
Lasisha Mishi Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry Templis CALSF 96	Posted - 2016.11.16 14:08:55 - [21] - Quote Severous Epruon wrote: Not much else to say, really. How are you guys today? What do you do in Eve Online? hits you on the head i told you amarr to STOP FOLLOWING ME. i'm NOT putting on a bigger shirt! ..... hits your head again
Severous Epruon Hedion University Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2016.11.16 14:22:20 - [22] - Quote Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Plucky little fellow isn't he. What there is "To do" depends largely on what you want. If you actually want to become an overlord of some sort that's actually pretty doable here, particularly of you like conflict. Welcome aboard, hopefully we can get you murdering your fellow man in short order. I Love murdering salty carebears - ahem, I mean, fellow man, yes! Fellow man! Bjorn Tyrson wrote: I appreciate your confidence. its legitimately refreshing amidst the sea of salty and jaded as hell vets you normally see. good luck in finding someone to be overlord for, seems you have at least one minion already, thats a good start. They say that if you lack confidence, the best way to gain confidence is to fake it 'til you make it! Good Luck to you too my Good Sir! Fly Safe and may we meet on the field of battle! Ima Wreckyou wrote: I for one welcome our new Overlord. o/ I for one welcome my new minions! renwahh wrote: Hi and welcome. Ive booked mark this page as I give new bros a week before i start flaming them. I shall extend the same courtesy to you, my good sir! Elenahina wrote: It's easier if you start referring to them as targets as soon as possible. Excellent advice! Thank you, my target- cough cough I mean Minion!
Nana Skalski Taisaanat Kotei 19705	Posted - 2016.11.16 14:48:11 - [23] - Quote You are evil? Or just bad? Do you like cats? Do you have artificial right hand? A strange accent? Do you have a personal shark with laser weapons attached to head? Every part of a game helps to tell a story. =ƒôò =ƒÜÇ Where is Angry CONCORD guy when you need him. GëíGïüGëí GÖÑ
Zimmy Zeta Perkone Caldari State 59592	Posted - 2016.11.16 15:03:05 - [24] - Quote I like evil overlords. But you can't just do this on your own. Every Burns needs his Smithers. So if you are looking for a professional yes-man and experienced bootlicker, a person to worship the ground beneath your feet, who will follow even the most degrading and absurd of your orders and doesn't even know how to spell "diginity", please consider me. thank you! I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Keno Skir 936	Posted - 2016.11.16 15:42:39 - [25] - Quote If you want to be an overlord you're going to need an Overlord Permit of course. Transfer 50 Million ISK to my personal account, i'll iron out the fine details and get your permit in the mail. Welcome to EvE... Gùï> 30 Day Buddy Trial + ISK Bonus & Starting Assistance <Gùï Feel free to contact me regarding my posts, or my 30 Day EvE Buddy Trials \o/
ZZHAV 2	Posted - 2016.11.16 19:26:19 - [26] - Quote Blaze, needs to be more cringe. Channel your inner vahzz. What's a nuke to a roach?
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4568	Posted - 2016.11.16 19:29:44 - [27] - Quote These alpha folks are going to get really tiresome, really quickly.
sero Hita Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 278	Posted - 2016.11.16 19:44:28 - [28] - Quote Vimsy Vortis wrote: These alpha folks are going to get really tiresome, really quickly. So what you are saying is that they will fit perfectly here in GD? "I'm all for pvp, don't get me wrong. I've ganked in Empire, blobed in low sec. Got T-shirts from every which-where.. But to be forced into a pvp confrontation that I didn't want is wrong ccp." RealFlisker
Ravael Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2016.11.16 22:57:41 - [29] - Quote Severous Epruon wrote: Not much else to say, really. How are you guys today? What do you do in Eve Online? My dear overlord, I ****.. eh drill holes in planets and cause climate change with my planetary factories.
PopeUrban El Expedicion Flames of Exile 217	Posted - 2016.11.16 23:01:56 - [30] - Quote Is it a game of chance to start a pool for this guy's first ragequit/unfair/paywall post?
Mara Pahrdi The Order of Anoyia 1248	Posted - 2016.11.16 23:39:11 - [31] - Quote Keno Skir wrote: If you want to be an overlord you're going to need an Overlord Permit of course. Transfer 50 Million ISK to my personal account, i'll iron out the fine details and get your permit in the mail. Welcome to EvE... It's 500 million. Overlords require an imperial charter, not a measly permit. Remove standings and insurance.
ZZHAV 3	Posted - 2016.11.17 00:08:26 - [32] - Quote PopeUrban wrote: Is it a game of chance to start a pool for this guy's first ragequit/unfair/paywall post? Oh, i wonder how salty y'alls players get. Dust bunnies get really salty, a lot of circle jerking too... Hm...I wonder... I'm totally friendly, you silly gooses
Ralph King-Griffin Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance 19093	Posted - 2016.11.17 08:43:03 - [33] - Quote ZZHAV wrote: PopeUrban wrote: Is it a game of chance to start a pool for this guy's first ragequit/unfair/paywall post? Oh, i wonder how salty y'alls players get. Dust bunnies get really salty, a lot of circle jerking too... Hm...I wonder... *Got Dust bunnies Got really salty. You're going to have to do better than your current offerings to troll here mate. We're Back in Business , have your very own Meeny Faced Bastards on call today =]\|[=
renwahh Wiking Brigade The Devil's Warrior Alliance 53	Posted - 2016.11.17 08:47:12 - [34] - Quote Vimsy Vortis wrote: These alpha folks are going to get really tiresome, really quickly. Oh Great now Vimsy is aware. Ya'll screwed now. Stupid Alpha's don't know when to quit and stfu
Mark Marconi Ministry of War Amarr Empire 91	Posted - 2016.11.17 08:57:26 - [35] - Quote renwahh wrote: Vimsy Vortis wrote: These alpha folks are going to get really tiresome, really quickly. Oh Great now Vimsy is aware. Ya'll screwed now. Stupid Alpha's don't know when to quit and stfu But how do we know he is an alpha? How do we know your not an alpha? The alphas first started arriving in Eve yesterday. At first there were only a few of them, askin' for change, sleeping in the parks. But then more showed up, and we realized there was somethin' different about them. They fed off of our change to the point that they could actually start getting AUR. We knew it wouldn't be long before the alphas actually started paying for accounts. And then we'd have no idea who was an alpha and who wasn't! The people playing in the house right next door to you could be an alpha and you wouldn't even know! Nobody could trust anybody! Fights broke out. War! That's when I started suspecting that my own wife, who I'd been living with for twenty years, was actually an alpha.
Ralph King-Griffin Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance 19093	Posted - 2016.11.17 09:46:29 - [36] - Quote WE DIDN'T LISTEN! We're Back in Business , have your very own Meeny Faced Bastards on call today =]\|[=
Asharin Anderan Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2016.11.17 11:00:21 - [37] - Quote So what's new there? No one EVER listens.
Asharin Anderan Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2016.11.17 11:07:34 - [38] - Quote Mark Marconi wrote: renwahh wrote: Vimsy Vortis wrote: These alpha folks are going to get really tiresome, really quickly. Oh Great now Vimsy is aware. Ya'll screwed now. Stupid Alpha's don't know when to quit and stfu But how do we know he is an alpha? How do we know your not an alpha? The alphas first started arriving in Eve yesterday. At first there were only a few of them, askin' for change, sleeping in the parks. But then more showed up, and we realized there was somethin' different about them. They fed off of our change to the point that they could actually start getting AUR. We knew it wouldn't be long before the alphas actually started paying for accounts. And then we'd have no idea who was an alpha and who wasn't! The people playing in the house right next door to you could be an alpha and you wouldn't even know! Nobody could trust anybody! Fights broke out. War! That's when I started suspecting that my own wife, who I'd been living with for twenty years, was actually an alpha. I'm an Alpha :P Been away from the game for so long (well since 2010) that I couldn't remember how to play so started a new Alpha account, if I find I continue to enjoy myself I might reactivate my original account..not that it was that good, only had 3 million skillpoints anyway! Maybe I'll just keep using this one...
Mark Marconi Ministry of War Amarr Empire 95	Posted - 2016.11.17 20:55:27 - [39] - Quote Asharin Anderan wrote: I'm an Alpha :P Been away from the game for so long (well since 2010) that I couldn't remember how to play so started a new Alpha account, if I find I continue to enjoy myself I might reactivate my original account..not that it was that good, only had 3 million skillpoints anyway! Maybe I'll just keep using this one... You just can't trust anyone now. Alphas every where. We need Alpha and Omega symbols in the game. Then we can have an Alpha vs Omega war. With the usual backstabbing treasonous behavior from some Omegas of course.
Sobaan Tali Caldari Quick Reaction Force 1090	Posted - 2016.11.17 21:08:15 - [40] - Quote Picks up random object from the ground, raises above head, and jumps up and down in a fit of glee while shouting... "For da MASTA!" Then proceeds to pee all over the place without so much as a care in the world. "Tomahawks?" "----in' A, right?" "Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each." "----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Brokk Witgenstein Extreme Agony 853	Posted - 2016.11.19 17:57:42 - [41] - Quote Grab a ticket and wait in line, like the other 20000+ overlords before you.
Ralph King-Griffin Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance 19132	Posted - 2016.11.19 18:01:38 - [42] - Quote Mark Marconi wrote: Asharin Anderan wrote: I'm an Alpha :P Been away from the game for so long (well since 2010) that I couldn't remember how to play so started a new Alpha account, if I find I continue to enjoy myself I might reactivate my original account..not that it was that good, only had 3 million skillpoints anyway! Maybe I'll just keep using this one... You just can't trust anyone now. Alphas every where. We need Alpha and Omega symbols in the game. Then we can have an Alpha vs Omega war. With the usual backstabbing treasonous behavior from some Omegas of course. -_- how do we know youuuuuur not an alpha! We're Back in Business , have your very own Meeny Faced Bastards on call today =]\|[=
Remiel Pollard Shock Treatment Ministries 7934	Posted - 2016.11.19 18:15:03 - [43] - Quote No no no no NO! You're doing it all wrong. You don't come straight out and tell people you're evil. How are you going to convince them to sell you their soul if they know you're evil? Seriously now, if all overlords were this amateur, the Minmatar would still be living in caves. GÇ£Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.GÇ¥ - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Jake Warbird Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 4582	Posted - 2016.11.19 18:27:29 - [44] - Quote I didn't send anyone representing me here... Who are you? Sugar Von MurdererTits-á: Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Brokk Witgenstein Extreme Agony 853	Posted - 2016.11.19 18:49:27 - [45] - Quote Remiel Pollard wrote: if all overlords were this amateur, the Minmatar would still be living in caves. We don't?
Engage You Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 6	Posted - 2016.11.19 19:35:09 - [46] - Quote alpha and omega symbol or avatar boarder please yes
Sobaan Tali Caldari Quick Reaction Force 1093	Posted - 2016.11.20 01:53:25 - [47] - Quote Remiel Pollard wrote: No no no no NO! You're doing it all wrong. You don't come straight out and tell people you're evil. How are you going to convince them to sell you their soul if they know you're evil? Seriously now, if all overlords were this amateur, the Minmatar would still be living in caves. 'Cause fake overlords try to hide what they supposedly are. Real overlords show their true colors without delay or hesitation and still manage to assimilate their cult-like followers into a mind-broken horde of unflinching underlings despite knowing what they swear oath to. They don't waste time trying to stay out of sight and out of mind, they just show up, assert their dominating command and authority, and GET **** DONE! "Tomahawks?" "----in' A, right?" "Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each." "----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Mark Marconi Ministry of War Amarr Empire 106	Posted - 2016.11.20 02:05:10 - [48] - Quote Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Mark Marconi wrote: Asharin Anderan wrote: I'm an Alpha :P Been away from the game for so long (well since 2010) that I couldn't remember how to play so started a new Alpha account, if I find I continue to enjoy myself I might reactivate my original account..not that it was that good, only had 3 million skillpoints anyway! Maybe I'll just keep using this one... You just can't trust anyone now. Alphas every where. We need Alpha and Omega symbols in the game. Then we can have an Alpha vs Omega war. With the usual backstabbing treasonous behavior from some Omegas of course. -_- how do we know youuuuuur not an alpha! You don't thats what makes these Alphas so sneaky. I think we need to appease them. Let them vote for the CSM, just them not omegas. eg. They can have it. Call it good will or dumping the trash.
Remiel Pollard Shock Treatment Ministries 7937	Posted - 2016.11.20 02:24:29 - [49] - Quote Sobaan Tali wrote: Remiel Pollard wrote: No no no no NO! You're doing it all wrong. You don't come straight out and tell people you're evil. How are you going to convince them to sell you their soul if they know you're evil? Seriously now, if all overlords were this amateur, the Minmatar would still be living in caves. 'Cause fake overlords try to hide what they supposedly are. Real overlords show their true colors without delay or hesitation and still manage to assimilate their cult-like followers into a mind-broken horde of unflinching underlings despite knowing what they swear oath to. They don't waste time trying to stay out of sight and out of mind, they just show up, assert their dominating command and authority, and GET **** DONE! Even the most unflinching despot needs his keys. GÇ£Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.GÇ¥ - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Smendrik Von'Smendle The Black Crow Bandits Sarcos Federation 23	Posted - 2016.11.20 15:14:25 - [50] - Quote Darn I thought this was going to be another "Orcas are overpowered" thread.
Mark Marconi Ministry of War Amarr Empire 109	Posted - 2016.11.20 20:40:38 - [51] - Quote Smendrik Von'Smendle wrote: Darn I thought this was going to be another "Orcas are overpowered" thread. Why would anyone say that? I am of the opinion that freighters are underpowered as a tanked Orca now has more EHP than a tanked freighter.

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