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murder one
Gallente
Death of Virtue
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Posted - 2007.04.03 08:17:00 -
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Man Tiller, those are just awesome. Haven't had a good laugh like that in a while.
Here's one I'm currently dealing with:
"The Gnat": the guy who sits within docking range of the station in whatever ship, trying to hang with the cool kids, and the moment you lock or attack him, he docks. He stays docked till you dock, then he undocks and proceeds to try to look cool outside the station.
Of course, idling near a station could be accomplished in the .5 sec system next door, but no, that's not actually cool. He needs to idle in a .4 sec system surrounded by red blinkies in order to actually feel he's cool.
So ya, he buzzes around like a gnat that you can never quite swat. His mere existance is annoying.
Because I said so...
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murder one
Gallente
Death of Virtue
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Posted - 2007.04.03 08:27:00 -
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 Originally by: Cat Casidy
Edited by: Cat Casidy on 03/04/2007 08:20:45
The beffuddled ransomee...
" x Mill and you get the lucky prize of keeping your ship!"
K, done and done
"Umm my wallet's not blinking"
Oh, I was just gonna trade you some of my cargo
"..... no, ransoming totaly doesnt work that way"
Lolz. Having issues this evening Cat? 
Because I said so...
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murder one
Gallente
Death of Virtue
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Posted - 2007.04.03 08:49:00 -
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Originally by: Cat Casidy
"AFK Pirate"
This person sits ina cloaked ship and hangs out in corp chat making you think you might have backup , meanwhle hes afk writing clever stories for the forum warriors ( well written i'll give you that) and generaly not being busy yarring while still scaring the locals away.
Rawr
Doh 
Ya, I know, I'm a bad pirate.  I was out with schoolmates.
Because I said so...
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murder one
Gallente
Death of Virtue
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Posted - 2007.04.03 09:24:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Slice
- The Unwanted Friend
This guy notices a bunch of outlaws in local and can't stop himself from attempting friendly chit chat in local, even though he doesn't know any of the outlaws.
"Hey guys, how is business today? :)" or "Nice camp! Making plenty of ISK?" or "Hi Pirates, hows it going?", etc.
Our typical response to such worthless babble is "STFU"
- Escape Artist
Here you have a guy that is fit for traveling, i.e. 4-7 stabs fitted. He warps away from a small to medium sized gang that fail to put enough points of scram on him and before he jumps into the next system he says something like "Haha!! Nice try nubs but you missed me!!!11"
I think I'm going to stop by just to do both of the above
Because I said so...
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