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tiller OctoberSnow Corp	Posted - 2007.04.03 07:15:00 - [1] Edited by: tiller on 03/04/2007 07:12:17 - The stalker SNOWY now have at least 3-4 of these guys. Obviously alts your typical stalker sets clone in the system we are camping and the proceeds to sit 300km from the gate for hours on end making useless comments about how æcarpÆ we are. We can kill the stalker literally 20 times and he will always come back. - The boomerang noob No so much of an annoyance, just disbelief at this dudes stupidity. He is a traveller, new to eve and only uses the autopilot. His clone is maybe 10 jumps away but after being podded he will arrive back on autopilot about 20mins later to be podded again, and again, and again.... - The REAL PVPer Every night the same... æwaaaa real men live in 0.0 best of the best sir yes sirÆ. Hrm, been there, got the tee-shirt. If 0.0 interested me guess where I would be... yup 0.0. IÆm in low sec, itÆs where I want to be, if you have a problem with it... toughski - The ebayÆer Well not much to say about this one, the ebayer is however easily spotted. He flys expensive faction ships fully t1 fitted with weapons from another race. He flys on autopilot and is never at his PC because he doesnÆt care or know better.  - The æeggs in one basketÆ tard Ohhh yes, fly through low sec with EVERYTHING you own in eve. I kill you then you smack about how you slept with my mother the night before. Booohoo - The fleet mute The fleet mute does not actually get any enjoyment from the game at all, heÆs just a puppet. You see, the fleet commander has banished all banter and smack from local thus removing all fun from the game. Very sad... - The smack hater I kill some dude or run away from a blob IÆm gonna yell in local æblobbers!Æ or ænubs!Æ etc etc... itÆs fun. The Smack Hater will respond with æZOMG SMACK ZOMG ZOMGÆ. I just donÆt care, really... if I canÆt win with my ship IÆll have a dam good go in local chat. Get over it. - The hero Sure, we need heros in game to protect the fluffy guys, but really itÆs a game. Why play the nice guy when you have to do this in real life ?. Have some fun, shoot stuff, be happy. - The yellow dude Scared of losing his precious access to nub space the yellow dude wonÆt commit to a life of crime. Instead he will pod one guy and spend the next 3 weeks chaining npcÆs. My god... thats fun ?. - The MERC lol nubs The MERC, ex pirate, unable to adapt to changes in the game can no longer face the pressures of a pirate life and instead follows what can only be seen as a æcarebear CEOsÆ orders to a life of war decs and being fluffy in high sec. You make me sick. - The Planet safe spotter OMG evil pirates in local, hide HIDE OMG HIDE. See that planet there, thats your top secret hiding place that is. Sit there youÆre totally safe, you donÆt even have to move, go make a cup of tea everything will be OK once you come back. - The russian Logger As much as logging is fun kids, it just goes a little too far at times. If you donÆt believe me goto Jita and shout YARR in local, 500 people log off. - The ransom abuser So, you have been ransomed once, it is NOT a free pass for the rest of the year. You will die the next time we see you OK ? I could go on forever.... maybe some of you could add some.
Redglare's Demise Shih Yang Tong	Posted - 2007.04.03 07:25:00 - [2] Edited by: Redglare''s Demise on 03/04/2007 07:23:41 Things that ANNOY and AMUSE Redglare - I love my waffles - You dont really care that much - Thought so OO btw I've got one to add: The Lemmings corp- The guys who die, and come back in another ship while their corp mates are still fighting you, only to die a second time
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Sicarri Covenant Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2007.04.03 07:25:00 - [3] Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 03/04/2007 07:32:53 Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 03/04/2007 07:32:34 Originally by: tiller Edited by: tiller on 03/04/2007 07:12:17 - The russian Logger As much as logging is fun kids, it just goes a little too far at times. If you donÆt believe me goto Jita and shout YARR in local, 500 people log off. HA, I'm gonna try this one. "The Illusions of Grandeur (spelling?) pilot" The guy that attacks you in an assault frig, gets popped and somehow thinks he "almost had you" while you were sitting there for about 10 seconds in your recon cruiser wondering what the hell this guy is thinking. "Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking..." ~Liz Kali
Xtro 2 Caldari Pre-nerfed Tactics	Posted - 2007.04.03 07:34:00 - [4] Edited by: Xtro 2 on 03/04/2007 07:31:07 "The Part-Time Pro..." We all know him, hes the man you just blew up and podded, and as expected, he demands you've actually only killed his worthless alt, and his main from beta will come get you, possibly with or without his 1000man alliance which will come running to his immediate aid at this outrageous act of criminal activity. Xtro 2 - Tactically Insane Tradesman. Insanity, or madness, is a semi-permanent, severe mental disorder.
jimmyjam Gallente Turbulent	Posted - 2007.04.03 07:36:00 - [5] Edited by: jimmyjam on 03/04/2007 07:32:53 -Public channel stalkers.they sit in your chat all day and never say anything at all. -Random lo sp recruit.they bug you about joining the corp when the can hardly mine a roid. Metagaming is a broad term usually used to define any strategy, action or method used in a game which transcends a prescribed ruleset, uses external factors to affect the game,
Ryas Nia Minmatar Stormriders Fimbulwinter	Posted - 2007.04.03 08:08:00 - [6] have to say i have had several of these :P always fun, but you forgot one... The RPer These people often enter local warp to the gate and run as soon as they see red on thier overview. The following is often seen in local. "How could you betray your people, praying on the week when we need to stand strong vs the slavers." Or "Your sins are well documented and God will see to it that justice is swift and final for scum like you. This is your last chance repent and be cleansed." Updated Item Database thanks to Dal Rath
murder one Gallente Death of Virtue	Posted - 2007.04.03 08:17:00 - [7] Man Tiller, those are just awesome. Haven't had a good laugh like that in a while. Here's one I'm currently dealing with: "The Gnat": the guy who sits within docking range of the station in whatever ship, trying to hang with the cool kids, and the moment you lock or attack him, he docks. He stays docked till you dock, then he undocks and proceeds to try to look cool outside the station. Of course, idling near a station could be accomplished in the .5 sec system next door, but no, that's not actually cool. He needs to idle in a .4 sec system surrounded by red blinkies in order to actually feel he's cool. So ya, he buzzes around like a gnat that you can never quite swat. His mere existance is annoying. Because I said so...
Tressia	Posted - 2007.04.03 08:20:00 - [8] The "Pirate Carebear" or "Piebear" as I call em. You know, the "war-dec'r" that sits outside a certain station in high sec space and pops haulers/easy targets (shuttles??wtf) then, when you or like 20 other noob corp alts go and take the loot from the guy they just popped, they come to the forums and start making all kinds of threads at how "eve's so unfair, piwating is so hyarrd, make it easier for us to get da lootz cCp's". Yea, I know, I know, I can't believe this one either, tha nerve!.
Cat Casidy Death of Virtue	Posted - 2007.04.03 08:23:00 - [9] Edited by: Cat Casidy on 03/04/2007 08:20:45 The beffuddled ransomee... " x Mill and you get the lucky prize of keeping your ship!" K, done and done "Umm my wallet's not blinking" Oh, I was just gonna trade you some of my cargo "..... no, ransoming totaly doesnt work that way" Almost certainly nominated for something somewhere
murder one Gallente Death of Virtue	Posted - 2007.04.03 08:27:00 - [10] Originally by: Cat Casidy Edited by: Cat Casidy on 03/04/2007 08:20:45 The beffuddled ransomee... " x Mill and you get the lucky prize of keeping your ship!" K, done and done "Umm my wallet's not blinking" Oh, I was just gonna trade you some of my cargo "..... no, ransoming totaly doesnt work that way" Lolz. Having issues this evening Cat? Because I said so...

50freefly Caldari Purify Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2007.04.03 08:28:00 - [11] The Gate-camping No- Aww dangit where's Ginger!?!?! It's just not the same making fun of you new guys... Originally by: Eight Ace For reasons that have been lost in the mists of time all caldari ships are designed by two people. One does the left hand side and the other does the right. And they never meet.
Korin Veecolectus	Posted - 2007.04.03 08:30:00 - [12] -The Gatecamper Cuz they're illiterate and have low I.Q.'s.
Cat Casidy Death of Virtue	Posted - 2007.04.03 08:34:00 - [13] Edited by: Cat Casidy on 03/04/2007 08:33:20 Originally by: murder one Originally by: Cat Casidy Edited by: Cat Casidy on 03/04/2007 08:20:45 The beffuddled ransomee... " x Mill and you get the lucky prize of keeping your ship!" K, done and done "Umm my wallet's not blinking" Oh, I was just gonna trade you some of my cargo "..... no, ransoming totaly doesnt work that way" i still came out aheadm oh and speaking of which... "The AFK pirate" this person sits ina cloaked ship in a system his buddies usualy hunt in making them feel as if they have backup at the ready, while in reality they are busy writing clever (and well written i gotta give you that) stories to amuse the forum warriors. Rawr Lolz. Having issues this evening Cat? edited cuz this forum ate my post.... "AFK Pirate" This person sits ina cloaked ship and hangs out in corp chat making you think you might have backup , meanwhle hes afk writing clever stories for the forum warriors ( well written i'll give you that) and generaly not being busy yarring while still scaring the locals away. Rawr Almost certainly nominated for something somewhere
tiller OctoberSnow Corp	Posted - 2007.04.03 08:37:00 - [14] Originally by: Korin Veecolectus -The Gatecamper Cuz they're illiterate and have low I.Q.'s. - The alt poster Because my main is just too carebear to post let alone undock.
Cat Casidy Death of Virtue	Posted - 2007.04.03 08:40:00 - [15] Originally by: murder one Originally by: Cat Casidy Edited by: Cat Casidy on 03/04/2007 08:20:45 The beffuddled ransomee... " x Mill and you get the lucky prize of keeping your ship!" K, done and done "Umm my wallet's not blinking" Oh, I was just gonna trade you some of my cargo "..... no, ransoming totaly doesnt work that way" Lolz. Having issues this evening Cat? The beffuddled ransomee... " x Mill and you get the lucky prize of keeping your ship!" K, done and done "Umm my wallet's not blinking" Oh, I was just gonna trade you some of my cargo "..... no, ransoming totaly doesnt work that way" i still came out aheadm oh and speaking of which... "The AFK pirate" this person sits ina cloaked ship in a system his buddies usualy hunt in making them feel as if they have backup at the ready, while in reality they are busy writing clever (and well written i gotta give you that) stories to amuse the forum warriors. Rawr Lolz. Having issues this evening Cat? edited cuz this forum ate my post.... "AFK Pirate" This person sits ina cloaked ship and hangs out in corp chat making you think you might have backup , meanwhle hes afk writing clever stories for the forum warriors ( well written i'll give you that) and generaly not being busy yarring while still scaring the locals away. Rawr Almost certainly nominated for something somewhere
murder one Gallente Death of Virtue	Posted - 2007.04.03 08:49:00 - [16] Originally by: Cat Casidy "AFK Pirate" This person sits ina cloaked ship and hangs out in corp chat making you think you might have backup , meanwhle hes afk writing clever stories for the forum warriors ( well written i'll give you that) and generaly not being busy yarring while still scaring the locals away. Rawr Doh Ya, I know, I'm a bad pirate. I was out with schoolmates. Because I said so...
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Sicarri Covenant Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2007.04.03 08:54:00 - [17] Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 03/04/2007 08:51:27 "the had too much rum pirate" How about the only other corpmate that's logged on but was out drinking so was docked up and still there but passed out on the keyboard spamming local for 7 hours? lkgklhs;s;s;s;ssssssssp; sh;gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhptlhpt sqqgrfqgwufhwernuiogjthuymkoilp "Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking..." ~Liz Kali
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2007.04.03 09:09:00 - [18] Ahw nice list. I liked. I'm sort of a semi mute, but that's because I find most smack disgusting (including my own), but if that helps I usually smack back on some private channel :) Tassi> INFOD members kill people in low security space to destroy their precious ships.
Ask Unbeatable Gallente HighTech Marines Ltd. FREGE Alliance	Posted - 2007.04.03 09:13:00 - [19] Originally by: tiller If you donÆt believe me goto Jita and shout YARR in local, 500 people log off. I lol'd
Dr Slice OctoberSnow Corp	Posted - 2007.04.03 09:17:00 - [20] - The Unwanted Friend This guy notices a bunch of outlaws in local and can't stop himself from attempting friendly chit chat in local, even though he doesn't know any of the outlaws. "Hey guys, how is business today? :)" or "Nice camp! Making plenty of ISK?" or "Hi Pirates, hows it going?", etc. Our typical response to such worthless babble is "STFU" - Escape Artist Here you have a guy that is fit for traveling, i.e. 4-7 stabs fitted. He warps away from a small to medium sized gang that fail to put enough points of scram on him and before he jumps into the next system he says something like "Haha!! Nice try nubs but you missed me!!!11"

DarkElf Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2007.04.03 09:20:00 - [21] Nice work. I agree with almost all of those and got a chuckle from reading it. quality DE courtesy of Raggii
murder one Gallente Death of Virtue	Posted - 2007.04.03 09:24:00 - [22] Originally by: Dr Slice - The Unwanted Friend This guy notices a bunch of outlaws in local and can't stop himself from attempting friendly chit chat in local, even though he doesn't know any of the outlaws. "Hey guys, how is business today? :)" or "Nice camp! Making plenty of ISK?" or "Hi Pirates, hows it going?", etc. Our typical response to such worthless babble is "STFU" - Escape Artist Here you have a guy that is fit for traveling, i.e. 4-7 stabs fitted. He warps away from a small to medium sized gang that fail to put enough points of scram on him and before he jumps into the next system he says something like "Haha!! Nice try nubs but you missed me!!!11" I think I'm going to stop by just to do both of the above Because I said so...
Fuglife Huff Technologies Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2007.04.03 09:33:00 - [23] Lol, love the boomarang What about the: Can i have my stuff back spammer? Why did you did you do that? you've just destroyed everything i have can i have it back please please please give me 80mill and we're even. Normally in the format of 7+ evemails I know Welsh Wizard! 3rd Best pvper in Eve
Fuglife Huff Technologies Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2007.04.03 09:33:00 - [24] Lol, love the boomarang What about the: Can i have my stuff back spammer? Why did you did you do that? you've just destroyed everything i have can i have it back please please please give me 80mill and we're even. Normally in the format of 7+ evemails I know Welsh Wizard! 3rd Best pvper in Eve
Lodhi Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2007.04.03 09:47:00 - [25] Things that annoy Lodhi Yet another tiller thread. Yet another tiller thread. Yet another tiller thread.
Johnny Gurkha Caldari Villains	Posted - 2007.04.03 09:47:00 - [26] :Drunken Pirate: Doesn't care what he flies and what he attacks..... Condor vs Ferox ftw (me btw )
Arx Impera Amarr Gr0und Zer0	Posted - 2007.04.03 09:52:00 - [27] Boomerang Ratter - Boomerang Variation : This is a personal experience; You come in, do some quick scans, and discover his ratting. So you go to the belt, and there he is. He runs de to your big ass ship not locking in time. Now if you wait 5 mins he will come again. This time you grab him, yada yada. He goes back... 10 minutes, he comes back, in the same ship, to the same system, to rat.... Repeat 3 times... ...who of course promptly went bat****, flipped out and killed some people.
Jeebus1987 Sabre Inc Hydra Alliance	Posted - 2007.04.03 10:09:00 - [28] The Gate camp chainer: Allows such gate campers to farm systems, they make alot of isk and inturn buy faction gear/ships... only to be chained by such... :) would like to take this opportunity to currently thank OctoberSnow for there hardwork to make me richer:)
SleepingBuddah	Posted - 2007.04.03 10:28:00 - [29] Originally by: tiller Edited by: tiller on 03/04/2007 07:12:17 - The russian Logger As much as logging is fun kids, it just goes a little too far at times. If you donÆt believe me goto Jita and shout YARR in local, 500 people log off. You say Jita is crowded with Russians?
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Sicarri Covenant Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2007.04.03 10:33:00 - [30] Originally by: Fuglife Lol, love the boomarang What about the: Can i have my stuff back spammer? Why did you did you do that? you've just destroyed everything i have can i have it back please please please give me 80mill and we're even. Normally in the format of 7+ evemails Like the ones that go "you have 24 hours to give my stuff back, tic toc tic toc, time is ticking? "Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking..." ~Liz Kali



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